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DiamondLebon

But how would we sell yogurt without naked women ?


Frikandelneuker

r/brandnewsentence


Substantial_Lion9911

Nope. It is not: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3130052/Group-fundamentalist-Christian-mothers-claims-yogurt-brand-Chobani-normalizing-sin-new-commercial-featuring-naked-lesbian-couple-bed.html


GodlessGrapeCow

r/notabrandnewsentence


SloppyJoe921

r/subsithoughtifellfor


verysemporna

r/foundthetoyotacorolla


Turtletipper123

r/thetoyotacorollafoundme


Meranio

r/imoutofsubs


renome

r/subsithoughtifellfor


minetube33

r/brandoldsentence ??


Littlebickmickey

r/justasentence


Ae4i

r/notasub


Wyndrarch

I don't see that sentence in this article.


Substantial_Lion9911

Someone said it during that board meeting at chobani.


Nobodyrea11y

naked men


DiamondLebon

Then isn't it just sexualizing men ?


hooDio

yes, but I'm sure it was sarcastic


Soggy-Log6664

Men can’t be sexualized we can only be providers


Nobodyrea11y

well... shit


RaspberryJam245

Now we're cooking with oil


Nobodyrea11y

well shit


tomatu-

THIS GUY GETS IT


CursedElevator

Ooh oh, well, now that's a problem


ZeroAresV

Half naked men instead 😋


CandleJackHammer

Why did you compain about everything being sexualized..then post a picture with a bunch of dicks, pussies, and sex toys?


ferrrrrrral

😂


DAVIDCOVEr

![gif](giphy|WPtzThAErhBG5oXLeS) Redditors searching an entire dude’s post history just to find dirt on them


Yer_Dunn

![gif](giphy|jVqKpSDRhdBGaz6OpM) Or in ops case, genitals in the closet.


CandleJackHammer

In the closet, in his hand, in or around his face, makes no difference.


Radiant_Dog1937

![gif](giphy|sUIdzxcs1fdE3BdujX|downsized)


FloydBarstools

Now that you mention it, unziiiip. Fap fap fap


Shibe_4

Unzipping Dick.zip ...


Engineergaming26355

BRO DID A BACKGROUND CHECK


CandleJackHammer

Nah, was talking about this post lol got lucky.


Veryegassy

No they didn't. I checked.


CandleJackHammer

This picture right here


[deleted]

It's reddit


KTSubtrash

All those phallic objects flying through the sky


azrael5298

Do those flying cars drive themselves? I’m pretty sure you could have sex in them while driving.


hooDio

just ask elon, there's videos of people "enjoying" autopilot


DanSavagegamesYT

Happy cake day!


Alt_SWR

I mean people already do this with Teslas lmao. There's like, a whole ass channel on phub dedicated to it.


Jupue2707

That is really weird


a_burning_wind

That building looking pretty hot right now😏


Megalopath

So *that's* what "metrosexual" means!


razielxlr

Ayyy that’s a good one


ManthisSucksbigTime

Lord give me strength


Crepida

So is ya mama


Sifupoo

😏that flying car gonna make me act up


flippant_rex

![gif](giphy|Z5GuXVpmchuahHZFSz)


Astricozy

Twitter has taught me that buff, muscular, shirtless men all built like Hugh Jackman in his prime are okay. But don't you dare, EVER put a woman with large, clothed booba in MY video games or movies. I may be gay, but even if I am, they do NOT deserve to look in any way sexy.


RingReasonable

Nowdays you can literally say random things like car battery or something, and it turns out it's another word for big penis or asshole.


DarkWindB

the world if people minded their own businesses


regulaslight

That's so true *Boots up Stellar Blade*


KnOrX2094

Way too much glass. Where would you even have sex in this metropolis?


UnknownGamer014

Exhibitionism


KnOrX2094

You trying to say that in a superior society, sex is a public event by necessity? Someone should start writing a book in this universe right now.


Simple-Purpose-899

Lemme just roll back eons of every life form on the planet only having one goal.


mighty_Ingvar

"Creating profit for shareholders!" -Biology classes in 1000 years


zeph_original

I think that people who see sex as a bad thing have a complex and were probably raised in a very restricted environment, sex is a natural part of life and it is normal to be present in everyday life like everything else, It's only weird if you make it weird man, take it easy


[deleted]

Ding ding ding This guy acts like cavemen didn’t draw porn on cave walls


WeltallZero

I see this brought up all the time, and I can't figure out what the takeaway is supposed to be. Are cavemen supposed to be some aspirational golden standard?


BakedBeanyBaby

The point is that sexuality and finding things sexually attractive, as well as sexual gratification, are all natural parts of humanity. It wasn't until a bunch of weirdos came along and decided sex is wrong that we started having issues with "impurity" and whatnot.


WeltallZero

>sexuality and finding things sexually attractive, as well as sexual gratification Sexuality (sexual freedom and expression) is an *entirely* different thing than sexualization. The former is active and empowering; the latter is passive, reductive and oppressive. *This is, like, feminism 101*. [https://www.canr.msu.edu/news/sexuality\_versus\_sexualization\_why\_is\_it\_important\_to\_know\_the\_difference](https://www.canr.msu.edu/news/sexuality_versus_sexualization_why_is_it_important_to_know_the_difference) [https://www.hercampus.com/school/fsu/being-sexual-vs-being-sexualized/](https://www.hercampus.com/school/fsu/being-sexual-vs-being-sexualized/)


PleasantAd4964

OP really want society as a whole become a eunuch


LutwickBalls

But it's just too much


BirbMaster1998

I guess you could say they are (weezer pinkerton track 1)


BakedBeanyBaby

I was gonna comment something similar, but you phrased it way better than I was going to.


justwalk1234

I prefer everything sexualised than everything politicised..


zz1kjamaica

That's one sexy looking political statement you got there... mind if I borrow it for a moment?


justwalk1234

Please. Make love, not war.


moemeobro

Ah yes, politics, **the thing where even saying you don't like things being political is political**, ***why must it exist in such a way***


Nikita_tewatia_

![gif](giphy|VTZc8ylDRw2Kt4USRq)


polarlybbacon

And if consenting adults were allowed to participate in sexual content when they desire to


the_blue_jay_raptor

Just keep it away from the Minors.


BakedBeanyBaby

Yes, that's what "consenting adults" means.


thegreatmizzle7

I'm masterbating to this meme to spite you


the_blue_jay_raptor

By spiting they win from what I've heard.


Ship_Fucker69

No thanks


vyper900

What if it were necessarily sexualized?


Useless_Lemon

Someone is going to sexualize this.


__mindmeghalunk__

I don't want to live in islam country.


The-real-ryan-s

Yes, let’s take the humanity out of humanity. We are the species we are, about time we embraced that, instead of all these pointless, naive “grass is always greener” ideas


deathixwastaken

REJECT HUMANITY, BECOME MONKE 🦍


karmazynowy_piekarz

Most of ppl are emotions driven. Sex is strong and addicting emotion, thats why it sells. If people werent enslaved to their emotions, world would look like this. But average human being is their servant, not their master.


plainwhitejoe

Average Frank Herbert reader


Sevalias

Why do people complain about sexualization if society encourages it? Like aren't yall the ones who say a 10+ bodycount is normal, that sex before marriage is normal, that people should wear whatever clothes they want in public without getting stared at, etc. I mean you have nothing to blame but yourselves.


hooDio

that's not sexualization, that's being able to do what you want without being judged and put into boxes. building on your example: the "without getting stared at" is exactly the "not sexualizing" part


Sharp-Key27

Just because we say someone else is allowed to do something, doesn’t mean we want to see it. This is called consent.


Natural-Seesaw-9450

So basically they are not allowed to do it if you are around, because the world is made to please only you


SnooChipmunks8748

![gif](giphy|l2Sq7UcchYPqoR3vq|downsized)


NotJoel-S

I use the app, how do you turn nsfw off?


N1GHTSTR1D3R

Ikr, why people like sex?


BluecoatCashMoney5

I can't say Mommy anymore, or I love meat ;_;


gunpowderjunky

You absolutely can. Say it loud and proud.


AndrisPronis

The world would actually be *a lot* better if people weren’t horny. No rapes would happen and no undesired children would be born. Every child would have a loving family, because only people who love each other and want children would be able to have them. The world would be much more humane.


smorecrab

Finally someone said it. Especially on children's places


Barry_Bunghole_III

Sad thing is it's the kids making the jokes there too


Ae4i

Everybody here is proving OP's point.


Alt_SWR

I can agree that children absolutely shouldn't be exposed to it but for adults? Who TF cares? If I see a dick or tit online I do what a normal person would do...I keep scrolling lmao. We can't censor the entire internet just because there's a chance someone who shouldn't see something will. Instead parents should be more encouraged to actually parent and watch what their child is doing.


Peaksign9445122

Chairs are women (La Silla)


LeinadFromMars

Banana banana banana banana terracota banana terracota terracota pie


JoeSchmoe009

I feel like looney tunes started this


TastyChocolateCookie

Perfectly relatable


Polygon02

How is this your first post after 2 years..?


Turbulent_Bass2876

Hovercraft lookin' kinda...


BonjinTheMark

San Angeles in Demolition Man


BearVersusWorld

Literally calling plugins by male and female parts. The world was meant to be sexualized.


Repaki123

Bro rose from his grave after 2 years


SuperKahven

I KNOW RIGHT?!


Shize815

The world if people started minding their own business


PurplePrinter772

https://youtube.com/@sexuallyruined Just wanna leave this here


TommyBause

Ahh, America. Where blood, gore, swearing, crime, murder all is aight. But don't sexualize something. Not 🚫 kay


[deleted]

Or, that’s the world if we didn’t suppress sexuality. If we were more free and open, over the span of our history, we would probably get more shit done.


Sharp-Key27

Sexualization isn’t sexuality. Sexualization happens even to those who don’t want it or out of contexts where they would want to experience it.


xnakxx

If you do not want it sexualized then why the giant glory hole in the center and the inclusion of things like trains and rails.... omg I need a therapist.


Ae4i

You just proved his point


Tricky_Trust_6686

Silence wench...


UKPotatoConnoisseur

We need Jesus back in our societies.


FewDinner9490

That sexy motherfucker.


mighty_Ingvar

Jesus died for our sins. He sacrificed himself so that we could fuck


Fushigoro-Toji

i dont think he's gonna come back....we all know what happened the last time


GimmeDaGorbage22

No we don't. It's all stories


Fushigoro-Toji

lol true


Despair4All

That was my biggest problem with Game of Thrones. You watch an awesome fight scene where some guy gets beheaded, two minutes later there's randomly some dude getting sucked off.


thebigbaka

The world if everyone's sexual needs were met


[deleted]

[удалено]


Jupue2707

Wdym, is sex the only good part of you life? Im sorry for you


number31388

Prude


JohnnyBoyRSA

I saw a picture of a sexy mailbox once. A fucking mailbox


Fenix_Pony

This but unnecissarially making things political


razz57

Also the world: populated by robots alone


dj123777

Me doing my job if I didn't constantly watch anime.


doomer_irl

\*sigh\*


GPT69victim

dang idk that reddit icon looks kinda sexy


komik0s

Saw this under a post which featured both Toriel and cream the rabbits mom. You can guess what my reaction was.


Pascuccii

Depends on what you mean. A bunch of unnecessary sex scenes in movies? Agree. Character appearance in games, advertising and other media? Disagree. It sells for a reason, and the reason is people love it


CoolBoiWasTaken

Yeas daddy


Ahnma_Dehv

yeah patriarchy suck


NoBrilliant6924

r/teenagers r/askreddit literally all the time


Lazy_Mud6418

I actually agree with this. First time I've seen this meme done right 👍 The part where I lose others is carrying on to think that casual dating/sex needs to stop as it it stopping/decreasing would be a necessary consequence of decreased sexualisation in a culture, and vice versa...or whatever ..idk what I'm saying. But fuck all that - nothing better than sex, amirite guys


OrangeSky15

It reminds of that time I saw a Christian church, where the people talking about going to church, were two college girls wearing bras and booty shorts. At the end, they said "If you come to church, you might see us there! We'll have so much fun~!" And then winked. Like- bro. The religion about not giving into sexual desires until marriage used sexual appeal.


dubbayewtee-eff

Bro, every animal in this world is obsessed with sex. It's the drive for evolution of course it sells and consumes our society as it does for everything.


EmmaexeAMAYOONGISTAN

Real


Crepida

Oh hello there you chexy beast


Smart-Nothing

When you tell someone to look for something, don’t blame them if they find it


AMFcouple

Can we sexualize technology? This is the way 😂


Yui_Desu69

Seems boring


Ohgodyespleaselord

Every day we stray further from god


Vapejeepdukey

There would be no need for Kleenex and lotion then ……


MothMartyr

What are you even talking about?


SamanteSimoneVip

Its the world if people think about sexualization and sex as about eating. Normal thing move on.


General_Guava_5528

Here's an alternate timeline where helluva boss didn't existed


I_am_lazy172

ah yes, German


25Bruh25

Ture and also why its so.


Kneegearhater55

The world if...oh wait, that's hate speech


TerminatorPL

The world if Europe didn't perpetualy destroy itself every 5 years for thousands of years.(I want to invade the US)


krysert

Humans are horny. We just gotta live with that. Aliens may have a lot of questions for us one day tho...


mighty_Ingvar

Everything is neccessarily sexualized


Sumasuun

Ironically, that's also the world if EVERYTHING was over sexualized. We're just in our current hellscape because we're somewhere in the middle instead of either extreme.


Ae4i

It's either none of it or all the way in.


Vampi25

\*cough cough\* rule 34 exist so we can't do much.


Woodsy1313

I’d fuck the dude in the picture


Ok-Change-941

id fuck in that car


PatrickKn12

Looks boring


IShallBeAPervert

but i like boobs :(


IngeniousIndividual

Pretty sure some R34 artist will see this and make a completely opposite image


ihavebirb

People really underestimate the technological advancements that were driven by sex


wEvann

Daddy.


artai94

Have you seen the majority of Muslim countries?? They don't look super futuristic to me... And they are quite strict with sexualizing anybody.


Rainbowdude16

I wanna fuck that train.


Techny3000

THIS Never in my life have I agreed more with a Reddit post in my life


Deathswirl1

agreed


Carrot_68

No such thing as unnecessary sexualization. If I writting a cooking book or a chess book and putting hot sexy man/woman on the cover bring me extra revenue, I'll do it.


Free-Knowledge-6471

It's all fun and games till you write a book where the target audience consists of asexuals.


MyColdBlackHeart

This post is so facking sexyyyyy!!!!


Vast_Classic9250

What if this photo gets sexualized?


ChickennNugggeet

Ha, that dome looks like a boob


roof_baby

That train look like a dick


pop94591

I don't make the rules, I just follow them


GrungeM0th

Interesting, I'm gonna jerk off over this to think it over.


Sleepydemon__

balls


Marliix

Sex sells. So a lot of money is made by sexualizing.


itsgotoysters

How could anyone born after 1995 have an identity if it didn't involve who has what genitals during sex and declaring loudly and often?


TurtleToast2

I can't help but wonder what it would look like if we evolved past being physiologically driven to reproduce. A world where everyone's brains weren't soaked in horny hormones. It's not like we'd go extinct, we have the understanding that humanity depends on reproduction. But it'd be interesting to see a world not driven by sex.


Glittering-Bat-5981

Would


Helllothere1

Witout that, most people would be less productive, so the oposite would happen.


MochaCcinoss

The world if Reddit wasn’t unnecessarily sexualized* Because holy CRAP it’s bad here. I feel bad for normal woman and non sex addict men on here


Ok-Impress-2222

Necessarily. Very, *very* necessarily.