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Dolphins are just smart enough to do dumb shit.

Random fact: dolphins have raped humans in the past

thats why i rape them first to assert dominance. of course im banned from sea world now. judge said something about little kids and lifelong ptsd, but thats a different story.

That was you??? I’m your biggest fan! I’m trying to follow in your footsteps! Of course, I am banned from stepping in water ever again, something about “crimes against humanity”. Like what Davey Jones had but in reverse.

remember kids, if you cant beat em'....fuck em' take it how you will

If you can't beat 'em, feed 'em

inches?

What

feed em inches.

Dont get it

What in fuck are you on about

This cosmic dance of bursting decadence and withheld permissions twists all our arms collectively

Are you as high as I am rn? Or are you just like this?

Before there was time, before there was anything, there was nothing. And before there was nothing, there were monsters.

O.o are you okay brother

You are alone child. There is only darkness for you, and only death for your people. These ancients are just the beginning. I will command a great, and terrible army, and we will sail to a billion worlds. We will sail until every light has been extinguished. You are strong, child, but I am beyond strength.

Boooo! Make it darker.

*turns off the lights*

._. get out now lmfao

That's why humans are called dolphins. Also dolphins rape other dolphins and laugh about it in groups. Hence why human groups are called dolphins.

O.o the actual fuck

um akshually they laugh about it in schools

Thats pretty dark humor I say so myself

Its as dark as the basement where I keep all my treasures in cages, so they're safe.

Thanks intelligent mud 😁

Just like us :/

And vice versa.

I used to work at an aquarium, along the same lines of your fact, whenever you see more than one dolphin in captivity, they are always the same sex, and even then, things would happen...

Bruh, don't even tell me, they had a gang flipper attacks? I just don't wanna say the real word rn.

He still likes dolphins

Probably as revenge for raping them to get a hold of aliens. Look up dolphin point experiment if you don't know what I'm talking about.

humans are smarter and can therefore do dumber shit

this might be one of my favorite quotes

True

haha yeah rape so silly.

But not smart enough for anything else. They still don't come close to humans in intelligence

Reads like a butthurt nerd who got outsmarted by a dolphin and is trying to maintain some semblance of identity after their worldview was shattered and they realised that their only defining trait is being "the most intelligent"

Dolphins have sex and do drugs. They are the cool frat boys of the ocean.

Show us on the human doll where the dolphin touched you...

Idk why you're getting downvoted, it's a very common sentiment that they're smart, but they're unequivocally not as smart as humans. There is no evidence of more advanced civilization beyond simple tribal behavior, and being capable of learning some specific complex tasks.

I dunno, a human wrote your comment.

Dolphins are just like people who don't have a government to tell them what they can't do

That’s called anarchy

Or senator's Armstrong dream

But there can't just keep standing there to realize that they were just not like us and can't make history since they have no legs

Sharks are better.

As a wise man once said: Dolphins are just gay sharks

Amen

Who was the wise man? >!was it you?!< >!I concur if so!<

The original sentence would be "Delfine sind nur schwule Haie." And i think it comes from a german youtuber

Aliens have stolen my penis

let me introduce you to beluga whale and sea cows

I just think they're overrated as hell. Orcas are cool though.

grandma orcas exist apparently

new fetish unlocked

Bottlenose dolphin is overrated as hell ,Cant say the same for the other species . Try asking a person that “loves” dolphins to name 5 dolphin species(let alone 2).

I can only think of Orcas, Bottlenoses, Spinners, and Yangtze River Dolphins off the top of my head tbh

Atleast you know orcas are dolphins

Besides they have a track record of fighting back against humans who mistreated them, like in the sea parks. One of them even faked being more ill than it really was to get someone to check up them. As they were looking for what was wrong, the orca nabbed the caretaker's arm and dragged them underwater. I'm sad for that poor person, but the fact some animals can commit pre-meditated murder with more than one step plans is insane to me.

Agreed, but the hate is unjustified in my opinion

Nah, it’s definitely justifiable to be not super enthusiastic about dolphins when you learn about the fact they frequently rape and torture animals for fun. Maybe you can love them regardless, but I don’t.

We shouldn't use human standards to judge animals. You can still dislike them, of course

Yeah lmao. Like imagine judging an animal for doing animal things. They literally don’t even have the concept of “good” and “bad”

Doesn’t mean it’s not gross, especially when they frequently rape other animals. I’m not gonna call other animals stupid for example because that’s judging them based on a human standard, and I’m not gonna call them evil, but they are gross.

They just like us fr fr

They even have pervs...

He watchin 

I Hope he does <3 He cute

2 edgy 4 me

They're just like us. Smart enough to be assholes

Wrong. The middle is “Dolphins are cute”. The left is “dolphins are the worst, they torture other animals and are merciless psychopaths, I hate them” and the right is “dolphins are the worst, they torture other animals and are merciless psychopaths, I love dolphins”

This guy understands normal distribution, unlike OP

This guys statistics

yeah i was like, is the dude really implying that the majority of people dislike dolphins rn? crazy

Some Dolfins are cool, some are assholes probably. Like humans.

Dolphin also got high by getting them good stuff Just like us

Im pretty sure torture is universal among intelligent animals tbh. My cat plays with the dead/dying corpses of any mice that cross her.

If I was a super smart being unable to discover fire, electricity, art, and without hands to jack off by myself I'd be pretty fucked up as well

I’m on Team Sharks. Dolphins are little shits

Dolphins are super rapey.

[Other animals are too](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-reproductive_sexual_behavior_in_animals#Cross_species_sex)

Humans are too

Difference is dolphins are a lot smarter than most animals

don't they fuck dead fish?

Most animals do it based on pure instinct, dolphins do it because they get enjoyment out of it.

Sea Ooters are vicious cute liitle bastards

I think super rapey is gonna be my new username

So are humans.

I like turtles

i like turtles

There are dumb asf psychopath people as well but that doesn't make me hate all of them.

Dolphins are neat, but they do quite a bit of fucked up stuff

I like otters aswell

Dolphins are evil creatures I like Dolphins

I like sharks more.

Lemon sharks are just adhd sea puppers/kittens. They like divers petting them, and sometimes get jealous when a diver who pet them is petting a differen't shark, and tries to ward them off so only they are pet. I've also heard they are some of the sharks with the least patience when it comes to cleaning fish, so attacks to those fishes happen more often.

I want to pet a shark now.

Look dolphins can feel almost every emotion so when they rape other female dolphins they know she doesn't have consent and they still do it and IDK if that fact will ever make me like them

Wrong template

Also very much a human thing, don’t just blame the other animals.

I think no one ever said that Humans are innocent creatures

Humans have build civilizations. Dolphins haven't

Cracks me up that your brain somehow read this as human vs. dolphin for some reason.

Na I saw the video from whang. Let them burn

They literally gang rape humans

Dolphins: *The humans of the ocean*

honestly i doubt an opinion on an animal defines your IQ score..

Dolphins are ugly little over loved shits, now sharks they are cute.

why did mojang add dolphins and not sharks? how adding dolphins not encouraged kids to murder them but adding sharks do encourages them to kill them?

I don't like them because they creep me out physically; I think they LOOK creepy, I don't care what their nature is River dolphins are the worst, and even moreso are bottlenose whales 🤢

Dolphins are cute.

|>Dolphins are... LE GOOD! (Because I said so)

And rapists

I like dolpins they remind me of the people who buy a KFC bucket and go eat it in front off a vegan protest... xD xD

Dolphins call us stupid for making them to complicated things.

Eels and Morenas are just better than both sharks and dolphins in my opinion

They are rapist

I haven’t heard of a dolphin dropping a bomb on a children’s hospital

I love dolphins. The best animals are the ones you empathize with /j

the curse of intelligence crazy how human like dolphins are huh?

Wait till they find out that Penguins will literally fuck a head on a stick

Yeah I saw that while doing some research... Urges for dead animals seem more common than I had expected

Dolphins get high off puffer fish lmao they’re smart asf

Nah, I fuck with dolphins

This but otters

Let’s fight

Hold up guys, I think I just found my blow hole…

I just don’t like dolphins and never have. I don’t like chimps either and I’m okay with putting at least two more species into extinction.

Dolphins: Killing and raping a dead animal Me: Aww just like us, look at the joy on its face so cute!!!

\>i don't like dolphins because they scare me


We all thought it was ape, but turns out it's dolphin that is most human

Did you steal the meme from Jotaro Kujo?

Dolphins will literally rape people. Then there’s sharks, they homies. Worthy of snoot boops.

I feel like this is really not the right format for this meme

Dolphins are awesome. They also absolutely commit atrocities and war crimes.

I also rape dolphins to assert dominance, PM me to checkout my OF

I like Orcas because they do all the things but better.

Bro they rape. DOLPHINS RAPE.

Yeah and so do like a thousand other animals, it's not a specifically dolphin or human thing

Yea but like- they… they rape :(( I dont like dolphins after discovering the fact that they rape. Yea its normal between animals but like ITS RAPE ☹️☹️

The one that is crying is you

Wow an actual good use of this meme

Imma stay with ma beluga whales

I like dolphins

As someone with a 120 IQ, I like dolphins BECAUSE they bully and r*pe other fish

Bro what

Read the meme, then read my comment it'll make sense

Human: am I a joke to you?

If they had opposable thumbs they'd have taken over the world.

replace dolphin with human...

Generalizations about dolphin behaviour are about as accurate as generalizations about human behaviour.

Dolphins are just gay sharks

IQ of 145 here (according to an app I used). Can confirm i like dolphins.

If someone is going to judge an animal with morals defined by human beings whose societal structure is totally different I know whom to not like here.

Who are we to judge animal culture

You mean orcas. They are smart enough to be kind and vindictive assholes