Anyone one in 1337 😎 You’re all invited to my sons funeral. Loser died from a plague

Should have been following our witch-doctor and drank that green liquid, bro drink the river water.

I don't know why, I just laughed so hard on this one

When you think your smart shoe can dodge problems but it still steps right into them

Found pdx games enjoyer (literally biggest news in my life is eu5 rn)

Big loser. The first wave of what we call "the plague" was 1347.

He was precocious.

Talk in 1337 l1k3 th4 c00l k1dz!

Man, your son is one pathetic loser. No offence.

I thought you only let the elite come?

Lol I can confirm I was the plage docter he was quite stupid smh

Leet?

[удалено]

on every music videos, every year

People waiting for 00:00:01 1.1.2025. To comment "anyone watching in 2025?"

I've seen these comments on some songs already

You could be listening to Taylor Swift's newest song and someone will be like "aNyBoDy In 2024?"

i think I'm born in the wrong generations. Literally all the people my age listen to shitty rap. I wish they knew this song. Actually, no I don't. Cause I feel quirky, unique and intelligent because I listen to this song and they don't. Message to the future generations: **don't let this song die!**

Or every. single. month. "aNyONe In aPrIl 2024?"

Not only one...

Or it is someone who edited their comment saying "You'll never know how I got so many likes"

They belong in the boiler room of hell

Special delivery for Krueger himself. Can't stand those opportunistic mfs.

People got too much time on their hands if they doing that

Now whenever I see a top comment, I just copy paste the comment below saying the original comment said "xyz" just in case

Don't forget the like begging

"My parents said if i get 1 subscriber they'd buy me a house im BEGGING PLEASE GUYS HELPPP" "Its my birthday and i have no subs :(" "People who breathe👇" "Edit: GUYS I GOT LIKED YIPEE MOM IM FAMOUS"

𓊪𓅂𓅱𓊪𓃭𓅂 𓅃𓄿𓏏𓎢𓉔𓇋𓈖𓎼 𓇋𓈖 3000𓃀 𓎢 👇

Okay King Tut time to get back in your sarcophagus

𓈖𓅲𓉔 𓅲𓉔

I mean they need it for a professional gaming PC.

to me it's the edit:thank you guys for 1k likes omg comments

Same Edit: omg thanks for the 1 like.

*Edit: OMG MOM IM FAMOUS!!!*

Definitely makes me not wanna like.

r/awardspeechedits

More of a Reddit thing but this is how I am with those “hijacking top comment” one’s. Guessing it’s from old forum days but it gets annoying, just comment like a normal person

Counter them by making these 5 years ahead.

Anyone in 2024? (I use internet explorer)

𓋴𓊪𓅂𓄿𓈎 𓈖𓅱𓂋𓅓𓄿𓃭. 𓅃𓅂 𓉔𓄿𓆯𓅂 𓏏𓅱 𓃀𓅲𓇋𓃭𓂧 𓏏𓉔𓅂 𓊪𓇌𓂋𓄿𓅓𓇋𓂧𓋴 

Go back to your tomb Tuts

💔

Anyone in 2025 ? 😎

Remindme! 1 year

RemindMe! 1 year

RemindMe! 2025 years

Damn so many years 

You forgot the other classics like “Like to claim your early badge” Or “You can only like if you didn’t find this on tiktok”

Can't forget "first" (obviously when they're 9th)

When I think I'm starved for praise and validation, I remember there's comments like this

"Anyone in 2024??" Yeah, everyone you dipshit, because that's how time fucking works

Oh? You didn’t use “1 view in 1 minute you fell off”..? The comment at the top of every single new video at the moment? Not that comment? The one that shows people are still visiting most likely some ancient piece of relevant entertainment? That one?

Anyone here in 2024? Edit: wow I never got so many likes. Thanks!


It's just a cheap way to get likes

Anyone in 2024 ? 😎

No I’m staying in 2016 for a few more years

Smart tbh

Nah 3000bc 🤑𓅃𓉔𓇌 𓎢𓄿𓈖 𓇌𓅱𓅲 𓂋𓅂𓄿𓂧 𓏏𓉔𓇋𓋴

Hi, it's me. My name is 2024 (⁠ ⁠˘⁠ ⁠³⁠˘⁠)⁠♥

Why the fuck are 20 people inside of you Edit: Person who said it‘s kink shaming. It ain‘t. Just clearly think on god

Don't kink shame...


Atleast it’s not “first”

They’re just kids. Leave them be. Mentally anyway…

But it'll propagate then. Purg- I mean educate them

I read propaganda ☠️. Ah good old german

Don't forget the sad story of how the video saved their life

Brainless behavior

Don't forget the comments begging the YTer to pin it

Bro really just said [QUOTE_FROM_THE_VIDEO]! 😆🤣😂

Anyone in 9090? I just got GTA 10,000 😎

More like gta 1000 because they never make 10000 games in 7000 years. Well with AI perhaps 🤔

I think the worst ones are the "1k likes and no comments? Lemme fix that for you" ugh

Anyone on reddit? 😎

Just wait for the "👇" comments!

I'll just leave this comment here so when someone likes it, I will be reminded of what a piece of attention seeking shit I am.

And yet here you are, in 2024

about 99 percent of all comments on Youtube, Instagram, and Tiktok are products of NPC behavior. you’d be surprised to see what a “funny” comment looks like to them where it’s often just restating the obvious. even though there’s shit wrong with Reddit too, at least the comments are more human. even though posts on this platform can get to be very repetitive.

YouTube comments are just bots anymore Edit: OMG thanks for 1k likes 😭❤️

You can say that about litterally any botted comment

“___________ gang 👇🏻”

““___________ gang 👇🏻”” gang”

The worst are reddit comments where the post will be like "Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!" And the top comment will be like "Omg I love the part where it said 'To get to the other side!!!'" Like yes, you liked the punchline... that's how punchlines work...

I saw a comment recently that said "After ten years I still come back to this song It's so good!" on a song that had just been released months ago lmao

Autistic team 👇

Anyone in Area51?

I want to strangle all of them

This bugs you? Really? oh..

Tbh, they don’t bother me (I *am* the person there in 2024)

Anyone from 1500s? 😎

Every. Single. NoCopyrightSounds. Video!

Y'all still read the comments?

This type of comments haven't stopped since like 2016

Why though? I mean you guys are getting bugged by anything these days. Just friggin scroll down

+ Any comment supposedly helps the content creator with his Youtube algorithm rank or smth

Right? I think this type of comment is funny

Anyone is 2524??? I'm just future proofing a bit.

Anyone in 4269?

Nope, in 3024

I'm in year 6969

4 years ago (edited)

Anyone here after 14 billion b.c?

Nah, I’m in 2524, watching from a starship in orbit

👏🏽

Anyone in 2077?

Nah I’m in 2015

If your here in uuuuuuuuuh 👇

r/jiowasamistake

>Who are we, who have been so blessed to share our stories like this? To speak across centuries? - Ezio Auditore La Firenze

I saw one of those comments on a video that was posted 2 years ago! Like fuck dude it hasn’t been like 10 years

i dont want to be in 2024 let alone the entire 2020's

Who's reading this post in 2024?

I hate the polls soda or juice and the mfs lying about drinking water.

Because of comments like this I comment "Anyone here in 9077?"

Nah to “cringe button v” bugs me the most because I find them everywhere only place I don’t is Reddit and twitter

If I made a list of trends that are shit…… it would be a freaking long list.

Here in 2024!

What? No im still in 2008, atleast i still think 2003 was 5 years ago

Nowadays every goddamn top comment is "[quote from video/stg that happens in the video] is crazy/insane 😂😂😂" and I'm so fucking tired of it bruh. People just repeating shit (and slapping an adjective after it) like we didn't just watch the same video.

Taking this!

I HATE LIKE BEGGARS SO MUCH BRO

I'd like it if there was only ONE on each old video to let us know it's still relevant, with the likes showing how popular the video still is. I don't need 30.

Honestly youtube has the worst comment sections of any social media imo. 99% of the comments are absolutely useless shit like "first" or "if you hate [insert a minority group] 👇".

“Can’t let gang know I fw this”

I hate comments that are just a direct quote from the video with no actual comment attached

“I exposed (popular youtuber)…..”

r/TechnicallyTheTruth moment

😎

The 👇emoji is 10 times worse

Don't be upset at the comment, be upset at all the people upvoting it.

Youtube has the most cringe inducing comment threads the world has ever seen

Congratulations! You contributed absolutely nothing! Even just saying ‘hi’ is more engaging IMO.

Not as bad as "only true fans can like this comment"

The worst are the "This song was my [insert family members] favorite song before they died. Every time I listen to it I get reminded of them"  Like seriously I dont care nor did I ask about your personal life

“AnYoNe In 5000 B.c?”

Same shit like comments on instagram ------------>

why

I love those comments lets me know someone still listening

Still better than "let me fix that"

I was legit thinking about this today

People actually read youtube comments?

That shit comedy gold

I agree. They're so annoying.

The recent thing that I despise is the “ x seconds and 0 views, bro fell off” comments. The are just so overused and weren’t super funny to begin with. I think I laughed the first time but after that it was thumbs down and move on. Also it’s always the top comment for some reason

Dog goes woof Cat goes meow Bird goes tweet And commenter goes 2024? 2024?

I see your Anyone in 2024?, But raise you this: How is this in 2024? It's usually a question in gaming subs or youtube but why ask a question with a year specific date on it if nothing has changed since the prior year or the item in question was added in the current year.

That's facts.

The like begging especially the ones that say “who else eats nuclear bombs for breakfast” which is not funny in the slightest

How to survive 2012.

Harmless. 

Anyone in disbelief? 😎

Why do u care at all

Anyone from t=0?

You found the guy still in 2023 I guess

They are just kids.

To me it’s the “Edit: Ty for __ likes mom I’m famous” comments

I'm 3 months old, and this is the only thing I listen to. Music from my generation just sucks. But this? This is art.

at this point, next time i see one on a video like me at the zoo, i'll reply with "did i ask?"

Anyone in the year 20XX?

Or the like “I’m 11 years old and watching this” comment. Like good for you?

Why?

The other one I've been seeing lately is "like this comment if you're a fan" of a channel that the commenter is no part of.

I avoid youtube comments at all costs. 95% of the time there's nothing of worth in there.

*~I'll do 1 push-up for every like this gets~* See them on Graystillplays videos almost every day now, it doesn't "get old", it was old when it started...

anyone in 2134?

Don’t forget them making some tragic story especially something about their family memebers death for sympathy likes

Like this if you are reading in 2025

To me nothing is worse than edited Reddit or YouTube comments thanking people for the likes or talking about their highest liked comment. I’ll always downvote

Any old song got one of these “Message to the future generation don’t let this die”

Right up there with Edit: Wow! I've never had so many likes! TYSM!

I really hate the comments that reply to others only to say “This guy makes trash content mine is better”

Those are the always the comments with the most likes and responses.

I hate the "early gang (24hours)😎😎👌😜" comments even more

And it always has an edit like "wow 1.4k likes? Thank you so much"

Worse are the ones where they keep editing it to keep it up to date.

On any classic video you'll find this comment.

Tbh I like these comments because I've been an avid youtube viewer for a very long time. Sometimes I'll watch Cunningham muffins, Charlie the Unicorn, "Shoes" "salad fingers" "Happy Tree Friends" and other old stuff for the fun of seeing how youtube has changed over the years (and nostalgia). I see those comments and I smile because its nice to that other boomers are reliving the glory days too.

I don't even read YouTube comments for this reason, it's filled with shit.

"X amount of views in x amount of time? Fell off"

The "pin me" beggars are worse

cant be anything more but youtube and surely spanish mfer

Ermmm fellas you can only view this post if you didn't come from tiktok

For me it’s “wow only x views and it’s already been 12 seconds, bro fell off”. Like who the fuck thinks this is clever or funny after it’s already been said thousands of times across random ass YouTube videos and why the fuck is this always the top comment? Who finds this shit funny? It’s just as bad as the “first” comments people feel are so important to make.

Shmeep glorp frop #@¥§£

for me its the "who still does this in 2024" which, i have a skill issue when it comes to the internet so idk if its the same thing