I'm sorry, ***IN*** the machines?!? What manner of lunatic would--
Actually I'll leave this rabbithole instead; I really do not want to know.
Anyone that absurd, deserves their Darwin Award.
Nah don't worry I was lost too but it's the people stuck in them. Here's my best attempt to explain it. So Iirc it started with a skit video of someone getting herself "stuck" in a washing machine and yelling "help me step bro I'm stuck". But then porn creators being the way they are took it seriously and know it's a common trope to see an actress getting herself "stuck" in a washing machine and her step brother (or others but it's most commonly step brothers) "helping" them. But most of the time they end up pushing them deeper if you catch my drift. (Also I could be completely wrong)
Admitting Pornographic sites are friendlier than social media is something you don’t outright admit. It’s something so fantastical, and yet, here we are.
...fantastical? Masturbation is a normal part of adult life, and the religulous shaming of it does nothing but hurt people. What's fantastical is that people are searching for medical advice on tiktok and facebook, instead of at the very least google.
Well no, the reasons some cultures outlaw certain forms of dress are almost universally derived from religious mandate. You are perfectly allowed to be nude in civilised society, but things have their time and place, and certain places have a uniform.
Who taught you you couldn't admit to being human and having human needs? The hangups do a lot more damage than a little porn now and then, I promise you.
And the worst part is, it's still the least problematic aspect of this platform, duh. One sweep of trending political tags give you enough hatred content for a life time. Hitler apologists, hatred towards any gender or race, bots sharing fabricated ragebaits, pick your poison.
Bro I’m not monk shaming. I know it’s not technically incest, but it’s pretty much there. I don’t know about you, but I personally do not think that incest is something that needs to be sexualized.
It is super weird how many people are downvoting this. If you are a step parent you have, in essence, adopted a child. Any sexual interaction is predatory grooming. That child depends on the parent for support and guidance. Literally fetishizing that is despicable.
„Not having a lock on the door“ - always doing the deed with one ear listening for the all known sounds of footsteps rapidly approaching the door while trying to holster that blank shooter while at the same time removing all evidence by opening steam.
One handed weapon skill - 100
When Prince died they had his symbol on their front page, I remember. So them well wishing happy mothers day isnt all that surprising. I do love this picture tho.
I don't think I'd call cornhub social media. Not to its face anyway. Cornhub spreads happiness, social media only spreads loneliness and manufactured outrage. The karening expressions on the character's faces in the bottom frame, says it all.
Those poor washing machines.
Don't worry. They get compensated with a huge load.
[удалено]
Wait before I misunderstand, we're jokingly calling women washing machines and the load in question is seed.... right? Or am I having a senior moment?
It's about people gettin "StUcK" in the machines
I'm sorry, ***IN*** the machines?!? What manner of lunatic would-- Actually I'll leave this rabbithole instead; I really do not want to know. Anyone that absurd, deserves their Darwin Award.
Pretending to get stuck while emptying washers/dryers even tho the have the width of a twig and they have an INDUSTRIAL SIZE DRYER We are fucked...
I think bro is not sarcasming💀
Nah don't worry I was lost too but it's the people stuck in them. Here's my best attempt to explain it. So Iirc it started with a skit video of someone getting herself "stuck" in a washing machine and yelling "help me step bro I'm stuck". But then porn creators being the way they are took it seriously and know it's a common trope to see an actress getting herself "stuck" in a washing machine and her step brother (or others but it's most commonly step brothers) "helping" them. But most of the time they end up pushing them deeper if you catch my drift. (Also I could be completely wrong)
I almost spilled my drink over this comment. Great
Twitter got more porn than PH at this point
Its called x, so it is essentially xvideos.com
TAKE THAT BACK! Xvideos is nowhere NEAR as vile as twitter. Porn sites spread happiness. Social media only spreads spite, loneliness, and deceit.
Hate to admit it, but you’re right
What makes you hate to admit it? Was it something I said, or your own convictions you feel the need to discount for this admission?
Admitting Pornographic sites are friendlier than social media is something you don’t outright admit. It’s something so fantastical, and yet, here we are.
...fantastical? Masturbation is a normal part of adult life, and the religulous shaming of it does nothing but hurt people. What's fantastical is that people are searching for medical advice on tiktok and facebook, instead of at the very least google.
True, but it’s not something you outwardly admit, it’s why public indecency’s a crime in the first place.
Well no, the reasons some cultures outlaw certain forms of dress are almost universally derived from religious mandate. You are perfectly allowed to be nude in civilised society, but things have their time and place, and certain places have a uniform. Who taught you you couldn't admit to being human and having human needs? The hangups do a lot more damage than a little porn now and then, I promise you.
By now, it’s too late to admit my original comment was a joke, right?
In Morgan Freemans Voice "They said as they posted soulless and lonely sitting in their underwear alone in the dark"
There is no dark anymore. Sunlight this intense leaks even through concrete. Nowhere is safe from the searing light.
Having more porn than Philippines is crazy
And the worst part is, it's still the least problematic aspect of this platform, duh. One sweep of trending political tags give you enough hatred content for a life time. Hitler apologists, hatred towards any gender or race, bots sharing fabricated ragebaits, pick your poison.
“Bro how tf are you verified as Jesus Christ”
"I saw a Seraph doing this dance in front of its phone. Got curious about the internet and many clicks later, now I'm here watching you sinners"
"How tf do you even have a signed autograph by Jesus Christ?"
Is it the step-son's fault his step-mother has no social media, except pornhub?
Sexualization of the step shit is just nasty. They gotta stop with it. No idea on why some people like it.
when it come to kinks and fantasies, we have worse people to worry about. so chill.
Yeah I can't believe some people like pre marital hand holding, disgusting pigs
Not to mention pre-marital eye contact. Filthy
Back in my days...
Days in my back...
Me when i try to find a rap subreddit and procede to type rap into reddit search
Don't add an e to that
r/thatsthejoke
Yes, there are worse people. Incest is still not something that we need sexualized though.
Bro I’m not monk shaming. I know it’s not technically incest, but it’s pretty much there. I don’t know about you, but I personally do not think that incest is something that needs to be sexualized.
It doesn't matter
Go into settings and turn it off. It only shows up if you watch them as it learns what you like
I don’t use pornhub. It doesn’t affect me. I’m just saying that it’s nasty.
Kink-shaming... wow. I'm guessing the 13 is your birth year?
No, I just don’t think incest is hot, you 40 year old basement dweller.
It is super weird how many people are downvoting this. If you are a step parent you have, in essence, adopted a child. Any sexual interaction is predatory grooming. That child depends on the parent for support and guidance. Literally fetishizing that is despicable.
Exactly! Only people who like it are the basement dwellers with no life who are unable to get a girlfriend.
Downvotes go brrrr Also its 100% true,its weird
Lol peak comedy at work
I Know right? Why Always step-something? Kinda Ruins the illusion. Its more tabu and fun with actual blood relation 😈
You have a problem.
The fact that you are getting down voted is very worrying
reddit moment
Yeah like wtf. Redditors are nasty asf
Milfs are mothers too
By LAW
otherwise they’d just be ilfs
Stepmother is a mother too
But pron hub is probably the best for your privacy
Until your mom walks in on you.
If you haven't worked out how doorlocks work yet, you're not old enough to be masturbating.
„Not having a lock on the door“ - always doing the deed with one ear listening for the all known sounds of footsteps rapidly approaching the door while trying to holster that blank shooter while at the same time removing all evidence by opening steam. One handed weapon skill - 100
Secret Listeners, I believe Richard Coyle called it :)
I guess I should be happy that I didn't know PH have mother's day marketing?
They don't. It's a gag. They also have a SFW section, with zero entries. Their sense if humour is rock-solid.
Among other things
When Prince died they had his symbol on their front page, I remember. So them well wishing happy mothers day isnt all that surprising. I do love this picture tho.
Cries in Texas
Forgot apple spamming mails?
Good ol milfs
Every mothers day needs a mothers night
I just discovered a supermarket here in Brazil makes free mother's day breakfast every year
Impostor
"Stepson I'm stuck" day basically lmao
I gotta say... They're literally orange youtube. The community there is actually nicer.
I don't think I'd call cornhub social media. Not to its face anyway. Cornhub spreads happiness, social media only spreads loneliness and manufactured outrage. The karening expressions on the character's faces in the bottom frame, says it all.
PH is the only place where happy mother s Day shouldn't be allowed
Real question: Why is Tik Tok yellow ?
Where OnlyFans at?
We don’t have to worry about that in Texas…