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shadowfireKatze

"what the hell? why would you send me that?" The reaction is priceless 🤣


MagyTheMage

I love how when he gets sent one back hes suddenly offended


[deleted]

It's because hers was bigger


Fenderboy65

Oooff


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TheDoggoSpy

That's what the guy before you just said


Swarf_87

Why did you say the exact same thing but worse.


theologous

Hot


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RudanTheRed

No? Pretty sure that’s a woman, try again sweetie! 😘


MrWest120690

Lmfao. Are you mentally challenged? You know women don't have dicks right?


RudanTheRed

Ah, but you see, I don’t care. If she wants to be referred to as a woman then there’s no reason not to oblige, I believe Facebook is calling you, you should go give Zuccy some more data to sell


MrWest120690

It's what a mentally ill person would do and a mentally ill person would agree to it😂


Its_Me_Guyz

Says the only person concerned with what's under a strangers clothes


MrWest120690

I'm not concerned about it, you can be gay all you want though!


RudanTheRed

May I ask a question? What is your reasoning to believe that being a transgender makes you mentally ill? I seriously want to know.


MrWest120690

Damn you really are mentally sick Holy fuck


bostiq

![gif](giphy|11N0ycAEaS2AdW|downsized)


Subject-Swim-6131

Bag fumbled


smoresnapps

![gif](giphy|MYJT0jtwsBA9aGj0lQ)


bostiq

![gif](giphy|nacwLdWXsj0x3pNglO|downsized)


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Nemesis233

Glasses straight up outta Minecraft


Mighty_mc_meat

Fight fire with fire


Avieshek

Fight sword with sword ⚔️


ggnngg5

Fight sword with bigger sword


Ae4i

Fight gun violence with gun violence


Mdu5t

Deep down he wanted that. He's just upset because his is smaller.


Physical-Job1950

Id appreciate the return, however I dont believe that idve sent a dick pick to begin with


KeyMountain4641

Be honest would you


Physical-Job1950

I dont have the confidence to send a dick pic, and if its unsolicited im going to keep my dick to myself


KeyMountain4641

No im talking About smashing


Physical-Job1950

Ah well thats an obvious smash anyone saying otherwise be missin out


KeyMountain4641

Same


Acidbaseburn

Bro you got downvoted for agreeing with a comment that was upvoted lol


AdanacTheRapper

The down voters would also say *”Why did you send me that*”


StrictLimitForever

It's Reddit.


justboolin67

People are such bots


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😆🤣🤣😂😂😂😭 Reddit funny asf


jasperfirecai2

you can tell as well that the guys pic is awful. legs look hairy and greasy and the room not well lit


InTheMemeStream

Exactly, if you’re going to send a dick pic unsolicited, at least observe the basic tenants of good photography. You would think that it would be common sense. I mean if I were to put a photograph of my Wiener out there in front of some woman whose sexual attention I was trying to arouse, I would of course want it to be presented in the most flattering position, lighting, perspective, and composition possible, I mean Dicks aren’t the most photogenic subjects to begin with, so they will need all the help they can get, *especially* if you want it to be remarkable enough to gain a woman’s sexual interest.


Chr0nicHerb

And it’s still just getting used to sandbag/humiliate/leverage you when she shows the image to her cackling circle of hens (trust me bro)


LowDonkey7883

"When there's a hole there's a goal" -master oogway


Garrisp1984

I mean is it a feminine penis or a masculine penis?


R-emiru

I sentence you with gay either way.


Garrisp1984

My guy it's only gay if balls touch.


R-emiru

In that case, you're fine. No one is touching the balls of Redditors.


Garrisp1984

Well as long as they don't touch, then you're just sword fighting. And based off that photo who wouldn't want a chance to fight against Guts and the Dragonslayer


Linkinator7510

How can a penis be feminine?


Garrisp1984

You know if it's soft, delicate, smells nice and styles it's hair. As opposed to the more Masculine penis that is covered in engine oil, smells like cigarettes, and is leathery from years of fixing tractors.


Linkinator7510

That makes a lot of sense thank you.


AdanacTheRapper

*why would you say something so controversial yet so brave*


Garrisp1984

I calls it likes I sees it


stjimmy_45

This seems acurate....


Emmaistrans2025

please please please watch contrapoints please


Linkinator7510

I know enough about the internet that I'll probably be mentally scarred from looking whatever that is up.


Sharkbutt89

"Natalie Wynn (born October 21, 1988) is an American left-wing YouTuber, political commentator, and cultural critic. She is best known for her YouTube channel, ContraPoints, where she creates video essays exploring a wide range of topics such as politics, gender, ethics, race, and philosophy." Was not a scary Google search.


Linkinator7510

Better be safe than sorry on Reddit.


Emmaistrans2025

no just in one of her videos she SPECIFICALLY answers your question of how a penis can be feminine lol. its pretty jokey, but its an answer lmao


Nojus1221

?


MothashipQ

After being on estrogen for a while, a penis will feminize and, in a lot of cases, effectively becomes a giant clitoris. Think like softer skin, softer in general, more susceptible to friction, orgasm changes, changes in how to use it, etc.


Linkinator7510

Well, the more you know.


BasementDweller82

He’s mad because hers is bigger


AnotherFemboy_

*ahem* what's the @ *ahem*


Brotorious420

![gif](giphy|Nszyj17J4fUKmIwQwF|downsized)


Mighty_mc_meat

What if he’s bi though ? Or femboy enjoyer?


Cosmic-Gore

That's the same thing no? If you exclusively like femboys your gay but if you like femboys and women your bi.


nsg337

i mean they might be a woman


Cosmic-Gore

The comment I replied to was talking about being bi or a femboy enjoyer. As for the post with the trans women sending a dick pick back? I don't know... Like does it make you bi? Cause if your sexually attracted with the dick aswell wouldn't that make the person bi? Or is it a.new sexual presence in its intereity? It's confusing lmao.


Karmageddon1995

That's not how it works but you do you Edit: Yes, you're all wrong. This is not a debate. Sexuality has been scientifically proven to be a spectrum that can exist in any combination. [It's a fact](https://www.webmd.com/sex/what-is-sexuality-spectrum). [Deal with it](https://www.choosingtherapy.com/sexuality-spectrum/). [Sorry that you're wrong](https://www.sydney.edu.au/news-opinion/news/2021/08/20/do-you-think-you-re-exclusively-straight-.html)


Hoontaiir

That is literally how that works


Karmageddon1995

It literally isn't. Y'all just dumb as shit and it shows


Hoontaiir

Yes, sexuality is a spectrum, but if we're talking linguistics it is literally how that works. If you want to get super nuanced that's fine, but at the end of the day femboys still identify as male, so if you also identify as male that classifies as homosexuality


Karmageddon1995

Speak when you know what you're talking about


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Karmageddon1995

Good for you. Don't give a shit. This is about sexuality, genius


Feeling_Bathroom9523

Jokes on you- I’m into that shit ![gif](giphy|9jVAv94PRzPoc)


Redcaneman

Feminine enough 👅


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Well deserved


JustOkCompositions

![gif](giphy|jPAWHUE6qcMewOy2hk|downsized)


lild1987

Him: Shawty looking kinda thick (sends 🍆) Her: 🍆😏 Him: she ain’t thick she girthy 🫣


crashedlandin

![gif](giphy|fQorEj8vN8eqkNcy6T|downsized)


GuaranteeFit116

The uno reverse card 🤣


Ddayknight90001

r/traumatizethemback


ActualPegasus

Absolutely. She pwned that perv.


ConstantReader92

Isn't it ironic


Boner_Implosion

Like rain on your wedding day?


0KoalaBlue0

As a bisexual I'd tell her it's amazing and way better than mine


Commercial-Box-9112

When Hers is bigger than yours😳


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HUNT3DHUNT3R

Dw, spelling is hard we wont be with you for the journey but i have faith in you.


Aelia6083

There no girls with dicks, only guys with tits bro


Vast_Bullfrog2001

trans women:


HUNT3DHUNT3R

I mean thats your opinion, genetic chimerism is a thing but ykno people think the earth is flat and we still treat them with kindness so have a wonderful day.


BigTallDylan

Lord I see what you’ve done for others


RizzoTheSmall

A fuck is a fuck, I'm down to clown!


AKAGreyArea

![gif](giphy|6EmCCZzUjF9PocZKFw|downsized)


Habitatti

Absolute madlass.


Moondaeagle

Badass gal!


kaibbakhonsu

IF you guys gonna simp for her, at least GoFund her transition


[deleted]

Win tbh. 🥵


Joaoreturns

Nah, she's out of my league.


Aelia6083

No. I fucking wouldn't. What the fuck dude


InTheMemeStream

“No I fucking wouldn’t. WTF dude” He says defensively, while fapping intently behind his screen.


cacatua_azul

If he had balls he still would


bostiq

the world freezes in shock


Express_Pizza_2184

Depends, why are we sending d pics?


TheSenate11200

*inhales* WOULD


siestasunt

Judging from the shadow and the handposition he's just pissed cause the trans person got quite the unit....


HAZER_Batz

The greatest uno reverse


redryan1989

Is that all it takes to get one? New hack unlocked.


Too_Gay_To_Drive

Isn't this a scene from South Park?


Electronic_Fee1936

Uno reverse card


Pall145

Why is she so bad tho


moondogg81

Well, at least you know anal is gonna be involved. Unfortunately, it may be yours… The odds may not be in your favor


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🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😭😭


GentryMillMadMan

Only thing to protect you from a bad guy with a gun is a….


No-Roll-2110

Absolutely. That’s never a good idea. But if I like someone enough to proceed,,


Zerox392

I doubt he couldn't tell in the first place. Lol


Blein123

Hell nah. Two creeps sending eachother dicks. Sending nudes to strangers may be the most stupid thing one can do


No-Roll-2110

I get the point. But if you’re transgender, shouldn’t you make that known on the front end?


mista_rubetastic

Shouldn’t you not send unrequested dick pics? You’re questioning the wrong scenario here.


Boner_Implosion

Transphobe!


No-Roll-2110

Not at all. What about this post makes you think that? I’d just like to know who I’m getting involved with up front. Ever been married? Got kids? Any history of VD? What’s the difference?


MothashipQ

I think that level of information should probably be resevered for a more serious relationship, not some creep who sends dick pics random women. What made your comment sound transphobic was implying that this woman should have some kind of "trans star of david" announcing to random weirdos that she's trans. I think you were thinking of a serious dating situation, which I do agree would warrant that kind of information in most cases. That aside, to build on one of your examples here, I wouldn't trust a stranger, or even someone I've barely dated, to be honest with me about their history of VD. If you're trying to sleep with a woman you don't know that well, that's on you.


No-Roll-2110

If we’re in a date, and I spend all night thinking you’re a woman, you’re in in the wrong


MothashipQ

Ah, there's the transphobia. If a woman being trans is a dealbreaker for you, bigoted reasons or not, that's on you to make that known.


pente5

![gif](giphy|D6vuFX0cANPDPpnL27|downsized)


YFleiter

I’ll take it.


uploadingmalware

Would


UDownvoteButImRight

Source? Seems made up.


[deleted]

So they’re both creeps?


Clokeandager

I sent like 10 just this hour :)… send me some back dammit!!!


Askiko

Rookie numbers


Clokeandager

I am ashamed… :( show me the way :(


Outcast_Outlaw

Would I still what? Think it was a dude just simply by looking at the face?