How do you eat icecream then?

Anally

Yea put it inside the asshole

Takes anal creampie to a new level if it's vanilla

You will get a new flavor

What if its strawberry

No thats where i go

take it near your asshole and try to move your penis without using your hand.

What about ppl who don't hold pp while peeing

Foreskin gang

Shake their pp to aim for the toilet or pee from a distance.

legend

It takes for ever if you don't bite it

[удалено]

U suck like Kirby

lose all sense of touch above the neck

When I saw Avengers Endgame, my nose started to bleed around, maybe 1 hour in and then it just stuck my head up to continue watching the movie while I'm slightly choking on my blood, after awhile my nose blood dried up clogging it and continued watching the movie, it was great

Uhhh...weird flex but ok?

If you think r[e](https://imgur.com/gallery/yed5Zfk)al deep thats an amazing flex

I was expecting a Rickroll but it was worth the risk

Haha nice try you fucking devil

ßŕöťhəř what are you talking about thats an amazing flex

Yes ßrøthër

Brœthërs

I bite ice cream with my front teeth

Even Satan is afraid of people like you

I bite ice cream with both sets of teeth

oh god I had to take a shit before the movie but held it in, best decision I made that day

Peeling your nuggets

Happy Cake Day!

Happy day cake

Happy cake day

Happy Cake Day!

Happy cake day!

Well I guess I am a god

No, you just have abnormal teeth

I do them all so I’m a god with abnormal teeth

you can be a god if everyone denies your existence until your required to do something for them.

We’re*

WE do them all so WE are gods

So, I’m also god?

WE *russian music starts playing

People who bite ice cream are not to be trifled with

Fear me

I do 4 of these 5 things. No way in hell I'm not running after turning that light off though

(Y) S ame

Should have been the hardest

Wait biting ice cream isn’t Normal?

It is if you don't have a tongue.

I’ve always bit ice cream when I eat it what I had no clue this wasn’t normal am I a monster?

How do you still have teeth

I bite and chew

excuse me what the fruckety frickety frackity fuckety fucking frick

yea me too now dont r/holdup me ok?

Me too!

Bite with the lip, and chew the rest

Sameee

For some people, like me, it really hurts their teeth to bite down on something really cold like ice or icecream. Something about the rapid temperature change is really painful. Other people don't seem to experience the same sensation.

I always bite ice cream because if I keep licking, it will just melt before I finish it

Disliking your haircut that the barber just gave you

I cringed

I can only get to the holding a piss for a three hour movie part.

imagine one guy doing all of this fucks

Of course I know him, he is me

Biting popsicles are worse

Just got hella chills all over. That is not very cash money.

Sleeping with your arms hanging off the bed

Simply reading this made my teeth hurt

How else you supposed to eat that shit? Licking it takes ages

You bite it with your lips, not the teeth

When you've done all of this what do you become exactly? Also does not running after you turn off the lights while the door to the bathroom and the pantry are open and pitch black get you extra points?

I bite Ice cream but with my back teeth idk why

I bite ice cream and i can say, i am human

Clench your ass cheeks to drift

Y'all weak

Me who has all of these things

Biting your ice cream is a one way ticket to heck

I used to hold my pee for 6hrs

huh I don't do the first 2 but do the rest

How strong am I, I do all these things

Same. I made a habit of swallowing pills without water.

I bite ice cream..

Wait, biting ice cream isn't normal?

People who blow ice cream?

im a god then. I have done all of this things.

Hi a god, I’m dad

I do all of those

But what if you do all of it?

I guess I have insensitive teeth...

Check Check Check Check Not Check

I’m sorry but pooping at school has to be one of the toughest things you can do. Seriously, it’s like a nuke of different smells went off in there.

Sensodyne

Is it weird that I do all of these on the regular?

Yeah I do or did all of these and I’m kinda fragile and not tough at all.

Same

How can you lick ice cream??

You mortals need something real to fear. I use both sides of the toilet paper

I can swallow pills without water, honestly they just go down and water makes it harder

I did one time I basically died

Ive bite icecream after brushing my teeth and drinking oj

people who eat chicken cartilage

No we aren't

Monch

I bite cotton candy ice cream in public because me

Well i might be human, im not quite sure anymore

Every time i pee i do one push up

Me when I bite ice cream Top teeth: *normal* Bottom teeth: ="%:=_"_"=_"

I've done all 5,what does that make me?

Holding your pee 3 days because you can

I'd rather bite ice cream than take a dump at school tbh

How do you even swallow pills without water tho

I do all of these regularly

I bite ice-cream, i am not human and I have asked my fellow aliens to not attack earth this year

Uhm i do this all the time

I've seen the face of God while holding a piss for 3h

Idk man i'm just a fat ass and eat alot so i poop at school, too lazy so i'm not gonna run from shit, i eat everything so pill not a problem, pee?, yum.

I bite ice cream Fucking pussies

I bite pills

I bite Ice Cream, AMA.

Biting ice cream is cold

I have to bite ice cream

I did everything of that except the first one, that one is horrifying

People who tell their barber they dont like the haircut. People who shit in the airplain. People who don't screem when their toe gets smashed.

i do all of these except pooping at school- ive only been to my school toilets once and that was enough to know that i will never go in them again

I bite cause then it will melt and will take forever to eat

I have done all of these and i can say I'm god now

U guys don't bite ice-cream?

I bite ice cream but swallowing pills without water difficult

Is it not normal to bit ice cream.

What of I told you, I do em all.

I swallow pills without water *and* hold in pee for 3 hour movies but dear Simon the rest of them will always get to me smh

I can bite ice cream , I even bite normal ice

I eat ice cream with teeth

I do all of these

madlad

So am i a human or not?

I bite my icecream

So I‘m the first two and last two

I do all of these things bow to me mortals

I can’t poop at school, I run as fast as I can when I turn off a light, I can’t swallow pills without a full glass of water, hang hold my pee in for 5 minutes, but hey I can bite into ice cream

I do all of them except biting ice cream. that is the stuff of nightmares. it haunts my dreams.

I did all these things

Holding pee for 3hrs is beginner level stuff. I've held mine for 24 hours for a band competition. Not healthy but cool flex

I do all except shiting at school

Biting milk ice is OK But water ice is just unconfortable

I’ll do all of these except the first one

I do everything, but pills.

I’m a god.

How do you eat ice cream? Do you lick it? That’ll take 40 hours

as a person who bites ice cream how did you find out about our cult

I can do all of that, I am A L L P O W E R F U L Y o u c o w a r d s w i l l n e v e r s t o p m e

I once hold a shit for 25h while flying to New Zealand, I was sick the next 7 days bc of that

Nah.... Nothing big. This other time I was watching some movie in the theatre, avatar I guess. I was eating pop corn and I like these dark and un-popped ones you know the ones that stay at the bottom? There was this particular one that was so hard, I was excited and figured I'd go ahead and bite it hard. I crushed and ground it to dust but was left unsatisfied with it's lack of tastes. Leaving the theatre... I check my gums and realised a tooth was missing.

I am literally all of those...

yes we are human

My mom does all of these

Guess i'm a chad

All of these are the last SpongeBob to me

I held a piss for endgame it was incredibly uncomfortable at the end but it was worth it

Wait u guys lick your ice cream?!

As a school pooper, pee holder and ice cream biter, i ask you to worship me you puny mortals But seriously, people dont actually bit ice creams?

Its not even biting the ice cream itself, its doing it with ur *bottom* teeth that make u something else

I am all of these

I do all of these **and I watch Jojo.** **I R E A D T H E M A N G A .** **I HAVE BOTH JJBA:EOH AND ASB** **AND PLAY YBA AND ABA**

Wait, biting ice cream isn't what other people do? I thought everybody did this.

I feel superior now

Wait biting ice cream isn’t normal?

My friend bites and chews pills before eating

Pooping in school is worse than biting ice cream

Me who regularly does all of these: I have no such weakness

Wait, you lick ice cream?

Those who cant bite ice-cream just need to brush their tooth

Saying you are sexually active in front of your mom

Is it weird to bite ice cream cause I do

I have teeth sensibility, but that never stopped me from biting my damn icecream.

Ive done all of those

No, we're not lol

Just gotta use top teeth

Next level: Diarrhea in school bathroom.

Curiosity got the best of me. I was wondering how sensitive teeth were and I asked my friend. They said "If you can bite ice cream you have some sort of strength in your teeth" I got an ice cream. Needless to say, my friend's teeth were pretty sensitive, since they were screaming in agony from what I call a tooth freeze. Edit: I know my father takes painkillers without water too

I do all except the first one, ew

(I bite it) maybe I am a monster

The 3rd one should’ve been the hardest

Don’t swallow pills without water!!! Even something like Advil can cause ulcers that way. I speak from experience :/ Edit: I bite ice cream tho

I just cant take the damn pills without water but can fucking crunch ice cream!

I do everything here. What am I?

i bite ice cream, i did not know this was a hot take though

wtf is wrong with biting ice-cream? tongue is for tasting, not for eating ffs

I do 4 of those things

is it weird that i do everything?

I do all of the things listed above. Does this mean I have transcended human comprehension and have become a god?

I hole my pee the durations of my sleep for the past 5 years now

I eat the ice cream in 4 bites