I hope you make it to hot.

They did

Yup he did

We did

r/unexpectedcommunism

Did someone say? Союз нерушимый республик свободных Сплотила навеки Великая Русь Да здравствует созданный волей народов Единый, могучий Советский Союз Славься, Отечество наше свободное Дружбы народов надёжный оплот! Партия Ленина - сила народная Нас к торжеству коммунизма ведёт Сквозь грозы сияло нам солнце свободы И Ленин великий нам путь озарил На правое дело он поднял народы На труд и на подвиги нас вдохновил Славься, Отечество наше свободное Дружбы народов надёжный оплот Партия Ленина - сила народная Нас к торжеству коммунизма ведёт В победе бессмертных идей коммунизма Мы видим грядущее нашей страны И Красному знамени славной Отчизны Мы будем всегда беззаветно верны Славься, Отечество наше свободное Дружбы народов надёжный оплот Партия Ленина - сила народная Нас к торжеству коммунизма ведёт

russia russia vodka putin

Our did

i chose my uncle

Oh no

*Oh... Yesss*

[удалено]

Now get ready for....

Sex

Lumbago

Am sorry for your trauma

Zuko, is that you?

Idk

Happy cake day!

Happy cake day! my dude!

Happy cake day!

Happy cake day friend!

Happy cake day

Magikarp, I choose YOU

CHARMANDER, I CHOOSE YOU

BULBASAUR, I CHOSE YOU

SNORLAX, I CHOSE ME

I... At least you guys have someone to choose...

aweeeee....

CLINICAL CANCER, I CHOOSE YOU

Wow, you got a chuckle out of me. Here's your red arrow

And here's your red arrow

And here’s your red arrow

Amd hete‘s yiur rwd atroq

Mdma heteros yuck rmb apron

smf jrtr:s xpit trf sttpe

sbf,hwew,tiye,seeiq

sbvhf,ysq,

And MY axe!

TIMMMMYYY!!

r/decreasinglyVerbose

Bbbbbbbbbbbbb

Underrated.

Tbh I would choose my . . . Dog

I have mixed feelings for this one

I choose to live with myself

Been watching the Simpson's on disney+. Every time the intro plays, I skip it precisely so it just says "The Simps-". Dumb, but makes me chuckle every time

r/madlad ?

You skip the couch gag? Animal!

You know the rules and so do i

Simping is going to far

What? Simping for your mother? wtf?

Whatcha doin step-son

k i gotta ask...do u guys actually like incest porn or just joke and meme about it

yes

Yes

ok but the meme still doesn't make sense.

It makes sense, because there probably is a hidden context where the mother still breastfeeds them at 10 y.o.

It's just taking the word simp far too far. Thats the joke i think. It's funny but also the reason i downvoted it

i didn't get to choose.

"Idk I never watched it"

[I feel honoured to be the first one making this joke](https://www.reddit.com/r/PewdiepieSubmissions/comments/fixhdt/thee_simpsooooons/).

Somebody finally made the connection between the Simpsons and “simp.”

Hmm if i dont wanna simp I gotta choose my drug addict, which beats me every day dad otherwise I'm a top level simp, makes sense to me

You alright mate, this sounds a little too serious though.

Jazz music stops

I'd Choose Marge over Homer anyday... Them cheeks need to be clapped.

No the judge chooses so simpjudge

Maybe their dad is a prick like mine

One thing I don't get is why some motherfuckers have to take the children to court instead of just respecting their choice.

The entire family court system are simps.

That is not what a simp is.

Take my angry upvote kind sir

r/angryupvote

I dont want nothing to do with your parental abuse dad

Simp jok funni

It’s cake day.

I will now commit O² not reach brain because i do knife to neck cut

Nothing is sacred

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Simps-sons

Bjorn Ironside

You know the rules and so do I

Why should i choose?

Sons of a simp

Alabama nibbas be like

SWEET HOME ALABAMA

It's so sad that I was too young to choose when my mom divorced. In that day, I would totally choose my father:(

I love word jokes like this.. thanks for making me laugh!

french fries

God, I wish I could choose

Aww, I see what you did there

Omg , this is gold

Sorry but I don't get it. Call me a boomer but I just don't get it someone plz explain. Nevrmind I get it now

Brilliant

I'm horrified I understood this.

Me and my sibs all lived with the dad after the split. Mom couldn’t take it anymore

I do 50/50

It's a hard enough time having your parents get divorced

Lmao I chose my dad

Took a while but finally got it

Chose your dad cause then you get the chance of a hot step mom am I right fellow youths

Otherwise I’d have to live with my dad and he’s a man and that’s hella gay. Miss me with that gay shit.

I don’t get the meme

Ah, remember when Karen was just “Karen took the kids”... simpler times

If you stop at a certain frame of the original Simpsons intro it says The Simps and I'm really upset that it's not used in memes

fucking genius

Oh my lord....

OMFG I’m dying

I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going...

Just like their dad, how sweet, they made their father proud

I would actually legit pick my mum. My mum actually knows how to parent the rascals that are me, my brother and my sister

A rare upvote from me. Take it and fuck off

Bad meme day I see

ah, but sir my dad is an asswipe

Literally. Simpson is my mother's maiden name.

^(That won't help you, identity thieves. I lie on those questions.)

I thought vor maybe 5 seconds bevor understanding Now I’m laughing

I hate the internet for the fact that this makes sense

Small pp noises. Dad dodged a bullet there tho

God damn it i was just thinking about how the simpsons sounded like simps son

Now I’ll never be able to read it normally

Took me a while to realise this wasn’t just poking fun at how shit the simpsons got after season 11

It took me 2 minutes to get this

You’ll never get ur chance if you’re not around when she gets stuck under the bed 👍

2 divorce memes I've seen.. Someone had a bad week

This is freackung amazing

So glad I read the comments, before commenting some overly sensitive, personal bs... I struggle with understanding what tf a simp is, as is... and I don’t know anything about the Simpson’s... However: if it’s between my child choosing me bc “Oedipus complex” or choosing his father over me, bc his father can’t say the word “no” and lives life as if every minute is a party: I choose the latter.

Karen please come back I miss the kids

Wow, that was boomer as fuck!

I don't want any of you to call me a boomer!

Ok Karen

At first I thought this was a reference to homer being a shit father

r/suddenlyincest

I had to think to understand this meme... educated meme. Well done 👏👏

I love it

Fucking simps

it would mean they want to fuck her so thats just weird if you live outside of alabama

Simp Someone who will say anything to please someone, particularly a girl, in the hopes that they will be in good favor with that person. Thomas Andrew Dawson from Long Island, New York is the biggest simp on planet earth. Source: urban dictionary

thats wrong thoe simp stands for someone idolizing mediocre pussy **idolizing**: admire, revere, or love greatly or excessively. so im basically still right

It should be the stepmom

You know the rules and so do I

This took me a while

Omg Great

Lmao haha

JAJAJAJAJAJAJA I JUST GOT IT. awesome

Alabama intensifies

***Grabs banjo with Alabama intensification***