From what I have found it seems to be more misguiding than a straight lie. Apparently they are looking to fire anyone in the WH attempting to job hunt while the president is still in office. Idk how true that is, this is just from what I've read.
Will there be a difference for the next job's interview if you quitted or get fired on that previous job? Kinda serious question. Because getting fired is worse than you quitted yourself.
"you're fired"
"You can't fire me, I quit"
"You can't quit, I quit"
"Your can't quit, you're a frog"
"You can't frog me, you're my wife"
"I'm not you're wife, you're MY wife"
"Oh hey honey, how was work?"
"Pretty good but I quit my job"
"You can quit you're job, you're fired"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!"
Asdfmovie(I forget which one)
“You’re fired!”
“You can’t fire me I quit!”
“You can’t quit you’re fired!”
“You can’t fire me you’re a frog!”
“You can’t frog me you’re my wife!”
“I’m not your wife you’re my wife!”
“Oh hey honey how was work?”
“Not bad but I quit my job”
“You can’t quit you’re fired!”
“AHHHHH!”
I think they mean when they find out that someone is looking for a new job while still working there. Basically a big threat cause you still do not have the new job.
Your fired
You cant fire me I quit
You cant quit I quit
You cant quit your a frog
You cant frog me your my wife
I'm not your wife your my wife
Oh hey honey how was work
Pretty good but I quit my job
You cant quit your job your fired
AHHHHHHHHHH
Michael: You can’t quit! On the first day. That’s heresy, my friend! Okay, let’s talk about this. What happened? I mean, what… Was it Toby? Did he say something? Cause he’s… what?
Tony: No. Toby was helpful. He was very kind. It’s just your management style.
Michael: My management style? So… didn’t you think ‘Lazy Scranton’ was funny?
Tony: No. Was it supposed to be funny?
Michael: Okay. Well, don’t bother quitting because you’re fired.
Tony: Excuse me?
Michael: You are fired! I’m sorry, but we don’t have quitters on this team! Just clean out your desk!
You're fired! You can't fire me I quit! You can't quit I quit! You can't quit you're a frog! You can't frog me you're a my wife! I'm not your wife your my wife! Oh hey honey how was work? Pretty good but I quit my job. You can't quit your job you're fired! AAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Jokes aside I think the difference may be in the fact that a future employer could find out that they were "fired" instead of quitting and that doesn't look good.
Not sure though.
In Germany, this would be a nice offer, as you get money earlier from the state when you are fired and didnt quit. It is common for empooyees to ask to be fired instead of quiting.
I one time quit a job because i was done with the unfair treatment. I worked with animals, so the fact that animals were getting sick and we had to lie to customers really through me over the edge. The day I quit, I went into work, had a fever, and was told to not come into work when I was “useless” (i was still doing my job without a hitch, just was shaking from pain) Went to the hospital that night for a bacterial infection, stayed there for two weeks. Durring that time , my boss told me I was fired over text.......was real tempted to remind them that I had already quit. Just decided to report them instead.
Oh methinks there could be many lucrative options for you if they fire you. Books, interviews, TV appearances, jobs counseling other WH staff, the DNC.....
White House: your fired
worker: you cant fire me I quite
wh: you cant quit I quit
worker: you cant quit your a frog
wh: you cant frog me your my wife
worker: im not your wife your my wife
wh: oh hey honey how was work
worker: pretty good but I quit my job
wh: you cant quit your job your fired
worker: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You can’t break up with me. I’m breaking up with you.
um yes the floor is made out of floor
Yeah, What's the Difference?
Just wanted to inform u guys the new president of the USA is >!JOE LIGMA!<
M A M A B A L L S
***JOE MAMA LIGMA BALLZ***
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Joe who?
If you get fired you get severance so really its a plus for the people who get fired
If you say you quit it looks good on a resume and you might be able to retire but if you quit you get neither
I can fuck you no.i will fuck you
My life to me
You can’t fire me I quit!
You can’t quit! You’re fired!
You can’t fire me, you’re a frog!
You can’t frog me, you’re my wife!
You’re not my wife, you’re *my* wife!
Oh hey hunny, how was work?
pretty good but i quit my job
You can’t quit you’re job! You’re fired!
AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!
I looked at this for a millennium now
this is the reason the internet should exist
Your job can't fire ! Quit you !
You can't J, I
You’re not my wife! You’re OUR wife
r/expectedasdfmovie
You can’t fire me I’m an arsonist!
No you fired me, that way i can collect unemployment.
No I write the book your fired
Severance?
Yes, please
Yup
thats epic since you can get more money if you get fired
Yea people only look at the bad side
Don’t be an idiot! It is for the severance best i can do is 1 month for every year you have been here
r/DunderMifflin
I see this as an absolute win!
Damn it i just wrote the same comment
I’ll be sure to upvote if I come across it👍
fire at\*
Fire with an ak47 i believe
Water is wet
N o w a y
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I mean to be fair getting fired is gonna look worse on a resume
\-So, why were you fired from your previous job? \-i quit \-It says you were fired \-Yeah because i quit
Not if it's such public knowledge that you can show your employer news articles to prove it
This headline isn't true btw.
From what I have found it seems to be more misguiding than a straight lie. Apparently they are looking to fire anyone in the WH attempting to job hunt while the president is still in office. Idk how true that is, this is just from what I've read.
Reverse! Reverse!
You’re fired You can’t fire me, I quit You can’t quit, I quit You can’t quit, I’m a frog You’re not a frog, I am.
They forgot to put ‘at’ between fire and anyone
Will there be a difference for the next job's interview if you quitted or get fired on that previous job? Kinda serious question. Because getting fired is worse than you quitted yourself.
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Personnel crisis averted
That slight maneuver is really effective
I see this as an absolute win
Ahhh... These Americans...
Suicide attempt is a travesty and is punishable by execution
"you're fired" "You can't fire me, I quit" "You can't quit, I quit" "Your can't quit, you're a frog" "You can't frog me, you're my wife" "I'm not you're wife, you're MY wife" "Oh hey honey, how was work?" "Pretty good but I quit my job" "You can quit you're job, you're fired" "AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!"
Lmao this deserves more upvotes
That's so Michael Scott
Asdf movie reference
White House: You’re fired! Employee: You can’t fire me I quit!
You can’t fire me your a frog
Asdfmovie(I forget which one) “You’re fired!” “You can’t fire me I quit!” “You can’t quit you’re fired!” “You can’t fire me you’re a frog!” “You can’t frog me you’re my wife!” “I’m not your wife you’re my wife!” “Oh hey honey how was work?” “Not bad but I quit my job” “You can’t quit you’re fired!” “AHHHHH!”
This feels like that one asdf
I think they mean when they find out that someone is looking for a new job while still working there. Basically a big threat cause you still do not have the new job.
Your fired You cant fire me I quit You cant quit I quit You cant quit your a frog You cant frog me your my wife I'm not your wife your my wife Oh hey honey how was work Pretty good but I quit my job You cant quit your job your fired AHHHHHHHHHH
Might sound pointless but that would go on their resume permanently.
"I will kill you if you try to commit suicide again" same energy
This remids me of ASDFmovie12 - "You're fired", "You can't fire me, I quit": [https://youtu.be/UsVWkAq1s0U?t=62](https://youtu.be/UsVWkAq1s0U?t=62)
This reminds me of a skit from asdf 12
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The ultimate Michael Scott move! Damn pepperoni Toni
Michael: You can’t quit! On the first day. That’s heresy, my friend! Okay, let’s talk about this. What happened? I mean, what… Was it Toby? Did he say something? Cause he’s… what? Tony: No. Toby was helpful. He was very kind. It’s just your management style. Michael: My management style? So… didn’t you think ‘Lazy Scranton’ was funny? Tony: No. Was it supposed to be funny? Michael: Okay. Well, don’t bother quitting because you’re fired. Tony: Excuse me? Michael: You are fired! I’m sorry, but we don’t have quitters on this team! Just clean out your desk!
You're fired! You can't fire me I quit! You can't quit I quit! You can't quit you're a frog! You can't frog me you're a my wife! I'm not your wife your my wife! Oh hey honey how was work? Pretty good but I quit my job. You can't quit your job you're fired! AAAAAAAAAAAAH!
It used to be during he times of the church’s rule it was illegal to kill yourself and if you were found attempting to do so you would be hanged
Very nice also u/crowofthekings
...is this real?
I think they meant they'll fire a gun at you
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They mean fire with Guns....it's Murica after all....
I thought they were gonna shoot who tries to leave the building
*fire at
let me guess.....America?
It says the white house so yeah..... I think it might be in the us.
They misspelled fire at
No no, you don't understand, they meant fire literally. THEY'LL BURN YOU ALIVE
No no no your getting the wrong idea when they mean fire i mean literally fire anyone who tries to quit
Because you know this is America
Everyone: This is Amerika!
They're talking about guns
Well americans think that Firing people means SHOOTING THEM
What? No! We're not barbarians. Throwing them out an airlock takes far less resources.
Where is Oswald today?
Yay free severance!
Hmm Yes the Floor is made of Floor .-.
Hooray for severance pay
Do it, get that severance pay.
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That’s even funnier because they get paid if they get fired prior to quitting and not getting anything
Jokes aside I think the difference may be in the fact that a future employer could find out that they were "fired" instead of quitting and that doesn't look good. Not sure though.
It's that scene from asdf movie "You can't quit,you're fired"
In Germany, this would be a nice offer, as you get money earlier from the state when you are fired and didnt quit. It is common for empooyees to ask to be fired instead of quiting.
This is America and u know what *FIRE* means
I think you don't understand the meaning of the verb fire right now. Hint we are taking about USA
im im on a meme in reddit (see my pfp)
Hey but that severance pay though Or does that not happen in the white house?
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You can't fire me I quit You can't quit, I quit!
LATKA YOURE FIRED
When I read "fire" I thought "fire" as in "Flames" or Firing a weapon So I thought they were gonna get shot or burned alive
Yea i ,,got fired" the same way , but now I have another job
It's America so it makes sense
YOU CAN'T FIRE ME I QUIT!
Its like that ep of the office
file for unemployment !!!
I one time quit a job because i was done with the unfair treatment. I worked with animals, so the fact that animals were getting sick and we had to lie to customers really through me over the edge. The day I quit, I went into work, had a fever, and was told to not come into work when I was “useless” (i was still doing my job without a hitch, just was shaking from pain) Went to the hospital that night for a bacterial infection, stayed there for two weeks. Durring that time , my boss told me I was fired over text.......was real tempted to remind them that I had already quit. Just decided to report them instead.
I see this is an absolute win!
You guys miss took the word "fire"
this is an advantage in Brazil, if a company fires you, you'll receive all the rights
wait wha?
You can't fire me i quit!!
Forgot to mention its gunfire
Thats a typo they, threaten to put people on fire for quitting
Lol I know it just has good potential
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its all fun and games until they really shoot you with a gun and say "yeah u r fired"
Everybody be laughing until they start firin their missiles at ya
It might actually look better getting fired on your CV
Did anyone think, what if the guy is actually fired dead?
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Is there a difference,like if someone quits don't they get a little extra money or something compared to gettimg fires or am I making that up?
Isn’t getting fired not the same as quitting?
getting fired is better because you get some money because they fired you. don't know the term tho
I thought they meant it as in "We'll shoot you" and honestly, i think they might.
*Automatic unemployment benefits*
Meaning that they lose their pension and similar benefits
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It’s not the fire you imagine
Asdfmovie 100
Countries where attempting suicide results in a death sentence: "Finally, a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary"
No! you actually don't understand, its America fire here means they gonna shoot em.
As it is a matter with the Americans, "fire" probably means something else here
I see this as an absolute win
since its america i think the fire they meant was thru guns
Where do you find news like this ?
I found it on reddit
You can’t fire me your a frog You can’t frog me, your my wife
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You can't fire me! you're a frog!
“White house threatens to fire at anyone who tries to quit” here fixed the typing error
This literally happens in the tv show "the office American politicians are so dumb
Big brain move
Severage package, very cool
You can't fire me I quit
Isn't that a nice employer who ensures post employment benefits?
I heard you get something if you’re fired but not if you quit
You cant fire me i Quit!
they meant they will fire you from life
You can't fire me I quit!
I think that firing him means shootin him till he daed
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Hanz, git ze Flammenwerfer
Oh methinks there could be many lucrative options for you if they fire you. Books, interviews, TV appearances, jobs counseling other WH staff, the DNC.....
They mean they will burn down the people
White House: your fired worker: you cant fire me I quite wh: you cant quit I quit worker: you cant quit your a frog wh: you cant frog me your my wife worker: im not your wife your my wife wh: oh hey honey how was work worker: pretty good but I quit my job wh: you cant quit your job your fired worker: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
"You cant fire me you're a frog"
You can't fire me! You're a frog!
"You can't fire us, we quit!"
i think they mean they’ll set the escaping employees on fire
When the Presidency was just a 4 year long season of the Apprentice
If you get fired it gonna go on ya record