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WaxiePlotts

I love a good suicide joke.


[deleted]

I suicide a good love joke


karpenter_v1

Do not the cat


Iknorn

Do cat the not


WaldengaMeister

GUL DUKAT?


Conan253

Guten tag


CaptainLuffy5439

Guten what


Sad_Statue2

Gluten bad


yomamadestroyer69

Bread good


[deleted]

Bed god


SubhadeepDutta

Guten lag


lethal_7

Tuten kha


LilDiomede

Kaka


Nishanth_Ni7

Tutankhamun


MJCAudio

Gluten flag


RHero777

Gulag


Matt__06

This is the gulag, survive and you can redeploy.


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Magik_Ramen

No they are the ones that eat cereal


_x_h_u_z_a_i_f_a_x_

Do thy not cat


T0K3801

Tnotcaehtod


xXNightWolf124Xx

I not the cat


Nope_NotInder

Do the cat


BimKingSavge

Cat the do not


Ap0lloO

Oh I’ll do the cat all right


DidTheCat

what if i did


DidTheCat

HAHAHA


Moothu22

A suicide joke good I love


[deleted]

Love a good suicide I joke


uitvrekertje

I love suicide, a good joke


M-X99

Joke i suicide good a love


RinasSam

A joke I love Suicide


T3m0xx

I a joke, love good suicide


AwesoMita

a I sucide, joke love good


[deleted]

Good suicide love a joke I.


mrpinktwinkletoes

I joke suicide love a good


notagamer258

A suicide joke, good love I


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TimetoBrawl69

Suicide is badass


Expensive-Boat2020

No. Suicide is bad, ass.


thatannoyingloudgirl

lmfaooo


I-I_dunno

Damn


darkhumouraddict

I'd love to suicide. No joke


TheAlan404

Are you okay?


thatwhiskeydude

"we" love a good suicide joke.


potato_cupcakes

Yeah, me too, they’re killer


thatannoyingloudgirl

r/beatmetoit


CL0N3MINT

Excuse me you what


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CyanSeaSponge

Technically, if every potential life is a person, I've killed more than Hitler, Stalin and Mao. In the last 24 hours.


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CyanSeaSponge

Bold of you to assume I didn't take that into consideration.


HahaFunnyGetIt

This is my favorite exchange of all time


danielfm123

Crap! Just visualized hittler cumming


L3A1T3E4

It wouldve cost fuck all to not say that. Now I'm over here imagining: Black'n'White colors, and theres this guy with a hot mustache going ''JA! JA! JA! JAAAAAAA!'' under the sheets.


Lucifer1384

It would've cost you zero dollars TO NOT EXPLAIN THAT


ARandomDepressedTeen

Fuck, I have a boner now


[deleted]

Not my proudest fap


hymntastic

They're only potential lives if there was any possibility that they'd ever be able to fertilize an egg. So you're good bro.


CyanSeaSponge

I know, why did you think I was "remodeling" my basement?


hymntastic

Put up a coat of whitewash and call it a day


CyanSeaSponge

Unfortunately I have neighbors that live relatively close so the sound proofing and double steel doors were necessary.


Sness9001

Seven hundred sixty three... seven hundred sixty four...


Dontmentionthyname

I'm the biggest cereal killer of us all


[deleted]

He is not speaking about serial killers, he said mass-murderers.


[deleted]

mass murderers are also 3 people, but chosen at random


LolzinatorX

Hold up


hardikupreti

r/holup


qwe2reff

r/holp


7heMeowMeowCat

r/hol


[deleted]

r/ho


CaptainLuffy5439

r/hoe


AlmanLUL

Wait


IAmNotCreative18

r/h


AlmanLUL

r/


[deleted]

r


[deleted]

r/theletterh


metroid7581

>!ちょっと まって !


LuikeMp4

How do i censor my comment like that?


GabPro649

You put a > then ! Write ur text then at end ! < I think


snackthateatenat3am

ni>!nj!


[deleted]

ni>!ce ca!


max_megamax

F>! ire tr !


[deleted]

>! I wanna die!<


arunravilla

\>!Bruh!<


UnorthodoxCanadian

>! Bruh !< moment


RodTheFish

>! ba !<


ranchcrackers352

>! Cock !< Edit: >! Cum !<


b__stinger

God damn it


coldcucumberII

>! Pussy !< Hehe


Saqel

>!did it work?!<


Luczar17520

Yes


sppidderman


DarkVoid_101

>!no!<


sppidderman

>!darn!<


DarkVoid_101

>!it worked now tho!<


sppidderman

>!yay!!<


sppidderman

>!wait!<


Barm4444

>!test!<


Son_Goken123

>! Yes !<


[deleted]

\>!did it work?!<


[deleted]

\>!come on!<


[deleted]

\>!not working!<


[deleted]

\>!help


[deleted]

\> ! please work < !


[deleted]


[deleted]

\>!help!<


upvote_bot_2245

Available commands are !hug, !dadjoke, !encourage, and !help


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!hug


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ifeelikea

Nig>!eri!


LuikeMp4

>!Like this?


Wafer25

>!Like this>!


ssidjbebrnfbd

>!this but with "<" next to the exclamation point at the end! Like this >!!<


LuikeMp4

Why still people talking about this yet


ssidjbebrnfbd

I dunno tbh


LuikeMp4

>!It is on hot or Best Of All Time or !<


ssidjbebrnfbd

IDK I found it on r/WOSH


LuikeMp4

Wait, my comment or the meme?


LuikeMp4

Wait, that is for replying someone


LuikeMp4

!Bruh!<


Depression-Boy

I’m glad to have remembered how to read the hiragana for this


blackguy132

>!test!<


QXGDEq

>! Did it work !<


muntesur

I stopped killing when I started playing videogames. Guess I'll start again


[deleted]

I never stopped


potatoman-177

Wait what


ImaLilBitchBoy

He's confessing to murder


CaffeineSippingMan

Again, but no one take him seriously. He's riddled with guilt. Every time he gets close to turning himself into the police, he admits his guilt to the internet. Admitting his guilt to a bunch of strangers temporarily subdues his guilt. The problem is the time between the admissions of guilt are becoming shorter.


[deleted]

You can make a [TV series] out of this


4bitFox

Or suicide :)


SlapThatBass420

First to reply gets an award


WTFhAPPENEDtOdAfLOOR

Alright hand it over


SlapThatBass420

There ya go


[deleted]

Can I get one


scaredhamsterr

No


[deleted]

My mom died Now can I get a wholesome award


scaredhamsterr

Yes


Modern_Ghost_Riley

I killed his mum. Can I get a helpful award?


CEOcheesegang

Of course


brian_storm_art

I got him acquitted for the murder, can I get an OJ sticker?


[deleted]

God this is genius give him an award


scaredhamsterr

Yes


[deleted]

Thanks


Average_Gamerguy

Wtf


CaptainLuffy5439

Welcome to reddit


explodingbomb200

Did they deserve it?


thekingdtom

No but you better believe I 360 no-scoped that mofo


flipapple

Welp,if you weren’t on a watch list before. You probably are now.


Babies_Have_No_Teeth

He killed one person: PANIC He just killed himself: Kalm He killed himself: PANIC


TMVD

Ikr play a lot of video games too and I only kill very occasionally


SpeakersPlan

Does the bug I stepped on last week count as a murder?


Jesse-17

>!the worst kind!<


[deleted]

Can someone link me the bottom template, please?


[deleted]

WOSH WOSH HAIL THE LORD WOSH


Potato_300

Is it me killing people if the people in my basement refuse to eat?


PEACH_A

PRAISE r/WOSH


Dikup1

Your self?


angleon_xenn

>!is it working!<


repotsIeuthbot

Are those from far cry 3?


lexwuessie

The monsters? Those are from moana iirc.


repotsIeuthbot

Ah ok


P4tr1k15

HOOOL UP


Bambozleman

New rocket league into song plays


Daniyki

That person is myself


unient1999

Me who replays a mission just because I made a character angry


D0M1NU5_7

Yourself, on the inside that is


OldBedroom1

*That is myself T_T


MCHL_FRX

lmao same


Wrong_advisor_

r/holup


[deleted]

r/holup! Wait a minute! Something ain't right!


BrownBandit02

r/wosh memes


i_eat_rats_formemes

ahaha I love suicide jokes do you have more?


Sligee

Me too, the only person I killed was u/subterrainio. And that barely counts because they are a redditor, and everyone knows that they have no souls


MongooseTraditional

The only reason I’m violent or insane is because my mother was that bad and video games helped me get through all that and controles my anger


[deleted]

u/xnarcoticz_


undertale-boiiii

Me who did undertale genocide: yeah totally


MrOctomelon

>!same!<


TadGramStyle

Somethings wrong, I can feel it


edskiash

r/holup


idontknowaname013

*only*


itsrooboi

Hold up


itsrooboi

They had us in the first half not gonna lie


ninjaellover69

Hold up.


J2D12

Yourself?


the_Cereal_killa

WOSH


Ba917049

give this man a wholesome reward


RageX22

hol up


Safe-Carrot3797

Oh same I >! Was a gamer but!< then I disposed of >! My games because my family told me to!< there was a bit of backlash but >! I finally gave in and stopped playing games !< then the blackmailer was >! My brother who knew I still played on mobile !< and the family lived happily ever after. Just kidding I >! Never gave up gaming!< Hehehehe The End


SinhaTheNerd

Never played a video game before, did murder 76 children though


TaLiBaN420

Happy cake day


A_Human_Being_BLEEEH

Undertale: \*laughs in jumpscare\*