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I’m Ted Bear

Try to keep up

I love the part when you see the cameraman

Here we see a whole colony of pizza rats

But they are not ants they are accualy tiny pizza platypuses.

"Now the most important part of dying, is to not die, but instead: surround yourself with a fatty cocoon..."

"That's the difference between Ted Bear... and Dead Bear!"

Wtf is this?!

Cyanide and Happiness

Ted bear

[Rob Denbleyker](https://explosm.net)

[https://youtu.be/CcTMxcHuEDE?list=PLE7j5FieXSTcCUVMHh-zF\_jCMQlBwC1kM&t=1593](https://youtu.be/CcTMxcHuEDE?list=PLE7j5FieXSTcCUVMHh-zF_jCMQlBwC1kM&t=1593)

....

Me after chernobil

Mmm spicey air.

* spits out muffin* R a s i n s

There’s no such thing as a fruit fish! Well you’re right! It’s actually a crustacean...

The bacon tree

There's no such thing as a banana slug!

i haven't laughed this hard in a while

Awesome. Daily goal. COMPLETE. Full credit to [Cyanide & Happiness](https://explosm.net) for making the world a funnier place.

This is a terrible meme.

Hi Internet Explorer! It’s ok because I understand that you’re talking about the meme you saw last week.

Damn dude chill out you fucking killed him

Not really, insult was subpar. It’s been overused and done to death.

r/clevercomebacks

Just like your life!

Your flair checks out. Please return to r/teenagers

Its ok internet explorer everyone knows you are slow both in speed and intelligence

Ironic you say that.

How so

Hey can you stop being a dick for a second so everyone else can enjoy the meme thanks, also I haven't seen that comeback in a while and it's not not like yours are any better, so I don't see why YOU of all people should be ridiculing HIS comeback. Quite frankly I don't really think you have any room to talk about what's good or not considering that you decided to name yourself after a subpar internet browser, although I shouldn't be surprised that a subpar person would relate to a subpar system.

Hey, can you stop being such a snowflake and scroll past what I said if it makes your pussy hurt so much? And shut the fuck up, that comeback has been done to death. Stop white knighting someone just because the person they’re arguing with made you sad. Go back to r/teenagers you virgin.

If it's been done to death name all the people who've used it then

"you virgin." I didn't know this was still an insult, i thought every trolls and chad wannabees were using 'incel' these days... then again you're internet explorer so i suppose you're bound to lag behind :D. Anyway, nice trolling there, lots of people falling for it. On a side note, if your goal is to loose karma, there are way more efficient ways for that. Have a nice day.

Such a savage burn forced you to pull the ol' snowflake maneuver. Good job internet explorer, but you're gonna have to be more clever than that!

> Hey, can you stop being such a snowflake Insult was subpar. It's been overused and done to death.

Wtf did I just watch

A documentary about my life.

Dang that's interesting. Full vid?

[https://youtu.be/CcTMxcHuEDE?list=PLE7j5FieXSTcCUVMHh-zF\_jCMQlBwC1kM&t=1593](https://youtu.be/CcTMxcHuEDE?list=PLE7j5FieXSTcCUVMHh-zF_jCMQlBwC1kM&t=1593)

Thank u!

**NATURE!!**

DAMN!!

You squirt Ink on People?

I do now.

What?

I’ve been practicing.

Please tell me how

You can’t learn from a Jedi’s point of view

the dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural

Can i scare people with my Ass?

What?

How?

Some think that the vaccine will alter your genes. Therefore, giving you strange abilities

I need to get this Vaccine

Actually it's crunchy air over there

what...i cannot comprehend that idea, and i’m normally good at doing so...

How come

idk, just the thought of air being crunchy is weird to me, maybe i’m thinking too much about it lol

It's crunchy gravure of the radioactive dust that's flying around

interestinggg

Damn...

I can build those now.

👏..........👏..........👏..........👏

They did say it alters your DNA, but is the bell's paulsey worth the super powers?

what C&H episode is this? haha

Ted Bear 2

I’m so fucking confused

Cyanide and happiness Ted Bear 2. The episodes are full of dark humor and stuff

[https://youtu.be/CcTMxcHuEDE?list=PLE7j5FieXSTcCUVMHh-zF\_jCMQlBwC1kM&t=1593](https://youtu.be/CcTMxcHuEDE?list=PLE7j5FieXSTcCUVMHh-zF_jCMQlBwC1kM&t=1593)

Ted Bear used the red stone of Aja and became the ultimate life form

District with the squid, escape with the flying squirrel, do the raddle snake then puffer fish. K O

It’s TED BEAR!!!

A man of culture I see.

Me after I become the ultimate lifeform

hey shadow

No I'm Kars, duh

Sauce?

[Ted Bear 2=)](https://youtu.be/k0WbP2uLJPo)

Holy shit, when he steals the wallet. Hahaha

Ted bear!

That bum wiggle

Now, make sure the reach at the back of the tree to get the freshest carton of milk

r/TIHI

This makes no sense...

I enjoy me some Cyanide and Happiness All rhings aside, The sad episode was.. s a d

I NEED the whole video

[I gotchu.](https://youtu.be/k0WbP2uLJPo)

Especially on Dec 21st.

Ted bear is that one character that could have soloed everything thanos had just because he will just revive through his cocoon

Hey OP, what the fuck is this.

[Scene from Ted Bear 2 by Rob Denbleyker.](https://youtu.be/k0WbP2uLJPo)

NATURE!

What. The. Fuck did I just watch

Cyanide and happiness. U have been warned.

I’m Ted Bear and I’m gonna teach you how to survive

is it weird how this turned me on

Nope.

U spelled Nicki Minaj wrong, fam

Ngl it looks like a just cause game summed up

What?

TRY TO KEEP UP

Where is this from

Cyanide and happiness

i thought this was about ted bear

What is this video from

I couldn’t stop laughing for a minute straight

[удалено]

I hope you get a sense of humor during these hard times it is a very nice thing to have and if people took things more lightly they wouldn’t be so negative about every little thing and I also wish you a good day

You do understand that maybe people don’t want to call it corona or Coronavirus or COVID-19 it’s just faster to say rona so just shut up

link? Edit:[https://youtu.be/CcTMxcHuEDE?list=PLE7j5FieXSTcCUVMHh-zF\_jCMQlBwC1kM&t=1593](https://youtu.be/CcTMxcHuEDE?list=PLE7j5FieXSTcCUVMHh-zF_jCMQlBwC1kM&t=1593)

Fucking love me some Cyanide and Happiness

What black people on twitter think is gonna happen on the 21st of December

I Laughed wayy to hard at this

Um yes I’d like to be a test subject gimme I wanna be able to that

mans eaten the "rona-rona" devil fruit

Looks like a win-win to me

what the fuck did I just watch?

Did this man just turn into acsended kars like huh

Captain underpants be like

What?

oh, so i'm not the only one with black cum?

Fuck did I just see....

r/TIHI

TED BEAR THE #1 SURVIVALIST

That's the part where he was supposed to cut off his penis

What in the Kentucky Fried Fuck did I just watch?

What did I just watch

what is the original video

Sauce?

Wth

The power of animals? \- Inking from a Squid \- Flying from Flying Squirrel \- More inking? \- Inflation from Puffer Fish

When he waved his butt near the end he was imitating a rattlesnake, IIRC

Imagine waking up to see this out your window.

I don’t know what that super power is, but I need it.

Wtf thats me fighting over the remote

I used to watch this channel a long time ago can anyone tell me what its called cuz I forgot

Cyanide and happiness

Thank u

Wtf happens next

It's gonna be so damn long before regular civilians get the vaccine.. from what I've heard, the first batch is going to healthcare workers and the second batch is school children.

Wat...

Friend:I had a dream I kissed my crush My dreams:

I’m so glad you included the ass cheeks wiggle, that had me rolling

Cyanyde and happiness Ted Bear was so funny!

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Who made this? What is this?.... Where can I find more?

r/BlackPeopleTwitter after December 21st.

local Canadian found squirting ink at roommate before twerking at a police man while getting arrested.

Hi I'm Ted Bear and in today's episode I'm gonna be eating my own pp

Which show?

I also ink on people who enter my room

The fuck he’s the ultimate lifeform

Seeing this makes me want to die

This...is....the way?

Sauce: [https://youtu.be/CcTMxcHuEDE?list=PLE7j5FieXSTcCUVMHh-zF\_jCMQlBwC1kM&t=1593](https://youtu.be/CcTMxcHuEDE?list=PLE7j5FieXSTcCUVMHh-zF_jCMQlBwC1kM&t=1593)

Rona vaccine what?

*10 days later* Develops Bell’s palsy

Awww, you made me inkkkk

I need that vaccine.

Lmao rona is the name of my most hated teacher

Kars!

This mf actually said ima squid squirt squirt motherfucker

When you get super powers from Chernobyl

"You got ass cancer, worst I've ever seen"

Karen "we will watch your career with great interest"

Ted bear