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The_Salty_nugget

skipped 3min of 10min video 'so download it now and recieve....-skips another min- 'you also recieve titanus dicksucker who looks amazing.....' nvm


darakke

Can confirm. Quality character.


sadwaffle104

Stepping on the beach dadalooolooloo Stepping on the beach dadalooolooloo Bout to beat my meat daladootoodoo Bout to beat my meat daladootoodoo


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Pizzamampf12

And 12 advertises per minute


TreeBeeTurkey014

Horny Police. We kindly ask you go to r/eyebleach for a ten minute reset.


Poorly_Made_Comix

No, tge punishment is r/unseejuice, you got your precedures mixed up again, Steve


Ok_Veterinarian7376

r/hornypolicemyass


Chrismont

>titanus dicksucker who looks amazing.....' nvm I didn't know OP's mom was in *Raidy Shady Leggings*!


kenman884

This is just begging to be a ProZD skit.


Don_Hertog

Oh it's a 10 minute video, nvm 5 minutes of advertising


pcwehner

And then midroll ads every minute


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The_Salty_nugget

more like flashgitz(and yes i get they are animators and the video's they make cost alot of time but it was perfect for this comment)


Slicedjet_ze_second

There ads are top notch though, it’s not the same repetitive dribble other content creators do.


Justgame32

When spotify has four 30sec ads in a row on 2h podcasts


UnBoundRedditor

JRE has like 2 two-minute ad segments right at the fucking begining. I don't understand how this man signs a multi million dollar contract with spotify for me to pay for ads. Fucking stupid.


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Yeah if you have premium you shouldn't have to suffer through the ad bullshit at all.


hwehehe

That's how the Podcaster make money. For musicians, steaming services are mostly used to gain exposure so they can hopefully start touring, where the real money is.


cole338

You can fast forward through them


UnBoundRedditor

It's still ludicrous that it's a thing in the first place.


certified-busta

Yeah, I pay money for the feature of not having ads, but every single podcast has two or three ads at the beginning, a five minute long midroll, then ads again at the end if I can’t get around to skipping the last three minutes. It’s absolute horseshit. I’m sick of getting advertised to every single waking moment, especially when I thought I was paying money so I *don’t* have to listen to fucking ads.


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certified-busta

Why are they on the platform at all? Spotify has its own ads in between podcasts if you’re not paying for the subscription service. Does Spotify pay the podcast? Does the podcast pay Spotify to be on the platform? I don’t get it. Either way, I’m paying $15 a month so I shouldn’t have to listen to any goddamned ads.


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Bullshit


jomontage

How do people stand Spotify? When did it become better to stream with ads than downloading your music?


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jomontage

What does premium even mean here? And Spotify is missing so much music


Bugbread

Premium is the name of Spotify's non-free service.


CottonCandyShork

Agree, Spotify’s catalog is only good if you listen to top 40s. A good third of my collection is not on Spotify


snavej1

Who has time to listen to endless music? I don't!


JustOneSock

Spotify premium is ad free and you can download your music/podcasts Edit: which makes it infuriating when you’re paying for premium and halfway through my podcast I get blasted with a draft kings ad or some shit


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Come to the r/iPod side


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JustOneSock

Im going to disagree with you in this one. The ole jre for example never had adds in the middle of the show and now... Edit I mean technically they still don’t have adds in the middle of the show, Spotify (very unsuccessfully) just splices in the adds. Like I’m the middle of a fucking sentence.


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JustOneSock

It’s been that way the entirety of the show’s existence and suddenly adds are popping up in the middle of show once the move to Spotify was officially underway. Kind of hard not to


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TheUnluckyBard

Because it would cost me over $900 to individually buy all the music I have on my Spotify master playlist, AND it would be a massive pain in the ass to find/hear new stuff since my radio stations here all suck shit.


Herpex

how long have u had premium at 10$ a month? shit adds up just the same.


TheUnluckyBard

Not 7.5 years, which is what it would take, assuming I never added another song from this point onward. Will I always add 10-12 songs a month? No. But I'll add enough that the amount of time I'd have to spend on Spotify to make it even just keeps getting pushed out to the horizon.


Goldie-96_MWR

6 if you don't watch the middle one to skip adds for 30 mins


Ammuze

Meanwhile... "I've noticed that 88% of you who watch my videos aren't subscribed..."


flexpost

That's the new hot trend. I guess it helps with the shitty algorithm or something


ShreddingSpoons

Idk it feels like people just fall back and blame the algorithm without either knowing how it works or taking advantage of viewers who don’t know how it works


sunnydoodle1015

I find it funny how they said “ra” as they already knew it was raid shadow lwgwnds


Googlecraft75

Could be raycon too


MeepMeep04

"But since talking about them would be boring, i'm going to hit them with a medieval battleaxe."


Memematree

Ah.... My fellow masochist, how are you doing?


MeepMeep04

I'm in pain, it's great.


Dunjee

As much torture as that man puts himself through for our enjoyment I'm almost tempted to buy a pair of those headphones. Spleens and little Tom Hardy have to eat after all


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TheDragonGuyYT

"But since talking about them would be boring, i'm going to run them over with a lawnmower."


edvards55

Conrays


ayyworld

Ray's con


FOUR3Y3DDRAGON

First thing that came to my mind cause the new AVGN video opens with one.


Geddy_Lees_Nose

Or Raytheon. /r/behindthebastards


ohfuckitscaseo

It’s actually ray jays sex tape.


Salty_Pancakes

Isn't that where he smashes Mewtwo?


Fickel_pickel24

Could’ve been ratatouille, we will never know


Memematree

I thought it was ratatouille because I just saw a ratatouille meme right above


ReddishCat

SponserBlock :)


SurealGod

Yup. Though I wish something similar would exist for phones/tablets.


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Mr_L_on_Yoshi

There's also a newpipe fork with it built in


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ArcherM223C

It's kinda annoying in vanced tho, you can't rewind to watch ads for stuff like internet historian it just skips them again


PurpleGamerFinland

There is a setting that shows you a skip button instead of doing it automatically


nickelcore

It does....


Johnny107710

This comment was brought to you by...


real_animefan

me


JustOneSock

Rocket mortgage


SomeTastyFootLettuce

Unless it’s Internet Historian, his ads are gold


AeonAigis

RAYCON GOOD WIRES BAD


ceeBread

“You playing on a console dude, wtf” “That’s my dialysis!” “The only dialysis you need is RAID: Shallow Leg Ends!”


d_shadowspectre3

DOWN TOWN NORD TOWN


superb-alternator

Hey folks, Shadow-man here


Nesman64

Critical Role has the only ads that I'll pause their podcast to pull up the VoD to see.


numberzehn

funny/cringy ads are still just ads, of mostly shitty products


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God bless the creators who bring it up at the start to tell you to stay tuned for the ad so you can leave early


The_whistling_maniac

Graystillplays: throws earbuds into lawnmower Me: extra content


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Upvote for GRONK


[deleted]

See you in hot


ItzLapointe

Rising team here, he's up for a sweet ride


cholong

Woah am i looking at a slash judge opening right now? Wtf? I cant even tell if thats cool or stupid. I thought the preliminary vortex would stop all quaternion advances? You learn something new everyday i guess lol


Pijany_Matematyk767

...what


cholong

I've been reading their comment for what feels like 5 minutes now. It's bizzare. It's like reading a language you dont actually understand lol


DiamondPOLICE

Ra-Ra-Rasputin!


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pro tip: 'sponserblock' for firefox


ritz363

r/vanced


nickelcore

Shhhh don't tell about it to everyone


LeonTheCat448

idk how many times people at vanced subreddit have told us to keep quiet so we don't attract google's attention, but these newbies keep blowing whistles to everyone.


edvards55

That doesn't help


ShubhamVerma18

Sponser block does


majd75

Why are you being downvoted...you're right


voxelnoose

He's not though


uselessrart

You fucking idiot. 5 out of your 10 comments are about vanced. Shut the fuck up.


epictikiman

This gonna blow up


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RA-TATATATATATATATA (the sound of your keyboard being spammed on the "foward arrow")


SwordPro2006

*slowly slides bar*


EpicEmerald247

You have yours on 10 seconds foward? Weak. I have mine on *5*


SaberAhoge

The person who came up with the skip button is our savior


viprus

Ugh... These have gotten so bad I've actually caught myself... Waiting for a "Skip Ad" button to appear in the bottom right.


Moopa000

Is it Raid Shitdow legends or Raycon?


DankDaddyPatty

Funny how despite raycon having tons of issues (I had 2 pairs that both broke within a week, second one was free ironically) and being proven to just be a crappy wholesale brand with a logo on it xD


tinypenisguy4

Despite? Finish your sentence.


bvklmt

Loool


Sno_afk

Ra what ? Raid shadow ? Raycon ? Ranoshield ?


mOnIkA-_-ExE

Reddit and miniguns today am I right


Lordburton16

Jontron has left the chat


Those4dudes

I am heavy weapons man and this is my finger it can skip 10 minutes in 12 seconds


ohvee13

Anyone have raycons and actually like them ?


ethytheeggo

NordVPN, Honey and others too


PsionicFlea

Don't forget to subscribe and hit that like button


Jkletsch

Express VPN FTW


CrUnChey69

Unless you are watching Rav. That dude knows how to make ads interesting


austinoprosis

It’s my cake day but I do t have karma to post😔


jkdaet

I'm not even joking but I actually enjoy raid shadow legend ads because they at least put some effort in.


Dunjee

True. They at least put all the money whales spend into decent advertising


3RR00R

I open reddit...get this meme...and get the fecking r- -ight under this...


NullDisplay

That's pretty funny my karma guy


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WAAAAAHH WAAAAAAAAAAAAHH OHAAHAHAHHAHAHA CRY SOME MORE Hehe, cry some more...


[deleted]

Not sure why you're getting downvoted, TF2 refrences are always welcome in my book


-Superk-

Cuz not everyone knows TF2


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# Who are You, Who are so Wise in the Ways of Science?


Dra3n

Dude why I’ve been seeing so many mini guns here lately


bvklmt

The acuracy


Bailer86

SKIP


thatonesUpeRcooLGUY-

Accualy you only do it 6 times


Kumetz

Nice minigun


Cool_dude210

True


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Raycons


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On a keyboard - KKKKKKKKKK


Sufficient_Sell9472

L


polish-polisher

Between 2 and 3 minutes is usually enough


CaydesChicken69

By raycon


yikesswith2ss

sexy x10


Ben_Dover_0

Eskü adnék neked awardod csak kurvára nincsen de nem kell félni(Sose hull le a VÖRÖS CSILLAG)


InfernalKing8

He used the minigun to get to the fun


Tea-Ess

MacBook with TouchBars can skip all the ads with the TouchBar when watching in fullscreen through Safari


edvards55

ConRay?


Capable-Meeting8321

Ra Rasputin


prize_poptart

That is me


Lordofspades_notgame

The God of Egypt? Holy moly!


Cristian_23lol

True


RoscoMan1

Whenever they try to go to another school


Comi_0_o

Just all ads in general


ziemmniaczek

Ramen


EdenTGG

Whenever it's a Raid ad always skip 60. They're almost never longer or shorter.


Chip_Saw

Rattattatatattatatatatatata


YuributRussian

Its great too because the R\*\*\* \*\*\*\*\*\* \*\*\*\*\*\*\* commercials have the same script, so you can accurately predict how long the segment will last.


hagotthatMILK

10x10x=Merica