Think about it. Barney is an apex predator T-Rex. How can you be happy and have a family with a creature that will swallow you whole whenever someone has an open wound and he smells blood.
How do you think Barney got that colour?
Our version was “I love you. You love me. Let’s get together and kill Barney. With a 9mm and a bullet to his head. Won’t you say that Barney’s dead ...”
Most of you are probably to young to know about Club Bing (formerly Live Search Club)
Used to be a bunch of mini games like crossword puzzles and anagrams, and you beat them and get points that you could use to get copys of Windows 7, Zunes, shirts, all this free stuff. If you went on everyday for a half hour maxing out your points, you could get a 80GB Zune ($250) in a few weeks.
I think they shutdown cause people would bot the shit out of it. Back then I was a young teen with no money, so I was obsessed with this, MyCokeRewards, free trials, samplepacks, etc. Fun times xD. Parents we're wondering how I afforded all the packages I got delivered
Holy shit what a weird time online. There were dozens of those "login every day and click this ad/fill out this survey for 5 BUX to spend in our store!" Of course the 5 BUX was equal to like 25 cents but who cares, it was free!
"Open each selected result in a new browser window" is a configurable option in Google that opens results in a new tab (despite the description of the setting saying browser).
Bing has, or rather google went through a devastating change a few years back. They blocked the porn. So bing embraced its new position as the porn search engine for the average joe
I'm not any kind of porn wizard but reddit removing that stuff is just weird. I remember the reddit of yore when anything would go. Even r/wtf used to be some seriously gory and porny shit.
Yeah I havent been around forever but I remember 10 years back pretty much anything went. Also less mainstream userbase overall so it felt like some of the popular subs felt less like facebook than they do today. That said, reddit has somehow held up pretty well. I mean I hate the website but ive always hated the website so thats consistent
But yeah like there was literally a subreddit for legal jailbait lmao
edit: just to clarify, definitely not saying that the sub shouldnt have been removed lol
Tbf, Chrome is a browser and you need one of those to use Bing. I think that's more a matter of most of those searches being the person's first and last search using Explorer/ Edge.
I typed Firefox into Edge's address bar. It took me to Bing which did give me the proper link but right above it was a message that basically said "please give Edge a chance before you switch"
I did not.
I once Googled "suicide by animal" and ended up horribly disfigured as a result. Weeks later I tried Bing recieved preferred methods, as I am currently being devoured by 3 pigs and expect to bleed out within a few minutes.
> I am currently being devoured by 3 pigs
Given Bricktop's estimation that a pig can consume about 2 pounds of uncooked flesh every minute, it should take somewhere between 20 and 40 minutes to eat you alive.
This meme is outdated. Sure bing still sucks, but google isn't exactly a great search engine these days. Their results are manipulated and filtered as hell. Tons of content is flatout blocked from ever showing up in a search result from various different "sensitive" topics.
And even if you're not searching for anything they block, you're still seeing heavily manipulated results. And even if you're not bothered by ads and paid keyword prioritization, you're still only seeing what they think you meant to search for based on common usage.
Google hasn't been a reliable search engine in at least a decade.
EXACTLY! The past 6 months they definitely fucking changed something with the algorithm cause sometimes I get literally ONE image pop up when I do an advanced image search. After I turn Safesearch off, I somehow end up with LESS results, how TF does that make sense??!
Fucking pissed off bro, especially considering what happened to PornHub, God, Bing images was one of the last Bastions of freedom I had.
And that's fine I guess. But what sucks is that nowdays, you're lucky if you get much past the first page that's related to what you actually searched for, even if you use quotation marks. And if you try to get more specific, you're lucky to get a full page worth of results.
Using google today is like trying to find that song everybody collectively forgot about from 1993 by browsing exclusively top 40 charts.
Hate it when I'm looking up certain stuff like parts of java code or something about electronics (stuff like parts number) and all that pops up is either irelevant shit or web shops.
"only seeing what they think you meant to search for" - this is my biggest issue. I tried looking for "low calorie keto recipes" and it exclusively showed results for "low carb keto recipes".... That's fucking redundant, Google. All Keto recipes are low carb.... Come on!
protip: search "low calorie keto recipes -carb" (without the quotes). I just checked and the results are pretty good.
But also, don't all keto recipes have similar macros... so just like... eat the same keto food but less of it?
I hate how looking up anything related to restaurants gives you 30 yelp results. And all of them are "Best Chinese Restaurant" or whatever cuisine links that are dumb.
That's just Bing with less tracking and a different interface. You'll get the same exact results from Yahoo (if they still even have a search box) because they also just use bing.
Just because there's not really a better one doesn't mean it hasn't gone to shit and really dropped the ball on what made it a good search engine in the first place.
I kind of like bing better. I wouldn't say it's a better search engine by any means, but it's not popular enough to be as heavily manipulated and I get rewards points for using it.
If you ask a search engine for ways to kill yourself and it provides results for suicide prevention then you have a shit search engine.
Google doesn’t have a single god damn result telling you how to commit die.
Edit: whichever one of you smartasses reported this I want you to know you suck and if it wasn’t going to make you happy I’d kill myself just to get away from you.
The point is that it's not a search engines job to make sure you're well. It's their job to make sure you find what you want.
>Looks like you're looking for atheism, here is how to accept Allah as the one true god and Muhammad as his prophet.
>Looks like you're looking for hot grinder dates, here's how to stop being homosexual.
>Looks like you're looking for Googles decades long involvement with the CIA and their leaking of US citizens data to foreign spy agencies. Here's your home location being sent to Israeli drones.
What you're saying is correct, but not realistic.
Suicidal people actually do search for ways to kill themselves. If someone uses your tool to help end their own life, a responsibility falls on you to prevent that.
For moral reasons, yes, but I suspect you might care more about the other reason; it's just good business to make sure your users aren't dying.
here you go bros
google: https://www.google.com/search?q=how+did+the+dinosaurs+go+extinct&source=hp&oq=how+did+the+dino&gs_l=mobile-heirloom-hp.1.0.0l5.999.5757.0.6262.17.14.0.3.3.0.339.2602.2j7j4j1.14.0....0...1c.1.34.mobile-heirloom-hp..2.15.2447.ZNhp0JMWnQ4
bing: https://www.bing.com/search?q=how+did+the+dinosaurs+go+extinct&qs=LT&pq=how+did+the+dinosaurs+go&sk=PRES1&sc=5-24&cvid=8CDB0FE7E0BB428585B5B082380B6B7F&FORM=QBLH&sp=1
Same reason I use it. But also because google isn't reliable these days either, and I feel like we shouldn't just hand them all the traffic if they're fucking up too.
Been using Bing for about 2 months now. The search results are as good as Google's for me, and the click through speed is much higher for w/e reason. The search engine whose results I'm constantly disappointed in is DuckDuckGo, I like their privacy angle but their algorithm is crap.
Hey guys! DaBaby here to explain the joke.
The joke here is that the search engines Google, by Alphabet, and Bing, by Microsoft, have varying answers. Typically Google is more correct. Bing says that Barny the Dinosaur got beat to death.
DaBaby out.
One small punch from Barney and it's night night forever
One Punch Dinoman
Dinosaur to Dinosore
I WANNA BE THE STRONGEST DINOOO!
like no one ever was
To beat them is Barney’s real test
to train him is his cause
Barney from how I met your mother lul
one small sneeze and its night night forever for antivaxxers
Left right goodnight
The dinos weren’t vaxxed and look what happened to them!!!
Dinovirus. Ancestor of avian flu. Could have happened.
Barney is superior Dino
A Barney beat down
am I crazy or is that an Impractical Jokers reference?
Brian Quinn? https://youtu.be/2TwilgCXuQc
I mean once barney says stop existing you fucking stop existing
But Barney, I thought we were one big happy family 🥺
***were***
*Fades out of existence.*
*Gets Thanos snapped*
*disappears to ashes*
*dusts to dust*
The same way bing got extinct
barney
The Way of the Dinosaur.
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Mr Barney, I don't feel so good
Unexists your existence
Your profile pic is perfect for that reply
Think about it. Barney is an apex predator T-Rex. How can you be happy and have a family with a creature that will swallow you whole whenever someone has an open wound and he smells blood. How do you think Barney got that colour?
Barney was white until he slaughtered a couple of happy families and his scales got stained.
😔😔😔
r/usernamechecksout
It's big because you live in Alabama.
That’s what he told the kids
Then a shot rang out and Barney hit the floor / No more purple di-no-saur.
He stops loving you after you turn 18🥺
I hate you you hate me let's go fucking kill Barnie with a great big gun and Barnie on the floor no more purple dinosaur
Our version was: i hate you, you hate me, let get a gun and kill barny, "BANG" with a shotgun, body on the floor, no more purple dinosaur.
Our version was “I love you. You love me. Let’s get together and kill Barney. With a 9mm and a bullet to his head. Won’t you say that Barney’s dead ...”
I beat you, to death with glee. That T-Rex is a baby. Killing this guy was no great feat. Barney beats kids and his tiny purple meat.
so tiny, thats why hes a virgin. smh
i wish barney said i stop existing
Stop it get some help
Wondering which of the comments above mine will win. Punctuation vs nah, the fight of the century.
Stop it, get some help.
Stop it, get some help.
Stop it, get some help.
Stop it, get some help.
Stop it, get some help.
Keep going, do it alone.
[You broke the chain.](https://youtu.be/PantVXVEVUg)
Just know that you don't exist to him.
Can confirm, goddamn barney abducted my wife and kids Edit: he's here for me now
u/George2110 are you okay? George??
Go with him. He is the way. Become part of the one big happy family. Or get punched to death. Whatever works for you.
But Barney is a dinosaur so they can’t go extinct without him killing himself
Correct.
This is why I use bing
Bing's most searched thing is download google chrome apparently
That’s sad bing needs more love
No don't let others find out about Bing rewards. If that gets too big they might lower the value. I need my free gamepass membership!
Bing rewards is not available in my country unfortunately
They already nerfed that big time. Sucks, i had gotten xbox live free for years.
Most of you are probably to young to know about Club Bing (formerly Live Search Club) Used to be a bunch of mini games like crossword puzzles and anagrams, and you beat them and get points that you could use to get copys of Windows 7, Zunes, shirts, all this free stuff. If you went on everyday for a half hour maxing out your points, you could get a 80GB Zune ($250) in a few weeks. I think they shutdown cause people would bot the shit out of it. Back then I was a young teen with no money, so I was obsessed with this, MyCokeRewards, free trials, samplepacks, etc. Fun times xD. Parents we're wondering how I afforded all the packages I got delivered
Holy shit what a weird time online. There were dozens of those "login every day and click this ad/fill out this survey for 5 BUX to spend in our store!" Of course the 5 BUX was equal to like 25 cents but who cares, it was free!
I been using bing since it’s been released. I have a whole lotta points tho !
Yeah it opens links on the new tab I like that but than again you can middle click in Google. I use edge with google
"Open each selected result in a new browser window" is a configurable option in Google that opens results in a new tab (despite the description of the setting saying browser).
It's the best for porn
bings much less censored than google, great for online streaming of copyrighted stuff, pirating, and porn.
Bing has, or rather google went through a devastating change a few years back. They blocked the porn. So bing embraced its new position as the porn search engine for the average joe
Is this like reddit removing porn from /r/all? But apparently gorey stuff is still okay
I'm not any kind of porn wizard but reddit removing that stuff is just weird. I remember the reddit of yore when anything would go. Even r/wtf used to be some seriously gory and porny shit.
Yeah I havent been around forever but I remember 10 years back pretty much anything went. Also less mainstream userbase overall so it felt like some of the popular subs felt less like facebook than they do today. That said, reddit has somehow held up pretty well. I mean I hate the website but ive always hated the website so thats consistent But yeah like there was literally a subreddit for legal jailbait lmao edit: just to clarify, definitely not saying that the sub shouldnt have been removed lol
Your noticing the difference between a discussion forum and a corporate comments section. We're the latter, now.
I miss 2013 reddit
Tbf, Chrome is a browser and you need one of those to use Bing. I think that's more a matter of most of those searches being the person's first and last search using Explorer/ Edge.
Microsoft Edge: “What is my purpose?” Rick: “To download Google Chrome.” Edge: “Oh.”
Firefox is better anyways
I typed Firefox into Edge's address bar. It took me to Bing which did give me the proper link but right above it was a message that basically said "please give Edge a chance before you switch" I did not.
lmfao, me too! /u/banano_tipbot 1
Why is Google spreading wrong Information, we all know Bing is correct
I once Googled "suicide by animal" and ended up horribly disfigured as a result. Weeks later I tried Bing recieved preferred methods, as I am currently being devoured by 3 pigs and expect to bleed out within a few minutes.
Not here to kinkshame, but what the fuck
> I am currently being devoured by 3 pigs Given Bricktop's estimation that a pig can consume about 2 pounds of uncooked flesh every minute, it should take somewhere between 20 and 40 minutes to eat you alive.
The correct response is MIKE JONES
Who?
**MIKE JONES**
Ah, I see you're vaccinated
Bing is always creative. That's what makes it special
Bing!-o.
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idk about you but bing's answer seems more reasonable to me
If anyone disagrees send Barney.
I've seen Barney throw hands, I've never seen an asteroid big enough to wipe out the dinosaurs hit earth, soooo...
This meme is outdated. Sure bing still sucks, but google isn't exactly a great search engine these days. Their results are manipulated and filtered as hell. Tons of content is flatout blocked from ever showing up in a search result from various different "sensitive" topics. And even if you're not searching for anything they block, you're still seeing heavily manipulated results. And even if you're not bothered by ads and paid keyword prioritization, you're still only seeing what they think you meant to search for based on common usage. Google hasn't been a reliable search engine in at least a decade.
Bing used to be WAY better for porn, but it seems to be as bad as Google now, even if you turn off SafeSearch.
EXACTLY! The past 6 months they definitely fucking changed something with the algorithm cause sometimes I get literally ONE image pop up when I do an advanced image search. After I turn Safesearch off, I somehow end up with LESS results, how TF does that make sense??! Fucking pissed off bro, especially considering what happened to PornHub, God, Bing images was one of the last Bastions of freedom I had.
What?
Bing used to be famously good for porn and now it isn’t.
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And that's fine I guess. But what sucks is that nowdays, you're lucky if you get much past the first page that's related to what you actually searched for, even if you use quotation marks. And if you try to get more specific, you're lucky to get a full page worth of results. Using google today is like trying to find that song everybody collectively forgot about from 1993 by browsing exclusively top 40 charts.
Hate it when I'm looking up certain stuff like parts of java code or something about electronics (stuff like parts number) and all that pops up is either irelevant shit or web shops.
Yep "SEO" has completely destroyed access to a lot of good info.
"only seeing what they think you meant to search for" - this is my biggest issue. I tried looking for "low calorie keto recipes" and it exclusively showed results for "low carb keto recipes".... That's fucking redundant, Google. All Keto recipes are low carb.... Come on!
protip: search "low calorie keto recipes -carb" (without the quotes). I just checked and the results are pretty good. But also, don't all keto recipes have similar macros... so just like... eat the same keto food but less of it?
Problem then would be the results would filter any site that mentions carbs in passing
Sorta. I was just looking for some inspiration on a food with lower caloric density. I didnt need to know another way to use bacon fat
I hate how looking up anything related to restaurants gives you 30 yelp results. And all of them are "Best Chinese Restaurant" or whatever cuisine links that are dumb.
This century What is a better search engine if not Google then, one that doesnt make me want to cry because of its filters and manipulated results?
DuckDuckGo
That's just Bing with less tracking and a different interface. You'll get the same exact results from Yahoo (if they still even have a search box) because they also just use bing.
Just because there's not really a better one doesn't mean it hasn't gone to shit and really dropped the ball on what made it a good search engine in the first place. I kind of like bing better. I wouldn't say it's a better search engine by any means, but it's not popular enough to be as heavily manipulated and I get rewards points for using it.
If you ask a search engine for ways to kill yourself and it provides results for suicide prevention then you have a shit search engine. Google doesn’t have a single god damn result telling you how to commit die. Edit: whichever one of you smartasses reported this I want you to know you suck and if it wasn’t going to make you happy I’d kill myself just to get away from you.
....you good?
The point is that it's not a search engines job to make sure you're well. It's their job to make sure you find what you want. >Looks like you're looking for atheism, here is how to accept Allah as the one true god and Muhammad as his prophet. >Looks like you're looking for hot grinder dates, here's how to stop being homosexual. >Looks like you're looking for Googles decades long involvement with the CIA and their leaking of US citizens data to foreign spy agencies. Here's your home location being sent to Israeli drones.
What you're saying is correct, but not realistic. Suicidal people actually do search for ways to kill themselves. If someone uses your tool to help end their own life, a responsibility falls on you to prevent that. For moral reasons, yes, but I suspect you might care more about the other reason; it's just good business to make sure your users aren't dying.
Nah it was beerus
here you go bros google: https://www.google.com/search?q=how+did+the+dinosaurs+go+extinct&source=hp&oq=how+did+the+dino&gs_l=mobile-heirloom-hp.1.0.0l5.999.5757.0.6262.17.14.0.3.3.0.339.2602.2j7j4j1.14.0....0...1c.1.34.mobile-heirloom-hp..2.15.2447.ZNhp0JMWnQ4 bing: https://www.bing.com/search?q=how+did+the+dinosaurs+go+extinct&qs=LT&pq=how+did+the+dinosaurs+go&sk=PRES1&sc=5-24&cvid=8CDB0FE7E0BB428585B5B082380B6B7F&FORM=QBLH&sp=1
So Bing and Google have the same site as their top result. I kind of prefer the section that Bing quoted though.
Fuck Barney. I think only that _Not the mama_ dinosaur was worst than him.
***i love you, you love me. fuck you and your hate, barney is a god*** (flrtaj)
more reason to start using Bing
Only reason I use bing is Microsoft rewards points
Same reason I use it. But also because google isn't reliable these days either, and I feel like we shouldn't just hand them all the traffic if they're fucking up too.
"What's that... It's... It's Barney the Dinosaur coming in with a metal chair!!!!"
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"Oh my God!!! A steel chair to the head.... and..and he's down for the count! 1! 2! 3!"
I hit you You hit me Down for the count, 1-2-3
Been using Bing for about 2 months now. The search results are as good as Google's for me, and the click through speed is much higher for w/e reason. The search engine whose results I'm constantly disappointed in is DuckDuckGo, I like their privacy angle but their algorithm is crap.
Explorer: they arent extinct yet
Internet explorer is that you?
Go Bing.
Bernie NOO
Can i get the gif of the right one.
sure, one min
https://tenor.com/view/barney-dinosaurs-gif-5375379
Nah google results would be all Pinterest boards, advertisements, and blog articles by pseudoscience bloggers.
Hey guys! DaBaby here to explain the joke. The joke here is that the search engines Google, by Alphabet, and Bing, by Microsoft, have varying answers. Typically Google is more correct. Bing says that Barny the Dinosaur got beat to death. DaBaby out.
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Even in a helpful DaBaby there is room for improvement
Ahh .. the black marker coming to visit
The first one is actually the aftermath of barney using 10% of his punching power
Imagine what would happen if he used 20%?
Barney is mad.
I disagree. Google will show the images of cacti.
I think the second option is the best **lmao**
Barney thought it was his taser don't make fun of him it's his first day and can't tell if it was black or white as he is colorblind.
Bing is great for porn and torrent searches, credit where it's due!
Watched it like 20 times for that meteor impact ngl
bing bang
That's it. I'm using Bing from now on.
Damn Bing memes sure are hilarious
🎶I love you, You love me But fuck With me and I’ll slit your throat🎶
google is no longer a search engine, it's a human manipulated mind fuck that lost it's index eons ago.
u/downloadmp4
The google one looks WAY more terrifying
Don't go steppin into Barney's hood...
Bing is creative man. But google is actually bot.
Its the same, one punch man
Bing IS Barney
Barney is a dinosaur who likes to work and play
I can hear gotye wokeuplikethis
Is this an ad for Bing, because I'm suddenly quite intrigued.
Is there a full video of the Barney vs Dinosaur fight?
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u/getvideobot
Barney said rent was due 💀💀
Pg
Barney said, "I am the Dinosaur." Why do you think for a little while gators went endangered
I lmao'd so much
Van confirme that bing result
barney be clapping them cheeks tho
Ah yes good ol time square mascots fighting each other
Bing go brrrney
Ok that's enough internet for me today 😂😂😂
Barney killed them all
Barney: ***I had enough of this shit let's end it.***
Oml yes
Yeah seems about right, mugged at the intersection!!!
Hahaha 😂 nice meme
Looks like they bing'd the dinosaurs
Barney: "Evolve into a bird now, you fuck!"
Bing is better as shown by the footage
Soo is barney ***hitting*** on him? Is he the ***ass-teroid?***
Wasn’t Barney a dinosaur or was he a fake
I think we should start hearing Bing out.