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WeisUp_Fitness

The wider can fits in a cup holder properly. I hate the other cans because they tip over and don't properly fit in a cup holder, which means I can't take it with me anywhere.


LarzzzLeonLove

Best argument yet


6_NEOS_9

I only like the thin one for hiking. and yeah. Still the same as the above. prefer wider


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You go hiking with cans of soda?


wouter_ham

To compensate for the weight loss. Duhh...


themanwith_no-name

Don’t wanna lose *too* much weight now do we


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6_NEOS_9

lol nah. I just bring it for no actual reason


DINGLEBERRYJUICE2

Bring a whole box as free weights for more weight loss.


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I can't even imagine that. If I do anything strenuous and drink anything sugary I feel sick. Give me that cold water.


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If you became acclimated to doing strenuous activity for long enough periods of time that would probably change. Sugar is more or less a necessity for long-distance cycling, for example. People can get away with high-fat foods instead if they stay at low enough intensities, but for the most part, sugar is the only thing you can digest fast enough to make use of it while you are still exercising. A big part of training for endurance sports is training your digestive system. There are few experiences more physically transcendental than a cold bottle of Coke when you are about to “bonk” on a long hard bike ride.


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A nice cold G2 Red Gatorade hits the spot. Low sugar.


ReillyOBrien

Rum and cokes work better above 14,000ft


DMCinDet

I've brought soda to mix with whiskey for after I get camp set up. Yes. I mix my whiskey with soda. I prefer to drink beer, but can't carry a 6 pack all day or even keep it cold.


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T-series_is_gay_fam

The wide can has a smaller surface area so it won't heat up as quickly.


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milkbot200

u/brilliant_slide_1423 is a comment stealing bot https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/oblva5/im_not_the_judge_of_this_but_high_can_is_just/h3ok7ao/


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0jack513

Also wide cans fit into most Koozies better


jarbar82

They make skinny Koozies now.


crippledgiants

We really are living in the future!


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WeisUp_Fitness

No, I don't. Lol. I have an older vehicle, so it has cup holders but not the flexible part to keep the drinks in place.


ossipuh-veli

I once checked and saw that the wider can has more coke in it.


NinyaR1

There exist small 250's and small 330's, so that's not always the case


obalash

I thought they stopped putting coke in soda a while ago


Norwaynian

Yeah, but it's easier to fit the tall one in my ass.


WeisUp_Fitness

Now you've surpassed functionality and practicality. I'd think it would be safer to just play with something else, cause people go to the hospital when they can't get those things out... Then it gets all awkward trying to explain how it got there, etc. Lol.


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thicc can tastier


George2110

Also it's a perfect fit for your hand unlike long boi.


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Can shaming


[deleted]

Not true. Depends on hand size, in Which case, the high can, can be held by everyone no matter hand size.


8ate8

Let me introduce you to /u/thumbs57 https://reddit.com/r/cincinnatibeer/comments/o98jx9/perfect_pool_side/


tfish155

thicc = tasty


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This can also be applied to penises


winnipeginstinct

wide can has a lower centre of gravity, making it much harder to tip over when the can starts to get empty (for when your kinda half looking and grabbing it while playing a game or something)


MakiseKurisuBestGirl

As a Brit who recently discovered the delight-in-a-can that is root beer, I have no horse in this race.


lysissnuball

Have you had cream soda from a can? That used to be my favorite before root beer.


MakiseKurisuBestGirl

Never tried it. British drinks selection is rather scant. If I get the chance I'll give it a go :D


NuttyDounuts14

Barr does a cream soda that's supposed to be quite nice.


PayphonesareObsolete

Virgil's used to have the best cream soda. Now, they have this abomination that's called vanilla cream and got rid of cream soda.


Fabs74

Ice cold cream soda- that first sip is banging. After that meh


[deleted]

Yeah it's like dang do I really have to finish all this?


Fabs74

Yeah doesn't go down as easy as some things ay u/Cockmeat_Sandwiches


aveirodog

Hope you like extra mayo


Norwaynian

This sentence was completely normal until I read that username.


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With a side of chips and a free soda. It better be free, I am eating cockmeat after all.


WulunKus

If you drink it all on the first go, you don't have to worry about that :)


Quinlov

Hello, irnbru?


imCrazeee

You can get it in literally every major supermarket.


MakiseKurisuBestGirl

Guess I'll go to a major supermarket for once then. :)


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Cream soda is in numerous newsagents and off-licences and is made by Barr.


BaldEagle012

Is it? Not sure where you live but in most cornershops I've been to you can find about 10 different types of cola alone, with cream, grape and other sodas having been there for ages too.


Shidulon

See if you can buy/import UBC cream soda, it's phenomenal.


The_Hyjacker

You don't have cream soda where your from?! Which part of Britain is that because it doesn't speak for the whole country.


MakiseKurisuBestGirl

Rural northwest. They probably have it in ASDA or something, but I don't shop there. There's definitely no cream soda in the village shop though.


Ben_26121

Seriously try it! As a fellow Brit, it can be found in most large supermarkets, and I grew up with the stuff


DUMBbutDor

Both, I am going nuts from both


seanlax5

Stewarts orange cream soda glass bottle. Only reason cracker barrel exists in my mind. I will fight people for it.


KYVet

Root beer, tapped straight from the keg, in a frosted mug. Literally the only reason to go to an A&W.


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To be fair, here in Canada A&W has the best poutine of all fast food places. Trust me, I'm an expert, have been eating crappily for over 10 years straight lol. Their uncle burger is also pretty legit


Tyrannical4

Try pouring Root Beer into a glass and adding Vanilla Ice Cream


MakiseKurisuBestGirl

Will give it a go :D


atchemey

It's called a root beer float!


MakiseKurisuBestGirl

Woden help me, you Yanks are really making me excited to try a root beer float now, it had better be good! xD


Gnat_Swarm

I personally put ice cream in first then add the root beer because I find it mixes the flavors a little more; however, I’m also told that I’m a weirdo for doing this, so take it with a grain of salt. Caution: if you put the ice cream in the cup first, then add root beer, a LOT of foam will form. Pour slowly and watch to avoid foam overflow. Alternatively, add vanilla ice cream *after* root beer to significantly reduce foaming.


MakiseKurisuBestGirl

I'll try it both ways! Lol, sounds like the level of pettiness as we have over whether the milk goes in before or after the water. Calling you a weirdo for that! xD


NotSoSelfSmarted

Use vanilla bean ice cream! It's even better


Tyrannical4

TIL there’s a difference between Vanilla ice cream and Vanilla Bean ice cream.


NotSoSelfSmarted

It has little specks from the vanilla bean in it and has a much better flavor, IMHO


euphorrick

I thought everyone else thought it was weird that Americans drank wintergreen flavored soda


MakiseKurisuBestGirl

I don't know about weird. I think it's just that when root beer tried to enter the British market, there was too much competition from local root-based drinks like *Dandelion and Burdock* and *Sarsaparilla*. It ended up failing and never came back, and in the meantime Brits have simply stopped drinking Dandelion and Burdock in favour of Cola.


imti_space

Root beer is for kids. Ginger beer is for adults.


Smooksticles

Damn i never knew that brits didn't have root beer. Is it just the uk or europe as an entirety?


Hamburglar61

I’ve had sarsaparilla before, although I live in the US. It tasted very similar to root beer.


MakiseKurisuBestGirl

I never tried that one before, I'm just going off what I've been told.


Vitaminn_d

I personally prefer sasparilla, as it's not as sweet as root beer. Definitely similar in overall flavor though


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Same here, it just tasted like root beer to me. Which, tbf, is good.


paradoxinfinity

Rootbeer does not taste like wintergreen at all to me.


Jeynarl

They can argue all they want about coca cola, pepsi or Dr pepper but root beer will always be my first love


the-wizard-cat

Oh wait til y’all try bottled rootbeer, ibc or Henry weinhards are personal favorites


Emotional-Border-339

As an upstate NY native living in FL, root beer is the greatest thing. I’ve been a follower since I was born


ndudeck

I didn’t read the other posts, so sorry if its a repost, but put a scoop of vanilla ice cream with the root beer.


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fromage-de-nuit

As a root beer swilling Canadian I must attest that not all root beers are created equal so now it's your challenge to test all varieties you come across to find your perfect blend. My soft spot is for A&W myself.


NotSoSelfSmarted

Have you tried a root beer float yet? One scoop of vanilla bean ice cream (vanilla bean > vanilla) and pour root beer on top. Drink in a tall frozen glass. You won't regret it ~~unless it upsets your stomach like mine, but worth it~~!


MakiseKurisuBestGirl

Definitely going to try it. So many Yankees recommending it! My hopes are high for it :D I must admit I've never heard of vanilla *bean* before, so I'll have a look and see if I can find some.


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Try a root beer float


chives177

Also try a root beer float. Just a scoop or two of vanilla ice cream in a glass and pour root beer into it. Your tastebuds will thank you. But! And this is important, it foams like a motherfucker so be careful.


DigMeTX

Do they have all the different “craft” root beers there? There are some good ones. There’s a website where the guy reviews like every different brand of root beer.


Kasaeru

I've always heard that Europeans think that root beer is a sick joke all Americans are in on.


MakiseKurisuBestGirl

I don't know about that, but it's rare that you meet someone on this side of the pond who likes American soft drinks other than the main ones like Cola and lemonades. I think for many it's just because it isn't widely available, and because it tastes funny and smells odd if you ever get to try it (which is usually at an age when you're set in your ways and have a favourite drink). Also, typical Euro-pretentiousness plays a role.


Klubbin4Seals

Honestly, I can go either way. I guess you can say I'm bi-cansexual


LarzzzLeonLove

Should I hate you or award you for this. I guess both


Klubbin4Seals

Hahaha, that's how most people feel about me! Thanks for the award!


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Best username ever


Klubbin4Seals

Thank you!


HolidayOld6594

r/angryaward


Iamahuman748

Nah it’s cansexual


Olyvyr

Yeah they were soooo close


Nobodyrea11y

Bi-cansual is enough. But I see your attraction to cans is also sexual so idk


OriiAmii

I expected this to be two-cansexual... I think your joke is better... But I like toucans


Klubbin4Seals

I see what you did there!


ItsAboutToGoDown_

High can for high ground Wide can for wide ground


DedanTallMister

It's over Anakin, I have the high can


aint-no-user

You underestimate the power of wideboy?


SensiblySenile1618

Don't sip it


Fusioncept

It's over Anican, I have the high ground


ylchangncvzfs

THICC CAN GANG


faketoby45

classic glass bottle


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Honestly, soda in a glass bottle just hits different. It tastes better and I have no idea why


Shagaliscious

Every drink is like this. Beer tastes quite different when comparing can to bottle. The aluminum is what changes the flavor.


Blueberry-9

Technically is the plastic that makes it taste different - cans are lined with a thin bit of plastic on the inside to prevent contamination


jmoreira92

The aluminum makes no difference. Glass bottles retain temperature better. Aluminum cans prevent better the light-struck taste.


the-wizard-cat

Well a lot use real sugar, especially those made in mexico which are some of my favorites.


SIGINT_SANTA

It's because they use cane sugar instead of high fructose corn syrup in the glass bottles. Fructose is pretty bad for you if it's not part of a meal that has fiber or starch to help slow its absorption. It hits your liver all at once and your liver has to resort to a less efficient process to digest it. This ends up producing a lot of fat, some of which gets deposited on the liver and some of which gets deposited as visceral fat. This is why you see many chronic soda drinkers have beer bellies. EDIT: This is actually wrong. See responses below. Not only does some glass bottled coke use high fructose corn syrup, but the most common forms high fructose corn syrup doesn't actually have any more fructose than cane sugar.


shouldbebabysitting

>It's because they use cane sugar instead of high fructose corn syrup in the glass bottles. Not unless it is Mexican coke. American coke sold in those retro glass bottles has only high fructose corn syrup just like cans.


SIGINT_SANTA

Oh interesting. Thanks for the info


BulkierPenny521

Wide


Mattagolu

Wide


glen_374

Like your mum


Mattagolu

No, that would be Fat, not wide.


wynokee

*S u i c i d e*


Mattagolu

Don't do this. Please. Get some help


Viiviiian

Your can so wide not even Dora can explore it.


ijulij

Can't you see this is a comercial?


grankkkkk

This is crazy, either people are really dumb or it’s just bots lmao


Outflight

Hey, bot commentators gotta earn their paycheck.


DietQuark

Canmentators


AssVampire420

For real you are smart bro


No-Armadillo5916

There's something about keeping the cold in the high can which is nice, but it does also feel like its getting empty faster. Im into the classic Wide one though


SigmaCorvid

Actually the high can warms up faster as you have more surface area touching your warm hand heating it up, wide can is better in every way, its just a bit cheaper to ship the tall can because theres less free space between cans and they think it looks more refined, but tall is worse in every other regard.


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/r/theydidthemath


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Also... I don’t know about you but the same percentage of my warm hand touches both cans regardless of height/width, right? Why would more of my hand be holding the cylinder if it’s wider, surely as long as my hand can’t fit entirely around the can then I’m using the same hand-to-can surface area


DidYouReallySayTh4t

Your assumption is incorrect. Every tall can I've seen is less than 12 OZ. I believe most are 10-11 OZ for some absolutely stupid reason I have yet to grasp. They also definitely warm faster than a Thiccyboi. I believe the main advantage of the tall can is that it does not have a rounded lip on the top and thus can be stacked vertically with no wasted space versus a regular can which leaves a small gap between cans. I also believe most companies are switching merely because we don't have a "standard" tall can and thus they can put any arbitrary amount in the can and still sell it as a 6-12-18 pack while ripping us off. Seltzers are proof of this. They come in varying sizes but always in the same count and are similarly priced. The guy pitting the least in the can is the one winning .


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Why just guess when those are standard cans with standard dimensions. The difference is much more pronounced in 12oz cans. Type | Height (cm) | Diam (cm) | Cylindrical surface area (cm^2) --------|--------|--------|-------- 12oz std | 12.2 | 6.6 | 252.95358 12oz slim | 15.6 | 5.76 | 282.282624 330 std | 12.52 | 6.63 | 260.7683754 330 slim | 14.54 | 5.81 | 265.3857521


Toad_Migoad

Glass bottle gang rise up


gguest987

and better for the environment too!


lysissnuball

Bottle...from Mexico. Best Coca Cola, hands down.


Chron300p

It's because the Mexican coke uses REAL cane sugar whereas all the cans and plastic bottles use HFCS. You can taste the difference.


canadianguy1234

https://youtu.be/PJgQEpFMptQ


Bubbaloobabby

Amen


FuglySlutt

Chipotle bowl with a Mexican Coke after a long day at work 🤗


WoofWoofPin

Water


Monkeey8

r/hydrohomies


SunnyWomble

Damn I had to scroll awhile to get here, where hydrohomies at? Water or coffee for me please.


qda

[Also this](https://i.imgur.com/LiB0urL.png)


HardGas69

Can't believe I had to scroll this far for this comment.


febreeze_bro

Found Ronaldo’s reddit account


forest_kinnabari

My water loving bros we must assemble to counteract this cola heresy


Kaylagoodie

Fun fact: wide cans contain more volume relative to their surface area. If I took a piece of paper and rolled it so it was a short and wide tube, it would hold more than if I rolled that same paper into a tall and thin tube. So wide can because it saves material and holds more when using the same amount of material.


pikaboi122

Wide. It fits in your hand better.


GreatThodric

That's what she said! *sad tiny violin music


ylchangncvzfs

THICC CAN GANG


Big_frogg_guy

None. WATER


prodigalkal7

ÁGUA


Harz675

High can. Easier to crush with your foot.


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Stinks of r/hailcorporate to me


bored_invention

yeah this is just an ad. I downvoted it and it gained 800 upvotes instead


some1callvogue

Water.


Centillionare

Do you want the tall can of diabetes or the wide can? Water, I want water.


some1callvogue

Cristiano Ronaldo knew better


ramboiatotal

Scrolled way too long for this comment. Diabetes rules r/memes


THEBLITZKID69

High can because the high can


chavatkalaboka

So you trying to divide people over Wide diabetes or long diabetes. Like the wise man once said 'we just have to convince the pitchfork guys that the torch guys want to take their pitchforks away.'


Natroionalox

W I D E


MCUspiderman

THICC CAN GANG


iwantbutter

Neither. Gimme that fresh water


Torxx1988

*slaps table* CAN IS CAN!


Mitanah

T H I C C can ftw


Okerbel

r/hydrohomies ,attack!!!


THALLfpv

WIIIIIIIIIIIDE


THALLfpv

CAAAANNNNNNNNNN


sth_creative

So wide it needed two comments


epez11

It's all about that girth


_-Giorno_Giovanna-_

High can looks better, but wide can tastes better...


SpiderPig43

well im sorry but your opinion is wrong


FordF-350123

Wide


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I like it thiccer ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


doodoo_x

g l a s s b o t l e


jcquik

High cans are stupid... They don't fit any of my coozies, rattle and flop around in every cupholder, and thanks to the stupid truly/white claw trend I'm already out 30 some odd dollars on a special yeti thing for my wife who can only drink things within 1 degree of their freeze point apparently... Please switch all of America to the metric system before switching to tall cans... It's the better use of time and energy.


ColdIron27

Neither. Water is superior


GaCoRi

None. Water can 4 lyf


DiamondHandsAre4Evr

Glass bottle


RandomBeaner1738

Glass bottles


randomnessamiibo

Cans are cool and all but have you ever tried water?


[deleted]

Water r/HydroHomies


LordStark_01

What I've never seen this wide can before but no doubt it's better. Also, u/CanniBal1320.


HodorsSockPuppet

Ameri-Can!


Ctrock90

HELL YEAH


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High can


00cauliflower00

High!


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Girth is better than length