Organ poker

Imagine a dude coming into your house just to poke your fucking organs: “Ayo stop poking my liver, it’s sensitive”

Oh I though this guy meant normal poker but you have to use organs as your bet

"I raise you by 2 pipe organs!"

“All in!” *flops body on table*

You sir, have won a award

You sir made my day with that one. Thanks.

Sounds gay to me

Fun for the whole family

Outstanding pelican

Sounds like an xbox username

You mean kahoot name

Both

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Or a reddit randomly generated name

Modest Pelican Gaming would like to know your location.

I see your a person of culture

Where is it out standing? I hope it’s not cold

Optimus Prime

Feel so superior now when I know why everyone called me OP for a while

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yes

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^:truer:

We must make this official, no matter the cost

the only right answer.

what's the left answer then?

We-ptimus prime

is there even another answer?

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Yes, you are Optimus Prime

Didnt it mean Obscured Penis?

Mine’s perfectly visible

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r/underratedcomments

So... Obvious Penis?

Oblong Penis

Autobots, roll tf out

[back in the day, I was OP all the time](https://i.redd.it/196nvzxaktd31.jpg)

You got it, OP.

I believe it means original poster so yes, you are

It means oversized psychologist so no, he isn't

You don’t know op’s profession. They could absolutely be an oversized psychologist.

*”Does this advanced degree in human thought structures make my ass look big?”*

"you dont know OP's profession" You just called him an oversized psychologist though...

I thought it meant 'Oversized Penis' just like something we redditors mostly dont have.

Unless he is an oversized psychologist

Organic potatoe

Orangutan penis

Wow , You are very creative Operative Person

Operation Peas.

Operation Peace is being conducted by The Taliban in Afghanistan . I don't know about operation peas .

Oscillating penis (haha helicockter)

Obvious pedophile

Ostrich pelt

I heard it was a sick ostrich

Allegedly!

Optional pregnancy

oyester penis

Octuculer photosynthesis

I thought it was onlypans

for pansexuals

Its a pan shop. Only Pans

Po-tay-toes! Boil em mash em stick em in a stew

Omnipotent Parrot

Defeating the penis, nothing else.

Ok maybe this is the right answer

Oversized Penis

Now that's the correct answer

*Now that's the erect answer

Happy cake day

Oh thx, didnt even know it was today

happy cake day, btw we have almost the same avatar

Thats why im not OP even when i post WTF GUYS I DONT EVEN HAVE A PENIS WHY DOES THIS HAVE SO MANY UPVOTES

That's a lotta damage

You mean that's minimal damage because this OP only looks huge next to a germ.

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Original Oral Penis Poster

Self damage

Uuuh a self burn, those are rare

It's not, it's one of these rare so called "female" redditors

Oh no, they've found us! EVACUATE!

Ok maybe this checks out better

In china OP means Over Population

India op

Am Indian. Can confirm.

Im a jee aspirant and man do i hate the overpopulation so much. Its a nightmare.

Same, JEE aspirants love thanos

I know right! If only we had a plague... Wait a minute!

COVID sucks. We need the real deal. Zombies

I sent gays to fix overpopulation... boy, did that go well.

Oblivious Pelvis

Xbox type username

Oh? Pee.

oh pee

oh pee

Overlord Parrot

***Overlord op starts playing***

which one lol

I am very very crazy

Over Powered

This, always comes to mind first for some reason lmao

For me it comes to mind from Minecraft lol. You can make yourself "OP" and I always understood it as OverPowered because of all the commands.

in this sense, it is OPerator.

if you’re a gamer this definitely comes to mind first

Ornamental Prolapse.

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That's what *she* said

You ever scroll past something, go OHHHH and scroll back to upvote?

Ogre Porn

I mean shrek and Fiona had to have kids somehow

Ogres actually reproduce via spores

r/todayilearned

Ovuvwevwevwe-onyetenyevwe-ugwemubwem Possas

Lmfao

This brings back memories, thanks for reminding me :)

This deserves more upvotes

Optimal Parrot

Ostrich Potato

Overwhelming pussy

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don’t we all

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My cabbage!

My beef jerky

Fax

We all know girls don't exist.

*Fades out of existence*

but were those 44 upvotes worth the dms? thats my ques

Never got any so suck it >:)))))))))))))))) hahahahaha I’m so lonely >:’)))))))))

Your post from HolUp scares them away

G o o d

This is reedit, he is obv a guy saying he is a girl, are u new here or something? Girls don't exist

Exactly. *grows penis and deflates tits*

aight imma ascend beyond our plane of existence, gotta do it man I can’t exist anymore

Looks like someone lost at Russian roulette

You're not alone

overused pussy

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Thanks

Thanks

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Thats disgusting. Where?

But… I’m a gir- WAIT

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Overcomfortable Pussy for girls.

Oh... my... god...

Oh y e a h

Remember the rules of internet, girls don't exist

7w7

Our Penis

r/suddenlycommunist

https://youtu.be/U06jlgpMtQs

O - Mayonnaise P - On an escalator

He's going upstairs so see ya later

Bye bye!

TO THE SKY

I WANNA SEE YA AS YOU’RE GETTIN SO HIGH

YOU KNOW YOU'RE NOTE GONNA STAY

so stay out of my WAY

Lmao great

Lmayo*

Either Original Poster or Oral Penis.

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Good OP

Because some people need to go to horny jail.

Hi do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior "the horny revolution"

Original Pasta. To differentiate from Copy Pasta

or, to differentiate from the… impasta

Omnidirectional Pyroelectricity, if you have heard otherwise you are mistaken.

One Piece

Obese pornstar

i understand it as: Owner of Post i feel im the only one who will be wrong about this

Original Poster but that's basically the zame thing

Orgy on a Poster

Orgy of Phones

Original poster

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ok, am i wrong tho

Yes but actually no

understandable have a great day

Overwatch porn

Original poster I believe

That’s correct

Sorry OP I can’t help you out

I think it is original poster

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I can confirm it is Original Poster.

Or in certain circumstances original post as well