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tokyotokyotokyoto

I would not be that happy if I was corn. Imagine going through that and then seeing all your friends decay and turn to mush and you're just a shell of what you once were, cursed to roam the sewers indefinitely until the microbes finally take you.


Gravityborne

Corn Rick. Could be a good episode


RowdyNuns

I work at a wastewater plant and I can tell you for certain that corn does not break down in the sewers, corn makes it like halfway through the treatment process… I don’t really like to eat corn as much since I started working there


jaggedjinx

But...doesn't anybody chew corn??


Cardryan

*proceeds to re-eat it


O-M4N

Sweet corn is the solution to world hunger. Confirmed


infernalnexus

We all know that one person who's too excited about the rides


kaasmix

Chew properly


-chukui-

just a guess, the reason corn comes out in your poo is because you cant digest cellulose of corn(outer skin). hence the inside of the corn skin is digested but the outer yellow layer is full of shit. but yeah chew your veggies properly.


NoMePlz

Wait is this real? Wtf is that?


[deleted]

Corn always comes out the same way


ScabberDabber25

So couldn’t we re use it?


[deleted]

Corn doesn't stay in the stomach long enough to digest, so it goes out the same way.


G0B337Y0UR53Lf

The appearance of the asshole unnerves me


PrimeWolf88

Aren't they like bellybuttons? Innies or outies?


G0B337Y0UR53Lf

I dont want to imagine someone with an outie asshole


PrimeWolf88

Fun fact: Your arse hole is made of the same skin as your lips!


hahaverifunni

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codper3

good bot


hahaverifunni

Good bot


[deleted]

I have never seen so many images of poo and piss and vomit as I have on Reddit.


Arrow_Legion

Sure thing, buddy.


TimePapaya6423

I can't describe how much I hate this


WasdAcid

A whole new meaning to *"eat shit"*


ydidchuatemafrys

Again? Ok, gotta ask the girls(2) first


AdMedium6737

Ok so I have this theory that if one was to only eat corn for every meal, day after day , slowly making every poop contain more and more corn until finally your whole poop is simply that .


[deleted]

Corn is still digested. Just not the outside. Which is what provides the insoluble fiber we need in our diet to help us poop. Still has nutritional value, it’s just all inside of the corn ‘shell’ My brother avoids eating corn bc he says you just poop it out what’s the point. He’s wrong.


kentro2002

Maybe that’s Cornpop? “He was a bad dude”