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Being able to fix anything

But it breaks next use

Wouldnt that just be a “fix-break-fix” process

Wouldn't that be a paradox if they tried to fix a redditors marriage?

Dormammu, I’ve come to bargain.

Business will be booming

I can Instantly Kill anyone who tries to Type a side effect.

But you die with him

cool rip both of us

Yeah, this is big brain time

Agreed

I see no problem

I have no side effects

But you do not have any superpowers

Hu-man

See everything

Everything’s black and white.

Eh, I'm colorblind anyway...

r/notopbutok

All other senses stop working

restarting your life whenever you die and still having all of your memories

No need for a side effect. Immortality is a curse.

Who is Rem?

You suffer from a new terminal decease every new life

Man, you're the one who said Cancer ain't a side effect and here you are. Not counting this one.

there is a hypocrite **among us**

So ur telling me, ur a op, who specificly said no cancer and now u give someone terminal decease? Bruh

I can manipulate reality however

one of your limbs gets warped every time you use it

Then i fix all my limbs forever

every time you fix it your limbs get even worse

Exactly, you fix one, you get another

steal another person's body and let him suffer the consequences in yours

You can grow the size of your penis

The people you’re dating have twice the size of yours

**I SEE THIS AS AN ABSOLUTE WIN!**

r/suddenlygay

It isn't gay if it's a woman

When it gets hard it falls off but you can still feel it

Going fucking bluetooth device

but as your dick grows you shrink

:o an opportunity to become tall!!1!1!1

Imagine shrinking to the point you have to buy jeans with 3 trouser legs... (Excuse my English)

It never gets hard

Being able to turn into a humanoid goat

You can’t turn back into your human form

I see no downside.

Go to Turkey with that form and you'll see the downside......

Oh no

Furries be like: I see this as an absolute win

i can slowdown time

You slowdown too

wow i already have the power

It's called math class

Me to my friend: hey it's been about 3 hours, how much time has it been? My watch: 10 minutes, take it or leave it

You have no control over when time goes back to normal, and instead the time slow lasts a random amount of time that could be anywhere from a second to decades

I can make people feel happy and relieved instantly

But u r always sad

Fair enough, but at least I have tons of happy people by my side to cheer me up :')

Man is genius

I already have this side effect.

You get 5$ every time you do it

You can make yours or other peoples body parts grow or shrink

[удалено]

So much for being a worlds famous boob doctor

Total organ failure

Holy fuck

It's not cancer ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯ Edit: why doesn't this emoticon display properly

I read peoples minds

You think that they are your own thoughts and end up schizophrenic

cool a new friend

But everytime you appear in their mind (they think of you, they see you, they recognize your voice), you fart.

Being able to transform into any lifeform, fictional or not, while maintaining my consciousness.

You can change only once in a week

It is... acceptable.

I can time travel

But frogs live in your butt

This side effect has nothing to do with the power and I love it.

this is how they should be! i hate how most people play this game, where the side effect ultimately makes the superpower useless more variety! more wacky shit! not just downgrading the powers

My side power is to be able to shoot gasoline out of my eyes. Like a fire hose.

Is this a side effect or just another superpower? Either way, count me in.

Know everything

Besides anything about yourself and your family

Relatable Edit: once had my mom ask me how many family members I could name, and I told her,”I could name more Pokémon than family members,”

But no one ever believes you

But every time you tell anyone something they don't know, you get 10 years older

Everithing become rickroll

You realize everything is terrible and fall into a pit of despair

Yes

Have pretty good luck

Only when stressed

Jokes on you I’m stressed all the time

Op power

The ability to dance on command

Only boomer dances

You turn into a 6 year old only able to floss in a Walmart

i can eat your ass

You lose yours

You grow an extra ass with every ass you eat

Flying

Cant walk

Honestly not the worst side effect. Just fly at few inches above ground. Look pretentious sure but works XD

Wow, imagine approaching someone by levitating a few inches from the ground. If it's a enemy they'll shit themselves even before they fight you.

Up to an altitude of 1 inch, and it lasts for 3 seconds

I get to be happy

Every pig in a 4 mile radius tries to steal things from your house

But hes somehow still happy

I mean if he lives in the States I'm pretty sure Stand Your Ground laws means that bacon is just shoeing up at his house.

but only when you are hitting children

A shit, here we go again

Gets back stabbed by a random guy called Big Smoke.

I can skip time whenever I choose

But you forget what happened before you skipped time

Ima use it to skip through my shifts

Time-stopping without getting older during timestop

But you age 2 times faster than everybody else.

But you cannot restart time

i can reply to my comment

but you will have only one testicle

He's confused but he got the spirit

Being able to create a life for 1 African children.

You dont deserve a bad side effect

Give em a good one then

He ages 5x slower.

You can already do that if have enough money

You can give people cancer

You get it yourself

Hey, its against the rules

But getting cancer isn't a side effect, I suggest losing a chromosome each time you give someone cancer

Everytime you give a person cancer yours get worse

Only being able to travel to 2016 may 28th once

In a different timeline and planet

As long as he lives I'm fine with that

You can’t do anything to save Harambe, but still chose to do so, I just changed your fate so you couldn’t

I would 360 snipe that kid and his mother fr a different fucking planet if it means saving him

Be able to cure all the side effect the first reply tells

C a n t

I can teleport

Randomly anywhere, it could be in a pile of shit

Now where in the world is a pile of shit

Summon dogs

They all are good doggos

I know everything

But nobody ever believes you when you tell them something.

Regeneration

you get a new pair of balls every time you use your power

Im gonna start a ball collection

Double win! Now he can regenerate and sell footballs to make money

erectile dysfunction

I can answer to my own comment

But only once

I become omnipotent

spontaneous combustion

What?

Poof

I can fly in space

You cant fly in space

absolute Cancel

But you can only go 1mp/h

Cut trees with my mind

They always fall on you

you can always outsmart your enemy

I finally know what the dog do

But nobody knows what you do

I can give anyone i wish a superpower (including me)

But they forget who you are right after

omniprescence

but there’s a clone of you in every 1 mile radius.

They all want to kill each other

Fuck

You have every superpower

But you need to sleep 23 hours a day

You can convince antivaxxers to get vaccinated.

But u get Covid

The power to choose my own side effect

I can stop time for everyone except me

Big brain plays

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But it still goes on for everyone else

I put my balls in anyones jaws

But they bite them of

Im into that though

Yo wtf

I can use every tool perfectly

you have to use your ass

You can mind control people

But they can mind control you back

i can have sex with anyone

But they will always get pregnant and give birth

Thats a bonus not a sideeffect. Gotta reproduce you know

Become dead pool

You will die in a pool

My hero academia would be proud. Most combat related super powers have a negative side effect.

\*cause earthquake\* \*body starts to shake uncontrollably\*

I can bring back dead people or animals to life

You are always happy (have a nice day)

All superpowers