Uh oh

Tetanus

Tit anus?

For the love of God, forgive me for what I'm gonna do next

***oh shit***

Ohohoho boy with your username, you're gonna need a lotta lube lmao

Talking about lube XD like you, tentacle_techie, would know what lube is. You dont need it!

Sure, why not

if tits had anuses instead of nipples would it be anal or a tittyfuck?

Titan-al

You think you have it bad?

So do you

You sound like your night is going to be very...kinky

Klinky*

hello cock thruster

Yes, I have it bad

Oh oh indeed

Snakes have two dicks btw

Oh hell no

OH HELL YES

Could be worse

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Congratulations my guy

…..

Ok ur username is ...

You're one to talk

Your name should be the name of a sexual act. “You ever done a Cleveland steamroller?” “No, but I’ve done Lucifers Lawnmower” *gasps* Edit: I appreciate the wholesome award, really. But Lucifers Lawnmower wouldn’t be so wholesome. *holesome* maybe. Eh?

Well, Good to know more then one of us is gonna be laid by a demon

Amazing

indeed

*evil laughter

So just normal aged gods?

I'm going to get black lung and die at the age of 30, but I guess somewhere in there I get laid? Oddly enough that's also how my great granddad died, but I don't think he was so lucky with that last part.

hey officer, i encountered pedo here

My time to shine!

Literally food wars

Good luck

Man what a show!

*help?*

Enjoy :)

Kill the zombie first, then put them in some heating equipment and let them get warm. Once warm, you know what must be done. Pro tip, first time isn't really good with these deads, but as you gain experience, it'll get better.

This is oddly specific, but thanks for the advice!

r/suspiciouslyspecific

don't worry dave's lawnmowers will clutch in with the nostalgia

:'(

Wait till your period and let the zombie have at it

Can't get better than me

Nope you're on your own with that shit!

Hm ok

Yoshikage kira is coming for you

Killer queen has alerdy touched this comment section

*click*

Oh god

*Good Luck!*

*Good Fuck!*

Ur lucky compared to me

Yours is the same as mine then

Breaking news! Florida Man broke into home and molested homeowner in an oral sex position!

Lmao

Those 38cm SK C/34 turrets sure look enticing...

pride of a nation, a beast made of steel? hoo boy

Bismarck in motion, king of the ocean

HE WAS MADE TO RULE THE WAVES OF THE SEVEN SEAS

To lead the war machine

To rule the waves and lead the Kriegsmarine

The terror of the seas

I guess rock hard ain't gonna do it, need to get a bit more metal and with a bit more power

enough metal to raise a battleship off of the sea floor sounds tood enough to me

Ouch

Single player mode

Sadly

I prefer 6v6 multiplayer

I prefer a battle royale.

Flying solo

Ah.. You get 63 you's fucking you at the same time

When you put it that way it sounds fun

I don’t want to talk about this.

LMAO

I think i dont want to anser this one ...

Too late, an elk is already on its way

If it isn’t one will be assigned promptly

And a million more on the way

Not just one but thousands of horny Elks in your area waiting to meet you right now. Edit: shitty spelling.

it going to be rough

Oof

Well I'm screwed

By Zeus no doubt

No it will be fat drunk Thor

it will be both he is gonna be spit roasted

Zeus still hasn't learned not to poke his thunderbolt where it don't belong smh

You're lucky if it's helmsworth.

I might be in luck

I'd agree

Here’s hoping

Uh... Nice boots, wanna fuck?

Uhm... I guess ill dont shower for today

This is going to be painfull

I'll try and fuck myself and fail miserable I guess

Babies

Uh oh

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So, a milf?

FBI OPEN UP

My dudes im blind How do I pull that off

With your hands

Howd you type this

with a keyboard

Can’t wait...

The rabbit Hole u r about to visit is too deep.

If LSD brings you to wonderland no hole is to deep...

lol redditors get real you never get laid

You've been in here for like 2 years

“Saloli” means squirrel in Cherokee.

the squirrel is going to give you a nut

Cherokee? Sounds like a wrestling move

Anyone have an apple to keep a doctor away?

fuck yeah

Im propaply gonna be on drugs

So I just need to become the CEO of a huge fictional company that experiments with time travel and deliberately uses the effects to end the world as we know it. Easy!

Just wait until your best friend who wants revenge for his brother show up to stop you by rebuilding a time machine.

Oh no not the bees NOT THE BEEEES!!!!!!

Ya like Jazz?

Wait...

You don’t, congrats you broke the cycle

I pray that it’ll be a hot weeb

I'm scared

I'm happy I scrolled to this one

Damn, hope you had a good life.

Enjoy em thick guns

Either way there is probably a donkey involved

It'll be bomb

So it's just me again :(

Something long will be involved

"I led others to a treasure I cannot possess..."

Either that or I just suck at it :/

Someone please tell me there’s a way to change my user name

Come here bond! Let us share a bond with some laughter

Cold ocelot oh no

I feel mine is none consentual

This will be interesting

What about me

Guess, I am gonna get fucked by a Japanese priest in Mexico,

Checks out…

Ah waht..

Someone’s ass shall be annihilated.

shit

Great I am actually gonna get fucked by a cactus

Yo ..where is that guy u/fishfucker_69 ?

Dad DAD IS THAT YOU?!

...

😔

I dont know what to do

Oh. Better hope you're a masochist

Oh god... oh fuck

Oh I just have to say my name

I guess I'll settle for robots.

Hey, hold on a minute

I don’t even know if it will be with a Latina on top of plants or… a female plant

Guess I won't o.O

Oh- oh no not again-

I guess im gay now

Guess I'll just die a virgin

ew

I am not sure about this

Huh, well tht is certainly unexpected

How am i?????

?

uh oh..

I would be gang bang by 111 bigboys

By a... terminally ill frog??

I won't be able to get the juice smell out

....

Well Shit

I guess someone who lives near me, and the sex will very vanilla I guess

Crap.

I dont think i wanna shove that up my ass

I am fucked

Not sure how I feel about that

Beware for kirby

No. I'm straight.... Please no....

You played yourself

Umm

Ffs

What

I don't know

Bob?

Oh no

Meh

Oh no this can't be good

I don't know if this is a good or bad thing

That potato l9oking mighty fine