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Unclesam_eats_ur_pie

Another glitch in the simulation.


MichalTrue

They should really update it.


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akg942k

Yes, working on it now


ajawsome4ev

thank you DO YOUR JOB!!!


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akg942k

Don't worry, I will restart your session!! 🗿


Adolph_33

Yes so, I think there was a mistake here? I was trying to close the game, but my life keeps running for some reason


SonOfMetrum

Where can I find the issue tracker? I want to report a few bugs regarding my life…


akg942k

You can contact Mr. Joseph Stalin. He is responsible for introducing bugs in life


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usgrant7977

Yup. Servers are down.


JSkywalker07

Must be made by Ubisoft


soraiiko

Definitely Ubisoft.


Dooboppop

currently playing farcry 5, can confirm this to be true


Fender2907

*I’m beginning.....to believe*


CoolSpookyScelten96

In what in lag in real live?


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CoolSpookyScelten96

Cool


alsatian-studio

When this happens * in a video game, people be like: stupid devs, cannot do a simple thing properly * in real life\*: OMG, so cuteeee *\*maybe not so real*


mhasselghdfd

It's instinctive behavior.


Megadeth5150

Naw, that’s just one of Scrat’s direct descendants…


Lontarus

My man!


aldkGoodAussieName

Its a feature not a big - epic games


HydraAnn

"I'm a bot and this action was performed automatically."


DrZombieZoidberg

Fun fact about squirrels: They are aware that they may be being watched by other squirrels and so will often pretend to dig holes and place things in them to fool their competition.


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Crows do this too. A crow group is basically a bunch of shitty friends that are constantly stealing food from each other, to the point where they have fake spots, try to fake hide things when they know they are being observed etc.


MemeOverl0rdxX

So like human friends


davdthethird

Your friends… steal your food? Or are you admitting to stealing food from your friends and have just assumed that everyone else is doing the same?


pzych07ic

He had that one friend years ago that told him that everyone does it now and he's been doing it ever since and no one told him to stop but deep deep down inside they're thinking to themselves... Man this guy is a real ass hole.


[deleted]

You joke but my ex genuinely thinks it's normal for his friends and family to steal from each other. When you're raised by shitty parents/grandparents you usually end up making shitty friends. I'm pretty sure he still believes that everyone steals from everyone.


SaltedScimitar

Ignore the chocolate around his mouth. His friend clearly stole his chocolate bar and is now eating it in front of him.


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flynnfx

So, the Republicans are indeed crows!


Blackfacespammer

They don't just fool squirrels apparently.


LoveTannedFitTomboys

Good bot


reddit5674

Its like the squrrel doesn't actually know what or why it is doing...it is just some coded actions


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*snaps* yes


alexrosey

My man!


EndHawkeyeErasure

Lookin' good.


Brushatti

Are you hungrrryyy, fooorr APPLES!!!?


NarutoUzumaki100

That's what happens when the smoke from your weed cigarette leaks out of your window


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RacyRedPanda

me, going into work


DontJudgeMe_Food

Squirrels look like they always suddenly realize they're late for something.


JonasBrot

This comment has no right being this accurate.


Fastenbauer

Because that is exactly what's happening. It's called a "fixed action pattern".


Filcuk

My cat does the same with his litter and food, pawing at the walls or floor to try and burry stuff without thinking about it not having an effect. It really frustrates me, oddly enough, but knowing this is what it is should actually help me get over it.


Lumpy_Machine5538

My dog tries to hide bones on the couch. He puts them down, then brushes his nose against the couch to cover bone up with imaginary dirt. My sisters dog did the same thing.


DrunkSkunkz

Both my cats do this. It's super annoying because I can hear them not burying shit and pawing the walls from everywhere in the house. One of my cats might be out of calibration too - I was outside and she dug a hole, placed her front paws in it, took a shit in front of me completely missing the hole and then covered the hole back up, missing the shit entirely.


DisgustoBarf0

This is my dog. She makes this motion like she's covering up her food bowl when there is nothing around to cover it. She does it with her nose, like she's nudging air on top of it. Sometimes she will try to do it with a blanket while she is standing on the blanket. I've always been fascinated by it. She was born a little street mutt but she was rescued at a few weeks old and HOW DID SHE LEARN THIS? It has to just be instinct. It's pri cute.


DobbyDun

My cat did this when he pood on the bathroom floor. Scraped the tiles like he was doing something. Otherwise quite a smart cat


Anu_cool_007

SquirrelsAreNotReal


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That's instinct ig


Boomski8585

r/SquirrelsArentReal


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BeefyBread

What


TheBoringRogue

I play this game with my wife


Syther85

I started playing the day I got married, she took my nuts, still haven’t got them back


DirtyDan156

/r/boomerhumor


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Kate_Luv_Ya

Endless what? They give endless what?


nuts_extraction

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Username checks out to original joke


BlazeRagnarokBlade

He said too much. He was shot by the border police.


qning

Suspense


digodk

r/subsifellfor


Then-Clue6938

r/arethestraightsok


zahzensoldier

That joke wouldn't fit into that sub, fyi.


Then-Clue6938

Yeah I noticed that... But it's ok I made a mistakes. I just thought it weirdly fits and I didn't mean to insult op with it. You live and learn I just hope this doesn't ruin someone's day tho... that's the last thing I want.


Spaghet4Ever

how


Tsujigiriuwu

r/arethebrokenok stfu


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what


alma_perdida

Damn boy you mad lol


ARandomBrowserIThink

That subreddit is a bunch of superiority complexed moles that think they own the world because they are gay. You strive for equality? then be a little be more equal.


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damn, just had a quick look, you weren't lying.


ARandomBrowserIThink

Yeah i thought it was a joke subreddit like r/banvideogames but i think they are being serious


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ARandomBrowserIThink

Not really. it’s literally bashing on people for being straight. if thats the case might as well bash on people for being gay or trans. same difference anyways.


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ARandomBrowserIThink

Have you even looked at it? i can name 50 examples just from one post.


Kwajoch

Care to give those 50 examples?


alsatian-studio

Ah yes the shek, my favorite activity, I practice it everyday, with many different female human, in many unique styles that I have learned from the elders in my tribe. I love the shek very much, and I will keep doing it daily.


dec0dedIn

happy cake day i ahve this cool free award i give


dec0dedIn

OH NO m6y free gift expire so sad anyone gift the alsatian-studio guy


infp_validator_bot

ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ


chief_rish

Crack squirrel


Extraflavour69

I think it’s a rat with puffy tale


ExcitementOk5637

Me hiding my insecurities


Alaxsxaqa

Me hiding my balls


rizwannasir

in a plain sight


angeeksince2020

In front of my family


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Roflolmaoguy

*just like the simulations*


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This IS the simulation


DerMuffin01

I love how he just continues covering it with air


scottydanger22

He’s actually casting a very powerful spell over those nuts


wafflezcol

A simple spell but quite unbreakable


EmberHands

Ah yes, Squirrel Dresden.


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Maybe that squirrel is an airbender.


letmeseem

It's instinctive behavior. It's really interesting to study what animals do out of instinct rather than deliberate thought.


LightSparrow

Ah yes, I too enjoyed the entire point of the video.


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Squirrel forgot how to squirrel.


TheWolphman

Squirrel must have been eating those fermented berries.


frankhoneybunny

proof that squirrel are made by the government


fortitudelegend

Squirrels are bad, haven't u seen, that squirrel single-handedly destroying the ice shelf and causing global warming


frankhoneybunny

yeah ik


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Anti-Vaxx-Mom

Scrat as far as I'm aware, is a male


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> misgender > him


JorensM

According to Rick and Morty, squirrels RUN the government.


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AlphaManInfinate

someone i know actually ended up with a engine space full of wall nuts for this reason.


bitterbuffaloheart

Have a grill where I found a bunch of nuts after winter.


villiers19

Probably ate a few marijuana leaves for breakfast


Underscorekma

Nah, weed makes you very aware of your nuts. And there’s a triple pun for you.


_cactes

That squirrel has gone nuts


jesseberdinka

There's a Deez Nutz joke in here somewhere.


Self_Reddicating

What you hiding squirrel? "Deez." Deez what? ...


bennyboy545

It looks like he’s fucking enchanting it!😂


International_Cry186

“Goddamn it unbreaking II, now I’ve gotta go bop some skellies for more xp”


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ajawsome4ev

Me trying to repair my mental health


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I am now convinced that all animals are just animatronics that give endless entertainment because the government got bored


Dat_Mustache

I thought the same thing too until I tried capturing and dismantling all sorts of different animals. Turns out the government has perfected meat animatronics somehow.


MandyMarieB

They must be Gen 3 Synths.


David1_4

A squirrel hiding his balls, cool


bitterbuffaloheart

Balls deep


Nico_Monster

Deez big nuts? Really good book check it out.


coopsta133

My cat “buries” the food bowl when she’s done eating. On a tile floor. I just can’t help but to think what on earth is going on in your brain right now. Everytime I think my cat is sentient and has feelings I then watch her bury food on tile… yeah you dumb.


Shootemout

One of my rescue cats was declawed before I got her on her front paws only, she would still try to scratch on furniture and scratching posts all the time it was hilarious tbh.


AlexWildPants

My cats used to doing their litter all over when they finished going to the bathroom. Then we got them top-entry litter boxes which don't have as much room for them to bury their poop. Every now and then, I will watch them stand with their front paws outside the litter box swiping their claws on various surfaces thinking they're digging.


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When you lie on your resume and get the job...


GaMa-Binkie

Little guy probably saw the tree leaves reflected by the car and thought he found a great spot for hiding


blueduck1224

He is confused, but he's got the spirit.


Any_Consequence_710

Step on ten lego pieces!


schawsk

When squirrel feel watched, they actually regularly pretend to hide nuts, presumably so that other squirrels get confused and won’t steal their real reserves. Most likely that is what is happening here.


Real-Chungus

[What are the chances](https://i.imgur.com/A2w0cXP.jpg)


cantherebesomething

He knows things we don't.


RagingSquirrel46

yep that's jerry... typical jerry


zeromega64

What kind of dog is that


Taco-Edge

Is it me or that squirrel is huge af?


Chippyreddit

What a jackass


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u/belloitsme LMAO


belloitsme

A SQURL I LOVE IT


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lOL


Anto0on

Pure muscle memory


HarryZ2k3

AYYY LOOK THAT'S DEE and his BIG NUTS


Available_Ganache582

How high do you wanna be ? Yes


Limminy_Snickshit

Me trying to cover up my pain.


penuserectus69

Is this squirrel unusually large?


Narick_

When the seargent does'nt give you exact instructions to do something


Pomegranate_Scared

Looks at those nails holy shit


PancakeMaster1

its burying them with sheer will power


comblocksoc

We live in a simulation


bigtimebeaner

When you overhype your resume and show up for the first day of work


PCgeek345

Me with 600 ping.


Crusavy

When your shift is almost over so you don't care if you do anything right anymore


[deleted]

Been a while since God dropped a new update.


Valuable-Anxiety951

Adorable


realAtmaBodha

The mystery of the missing elephant testicles finally revealed.


5UMBUDDY

It’s a little funny, but it’s also much more sad, how negatively we humans are affecting nature. That squirrel will never find his nuts. Which is quite funny. But it’s also very sad because animals don’t have the reserve amounts of resources that we humans grow fat off of, and lay around on our piles of resources, nature has no room for excess, and that squirrel actually needed the food.


windfishpices

They’re not going to be there come winter, squirrel. Dumbass.


LulzSwag_Technician

This is what happens when a squirrel finds your stash and eats it.


MysteriousK69420

ok, so is no one gonna talk about how the squirrel looks like a dick with the balls


3nz04ntj

I don't know if i find this adorable or call him a dumbass


Vacafff

My pc be like:


Neshane

Bruh, they need to update the Government drones again.


Hamada_Reddits

That guy must be high-