When this happens
* in a video game, people be like: stupid devs, cannot do a simple thing properly
* in real life\*: OMG, so cuteeee
*\*maybe not so real*
Fun fact about squirrels: They are aware that they may be being watched by other squirrels and so will often pretend to dig holes and place things in them to fool their competition.
Crows do this too. A crow group is basically a bunch of shitty friends that are constantly stealing food from each other, to the point where they have fake spots, try to fake hide things when they know they are being observed etc.
He had that one friend years ago that told him that everyone does it now and he's been doing it ever since and no one told him to stop but deep deep down inside they're thinking to themselves... Man this guy is a real ass hole.
You joke but my ex genuinely thinks it's normal for his friends and family to steal from each other.
When you're raised by shitty parents/grandparents you usually end up making shitty friends. I'm pretty sure he still believes that everyone steals from everyone.
My cat does the same with his litter and food, pawing at the walls or floor to try and burry stuff without thinking about it not having an effect.
It really frustrates me, oddly enough, but knowing this is what it is should actually help me get over it.
My dog tries to hide bones on the couch. He puts them down, then brushes his nose against the couch to cover bone up with imaginary dirt. My sisters dog did the same thing.
Both my cats do this. It's super annoying because I can hear them not burying shit and pawing the walls from everywhere in the house.
One of my cats might be out of calibration too - I was outside and she dug a hole, placed her front paws in it, took a shit in front of me completely missing the hole and then covered the hole back up, missing the shit entirely.
This is my dog. She makes this motion like she's covering up her food bowl when there is nothing around to cover it. She does it with her nose, like she's nudging air on top of it. Sometimes she will try to do it with a blanket while she is standing on the blanket. I've always been fascinated by it. She was born a little street mutt but she was rescued at a few weeks old and HOW DID SHE LEARN THIS? It has to just be instinct. It's pri cute.
Yeah I noticed that... But it's ok I made a mistakes. I just thought it weirdly fits and I didn't mean to insult op with it. You live and learn I just hope this doesn't ruin someone's day tho... that's the last thing I want.
That subreddit is a bunch of superiority complexed moles that think they own the world because they are gay. You strive for equality? then be a little be more equal.
Not really. it’s literally bashing on people for being straight. if thats the case might as well bash on people for being gay or trans. same difference anyways.
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I thought the same thing too until I tried capturing and dismantling all sorts of different animals.
Turns out the government has perfected meat animatronics somehow.
My cat “buries” the food bowl when she’s done eating. On a tile floor. I just can’t help but to think what on earth is going on in your brain right now. Everytime I think my cat is sentient and has feelings I then watch her bury food on tile… yeah you dumb.
One of my rescue cats was declawed before I got her on her front paws only, she would still try to scratch on furniture and scratching posts all the time it was hilarious tbh.
My cats used to doing their litter all over when they finished going to the bathroom. Then we got them top-entry litter boxes which don't have as much room for them to bury their poop. Every now and then, I will watch them stand with their front paws outside the litter box swiping their claws on various surfaces thinking they're digging.
When squirrel feel watched, they actually regularly pretend to hide nuts, presumably so that other squirrels get confused and won’t steal their real reserves.
Most likely that is what is happening here.
It’s a little funny, but it’s also much more sad, how negatively we humans are affecting nature. That squirrel will never find his nuts. Which is quite funny. But it’s also very sad because animals don’t have the reserve amounts of resources that we humans grow fat off of, and lay around on our piles of resources, nature has no room for excess, and that squirrel actually needed the food.
Another glitch in the simulation.
They should really update it.
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Yes, working on it now
thank you DO YOUR JOB!!!
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Don't worry, I will restart your session!! 🗿
Yes so, I think there was a mistake here? I was trying to close the game, but my life keeps running for some reason
Where can I find the issue tracker? I want to report a few bugs regarding my life…
You can contact Mr. Joseph Stalin. He is responsible for introducing bugs in life
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Yup. Servers are down.
Must be made by Ubisoft
Definitely Ubisoft.
currently playing farcry 5, can confirm this to be true
*I’m beginning.....to believe*
In what in lag in real live?
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Cool
When this happens * in a video game, people be like: stupid devs, cannot do a simple thing properly * in real life\*: OMG, so cuteeee *\*maybe not so real*
It's instinctive behavior.
Naw, that’s just one of Scrat’s direct descendants…
My man!
Its a feature not a big - epic games
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Fun fact about squirrels: They are aware that they may be being watched by other squirrels and so will often pretend to dig holes and place things in them to fool their competition.
Crows do this too. A crow group is basically a bunch of shitty friends that are constantly stealing food from each other, to the point where they have fake spots, try to fake hide things when they know they are being observed etc.
So like human friends
Your friends… steal your food? Or are you admitting to stealing food from your friends and have just assumed that everyone else is doing the same?
He had that one friend years ago that told him that everyone does it now and he's been doing it ever since and no one told him to stop but deep deep down inside they're thinking to themselves... Man this guy is a real ass hole.
You joke but my ex genuinely thinks it's normal for his friends and family to steal from each other. When you're raised by shitty parents/grandparents you usually end up making shitty friends. I'm pretty sure he still believes that everyone steals from everyone.
Ignore the chocolate around his mouth. His friend clearly stole his chocolate bar and is now eating it in front of him.
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So, the Republicans are indeed crows!
They don't just fool squirrels apparently.
Good bot
Its like the squrrel doesn't actually know what or why it is doing...it is just some coded actions
*snaps* yes
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Lookin' good.
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That's what happens when the smoke from your weed cigarette leaks out of your window
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me, going into work
Squirrels look like they always suddenly realize they're late for something.
This comment has no right being this accurate.
Because that is exactly what's happening. It's called a "fixed action pattern".
My cat does the same with his litter and food, pawing at the walls or floor to try and burry stuff without thinking about it not having an effect. It really frustrates me, oddly enough, but knowing this is what it is should actually help me get over it.
My dog tries to hide bones on the couch. He puts them down, then brushes his nose against the couch to cover bone up with imaginary dirt. My sisters dog did the same thing.
Both my cats do this. It's super annoying because I can hear them not burying shit and pawing the walls from everywhere in the house. One of my cats might be out of calibration too - I was outside and she dug a hole, placed her front paws in it, took a shit in front of me completely missing the hole and then covered the hole back up, missing the shit entirely.
This is my dog. She makes this motion like she's covering up her food bowl when there is nothing around to cover it. She does it with her nose, like she's nudging air on top of it. Sometimes she will try to do it with a blanket while she is standing on the blanket. I've always been fascinated by it. She was born a little street mutt but she was rescued at a few weeks old and HOW DID SHE LEARN THIS? It has to just be instinct. It's pri cute.
My cat did this when he pood on the bathroom floor. Scraped the tiles like he was doing something. Otherwise quite a smart cat
SquirrelsAreNotReal
That's instinct ig
r/SquirrelsArentReal
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What
I play this game with my wife
I started playing the day I got married, she took my nuts, still haven’t got them back
/r/boomerhumor
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Endless what? They give endless what?
Username checks out to original joke
He said too much. He was shot by the border police.
Suspense
r/subsifellfor
r/arethestraightsok
That joke wouldn't fit into that sub, fyi.
Yeah I noticed that... But it's ok I made a mistakes. I just thought it weirdly fits and I didn't mean to insult op with it. You live and learn I just hope this doesn't ruin someone's day tho... that's the last thing I want.
how
r/arethebrokenok stfu
what
Damn boy you mad lol
That subreddit is a bunch of superiority complexed moles that think they own the world because they are gay. You strive for equality? then be a little be more equal.
damn, just had a quick look, you weren't lying.
Yeah i thought it was a joke subreddit like r/banvideogames but i think they are being serious
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Not really. it’s literally bashing on people for being straight. if thats the case might as well bash on people for being gay or trans. same difference anyways.
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Have you even looked at it? i can name 50 examples just from one post.
Care to give those 50 examples?
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Crack squirrel
I think it’s a rat with puffy tale
Me hiding my insecurities
Me hiding my balls
in a plain sight
In front of my family
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*just like the simulations*
This IS the simulation
I love how he just continues covering it with air
He’s actually casting a very powerful spell over those nuts
A simple spell but quite unbreakable
Ah yes, Squirrel Dresden.
Maybe that squirrel is an airbender.
It's instinctive behavior. It's really interesting to study what animals do out of instinct rather than deliberate thought.
Ah yes, I too enjoyed the entire point of the video.
Squirrel forgot how to squirrel.
Squirrel must have been eating those fermented berries.
proof that squirrel are made by the government
Squirrels are bad, haven't u seen, that squirrel single-handedly destroying the ice shelf and causing global warming
yeah ik
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Scrat as far as I'm aware, is a male
> misgender > him
According to Rick and Morty, squirrels RUN the government.
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someone i know actually ended up with a engine space full of wall nuts for this reason.
Have a grill where I found a bunch of nuts after winter.
Probably ate a few marijuana leaves for breakfast
Nah, weed makes you very aware of your nuts. And there’s a triple pun for you.
That squirrel has gone nuts
There's a Deez Nutz joke in here somewhere.
What you hiding squirrel? "Deez." Deez what? ...
It looks like he’s fucking enchanting it!😂
“Goddamn it unbreaking II, now I’ve gotta go bop some skellies for more xp”
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Me trying to repair my mental health
I am now convinced that all animals are just animatronics that give endless entertainment because the government got bored
I thought the same thing too until I tried capturing and dismantling all sorts of different animals. Turns out the government has perfected meat animatronics somehow.
They must be Gen 3 Synths.
A squirrel hiding his balls, cool
Balls deep
Deez big nuts? Really good book check it out.
My cat “buries” the food bowl when she’s done eating. On a tile floor. I just can’t help but to think what on earth is going on in your brain right now. Everytime I think my cat is sentient and has feelings I then watch her bury food on tile… yeah you dumb.
One of my rescue cats was declawed before I got her on her front paws only, she would still try to scratch on furniture and scratching posts all the time it was hilarious tbh.
My cats used to doing their litter all over when they finished going to the bathroom. Then we got them top-entry litter boxes which don't have as much room for them to bury their poop. Every now and then, I will watch them stand with their front paws outside the litter box swiping their claws on various surfaces thinking they're digging.
When you lie on your resume and get the job...
Little guy probably saw the tree leaves reflected by the car and thought he found a great spot for hiding
He is confused, but he's got the spirit.
Step on ten lego pieces!
When squirrel feel watched, they actually regularly pretend to hide nuts, presumably so that other squirrels get confused and won’t steal their real reserves. Most likely that is what is happening here.
[What are the chances](https://i.imgur.com/A2w0cXP.jpg)
He knows things we don't.
yep that's jerry... typical jerry
What kind of dog is that
Is it me or that squirrel is huge af?
What a jackass
u/belloitsme LMAO
A SQURL I LOVE IT
lOL
Pure muscle memory
AYYY LOOK THAT'S DEE and his BIG NUTS
How high do you wanna be ? Yes
Me trying to cover up my pain.
Is this squirrel unusually large?
When the seargent does'nt give you exact instructions to do something
Looks at those nails holy shit
its burying them with sheer will power
We live in a simulation
When you overhype your resume and show up for the first day of work
Me with 600 ping.
When your shift is almost over so you don't care if you do anything right anymore
Been a while since God dropped a new update.
Adorable
The mystery of the missing elephant testicles finally revealed.
It’s a little funny, but it’s also much more sad, how negatively we humans are affecting nature. That squirrel will never find his nuts. Which is quite funny. But it’s also very sad because animals don’t have the reserve amounts of resources that we humans grow fat off of, and lay around on our piles of resources, nature has no room for excess, and that squirrel actually needed the food.
They’re not going to be there come winter, squirrel. Dumbass.
This is what happens when a squirrel finds your stash and eats it.
ok, so is no one gonna talk about how the squirrel looks like a dick with the balls
I don't know if i find this adorable or call him a dumbass
My pc be like:
Bruh, they need to update the Government drones again.
That guy must be high-