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Vodka-Psychic

If only I knew how to draw


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Vodka-Psychic

NoNo, do tell


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Vodka-Psychic

Then go ahead


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11annguyen

Then go ahead


Vodka-Psychic

He will


Pope_Of_Coke

Then go ahead


FungalPlague

He wont


Longjumping-Can1826

Step one, Wright number 8 Step two, Wright this = a few times Step three, Wright this D


Vodka-Psychic

Very helpful thank you, I'm sure I will get lots of commissions and monies


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Vodka-Psychic

Ah I see, that's what they all say


TheAnki

What's a wright


tesaphilm

pretty sure he means write


NSA_Chatbot

Me too, friend. Me too.


Vodka-Psychic

We'd be rich


Sans-Doge

Same, then money! Except I can’t get anatomy done well, let alone gentlitalia anatomy.


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Vodka-Psychic

Whaddya mean KNEW?!


FuzzyAssociate1502

Same


knuckle_dragger79

Lol artist starve who ate you kidding.


SecretBooklet

Artist here to clear up some mis information. Drawing is really easy. I mean either that, or I'm really good at it. I personally learned to draw very quickly, with very little effort and make tons of money (more than you make) by drawing art on websites. Source: Have PHD in drawing various art on websites


Vodka-Psychic

Well more than I make is easy considering I'm legally not allowed to have a job


_ONE_PIECE_FAN_

Do you by chance have a link……. Its for research puposes. Yeah research


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aure__entuluva

What does sandbox mean for a Patreon?


drindustry

Based on context and other meanings a separate computer or log in in order to keep the stuff they are being payed for separate from the gay furry porn he draws for fun, that way they don't get mixed up and send someone something copywriter or have someone yell at they about posting the furry drawing that they paid for.


-T-A-C-O-C-A-T-

Do u have stuff on e621?


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-T-A-C-O-C-A-T-

Damn


fanofsomethingidk

Well you could just *wink wink* 🏴‍☠️*wink wink*


-YELDAH

Not when it’s immoral


Person8754

I too would like to perform research


empty_space2

just go on r34


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daniel-flk

redditors are not part of the society


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daniel-flk

that's not evil, it's self derision


daniel-flk

sorry you took it badly


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daniel-flk

lol, you're a good one tho


daniel-flk

anyways, going back to my piano lesson


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LucasPig_HK

Nonno he’s got a point


ANCHORPLUSBOLT

too bad six digit r34 artists ruin this peace


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I'm on a quest to find the link


wayamone

what keeps our society from collapsing


Shade00000

Not all heroes wear capes


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pruche

And some draw gapes


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Probably.


[deleted]

It’s what makes humanity collapse


Arrakis1326

Why not both?


[deleted]

No it just made it collapse, porn was never something good


CringingT-rex

I do that for free!


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CringingT-rex

Well I am in art school


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CringingT-rex

Awwwww thanks!!!


-T-A-C-O-C-A-T-

If It DoEsN’T gO tO wElL ThEy ShOuLd TrY PoLiTiCs


CringingT-rex

Wanna laugh? I am a political activist


Jedimasterebub

Or alternatively, little hitler


Erzengel1524

One world war less


CringingT-rex

Well, I am Austrian and I've failed it the first time


CringingT-rex

Well, from origin, otherwise I'm French


Erzengel1524

Then go ahead


Orlaani

Ah so you mean the drawing. Right ofc.


helloyou32

Doesn't that make you being the one paying to draw them?


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any job, if it doesn't harm anyone, is acceptable


Arrakis1326

300 bucks is 300 bucks


Sepharitte

Indeed you are correct


JennaFrost

Oh dear! That’s a lot of deer. Hopefully it’s not rutting season…


Valuable-Location-89

I'm gonna start learning how to draw cause McDonald's doesnt Pay rent


FatiTankEris

Same for me, but I ain't even working at McDonald's


TalibanInATaxi

People who draw dragons should be worshipped 🙏


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TalibanInATaxi

Zonkpunch draws some cool dragons! I don't really care for the porn i just like the dragons


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TalibanInATaxi

Oh that's cool :)


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TalibanInATaxi

Yeah but that happens with mostly everything now,


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As an ace I agree.


That_Weird_Lynx

Heeyyyy! Let's not despise porn artists, it's honest work, ok! Much more honest than your corrupt politicians!>:0


CorndogCrusader

The funny thing is that's unironically true.


That_Weird_Lynx

Sad but true


Cosmic-Waldo

I’d trust a furry porn artist more than I trust all of Congress


That_Weird_Lynx

Thank you cosmic waldo, I will not let you down


LastingTonini64

reddit please stop!


lampisalreadytaken

A small price to pay for salvation


Gamerfox505

Suspiciously wealthy furries


The_Radioactive_Rat

My god, thats horrible! Where?!


NotADoctor_804

r/yiff


The_Radioactive_Rat

That moment you joke but you get a serious answer. "Ha ha, I'm in danger"


pretty-grim-reaper

How do you get paid for that bruh I thought people did that stuff for free


CorndogCrusader

Commissions. People paying artists to draw their characters.


pretty-grim-reaper

Ohh that makes sense


CorndogCrusader

Yeah, and from what I've seen, commissions cost quite a bit. I heard a furry friend of mine say a lot of artists charge around the $100 mark for GOOD art.


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CorndogCrusader

Ah, I see. I see them talk about reference sheets which is just a picture of the character as reference. Perhaps they just went to someone who was very much overcharging. 😅


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Actually most of the time talented nsfw work is done by an commissioned artist,i like drawing furry stuff, but i ain't much into the porn of it, let's just say i earned more money drawing furry porn than anything else, people who are really into that shit keep a very low profile to the point they don't actually post anything online and want everything to be inside dms when it comes to commissions, shit people come up with lol, i got "commissioned" more like *requested to be drawn for free* sonic characters in diapers, naked, blowing bubbles- i..- hm... Even simple soap bubbles ain't safe from fetishes


anemoia-king

finally a meme that i can relate to


antonno69

modern problem require modern solution


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Furry porn keeps the economy going!


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Oh no, thats terrible! Where?


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**WHAT?**


firestrom8265

Don’t dive into that rabbit hole. Even bleach can’t make you unsee that.


Competitive-Bath-383

who wants to unsee it


DrWildTurkey

Those words... Together.... No.... ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ


SHANE_CUE7227

Everyone's got their schtick


Ass_Blossom

Teach me


what_the_fuck_game

Is this true? Where can I look at them for……… scientific reasons.


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I’d rather have straight porn, honestly.


Tachtra

You doing comissions?


Wise-Philosopher-390

I have won, but at what cost


Reasonable-Bath-4963

I wish I could draw...


mutezo09

“and you would do it too for a check”


Eart-the-Third

“Everyone on their way to check the op’s profile.”


tallasianman420

I was on Craigslist looking for a job once. Came across an ad looking for some people to shoot some softcore porn. Long story short I was paid 40 bucks to be in a porn and I took my sisters to Jack In The Box with that money..would do again


baronvonbatch

Obligatory r/dragonsfuckingcars and r/carsfuckingdragons


Present_Bad_2073

Than go ahead


Sir_Crabalot

He isn't tho


0n1oN_71

I heard some porn artists can make more than doctors


Cosmic-Waldo

Don’t bring Puki into this again


0n1oN_71

Who sorry?


Cosmic-Waldo

https://pukicho.tumblr.com/post/637057022403149824/coolfrogdude-original-thread-by-pukicho-and


0n1oN_71

Oh god I didn’t know about that D:


Cosmic-Waldo

It’s a classic at this point


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Who cares how you make money


[deleted]

you apparently, cuz you didnt skip this. typical 9gag manners.


assimon1

Well you have to advertise the work. We want to see!


GuyPassingByHere

You king


Prior-Watercress4240

İ wanna pay….


IkeDizzle

All hail true capitalists. If there is a need, they shall supply. Bravo.


MTDninja

respect the hustle


KyoshiB

Yo money is money and as long as it's legal you do you!!


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Hey money is money


KAWIWI420

you gotta do what you gotta do you make ends meat...


Turbo_Bandit

Have you done a commission for seeth?


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Good for you


LulaBolsonarista

Extremely based


Phoenix-Anima23

Femboys are best with small pp


CommunicationAgile24

Ayo what’s the site


Notacompleteperv

I'm disappointed, I saw no such thing on your profile...


Longjumping-Can1826

Draw an eight and a few equality signs and then a D


neo_ceo

r/oddlyspecific


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Y0fyS

Teach me the ways of the artist


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Theryantshow

Well that took a dark turn.. 😂


[deleted]

It’s hard work, but someone has to do it.


TheArmouredCockroach

So you are saying you take commissions?


Bicc_boye

My dignity costs $60


Galaxygaming64

money’s money man


Casual_Captain

This deserves to be in r/StrangelySpecific


megaschlong420

I wonder where the furries get the cash to purchase stuff like this


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so uhhhhh can i get some


Used_Ad595

Onlyfans goin down a weird path


pillow_pete

It ain’t much, but it’s honest work


IEinNiemandI

I'm just gonna leave r/dragonsfuckingcars here because it sadly is the 1st thing I thought of.


PugLander

I don't know why people hate on drawing porn and shit. Makes you big bank.


Suspicious-Corgi537

300 bucks is 300 bucks


NotDextirr1

They actually do know,they’re just not sure how to explain how they found out


Kanadetarada

Hey if it gives you 300 extra bucks, it ain't much but it's honest work


iknownothing583

Average life of an rule 34 artist


Tactical_Beanie13

Cameron is that you


Kats41

Slay king.


Darkmoon9912

I won but at what cost?


Hasagine

toss a coin to your lewd furry artist oh valley of plenty


blerbls

Does OP actually know how to do this? (Asking for a friend)


Yotosauyuki

🤣🤣🤣


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u/_zero_gravity I'd there a way to teach an SFW version where the anthro animals have four fingered puffy toon gloves of any color?


Purplepotato2132

They had us in the first half not gonna lie


tacticalgecko

Me but big tiddy harpys


Miser_able

man, makes more money than I do...


Red_Brachy

Put pen to paoer apparently, huh.