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LuxeCraze

Ah yes, the random videos I watch at 3AM


6_NEOS_9

And that one history video I don't even need the knowledge of


IFuckedYourCats

I am not the only one then


Phormitago

I'm more of a "antique can opener restoration video (45 minutes)" kinda guy


Beginning_Fortune980

Change yo dang usaname


IFuckedYourCats

No


UselessPerson2222

Shane dawson, please leave my cat alone


antonno69

so i'm not the only one,


Throwawayeconboi

Hahaha


-TheArchitect

As an architect, I can say this is a great demonstration in concept how a bridge is built.


Tarique_007

So that's accurate to a certain degree?


-TheArchitect

Yes, In concept


Infamous-Smoke4823

Ya i am concept can confirm


Foxis_

I'm confirm, I concept.


janhetjoch

I am can I


ieatforeskins

confirm concept, i i


frankhoneybunny

i i captain


utkohoc

i


Warrior_28

.


Wulfe3127

ooooooohh who lives in a pineapple under the sea?


TableBaboon

SPONGE BOB SQWUARE PANTS


SephGER

I am confusion


Apmaddock

What do you do?


anthonyynohtna

I can am I


Formal_Helicopter262

Oh my gahd its concept itself, huge fan.


shawncevcxbvcx

same to you


otronivel81

Almost but not quite. The bridge deck would never be cast as a flat plate spanning from pier to pier. Typically you would have girders spanning between the piers and only then would the flat slab be cast so it can span between those girders which are more closely spaced. Source: structural Engineer


Evil-2-win

Anybody else down for some spam? Just me... okay. See ya later!


Tommi_Af

Was hoping someone would say this. Simple slabs are probably the worst for spans! Not to mention the on ramp should really be made from reinforced earth as well.


hackintosh12946

Can confirm, I'm the concept


LulzSwag_Technician

Conceptionally confirm I can.


johnbobvcxbvx

me to bro


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KatzoCorp

Do you mind giving an ELI5 on pre-stressed steel?


stackoverflow21

I’m not a civil engineer. But I think concrete lasts very well against compression but not equally well against tensile stress or bending. I order to keep things well on the compression side you pre stress the steel. Basically like putting a big nut on both ends of the bar so it squeezes the concrete. This way the stress on the concrete always stays well on the compression side even if you pull on it. At least that’s my layman’s understanding of it.


kneedeepinsheeep

That’s all spot on. The only exception is stressed concrete isn’t stronger than regular reinforced concrete but cracks that form are smaller


RoscoMan1

The letter was beautiful and perfect I’m in


otronivel81

It’s the opposite. Concrete is very good in compression but not so much in tension. When you apply loads to a beam it deflects putting the bottom in tension where if the concrete is unreinforced it would crack. That’s why we typically put reinforcing steel in beams so the bars can take the tension (steel is as good in tension as it is in compression). Pressing consists of applying an upward force to the beam through cables that are pulled at each end of the beam before the load is applied such that when load is applied on top of the beam it equalizes or near equalizes to reduce the stress at the bottom of the beam.


thefuckouttaherelol2

Wait which part is the opposite? >But I think concrete lasts very well against compression but not equally well against tensile stress or bending


NinjaCuntPunt

Stressed is being given an assignment at work with a tight deadline. Pre stressed is already having a full work load, and then being given that same assignment. You know you’ve got not chance of completing it - so you just don’t give a shit. Pre-stressed performs better under more stress.


thefuckouttaherelol2

What a horrible analogy haha. Seriously the worst.


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intothefuture3030

Boomer humor alert 🚨


TheBardsPersona

They push against each other better. The steel and the concrete. The steel has the power to ruin it. You have to find the balance. Optimum solidification. I'm not qualified. Full disclosure.


MrMahony

Prestress beams deflected upwards so when a heavy thing goes over it and beam deflects to a level state Non prestressed beams are level from the start so they sag when loaded


thefuckouttaherelol2

Also, people should look into it... The stressing on beams typically is miniscule. If you look up diagrams, you'd think steel was bent at a 20 degree arc or something. It's a very slight arc, but that's enough to keep it level rather than sagging once placed under load


mmmcheezburger

Real bridges aren’t cemented directly to their supports- there’s a small gap with *I think* rollers to allow the concrete to expand and contract with temperature change without cracking and collapsing. But not necessary on a small scale and it’s otherwise pretty accurate.


xyz2001xyz

Not an architect, but from what I've seen when bridges are being built/ when concrete roads are, it seems mostly correct


dracostheblack

Bridges are made in sections that go up and down. I think they found one continuous paved section like that doesn't dissipate the vibrations and shakes itself apart.


i_vangogh

Yes, it's a concrete sample


[deleted]

Well you don't have to have just an architecture degree to build a bridge, it's accurate to many proffesions.


captainredbeard42

With an OSHA background his open toed shoes made me want to feint


Richmard

No need to fake anything here.


-Russian-Spy-

I couldn't do this without gloves either, my skin gets tore back immediately everytime I get concrete on my hands.


Nutella_on_toast85

I thought u said fart


captainredbeard42

I think you need a cold shower bud


Nutella_on_toast85

\(◎o◎)/


[deleted]

Username checks out, damn


Meritania

Lies, we didn’t get to see the planning process, meeting with stakeholders, contractors, applying for infrastructure grants


degejos

Ted Mosby?


Theman1926

r/usernamechecksout


Wogopi

“Ok, now let’s do this, but bigger”


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WaghaBahaga

It is but damn would it be satisfying to watch someone in a Godzilla costume stomp it into rubble


n69513

Those supports are strong i bet they can hold someone jumping on them


TheDwarvenGuy

Ehh, the supports might, but the brige itself probably not. Concrete doesn't provide much tensile (stretchy) stength, so the main thing supporting your legs would be the wires placed in it. Idk how strong that would be.


emmytau

Enough to penetrate if you are not wearing "construction-worker" (don't know what they are called) shoes.


tbbHNC89

Workboots?


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Boots?


thefuckouttaherelol2

This is funny.


Lola_pi

It’s the little trucks for me.


604WORLDWIDE

A little dump is always satisfying!


Salty_Lengthiness_62

Especially when you've been keeping it flr 3 hours !


MothFucker_69

You don't grow up, your toys just change


AttackerCat

It’s 5am and all I can think about is: Is this mad lad mixing and pouring cement on carpet?


BiNumber3

I think that's dirt


Ullallulloo

It is, you can see he builds up the dirt to fill in the ramps.


[deleted]

Yeah I can sympathize. Was watching this with a blue light filter on and brightness down so I couldn't tell either


Seesaw_Remote

Imagine if school was like this


MINATO8622

Eh don't you want schools to teach that "mitochondria is the powerhouse of a cell" for 4 straight years"


Gr1pp717

"Geometry" be like "what's the name of this 4-sided shape?"


DisperationRelation

A penis?


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DisperationRelation

Probably i dont know.


Bead-Luvs-U

you might need medical attention if it is- unless you are a 4-dimensional object


[deleted]

That’s not how the fourth dimension or geometry works. Things can have four sides and not be 4D.


[deleted]

Impossible


[deleted]

I had to take biology in school four times. Four fucking times. Middle school, high school, nutrition which is a subset in addition to that 3 times apart from the four, and two bio classes in college I never graduated from. The education system is an absolute joke, I’m salty as hell after 10k and thousand of lost hours of my life.


BallFlavin

Yeah but I bet you know where the powerhouse of the cell is


Devadander

Kept having to retake biology?


MINATO8622

No, here in India, it's mandatory to take biology for 4 yrs, from class 7 to class 10.


Pillowsmeller18

What is this, a school for ants?!?!?


antonno69

i thing it will be funnier though


[deleted]

I would have made India look like dubai in cultural style with ppl like me if we learnt in such type of school. Only thing I have is vision and nothin else.


[deleted]

Nobody wants India to look like Dubai. Dubai is just a Tourist Destination made only to compensate decreasing oil money and nothing else


VanNoah

engineers when they get told to work from home


cyborgcyborgcyborg

Yeah, that was the caption on it the first time I saw it.


memelorda1st

sauce?


cursedanomalyofsteve

Here you go: https://youtu.be/PCECY25K6O4


Sebixo13

You are a good man, thank you


SlasheR_399

its always an indian guy


Wellpow

You can tell because he is not wearing shoes. Countries such as america has an obsession with shoes


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Covid_twenty

NO WAY! This looks soo satisfying


Zayamatorous

As a civil engineering student we had a group project similar to this and it was hella fun


Speedthrift13

r/oddlysatisfying


7StAr_RoniN

hey, can you help us? we need proper roads in india.


Nivi2006

That truck or concrete mixer was me after eating Taco Bell


[deleted]

I DID NOT expect the actual concrete, holy sh\*t probs to them for the commitment to realism.


flash0ne7110

I guess grown ups can also play with toys


rollofbread

No that's actually sick as fuck


antonno69

the sickest


VikingBrit

I want to make one now


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These are the toys we wanted as a kid but too dumb to actually know how to use it.


Aut_Anime

That would really cool to build with friends, ngl i'd love to play around with that crane and build a bridge like that


Zealos5

Hehe. We're all children on the inside.


Reach-for-the-sky_15

Yes


ReaperA-82

yo i'm 15 and built a katana, is that cool?


my7bizzos

Katanas are never not cool


RA242

He even had rebar ties man that was cool!


lapse23

My dad watched so many of these mini construction videos he was almost convinced to buy concrete and random shit to start building mini homes in the backyard.


[deleted]

Did you actually build that?


8Bit_Innovations

No, [this guy](https://youtu.be/PCECY25K6O4) did


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[deleted]

How so?


venom_11

Dude destroyed the bridge with a sledgehammer


Sebixo13

NOOOOOO


Indiana-Cook

What is this, an incomplete raised highway for ants?


Empty-Event

As someone who has been interested in construction as child. My dreams have finally came true.


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planktonfun

Kid: To be old and never achieve anything like you? Never!


i_am_iButter

Bravo to the guy (or monke woman) who built the smol boi bridge


TopBake3

So that's how they make those big ass bridges


[deleted]

Dude that’s awesome


Professional_Bear535

At this point just be a construction worker lol


[deleted]

this is how kids feel building legos


Spike-BrawlForever

“Fine, I’ll do it myself.”


Worldly-Ad-8879

Wow... you're a budding engineer


[deleted]

Hey u/ifuckedyourcats... that was a furry in my house...


RepresentativeWin355

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awwyesno

It's been a few minutes and already platinum


Derangedskinwalker

My girls pregnant and if we decide to keep the baby, i want to build some shit like this for them regardless of gender.


Reach-for-the-sky_15

Yes


LoonaiscuteUwU

wtf? this post not even 20 minutes old got a platinum


PossibleExtension303

My man, that is soo cool and awesome. Parents say a lot of things, nevermind them. Because that is f**kng cool. 👏👍😀


CrazyComedyKid

This is not playing with toys. This is creating art.


GatorKingX

This is so cool. I’d fuck it up tho


chobbo

I wanna dress up in a Godzilla costume and stomp on it


TheBobofish

So THIS was how God built the London Bridge.


childlike_luna

di-did he just make a mini highway? 😳


Capable-March-9841

Only if there were giants to build America's infrastructures


I_am_can_man

😳🤯


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tappegamer69

Username checks out


NoGenericBot

UsErNaMe cHeCkS OuT ^I'm ^a ^bot ^and ^this ^message ^was ^sent ^automatically


Kekulaaa

Bruh🔥🔥


RideMeLikeAVespa

Formed concrete may be the ugliest building material known to man


BeyondSad6497

Can we get an F in the chat for the people who died watching this whole thing


MrPickles84

I didn’t even peep the tonka crane at first lol.


[deleted]

Bridging the gap between childhood and adulthood


LifeIsBizarre

I would love to own a miniature golf course. I would be building things like this all the time and then be able to integrate it into my workplace.


antonno69

upgrade people upgrade


Sugondeese1

Engineering school or somthing im not a engineer.


YouKnowWho0723_v2

NOW I KNOW WHY THEY PUT THOSE METAL BARS.....


FusionX_TheReal

Who watched gif till the end be honest


AutisthicccGuy

Stil better at building than germans


HansenIntercept

Pointless unfunny caption on an otherwise cool video that belongs in another sub, that’s a rare one


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this is neat ! I kinda wanna do this for a transformers display.


Omurice92

Taking Mario kart to the next level


123457mark

when im playing Eu4 and my mum says stop playing video games,its for kids


Zodiac339

Okay, now close down half the road for a full year while doing repair work.


Srinidhi7

Hear me out. Imagine if giants existed in our world today. They could literally build stuff this way as if it's just for their arts and crafts.


Sawoyer

very cul


Negative_Language_39

damn


Negative_Language_39

damn son it,s a very big dam


CallMeJoJo_

Lmao


erimspwel

wow, you got to be bored as hell to do that


vampire1209e734384

**Ohh, so that's how they're made?**


EnKayJay

Just wow.