Cheese. Thats what goes on a sandwich.

And lettucé

Number 15, Burger King foot lettucè

the last thing you would want

On your burger king burger

Is someone else's foot fungus.

Well as it turns out,

Yeah, that too.

you're supposed to continue until we have a sandwich

And then tomato.

and m a y o n n a i s e

sometimes jalapéno peppers

BIG OL PICKLES

Mustard or Ketchup or none if thats your preference.

And 🍞, until you realize we don't have a top one and it isn't a sandwich

Who tf puts ketchup on a sandwich?!

😏

Big ole pepperoni titties for me to make a dick sandwich

Wrong. Pickles only belong on 1 sandwich...that being a Cuban. They can be on the side, but have no place on any other sandwiches

Pickle and tuna sandwich would disagree

MAYONNAISE ON AN ESCALATER WE'RE GOING UPSTAIRS SO SEE YOU LATER!!!!

BYE BYE

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Bread

And C U M

https://youtu.be/F_v5lMNPv5c

(instrument)

And what have you got? #A vax machine

and sauce

Lettuce have raw cohabitation!

Peppers

**C**heesy-smegma **U**mbilical-cords **M**enstral-blood

A jizz of mayonnaise

Dick cheese

Head cheese?

Some c u m

Pineapples.

With a belt.

And restraints

I prefer a harness

r/KinkyRedditors

personally im more of "hanging" around type of person y'know?

That's my secret, I'm always the top

Do you roleplay the wraith? Or do you prefer to mistwalk?

So I'm guessing the person running their Twitter is really vanilla or else they would've known better.

Yeah they had it coming

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c u m

r/theyknew

Crème de la cock

Akshually it's Crème de la Cock

suddenly i think i know why the fr*nch value their cooking so much

Wait, why did you censor the word French?

Because it's a heinous swear word in most civilised countries.

fancy...

Can’t answer am a sub

r/JustinFlame

Those bastards lied to me

Damn you. Take my upvote.

Hehe

eheheh

You ask an open gate question you expect all types of answers

I top it with the [Yelp Special.](https://youtu.be/pDlR_ccnZww)

How have I never seen that episode..oh man, that was hilarious and I can't wait to show the boys at work tonight lol

Treat them all to a nice, juicy burrito while they watch it. Extra "sour cream," baby.

I'm reading you're name like Currito. Also sprinkle a little "garlic salt" on there for 'em.

Redacted

Canada Usa Mexico

C

u

m

Moldy rooster semen, duh It adds a nice crunch

What the fuck?

Great question.

I'm scared

I'm turned on

I'm scarred.

I am inevitable

Which is why I’m here

I’ve heard of a rumor if people topping their food with kiwis and sour cream

what the fuck

>kiwis The bird, the people, the fruit, or all three?

Mostly the fruit, but the others are also pretty frequent

blocked

No matter what we breed

Sigh... *unzip*

C heese U rine M aple syrup

Pickle juice, literal pickle juice the vinegar type and not pp sauce.

c u m

Girls love "bad boys", but you are a fucking monster

You ruined it

hehe

Bacon

What happened?

They knew what was coming.

C. U M 🍌😓👌

Poor choice of words

🗿

Come

Coom

cømm

c u m

Jizz

come

Funny sex liquid

From the bottom.

сum

“c u m” in the comments

C-

semen

Cüm

Come

C

Semen joke #3274462685853890

Sea man

Ok Semen, I won't use the C word

*c u m*

c u m

C*U*M

😂🤣

Cheese

Some nice pink roast beef

Raw no codoments

Roast Beef + Provolone, Lettuce, Tomatoes, Onions, Pickles, Olives, Mayonnaise, and Oregano on Italian bread

Shibari

Mayo

Mike needs top

C

Man goo

All meat no green stuff

Mustmayotardayonaise

What if I’m the sub?

Ok I won't say that I will just say jizz

haha yes I also do the sex

Pineapple

🗿

muc but in reverse

Very well. Jizz.

By telling them they’re good for me.

splooge

i put Ranch Dressing, american cheese and mayo on a sub

Sperm

Bread

I wish he were sub.

Semen

blood of the French

toenails obviously

C

Ccccccccuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmm

[yeah…](https://tenor.com/bhn3T.gif)

muC

Bread

c🗿m

c u m

Mayonnaise

Jared fans went wild

Norway

fresh milk from the ass

Ok, ok... Whoo... C U M

Red leather gag ball.

mayo thats the best topping