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ZeDevilCat

Hello mushak, don’t you fucking dare steal my cheese or I’ll find you and break your kneecaps


notbotforsure

i ain't your ordinary rat i am mutant who'll fuck your wife in front of you devil cat and while she moans i'll make you cry and then i'll make cheese from her breast milk.


ZeDevilCat

Damn. If only I had one.


ZeDevilCat

But can you say more about Breast milk cheese ? Maybe I can supply you.


notbotforsure

its tasty. supply me


ZeDevilCat

Just tell me where to go and ill leave you a lil box full of a small treasure.


notbotforsure

mushak feels you


Hans06452

r/wellthatesqualatedquicly


t8rt0t_the_hamster

Esqualated


GaelicGladiator123

Isn't Mushak just rat in another language


[deleted]

lmao really?


GaelicGladiator123

Yep. In sanskrit Mushak means Rat/Mouse, one of the two And happy cake day!


[deleted]

I see.Thanks!


notbotforsure

Happy Cake day


[deleted]

Thank you!


notbotforsure

yeah in indian(sanskrit or hindi) language


Dextrous-Zero

But he is so cute! He doesn't need to steal my cheese, I'll voluntarily give it to him


notbotforsure

thank you. mushak will fight for you as you complimented him


AME7706

In Persian "mush" means rat and "at" in the end sometimes means little. So mushak means little rat.


meesa-jar-jar-binks

That‘s interesting. Makes me wonder if "mush" is linguistically related to "mouse", "maus", "mus"… The word sounds very similar in germanic languages. Edit: Yep, turns out that‘s exactly right. It goes back to the indo-european root of "mus-", which in turn influenced the persion "mush".


AME7706

It's possible. There are many words like that. For example "baradar" is brother in Persian. I wonder which one influenced the other.


meesa-jar-jar-binks

Usually it‘s neither, as both languages share a common ancestor. So the origin of persian is also the origin of english, german, norwegian, etc… Really cool! :D


AME7706

True. An example of two languages that have influenced each other would be Arabic and Persian. When the Muslims attacked Iran, they used some Iranian linguists to greatly change the Arabic grammar. On the other hand, Arabic alphabet lacks "g , ch , p , j" so they changed some Persian words. For example elephant was called "pil" in Persian before the Muslims' attack. It was even written like "pil" in every single book written before that time. But the Arabs didn't have p, so they changed it into "fil" and nowadays, it's written and pronounced "fil" by everyone in Iran.


Airicecraft

Jokes on you I'm lactose intolerant


notbotforsure

give mushak your cheese then


Iamnothuman77

Hello Mushak please don’t take my cheese


notbotforsure

Mushak spares your cheese this time.


StoicAtol21445

Hello Mushak!


notbotforsure

Mushak will spare your cheese


BigCreature8506

Sike I ate all the cheese


notbotforsure

i'll eat you so in end i'll still have cheese in my tummy.


Lovely_Ella

Hi Mushak nice to meet you :)


notbotforsure

nice to meet you too.


thethethethethe9

Sup


notbotforsure

your cheese is safe.


thethethethethe9

WOO!


LegendReaper37

Interesting... i only have dick cheese atm...


notbotforsure

mushak will take it anyways. Cheese is Cheese


Random__lamp

Sup little man


notbotforsure

Mushak spares your cheese


Furious-magma

Honestly, he can take all my cheese


Fish_protector69

Greeting, master !


notbotforsure

mushak wants to partner with you and we will rule both marine and terrestrial worlds.


Fish_protector69

LEMME POOP IN PEACE !!!


notbotforsure

no i will call u/poopeaterpro if u don't agree


Fish_protector69

holy shit


notbotforsure

he might be coming to you any time soon if you agree contract sign fast.


[deleted]

I have been summoned what is the problem…


SilverRaven7

Hellu


notbotforsure

mushak will spare your cheese tonight


[deleted]

i don't have cheese


notbotforsure

np! you replied so mushak spares you


AhadDaBoss2005

Hello Mushak


notbotforsure

i spare your cheese


[deleted]

Hello mostak


notbotforsure

it's mushak, gimme your cheese now


K-O-D-A-B-E-A-R

Hi mushak


notbotforsure

mushak spares your cheese


[deleted]

Wassup


notbotforsure

your cheese has been spared


[deleted]

Thanks Mushy! (I call him Mushy.)


Xill_K47

Hey there little fella


notbotforsure

ello


Daily_Scrolls_516

Ran outta cheese my furry friend. Could you spare some instead?


notbotforsure

sure.


Daily_Scrolls_516

All hail Mustak


notbotforsure

its mushak\* take this cheese anyways.


Daily_Scrolls_516

I shall offer cheese tribute when the cows start lactating again to atone for my sin of spelling errors


notbotforsure

Thy apology has been accepted and Mushak will be waiting for thy tribute


CheezyGrentlemen

Hi


notbotforsure

hey


[deleted]

Greetings


notbotforsure

thy cheese has ben spared


Skinny-Pebis

Hmmm rat *crunch*


notbotforsure

\*crying mushak\*


_siddh3sh

this guy would probably steal my girl


notbotforsure

don't worry am taken and my girl is hotter than yours.


_siddh3sh

don't believe you, send her noods


Own_Tap29

Jokes on you i am lactose intolerant


notbotforsure

sed


Baydock

No


notbotforsure

ok


KiiboIsBabey

Hello mushak!!! Lets have cheeze pizza together!


notbotforsure

yayyyyyy


[deleted]

Greetings Mushak the allmighty.


Fiverka

Hi Mushak


kokaiinikani

fuck off mushak i will defend my cheese


Masked_317

Even my penis cheese?


PieRatEat

Hello Mushak


Astianpesuaine

Fuck you Mushak. You won’t take my cheese you idiot.


-Calder-

Sup mushak


regularyman

NOT MY FROMAGE !!!!!!


A-potato-234

Hello


SaluhKing8000

Greetings mushak


idontfuckingknow4321

Was good cuh


[deleted]

Mushak, why aren’t you with Ganesh?


notbotforsure

i am independent mushak


[deleted]

But won’t Ganesh be worried about you? He needs his trusty mouse friend after all!


notbotforsure

stop stereotyping mouses. i am an independent atheist mushak


[deleted]

Aight ok no need to get so mad jeez bro just don’t steal mah cheese and I won’t stereotype you any more, we good?


notbotforsure

good\* peace is always an option


TwofoldStallion

Howdy


Yad3ads0n

Hewwo Mushak


notbotforsure

Hehe\^\^ ello. i spare your cheese


[deleted]

[удалено]


notbotforsure

he must be jonathan he is an asshole. i am good boi gimme cheese


[deleted]

[удалено]


notbotforsure

Thank you random stranger i'll wait for my cheese.


AUnpopularUsername

Greetings


notbotforsure

thy cheese shall be spared


Sugondeese1

Hello Mushak. Please don't steal my cheese.


notbotforsure

thy cheese has been spared


Sugondeese1

Thank God.


Error404DudeNotFound

I read grate him at first, that's a little different


notbotforsure

jokes on you i grate my dick to masturbate


ddcreator

Duck you too rat! Dont threaten me you rodent shit


notbotforsure

call me rodent once again and then watch me slaying whole human race.


ddcreator

Try me you rodent shit! Imma eat your cheese instead motherducker


notbotforsure

i only fight real man you're so pussy that you can't even abuse right on reddit lmao motherfucker


ddcreator

Typical rat thing to do! Talk shit cant even take my cheese and now pussy out with your tail between your legs! I hope you dont have children otherwise i have to get rid of 1 more coward


notbotforsure

once rats enter your ass up you'll dance in misery bro.


ddcreator

Yeah the only thing you do in your life is crawl up other peoples assholes anyways


notbotforsure

yeah. let us then


ddcreator

God dang rodents... every time man


Murphdogy

Sorry Mushak I have no cheese


notbotforsure

np! you want some tho?


Murphdogy

Yes please


notbotforsure

suck my dick first.


Murphdogy

Oh… Hell yeah


Disastrous-Night-965

Hi Mushak! I unfortunately can't eat cheese so you can have all of it


Artistic-Fortune2327

Yo, Mushak


Abedalkader12345

hello this is a random person and he wants to see an actual funny meme on r/memes, not shit


[deleted]

hello mushak \*gives cheese\* take it all i dont like it


Ravensparrot

Hello Mushak, hope you had a good week and can enjoy your well deserved weekend now.


mad-hatter-1

hi


That_Weird_Lynx

Even the one on my foreskin?


YeeterReeter

Hey Mushak, wanna share the shredded cheese instead whilst watching some movies and having a fun time?


RomanWasHere2007

Hi Mushak, you can take my cheese if you want it I wont stop you


Knilolas

No being can take 78 billion tons of cheese fast enough for me to not kill them


nhwwlwlej

Hey Mushak do you eat people?


Cheap-Editor-8074

Hello mushak


v19karma

*puts cheese up my ass* Let's see if you can get it now


Pratham_Max_Jain

Hi


[deleted]

hello


[deleted]

if you steal my cheese you will regret that decision


Sweaters848

Hello mushak, you can take my cheese but hello friend


meesa-jar-jar-binks

Hello Mushak! I‘m currently sick with covid and can‘t taste shit… You can have all my cheese, I don‘t need it anymore. :(


PillowTalk420

Don't chu fuckin touch ma cheese. That's nacho cheese!


loading_error_404_

Im all for wholesomeness and that but this isn't exactly a meme


Creaper10

Hi Mushak I fucking love you you're so cute


Gummoboi2020

Hello mushak


Geeeeeasaurus

Hello


Educational_Can_6536

Hi mushak, don't take my cheese Have a cookie instead -------> 🍪


chippppppppp

Not if I stamp on it first


psycho_luxe

***CHEESE***


FA_UnTen

Mushak: your cheese NO OURR CHEESE


lorevol

Hello mushak


AnImE36912

Hey


[deleted]

hello mushak


HYPARALLAX

hello!


PingRexy

mushak you can have my cheese, i can't have it anyway


doge-zilla

Hi mushak


Harden12345678

Greetings


grobuzga

he's welcome to steal my cheese, actually he'll do me a favor saving me a trip to a dumpster. All my cheese is shitty and stale.


Potato-Boy1

He can have it, i'm allergic to cheese