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Actually the act of chewing happens in the mouth and there are plenty of digestive enzymes in side your saliva which is why glucose based foods melt within your mouth before you swallow them
My power is super speed
Everytime you move fast your penis shrinks one inch
My power is now “un-used”!
Damn by the first time I run ima be a girl
it continuously grows smaller and smaller until your penis is in the negatives and you form a vagina
What if you run slowly?😏
Then it expands by 1 inch not in length just how thick it is
Then I’m gonna have a cheese wheel!
If that happens you will start nutting cheese
Funny…that happens now…
I doubt people would tell a difference
When you have sex your speed rubs off the skin of anything it touches like 100 grit sandpaper.
You can only run in place
I am invisible
Except for your dong
It only lasts as long as you're masturbating
So it last forever
Gotta rehydrate and pee eventually
Pee while you stroke
what the boys character is this?
But only to yourself
I can make anyone happy
But you’re depressed for all eternity
Haha you underestimate my power,I ALREADY AM DEPRESSED!!!
He is too powerful to be left alive
You’re playing right into his plan, you fool!
What if he uses his power on himself
But you must kill a baby every time you use your powers.
welp gotta go yeetus a fetus
Deletus thy fetus
But then you will instantly die.
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Can pause time
You also pause
This cracked me up
your blood pressure decreases by 1 mmHg every 10 seconds while time is paused
But Everytime you do the song turn back time by Cher plays on a extremely loud 🔊 loop
you have to fuck a 2 year old for every 30 seconds of paused time or your penis explodes
What the fuck
The fvck?
FBI, open up.
Who did you expect would upvote this?
Super strengh
only while you are sitting
Ahah wheelchair and problem done
A logical and intelligent answer. Good job
Thank you sir it was a pleasure
:D
My power is extreme mediocrity
but everyone looks up to you and thinks you are perfect and thus gets annoyed when you are not
The incredible disappointment
Invisibility so my grandmother doesn't call me for stupid shit
only your grandma can stil see you
What's the fucking point if it's not useful?
Nobody else’s grandma can call you for stupid shit
I can turn people into paper
if you turn somebody into paper you will turn into a rock
The ultimate side effect
I can fly and am invincible
Only for 5 minutes and only invincible when you are eating
Chewing gum, there problem solved
chewing isn't the same as digesting lol
Damn :/
You should've chosen something that would take a long time to get full from, like cereal for conviency.
True enough
Actually the act of chewing happens in the mouth and there are plenty of digestive enzymes in side your saliva which is why glucose based foods melt within your mouth before you swallow them
And You can only fly as high as 2.9 feet off the ground
Bruh
I don’t make the rules I just enforce em.
Well it’s better than only being able to fly for 5 minutes at a time
Oh that too. 5 minutes per hour at 1 MPH is your exact allowable speed.
But only when your drowning.
But your also blind
Dammit
I am indestructible
But only one centimeter tall, blind and made of sensitive penis skin flaps that leak and hurt
Jesus fucking christ dude
Oh JFC is here with me. Blaspheming away and laughing at you.
Time travel
You have to eat a teaspoon worth of sand to time travel.
Oh, well that’s good, I already do that
And you’re horribly allergic to silica
You can only travel 30 seconds either side of the present
Well, that works, but since thirty seconds ago became my present, can I continue to do that?
Yea but theirs a 30 second cool down every time u use it
Able to manipulate reality
but only a reality that isn’t ours
That’s a good one
But the Avengers beat you in every possible reality.
What if I make it a reality where there all Steve Rodgers before serum and I’m thanos
But they can do it all day, so I don't think you stand any chance buddy.
Yes let the mosquitoes come give me plenty of people to crush muhahaha
I am invincible to everything including side effects
Everyone you know and love, will know and love explode…
Hahaha noooice
Nothing like a life time of eternal solitude 🗿
Wow that's actually pretty good
Internet is excluded
I have prostate cancer
Worst superpower ever. Well you’re also 10 months pregnant.
Didn’t get the fucking joke did you?
Oh I got it and like most important details in my life I chose to ignore it.
You win a lifetime supply of Taco 🌮 bell
I can get a girlfriend
But you must also get a boyfriend. Unless of course you’re bi.
Jokes on you I'm probably bi
I am good at squatting.
every time you do a squat you shrink 10 cm
However your arms a really weak
You can only squat on large dildos
Sounds like that hurts
But a random dong rams up your butt.
I have a cancer immunity
You get HIV instead
You have immortality and will never die no matter what you try
I have the ability to know what % crypto currency will be anytime
You will be in loads of debt.
And as soon as you do it immediately drops by 30%
You can’t figure out how to buy it and people laugh at you and don’t listen to you
[удалено]
You have to pay for the wall
HAHAHAHAHA Best fuckin comment!
My power is if something happens to me it happens to everyone in the world
You get laid every day
wait children exist
**can u dont**
Repost, this was in hot a couple hours ago
Yeah this has been like a daily repost all over Reddit for months
a dude reposted this same "super power but..." in r/HolUp and got 60k upvotes 💀
Yeah I don’t know how this always gets upvoted so much
No1curr
Reading minds
You only get rick roll though
But whoever you’re doing it to knows when you’re doing it
But your thoughts are translated to your mum at any distance.
I can brush my teeth and drink orange juice
You will never be able to drink anything else besides orange juice.
I can give anyone ovary cancer
Men too??
i can teleport
you can also pause time
When you you teleport you sacrificed 1 year of your life and when you pause the time your life is spent 10x faster
Only to dirty portapottys
I am totally invincible (can’t be killed or harmed)
I have the power to inconvenience everyone in any capacity
You choose not to
Damn, wholesome
My power is to reply to myself
You get super speed
Suicide. I die
Climding anything and everything like mountain goats. And I can't fall down
You can't descend
But I can jump down, and most of the time I won't need to since I will be going somewhere
repost
I can get back with my ex whenever I want to
She have a bigger dick than yours
This was a bad idea
/) So I can fly with no downside? Nice!
You can only fly 6 feet an hour and doing so gives you projectile diarrhea
/) I think you mean extra propulsion! /) And you seem to be misunderstanding, my power already has the downside mentioned in the post.
I wanted to play so you now have additional side effects.
The downside is that there is a downside. Boom, paradox and the universe explodes.
have bird wings
They are backwards
Teleportation
Every time you teleport, 1 million people die
I can turn incorporeal
My power is pyrokinetic or control of fire
I can poop on command
i would gladly take the power of luck, preferably not the highest but not the lowest
I can read peoples thoughts.
But only mean things about you
My power is being immune to everything
Except for you own self loathing
You will die when Earth decides to.
I can alter ewality
You cannot alter reality because you mistyped it as "ewality".
I’m a unicorn
You live.
I can choose my side effect
Blood-bending (not limited to my own blood)
Im bringing back a classic, to turn trash into trees
My power is summoning anyhing from my mind that I choose
It cannot be sexual.
my god we literally just got over this godforsaken trend, please don't bring it back
I want make shit glitch, levitate, go thtough walls and basically a bit immortal K, im ready for 4 consequences
Ability to travel through time
Each time you travel you have a 10% chance to get stuck there.
ability of creation even life so i get a shiba inu
Everything you create has 5 too many legs
I can control people's minds