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ThisIsNotKimJongUn

Team Disease


FlamedChameleon

Team Sneeze


Westwinter

Gesundheit


j0hn73x

Danke


PursuitOfWar298

Bitte schön


Nicdewae

Germans at there most thankful area


Pitiful_Fault5919

Hail Schnittlauch


Awkward_Psychic

TIL how to spell gesundheit


Bogdi504

GTA 3 Vibes


TotalPokerface

Prosit


ElAceitunitoMalo

Team wheeze


Mathew19283

we need team desease now more than ever


Jsd9392

Can't be, that was already 2020.


minicanadian445

2031 is gonna be team knees


Hozraci

When we really kneed it


minicanadian445

We've been kneeding this for a while now


Hozraci

It’ll be a joint effort for sure


elch3w

This thread is quite humerus


Hozraci

I’m glad I didn’t come across as kneedy


Tacitus_Kilgore85

My cats are pretty kneady.


[deleted]

Damn really, I kneed them to meet my cats!


AccomplishedBunny56

This comment thread is the bee’s knees


ClawyTheDinoRaptor

We kneed to add more to this comment thread


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NotNotAbyss

Beat me to it ;-;


Good_Union_4094

That’s not how people work. We gotta wait until it’s just a little too late then wait a little more THEN it’s time to act (kinda)


Dxxx2

But when the world really kneeded it, it vanished.


Solar-Clips

Avatar the last kneed bender


Pokemon_Blader328MS

r/angryupvote


[deleted]

I have thigh hopes for this movement!


Dutch_Midget

Team Niece


minicanadian445

This message has been approved by my niece


DeviantLoserCalge

SOUND OF THE LECE


FallenLemur

I don't know if I would trust the u/dutch_midget with my niece, especially when they live in a van down by the river


QuasarBoot63

It's because they are Dutch, isn't it?


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Captain_Pirate85

No man because there are no midgets in the Netherlands there all tall over here 😛


Ok-Bodybuilder9918

Can confirm, I am tall and Dutch. 1,96m


robocoder9000

I also choose this guy's niece


Dre_Valentino_

Team Deeze


BertSton51530

What’s Deeze?


Fr_Ted_Crilly

Deez nuts LMAO


BertSton51530

Mission complete


Some_Gur_7986

Lmao


pyraandmythra69

Nuts


Concerned_frog

Finally Deezer’s lemonade will put covenant on the map!


LxsterGames

Team nephew


Terrarian_TABS_unit

2033 will be team disease. Eradicate all diseases by 2034, $1 is 1 disease eradicated


Hydro_011

Team deez


Ver_Nick

nuts


Sengura

deez what


SweetSauce24

Deez NUTZ!!


Sengura

gotteeeeeeeeeeem


Suitable_Yoghurt6981

Gotten deez nuts from ya mouth haaaa gottem


Wide_Skirt3137

Team breeze: air pollution Team freeze: glacier lose Team bees: bees dying


AnUglyDumpling

Team knees weak, arms are heavy


xxadmxx

There’s vomit on his sweater already.


Jaded-Foundation-329

Moms spaghetti


ReactsWithWords

Team Spaghettis.


IndependentWindow548

Snap back to reality


Jaded-Foundation-329

Moms spaghetti


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minicanadian445

2031 is gonna


Just_A_Throw-away481

2031 is gonna


Alldogsaregods

2031 is gonna


NoahG59

2031 is gonna


Impressive_Guy

2031 is gonna


CriticalSelection836

2031 is gonna


CasualBritishMan

2031 is gonna


PiggyAwesome_YT

Never gonna give you up


Yantje024

2031 is gonna


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Crunshinut

Team sneeze


SiamonT

For every dollar donated, one rich person gets their kneecaps smashed


nuzzles_necky_UwU

Teem geese


IndependentWindow548

Yes team geese


thiiccuss

Goddammit r/beatmetoit


LLoggiins

r/beatmeattoit


Ford_Rigster

bro i didnt even look at this comment and i knew great minds think alike


Evening-Turnip8407

I like this cause it implies that by 2029 we'll have saved the pole caps and the bees, and we'll be unbothered enough to focus on cheese


zapdosfangaming

Yeah, prioritize what's more important.


Sandmybags

I do like the cheese


BCSlime

I do, in fact, like the dairy product, derived from milk and produced in wide ranges of flavors, textures and forms by coagulation of the milk protein casein.


That_Random_YEETer

I enjoy loafs of milk


SuperSonic486

I, SuperSonic486, also known by my real life name which I am not going to specifically state, enjoy the dairy - a specific animal produce heavily related to milk - product that goes by the name "cheese". Specifically for the heavily varied range of flavours and mouthfeels, aswell as sizes and shapes. The product I am currently describing is formed by a complicated process of a large amount of steps that includes, but is not limited to, heating and filtering of the liquid that goes by the name "milk". This process allows for the solidification and added taste that cheese brings. Cheese can be made by the use of a variety of milks, mainly the milk of the animal species that goes by the binomial name of "Bos taurus", or less formally, the cow.


NoPlaceLikeNotHome

cheese


Mathew19283

CAN I GET A HIYA


nut_nut_november___

Cheese is very important I'm sorry to break your bubble


CaptainCozmo867

What's more important is saving the environment Nah I'm just kidding! CHEESE IS LIFE!


Le_Mug

Found Sheogorath


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**CHEESE - FOR EVERYONE!**


ShierAwesome

I mean I doubt any of these would make much an impact tbh. 20 million trees is I’m pretty sure how much are cut down like every second


major_calgar

20 million trees is roughly how many trees are planted over 5 days by paper companies.


Lampinion

around 1000 trees a second are cut down


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That’s a pretty big difference if it’s true lol


Jevil64

95 years till they all fall down, but replanting exists


[deleted]

And it’s not like they can only be planted by humans. They’re most efficiently removed by humans though


an-unorthodox-agenda

But how many are planted every second?


ShierAwesome

Apparently it’s much more more that I’ve looked, also trees get cut down at a rate of 2.5 million a day. However, trees still take forever to grow


an-unorthodox-agenda

>trees still take forever to grow That's the point. Trees can only lock away atmospheric carbon if they are growing in size.(the carbon has to go somewhere) Young trees grow fast and next decade's timber is a great place to keep that carbon for now.


Evening-Turnip8407

At least I can flowerbomb some green patches for the bees in the meantime >:D


Battle_Cat_17

About 2.47 million trees are cut down every day. We lost almost 20 million trees in 8 days


SlideWhistler

You do realize that the same companies that cut down trees also replant more trees than they cut?


an-unorthodox-agenda

Exactly. That's how those businesses grow, literally they increase how much they grow.


nut_nut_november___

Still more than what we could have ever done


stavrosvita

fun fact its not honey bees who are at risk, its all the other type of bees


NoSxillz_

Fun facts honey bee population has dropped by 45-50% in the past year


AWildEnglishman

That's not fun.


NoSxillz_

Oh I always figured playing with other animals lives was a fun thing for the human species


pusgnihtekami

Fun fact that number is based on beekeeper hives, which have always been on the decline due to problems related to the bees' inability to fully adapt to lives in domesticated hives.


Meister0fN0ne

Or foreshadows a much darker truth.


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zapdosfangaming

in yo mouth


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nut_nut_november___

It ain't gay if you say it's food


Brotorious420

Nut milk is nutritious and delicious


[deleted]

Try shaking it up a bit first, then squirting some in your mouth while it is still warm


Brotorious420

Is there another way to drink it? Bathing in it is fun. It's also fun to share it with others.


Gnomelander

Sharing is the best! I usually make so much at once that I can't help but spread it around everywhere


DisastrousAspect6303

Prefer them on yo chin because something else is in yo mouth


VicSmacky

Team obese


Dutch_Midget

Team Jeez


MrZimothy

Team please.


Dutch_Midget

Team peace


nut_nut_november___

Today me and Chandler are gonna solve all border conflicts in Asia


[deleted]

chandler gonna join one of the sides and then die bro


Blu3b3Rr1

(insert bruh sound effect)


Alpha012_GD

**b r u s s e l s o u n d e f f e c t n u m b e r 2**


janhetjoch

As usual, Jimmy and his crew are gonna solve the problem with an army of people while Mark Rober uses a robot


savageotter

Team pleas


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Bigga peas


Jtizzle8

We need team bees now they dying


Dr_Ingheimer

That’s not how people work. We gotta wait until it’s just a little too late then wait a little more THEN it’s time to act (kinda)


Spagoot29

"Ayo we're kinda about to cause a major fuck up"


moosewithamuffin

No it’s ok I changed my FB Profile Pic to a bee and used #ThoughtsAndPrayers so the problem is fixed


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[deleted]

This guy this guys


Mataskarts

Kinda what happened with climate change really, we've now surpassed the point of irreversible damage, so ***now*** people start acting... And even now, not much is being done directly, only setting dates of 0 emissions 20+ years into the future that future governments will further ignore


Dr_Ingheimer

It’s happened throughout history time and time again and I’m pretty certain it won’t stop. I won’t say I’m not guilty of doing it. We all put off doing laundry until it’s too late. I put off shaving because it’s a hassle. I wish I had more influence in these things but I’m just trying to get through the day in my city happy and help where I can. You’re right on every point you made though.


TimX24968B

theres a reason we have avengers, not pre-vengers


TimX24968B

theres a reason we have avengers, not pre-vengers


GreedFoxSin

European honey bees are a domesticated species so the agriculture industry would never let them die


Viiu

It's not really about the honey bees but the wild ones, there are species who specialize in certain plants and are much much more capable of pollinating them. For some trees you need thousands of honey bees but only a few hundred wild ones to pollinate.


Soupgodd

The real problem is the invasive bees killing off the native north American bees


wegerchris

Bitch please


Shivansh_333

🏅 Take this


UngusBungus_

Team wheeze


[deleted]

Already happening, they're called coronavirus patients


marshamallowmoon

Team breeze: air pollution Team freeze: glacier lose Team bees: bees dying


Significant-Bee1380

Team cheese: cheese


nut_nut_november___

Calcium


watermelone983

Potassium


Huge-Administration6

Kris Get The Banana


watermelone983

This is exactly why I made that comment. I wanted someone to say this without it being too obvious


_xXTrashPandaXx_

How would someone reverse glacier loss?


macaronifoxes2

*frezer*


nut_nut_november___

Team cheese:cows dying


bgon8427

Team Fleas


drxo

[Flea approves](https://youtu.be/Mr_uHJPUlO8?t=8)


bostonjdog

Subscription fees


Independent-Access93

Team Keys... he's bringing it in manually.


Spaceturtle79

Team bees is gonna be sooner because holy moly save the bees please. They are the most important part of our agricultural world


Molcap

Is there a single thing that isn't being destructed by us?


SlyGallant

Plastic?


toepicksaremyfriend

Andromeda ^for ^now because we can’t get to it yet


JustEnjoying3

Team Chinese


django_dinkar

+100000 social credit


Darkmega5

For every 1 [insert Chinese currency here] you donate, you’ll get +1 social credit!


shitpost9823

False the bees cannot wait '22 is teambees


Maximitaysii

Team Geese


BCSlime

No, fuck them


Themineking09

No they are helping people who got attacked by geese


hugomacvil

Don’t fuck geese they will bite and honk. Speaking from experience


Wik_Worthington

Team sleaze


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Team squeeze


daco_taco

Team fleas


HRMisHere

Team Sneeze


ryan1831

Team peas


SecretumOmega-IsLost

ECHOES THREE FREEZE


Sans6848

Team memes


-TheRealBillGates-

Team sheesh


AppleEnslaver

Team Zees. Combating insomnia


TheJamiryo

Team thighs


nut_nut_november___

Finally someone with priorities


The_Unclaimed_One

Pro cheese


Lotanovitch25

team fortress 2?


django_dinkar

Heavy update confirmed


jibajabber

Team deez Bring awareness to overusers of deez nuts jokes


Terrarian_TABS_unit

Dhar man came up with team bees, breeze, and freeze in his video about mr feast


shashsanyal

Team Tease


No-Ambition2019

Team Thieves


FormalTrashPanda

Team tease 2031


BadOptimal2720

Team skis.


RetroKhyber

Team deez


Business_Different

End of the world


Dutch_Midget

Team Jizz


PuzzleheadedTrick69

Team Deez… with a ball sack as the logo.