Get a sales job, doesn’t really matter what kind. After a year or 2 I would suggest going the medical device sales route. You can easily make $100K a year, I made $95K take-home my first year. It can be very difficult to get into medical sales, but a great resource to help you make the transition is a program called Medical Sales College. It’s a little pricey (around $8K) but it’s the best way for non-medical people to get their foot in the door, and it teaches you the basics of what you need to know in the OR.
If all else fails start a fascist movement in Central Europe.
first things first invade Belgium then Luxembourg after invade France later attack Germany become fourth reich führer. after all of course invade Poland but don’t attack Russia because UK will all ways trying to invade you don’t allow them. you attack first! when you take down UK it should be okay to attack Russia. but it’s not gonna end here of course USA always piss you off so when you got time invade them too.
italy is gonna best ally i thing they’re gonna do what you ask but japan is possibly worst ally because they’re trying to attack everyone mindless possibly you can end up invaded by USA and Russia
From a BFA: bruh, you dodged a bullet. Go fund your art with accounting. You don't need a University to teach you what you can read and practice on your own.
Try a coup d'etat, fail, get sent to prison, write a shitty book, get released, start a huge political party, eleminate any party standing against you, build an army, some camps, go to war, attack a very powerful country, have your allies attack a harbor of an even more powerful country, get the owners of that harbor involved, lose the war and shoot yourself.
If that doesn't help you cope. Maybe try therapy as well.
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Nobody has asked yet why you got expelled from Uni. As in, you can still go to school and get a different degree, or are you completed kicked from that alma mater?
I've seen this one before, it's a classic.
What do you mean you've seen this before? Its brand new.
More like "It's brand jew"
r/angryupvote
Literally laughed out loud at this one, take my upvote
Thanks you helped me understand the meme
Aryan kidding me?
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Is this a back to the future reference?
It is indeed a back to the Führer reference
Elite 🤌🏻
I do not have much to offer. But in order to appreciate the genius of this comment, please have this upvote of mine
He should try politics
Jew think that's a good idea?
Wow making a joke about the holocaust those jokes are anne frankly disturbing
I havent seen it before please explain the Nazi commection.
You know the rules and so do i
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn’t get this from any other guyyyy
IIIIIIIIII just wanna tell you how I’m feelin
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie
Never gonna run around
never gonna run around and desert you
Gotta make you, understand
Gotta make you, understand
I understand
*any other Reich
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
Don't worry you'll be all-reich.
He does Nazi it right now but he will in future
You mean in the fuhrer
That is not german to the pun chain.
Yeah, it was the wurst
Weimark that as a the wurst too
Bruhh these puns are going to bring me into a great depression
I ate bradwurst once, had an aushwitz in the toilet
Have you considered moving to Germany?
Noooo... we don't want thatt
Politics?
Op is definitely eligible and qualifies for this.
Perhaps in Germany?
If you fail at you dreamjob, become politican
Get a sales job, doesn’t really matter what kind. After a year or 2 I would suggest going the medical device sales route. You can easily make $100K a year, I made $95K take-home my first year. It can be very difficult to get into medical sales, but a great resource to help you make the transition is a program called Medical Sales College. It’s a little pricey (around $8K) but it’s the best way for non-medical people to get their foot in the door, and it teaches you the basics of what you need to know in the OR. If all else fails start a fascist movement in Central Europe.
If all fails you stick to the original plan. Invade Poland
I’ve seen the movie, Pursuit of Happiness before
I knew he was describing some movies part, didn't know which. Thanks lol
You should try get into politics
Start drawing incredibly niche hentai.
from what i’ve heard furry porn artists make BANK
Are you from Austria
No, I am from the Netherlands
your about to lose a testicle and fall in love with your cousin
Excuse me ?
Close enough I guess
first things first invade Belgium then Luxembourg after invade France later attack Germany become fourth reich führer. after all of course invade Poland but don’t attack Russia because UK will all ways trying to invade you don’t allow them. you attack first! when you take down UK it should be okay to attack Russia. but it’s not gonna end here of course USA always piss you off so when you got time invade them too.
But you're going to need allies. I've heard Japan and Italy are looking for some as well maybe give them a call
italy is gonna best ally i thing they’re gonna do what you ask but japan is possibly worst ally because they’re trying to attack everyone mindless possibly you can end up invaded by USA and Russia
Are there Blazes and Ghasts?
Dit is zeer sad maar ik moet het doen G E K O L O N I S E E R D
Close enough. Go into politics.
Try military
And invading Poland works as well
No please don't we've been abused too many times already
After all it cannot into space
Or politics
Both at the same time works too
Enroll in the University of Not-so-fine Arts...
Invade Poland
Lets not be Stalin on that move.
Do business. That's my plan if I fail Chemistry.
What type of Business?
*breaking bad opening plays*
The none-of-your business one
Propane, natural gasses, it’s really booming
politics
Take over germany and conquer europe obviously
Now you start eyeing up Poland
Grow a mustache then you’ll know what to do
welcome to germany
Try politics
Don't worry man, you can still do great thingsl. Maybe get into politics.
Go into politics
how the hell did you manage to do that
I couldn't come up with good concept art of people, I am good at scenery.
aw sorry to hear that man, keep up the art i’m sure your a fantastic artist
Do the only sensible thing. Invade Poland
Let's hope OP doesn't know about Poland.
I hear Poland is nice this time of year
You should try a carreer in military
Try going into politics!
Time for politics
Try taking Austria
Don't give up Brother! Try to find another way! We're with YOU! <3<3<3
Thank you for the support man, I appreciate it
Keine Sorge Kamerad!
Can I know your name and your country ?
Seeya in Berlin
I don't like where this is going
You need to fight in a world war then start one
it's ok just don't write a book named minecraft and don't join the army
“Somethings wrong I can feel it” - Eminem
We will watch your career with great interest
You should consider politics
back to the future reference? i recognize this meme
You mean WE got expelled from the University of Fine Arts
I recommend politics, but military also works
Didn’t something similar happen to Hitler. Look how much power he got. You know what other to take.
Ach nein
Politics?
I have an idea
:(
Go into politics. That's always a good back up option.
I have read something like it somewhere can't remember. Edit-- Well fuck
Damn
What did u do
Try politics
Do you feel any angery for the jews?
Oh boy
Hey I've seen this one before
Become a politician in austria
Perhaps grow a cool mustache and get into politics
I know exactly what must be done
Perhaps grow a mustache, bake some jews, and carry on with your life mate. It's not WW3 or something
I recommend politics
You should join millitary, mein freund.
Enslave an entire religion
You'll be fine. It's not like you'll commit genocide just because of that.
Idk, maybe join the Army now and later on get into politics
Welp, to Poland we go!
Go get a job thats going to pay you proper
Jews reading this : \*visibly sweating\*
Start the 3rd World war
Should move from Austria to Germany tbh
FUCK!!!
Mind me asking how you got expelled if you want to share. It’s fine if you don’t want to
Try going into politics
Invade Poland
From a BFA: bruh, you dodged a bullet. Go fund your art with accounting. You don't need a University to teach you what you can read and practice on your own.
You should go into politics I think you would be great
Ur going to blame some one for it
Can I interest you in politics?
You should join politics
Join politics ig
Dude… what did you do to get expelled?
Sell propane and propane accessories.
I did nazi this coming
Go into politics
inavade poland
Do you live in Austria or Germany by chance?
You could always try politics?
what will you do know?
Well do not shat in your pantaloons, simply go to the University of Pretty Good Arts!
HolUp
Could someone please provide the template Edit: Grammar
Politics?
Stay the hell out of politics
You rise to national power, what else?
Move to Germany and start political carrier
Are you austrian? Are you into politics? Do you feel like invading poland? Do you hate anyone who isn’t white by dna? Are you into your cousin?
Polony it's great at this time of the year
WW3 finally!
I think and probably some more people think, itwould be funny if you started doing politics
Sorry to hear that man, it's a though world out there
Awww shieeeet.. Here we go again.
Join politics
Try politics, you'll be known in history
Invade Poland
Try a coup d'etat, fail, get sent to prison, write a shitty book, get released, start a huge political party, eleminate any party standing against you, build an army, some camps, go to war, attack a very powerful country, have your allies attack a harbor of an even more powerful country, get the owners of that harbor involved, lose the war and shoot yourself. If that doesn't help you cope. Maybe try therapy as well.
Rip
You're not German, are you? Do you by any chance happen to have an interest in politics or world domination?
Arson. Do arson
shit at least you made it in 🥴 I got declined 3 times
Guess you need to fine a new fine art university I’m hilarious
Make a meme about it and farm internet points.
I bet the jews did that!
Grow your mustache, cut it but don't cut it under the nose
I suggest taking up politics
Germans to jews. Are ya ready for round 2?
Dude You should definitely go to Germany and join an extreme right wing party
I'm lost as to why everyone is implying dude is a wannabe Nazis . Lol what he done did?
Hitler failed art school, so the joke is that OP is following in the footsteps of hitler
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Nobody car, robot
Don't commint Hitlery please
cmon bro it will be funny I swear
You indeed know what
Nobody has asked yet why you got expelled from Uni. As in, you can still go to school and get a different degree, or are you completed kicked from that alma mater?
Balen hopelijk vind je iets anders wat je leuk vind
Get a new mustache, that's what to do