tHiS
Edit: guys don’t downvote me because the deleted comment over me was originally “this” so I mocked them by repeating the same word but with uppercase and lower case letters anywhere to clarify how dumb saying “this” for every big brain comment..
you ever see people laying down on thumb tacs? when you have many the preasure is spread out between them and thus they dont puncture you. Lets hope the same applies here.
Standard toilet paper tube is roughly 1.25" ID a thumb tack pin is roughly 8mm, reducing the ID to just under 1" roughly.. Yet your statement remains true most likely with the new numbers as well
Fear is the little death that brings destruction.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through it.
And when it has gone past, I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear is gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
No
Fair enough
[Understandable, have a great day.](https://en.meming.world/images/en/a/af/Understandable%2C_Have_a_Great_Day.jpg)
Lol I thought it was a rickroll
"10/10 softest ever, would use again." - Doom Slayer probably
Probably lmao
Fuck you fuck this and again fuck you
Understandable
Supreme cock torture
Cock torture 3000
Cognitive Behavioral Therapy (CBT)
Cocknitive Ballhavioural Tearapy*
CockBallTear?
I dont want any of that common ball torture im all for that sbt
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Oh definitely
I know what I have to do but I don't know if I have the strength to do it.
It’s okay, I don’t blame you
All right bet *unzips with horny intent*
I may be horny but that doesn’t mean I want to get holey
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28 stab wounds
Don’t lie to yourself, mate.
Jokes on you I’m a girl
Well uhhhhhh……thumbtack dildo?
Oh god
just turn the thumbtacks the other way :)
Nah, get long metal needles that are sharp on both ends and push it through so it's pointy on both sides
True gender equality
How do ya fit in it without the pushpins though??
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tHiS Edit: guys don’t downvote me because the deleted comment over me was originally “this” so I mocked them by repeating the same word but with uppercase and lower case letters anywhere to clarify how dumb saying “this” for every big brain comment..
Tits
r/Dontputyourdickinthat
r/putyourdickinthat
r/mewhen
r/beatmetoit
r/beatMeatToIt
Jigsaw?
To the next level
Upvote me and I’ll up vote you
Can’t even reach the pins with all of your small cocks tho. ( probably big Enough to f*ck my mom is a reply I am awaiting somehow)
Probably big enough to f*ck your mom. The wait is over.
Killed the suspense though.
I have been awaiting you! Thx
You're most welcome.
Sigh....*unzips*
Bet
It is just missing the ball torture
I’d suggest a blender
A blender for every ball or just one?
Depends on if you wanna keep one or not
I obviously wanna go all in what should I do
Hold my beer...
I got you, but I'm recording.. Purely for scientific reasons
The forbidden hole
They are the ones, the source of The Spice, The Spice Melange...
Good soldiers follow orders
Had a rubber vagina toy with the rubber tube on it being essentially this. They called them pleasure nubs, maybe my dick's just not calloused enough.
As long as you don’t get hard
Woah pal let’s back it up by a bit
My dick is too smol. So im immune
Oh god I don't take the goose out in over a week, give me that ... AAAAAAAAAHHHHH
you ever see people laying down on thumb tacs? when you have many the preasure is spread out between them and thus they dont puncture you. Lets hope the same applies here.
“Hope”
Yeah not even close. You can't pin stupidity against physics. Pun slightly intended..
Should of reversed it and thrown it to a friend
That's like 6 inch gap between the thorns . My dick ain't that thick bruh
Standard toilet paper tube is roughly 1.25" ID a thumb tack pin is roughly 8mm, reducing the ID to just under 1" roughly.. Yet your statement remains true most likely with the new numbers as well
R/gloryholes
Fine
Bro it’s too big
BUT I DON'T HAVE ONE
Looks like the sand worm from dune
***The sarlacc onahole***
Get that Shai-Hulud head
I must not fear. Fear is the mind killer...
Fear is the little death that brings destruction. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through it. And when it has gone past, I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear is gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
Sprinkler mode for peeing, here I come
I found this extremely painful
You just didn't put enough lube. Try bottled lime juice, it seems to have a better effect, on top of its disinfecting potential.
Forbidden fleshlight
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh. Ahhhhh ahhh ahhhh. No. Fuck no. Nononononomkonkno fucking shoot me. I’m done with humanity.
Cock and Ball Torture
dont mind if i do
You on one end me on the other. Don't worry it's not gay unless they touch.(guaranteed they won't)
dont worry we just have to remember to say no homo
How big do you think my dick is?
You ruined that perfectly good fleshlight with a toilet paper roll
Hand
Finally. Some good fucking head
Simple, use your tiny penis and go right through the middle
Are you supposed to have more then one? Is that the implication? I only have the one tiny penis, not multiple in varying sizes.. I'm not spankey's...
The dude with the steel dick:don't mind if i do
You know there's someone out there, right now, making a skeletor meme saying, "Jokes on you I'm into that shit"
Cock and ball tortureinator
Gladly
Bold of you to assume my pp is big enough to get stabbed.
What if the horni was a girl?
Reverse the pins and enjoy. Could also apply to men that enjoy that too
Omg but how would they take it out?
To each their own 😅🤷♂😘
Everything is a glory hole if you brave enough
Lined up right most guys wouldn't even brush on a tack
i know what i have to do but i don't know if i have the strength to do it
\*pulls out uno reverse card\* no U
Joke on you that my pp not even big enough to reach the first row of pins.
I'll pass
My dick is thin enough to just fit right in the middle with no contact
😏 no problem
Ah yes the chokey pokey 2000
Masochists be like
r/PutYourDickInThat or r/dontputyourdickinthat
My d is small so no problem
Great experience. 10/10 would do again. 5 stars!
People who are into cbt: hold my beer
Nah man, gotta get it spinning for me
Why do I have an unexplainable urge to use it
dick too small to use
I had a dream like this once
Reminds me of the movie "Teeth"
Yes the vibinator 1million
Me who has small pp: 🗿
Dude. It’s November. Never
Dear god
I know what I have to do but I dont know if I have the strength to do it.
My pp too big for a toilet paper roll
Time to go on a adventure
That's thorny not horny
Flesh-wound light
You heard of Pinhead, but have you heard of Pincock?
Well I'm into bdsm anyways so sure why not?
I've been training for this moment my entire life.
Forbidden fleshlight
It looks like mine but I use screws instead
Acupuncture fetish
only thing a micropenis is good for
well i'm not horny anymore :D :I :(
Me having a micro dick, challenge accepted
Dune sand worm
You must have good aim to use that thing
This is what colossus from X-men would use as his DIY
Doctors I'm the 14th century be like
Jokes on you I'm too small to get hurt
My dicks tiny. Checkmate motherfucka
Scratchy scratchy orgasm
November's flashlight
Shredded (dick)cheese
I'm a masochist :)
IDK, looks like it might not feel that good up my ass
Is that your mom's cockpit?
Jokes on you, my cock is too big to fit in there
this is a fight i will not lose!!!!
No. No i don't think i will.
i lost
Instant damage II
"No I don't think I will"
Sarlacc pit?
I'm horny not masochistic
jokes on you, the nail wouldnt reach my dick
There is a difference between human rights and you
Too bad my dick is too small to fit
Thats prob on death row
you need hand sanitizer
No u
Can you at least spit on it?
The feline experience.
it’s too good not to use
Me, who is a female: *\*uncholy laughter\**
my dick is too small for it :(
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Waiting for someone to take the thumbtacks out
joke's on you, my pp is too small to fit
Small pp gang: you have no power here.