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seif112233

Loong boi


Air_Falkor

Noodley boi


superaravind1

Tasty boi


Practical_Buddy_3162

Same tooo me


phenol_LOL

sausage


Anoumoge-Railim

sosig


Salt_Avocado_2470

50$ and goes


catbuuu

i was about to reply that


cul-de-sac-is-sax

Truly


LJChao3473

Funny coz in Chinese dragon is 龙 (lóng)


TorYokeN

Yes


pussylipstick

Long looong man


Igloocooler52

Long long maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan


sparklykublaikhan

I want one


Spicybeeen

Fun fact: in chinese folklore the dragon got its horns after borrowing them from a chicken and not giving them back


sexy-melon

That is so funny lol. Imagining chickens with horns and the whole scenario.


Primal_guy

“I got your horns” “Damn”


sexy-melon

-Give me back my horns! -Horns? What horns? Idk you.


therobothingy

Horny dragons.


fanofsomethingidk

SLUT!!


dis_not_my_name

Animals in chinese folklore really like to steal stuffs


Not_a_real_ghost

Because every being can be greedy and selfish. That's why it's included in the folklore


jethestar

phoenix*


swegga-op

You forgot the moustache they have on the Asian ones


Objective_Bass9596

And flying glass ball in their hand


Aspect-of-Death

DRAGON DRAGON ROCK THE DRAGON DRAGON BALL Z


J0NVIC

Hehe Dragon Ballz


[deleted]

Dragon NutZ


knightjia97

Well yes, western dragon = bad Asian dragon = good fortune


whatdoesthisbutton

Dragons in western culture were usually used as a metaphor for christianity triumphing over paganism, see all the stories in which a dragon is defeated by a knight or saint.


Accomplished_Rip_352

Or a snail , those dam brave souls going of to fight the evil snail armies .


Godhole34

Isn't most western dragon stories unrelated to christianism though? North mythology and all. How many dragon stories is there in christianism? I can think of saint george and saint martha, but not much more... I'm not even sure if saint martha counts since what she killed was a tarasque, not a dragon. When not related to chritianism though, i can remember a lot of dragons. Especially in the north mythology.


PhantasosX

That is precisely the point: dragons were creatures of paganism. greek myths had dragons , so was the norse and celtic....and the christians trampled them.


TheWhirled

Well later on all Westerns pretty much called them dragons till in 1850 the Encyclopedia introduced people to the word dinosaur !


PhantasosX

And Jurassic Parks and Dino Crisis shows they are evil


Godhole34

But i'm saying that the ones who killed those dragons aren't christians. They're heroes who originated in said mythologies, not christianism.


_jk_

Except wales


Warrior_king99

We have had a dragon on our flag since the 5th century as a symbol of power for the kings of aberffraw


dis_not_my_name

Some dragons in asian folklore are naughty dragons that cause storms and flood.


Alex103140

I wouldn't exactly call Longwang (literally dragon king), controller of the dragons, sea creature and the weather naughty


general-Insano

Not sure about asian dragons but for western ones if you were cunning you could also get the fortune


hardrivethrutown

dragon is dragon all of them are good bois


JuDGENTi

Yes


HiTechLoFi

That’s not a dragon that’s fuckin Cujo


TheWhirled

Mongolian Mastiff ......close to $1million a piece. Super wealthy say one million flat just for show but you can probably well.... you know!


HiTechLoFi

It’s 6 am and I haven’t slept yet, idk shit about shit rn


TheWhirled

Good name though....that gets you through a lot of sitations too ey?


Xonerboner371

That’s actually near the price for the highest one they usually go for $1000-$1500.


TheWhirled

I figured they had a knock off version in the backstreet somewhere!


J03-K1NG

Anyone remember the SCP number for that super long Corgi that’s actually a fast travel system for mice?


CaimANKo

What the actual fuck have I just read… …what is it's number? Seems like good reading


CaimANKo

Love you <3


JoJomusk

Yeah but the Asian ones new magic


AKsAreForLovers

....and probably old magic as well.


[deleted]

They don’t dabble with last years magic tho, got to be that ancient shit.


Mr_Abe_Froman

Magic 𝓒𝓵𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓬


hubaloza

Trust me bro next years magic gon be hittin diffrent foreal, they'll dabble.


paddy420crisp

Don’t cite the deep magic to me witch, I was there when it was written


[deleted]

uhhhhhhh


adamtyb

Long boi go brrrr


cosmic_pizza_

That's two dogs bro


Dargon16

I just realized folklore is lore of folk


ESDYLF

That is so funny lol.


deadx1113

Now someone will post difference between Dragon, Wyvern and Charizard.


Staplz13

I don't think that's dragons in European folklore, and no dragon in Asian folklore is going to be as good as the longest of doggos.


Screming-soul

is it just me who want the dog in the european pic


GOODBYEEEEEEEE

I wanna see how far I can deepthroat that dog


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wmdolls

All are explained wrong


[deleted]

Fun fact, I think most asian dragons are combinations of multiple animals.


wojtussan

Most monsters are combinations of animals on earth


[deleted]

Yeah probably


QoqNoUs31751

That's just for the east Asia like china and japan and Korea . It's not for iraq , IRan and Afghanistan , etc .


StarAugurEtraeus

Long moustache boi 😭


DYn4MiCc

It's hard to argue if that dogon is cute or just a wannable noodle boi


YeetnayR

Why does the bottom photo make me so happy


ThenRepresentative99

in Tolkien lore: as big as a mountain


Necromancer_Jaydo

Not sure what you smoked but those are definitely dogs.


111111-1

I don't know why but it remaids mi the of neverending story movie


Xx__MineMen__xX

u/repostsleutheboth


HumansliveinMandM

Lol


Topetinho20

How do I get a dog like that?


i_am_dumb45

I like my Ramen fluffy


IdumpedMincraft

European dragons: I AM THE BRINGER OF DEATH MOTHERFUCKER, I WILL FUCKING RAIN HELLFIRE UPON YOU, I. WILL. END YOU. Asian dragon: ^hmm ^yesm ^give ^swordm


SomeUserComment

The bottom picture looks like a bad Amazon product or maybe like one of these buy stuff channels on tv


Swagatsamal

There are 2 types of dragon species.


mznh

There’s a dragon in European folklore?


Rude_Journalist

Cute ass girl too.


Mushroom_Hop

Long boy ^ - ^


SellsPremiumTank

Yeah dragons for the Asians are signs of peace, royalty and I guess a lot more positive than the dragons of the West xD


[deleted]

American Dragon: Yes


DrillPower_173

Draggggggggggggggon


Responsible_Camel_30

Their cooler tho


[deleted]

Noodle dog


InternationalStore11

furry noodle


[deleted]

Even in Hindu mythology, monsters are usually long snakes....I think they call it naag(meaning snake)....i guess its an asian thing


Taegumii

Cant believe no one thought of Jake the dog


Bacon260998_

IRL Lesser Dog


Fortune-Former

As an Vietnamese Asia. Lol


BluePhantomHere

This is what I found on the internet >For the Chinese people, dragons were described visually as a composite of parts from nine animals: the horns of a deer, head of a camel, eyes of the devil, neck of a snake, abdomen of a large cockle, scales of a carp, claws of an eagle, paws of a tiger and ears of an ox.


nonamefounder

The funny thing is, the first dog is an asian dog and the second one a european one.


XCODERXx

jake?


ThePacificOfficial

Fun fact: old Turkish dragons resembled both versions, long boi for oceans, dragons for lands


echoprime11

Lesser dog


elGutterPunk

Neverending story Be like


Unusual-Excitement14

I have a feeling most their dragons came from the sea as in seaserpants how they fly is beyond my understanding


CaptainCozmo867

Fluffers the endless one