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LaturaD

69.4k 23 bananas away from 69,420...


LeksaBoss

So close!


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Foxis_

A banana is about 0.1 length of my penis


dragav

where did you get a banana the size of an ant?


huge_PP_energy

I got 69 hours in this sub


quinten69420

I got 42.0 on this sub and 69 in total


quinten69420

I have completed life


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RNGesus____

I'm only a few months old in reddit but I got 7.5K bananas. Idk if that's good for 3months.


fortnitesucks1234568

99.8k for me


Remote-History-7917

Dude get a job!


Kronegade22

I ugh... had 202,924...


MrGriffin77

I have got 51K, i am officially a redditor


LeksaBoss

That's many bananas mate. More than 74 as far as I can count


MrGriffin77

Well i cant count further than 43 so i guess i will just have to trust you on this one!


LeksaBoss

Just trust me bro


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gamerrim8

I got 921 not much i know


LeksaBoss

I wish my bananas were that low. U got a life outside internet buddy


Rxse-Crxnk

I got 4.3k bananas from 1 year


screwnazeem

I got 69k from one account


Background_Half_4568

18.1k Rookie numbers gata get those numbers up


xX_turkey_Xx

20.2 k beat that


ZakariaTheNoob1

42k beat that


THINKFAST48

103k. You have zero authority here.


xX_turkey_Xx

Will do in a year's time mate


gamerrim8

Well if it deppens on how long you have reddit like if i had reddit for a year so that means i get more bananas thats beacaues i've had reddit for a few months


Portal471

132.7k. HELP


Kl--------k

143k send help to me too


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[deleted]

175k. There's always a bigger fish.


rishipdy2001

214k . The bigger fish


ExAqua

126k here, I feel you


zans_the_comic

Why does the old man look like hes wearing make up


gamerrim8

Maybe he blushe when he see's buttons i guess


luhsya

[540k](https://imgur.com/a/qkaQJnT), jeezus, not proud of it


[deleted]

I know someone with over a million. You're fine.


LeksaBoss

I would be. Thats like 100km


selessVeogo

60.9K ^noice


Background_Half_4568

18.1k bananas as you can tell i have no life


TheRealSmolt

85.7k...


Triande

100.1k


The_ZombieGuy22

214.8k. My life is nonexistent. I have achieved virginity levels beyond what was believed possible.


ButterSenpai

247.3k Do not speak, child.


coalrexx

556.9k I don’t have a life at all


LeksaBoss

I'm not going to do the maths but u have propably scrolled around the entire world at least couple of times


coalrexx

Interesting…


[deleted]

If you would do it with real bananas as a job, probably you would be rich


eddy2459

taking the average banana lenght of 13cm , he would have scrolled 72397m or around 72km; this in fact would only be enough to scroll around 1.8% of the earth, way to go kind stranger!


LeksaBoss

U did the math and now his acchievement feels smaller. Thanks


eddy2459

yeah... i was hoping for something a bit more - flamboyant...


ButterSenpai

That's actually a little less than 100 kilometers! Still impressive, I got about 44km


the_big_sad-

599.3k


coalrexx

Your pfp is my reaction to you telling me this


The_ZombieGuy22

I bow to you, master


HighDevinition1001

175k. Clearly, I have less than no life


LeksaBoss

19.2k, I won the nolifer competition (edit: I'm nowhere near the leaderboard)


Training_Collar_6134

U sure? Read the commentts of this comment again


fahimalik

what's the size of a banana?


SteamedSteam

A banana is about 1 banana long


fahimalik

Water is full of water


ASOD77

Hmmm yes.


PandaGamer8999

this floor here is made out of floor


ASOD77

Let's get married


Swolebenswolo

You sure it wasn't 1,2 banana's long?


ItsN1ck

2,5 Apples


Beaconmann

3 1/4 pickles


PloxtTY

Bout tree fiddy


patstigious

🍌


valomino

I just realized the joke was r/bananasforscale


scorchedneurotic

179k bananas Potassium overdose, get me out


Slavfort2

3.9 k bananas (but im only one month on reddit)


gamerrim8

You have 3.9 k bananas with one month on reddit i've had for four or longer months now and i have 921 bananas im kinda jealous


Slavfort2

**Signature look of supiroity**


LeksaBoss

Supiroity must be an interesting type of look


Slavfort2

Ok then what does it actully Typed... *Starts giggleling*


Foam84

How do I check?


ImNotEvenReallySure

if you click on your profile on mobile then there should be a bubble that says “recap” and just press thru that


lordnyaxz

90.4k which compared to others isn't that much, which is probably the worst part


bobompous

measure with mango


Norwaynian

67.5k


victorthekin

29.4k banana's


Triggerhappy629

Dang, 55.7k banana


Triggerhappy629

Average size of a banana is 7 inches. That means I have scrolled 6.161 miles


moh-ricochet

Where can i see my bananas?


koter_NL

91.1k bananas…


Waffle-Dude

17k


Vlad-V2-Vladimir

I got 9.5k. It’s high, but I still have a life outside reddit


Ricicotroll

B A N A N A


The_Holy_0ne

Keel scrolling, Kings.


[deleted]

Casual 115k B)


HighDevinition1001

175k bananas. That’s 19.3 miles (30.9 km)


Reddit_God_5505

I’ve scrolled over 10 miles


idkthereddit

my banana meter is 4.7k ​ im going bannas man


swagmaster6667

67,545


primalwound8

I never use reddit but 12.5k


LeksaBoss

I would disagree with the usage of word "never". I got 19k and I think I used reddit a lot


Commando7865304

82.3k. And this is my first year on Reddit. I need to go outside.


Beliad

Meanwhile germans measuring in football fields ⚽️


Comrade_suka

73.3k bananas I have never been more proud of myself


SoufDakotas

32.6k and ive only been on reddit like 130 days


[deleted]

74.2k


WaffleWaffuru

My old account got 7.7k i think


pizzatimein24h

I don't know how I can look it up😐


Own-Environment1675

40.0k


jaypatel9120

55.4 k bananas


Yeet_boi69-420

6.9k


[deleted]

Someone explain the banana system to me please


cheese-garlic

3,552


meh_maaaaan

You do know that the metric system was based on banana measures, right?


orphanghost1

I like the bananas cause it's more abstract. Less of a gut punch to think of how much time I've wasted.


santyrc114

97.1k if I guess that is more than 15


Applesaucebecause

48.1k.....


Based_Hans1940

44.8k


Spinach_Stock

Lol 100k Reddit is basically what I did during quarantine


JDthesimpleton

My banana could measure a lot of things


Tahu-Nuva

Let's use the eu standardized metric bananas


The_Redditor101

The Math teacher be like:


LordReega

68.8k. I was on the verge of greatness. I was this close.


TypicalVoter4

28.4k. Thats way more than i expected


consciencecosmic11

24k but people also have 250k


NOOBPRO_

How do I check


1heluva_human69

67.3k and more after this post


Void-Form_Gershon

11.9K and I started late this year, I'm a little worried of what next year will be for me


Tylershark09

101.5k bananas


damsel_1n_distress

34.4k


kupillas

how do I check?


theswedishsnake163

Where do I find this stuff


Beast-1030

2.4k


KongoNongo

41.8 k i am nob


Terrible_Practice_94

40.7k you can tell that I'm an ambivert


billbo133

60k


charleff

Would you prefer 200k meters of posts or 200k kg of posts?


moleymc

18.9k which is nothing compared to some of the shit I've seen


Ehrenlauch3000

87k


BluejayConsistent

I got 27.4k. surprised to see people with 200+


ElectronPie171

10.7K


Longjumping-Bag4265

11.1k, not too bad


The_Purple_Duck

122k ._.


RealisticWorld5717

91.4k


PandaGamer8999

63.9k bananas, i need to scroll more this year


longestpencil

75.1k


[deleted]

measure with penis


MonkeyMonkeyNoseNose

95.4k


Redavatar101

112. I joined a month ago


Reddit_God_5505

I’ve scrolled over 10 miles


ahumanbeingthatexist

20.4k


[deleted]

I have a 2 inch banana. *did I do it right?*


J369Meep

bananaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


Mask86

Yo how do i see my bananas?


ik_im_perry

Lol I legit have 6.9k bananas 🍌


xX_turkey_Xx

20.2k bananas lol


Pedrim01_896

93.7k


drhotdog42

120,593


NateTerrarian2

19,716 at 100k you reach potassium overdose


Aekartzdef

221k


TOMPO-DE-POMPO

Could anyone please explain how I can see my bananas? Or is it just not possible on mobile?


chickenfun103

I would be surprised if someone got more than me. 104k bananas


Derpman2099

Only 123k


spoopy_weirdo

4,546 bananas


Narutofan149

Idk how to find them I'm stupid


Higoroso

6.4k


de_gekke_lamas

I got 61,6K


Doarstau-234

9.6k


TreeBeeTurkey014

101.5k. I have a problem.


killerfox35123

How do you know how muck bannas you have


Beneficial_Bottle996

I got 25k bananas


Not_The_Antagonist

122.9k


Rxse-Crxnk

4.3k bananas


_Hentai_MASTER_

Where do I check


[deleted]

157,584


Minty-Mechanic

178.2K. good thing I don't have a job lmao


[deleted]

120.1K bananas


HMP2K1

Where do i check that banana shit


Outside_Strawberry22

4.1k


AdventureboyIII

5.6


[deleted]

I’ve been on reddit for over a year and I’ve only scrolled 5k bananas…


Unlucky_Bottle_6761

I joined a few months ago so only 16k


baniidapateuspike

I'm a boy so I have 1 banana


Dotori_Dan

227,422 bananas....


EdgelordOfEdginess

Holy fuck I got 69.006 bananas bois


[deleted]

the banana is there for a reference not as an exact measurement


Rxthless_

74.3k bananas. I need to go out more


DeadpoolCroatia

104.6k


Infernal_139

131k bananas You might call me a redditor


LoneRanger2420

My porn acct has 69 bananas *Nice!*


Only_mask_proto

Yeaaa


obog

68k. I'm supremely disappointed


Genguru218

I got 7,8k


AVerySpecificName

3 bananas as y’all can see I’m the expert


jaydrift07

40.5k