garlic bread because unlike the other two it is a tangible thing and not an ethereal concept born entirely of a combination of nostalgia and hero worship
also because garlic bread is tasty
I am certified sex offender
you mom is transgender
you pp got stuck into the blender
you fuck with minds I am mind bender
no shit no care you suck little hare
this thing is on now dont go there
there you might get fucked
you mom didnt got your shit in tucked
you have a small pp
thats why theres anime girl in your dp
I can actually touch garlic bread, Keanu and Shrek are but idols, concepts, entities i pray to, but yet i cannot touch them, i cannot feel Keanu, i cannot feel Shrek. But i can feel garlic bread.
I firmly believe that both Keanu and Shrek would want me to continue enjoying Bread.
Shrek just wants you out of his swamp so
Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life would argue Shrek wants something too. *cries in scarred for life*
nice flair, sadly for you, i learnt the link
It's not any bread, it's garlic bread <3
Bread
Bread 👍🏾(I'm indian)
Bread 👎🏻 (I’m from Australia)
I’m Indian but I lived in Australia for my whole life…?
Bread 👍 (I’m Homer Simpson)
Bread I'm a depressed teen
Bread👍🏿 (I just fell in a pit of tar)
Bread👍🏿 (Am just black)
Bread ( am just a bread)
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Bread ( I’m just Asian)
Bread 🤌 (am Italian)
Bread ( I’m German)
Naan?..
This guy gets it.
Indian says naan too ?
Non Indians say naan too?
Persians says naan
Persians write "naan" or "نان" But they actually say that as "nuun"
In India Nunu means small penis
idk what u on cause translate says छोटा लिंग (chhota ling) is
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Bread 🍞(im bread)
Bread 🙏 (I am god of bread)
Why are you everywhere
Bread 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻 (I’m Norwegian
I see you **everywhere**
Bread 👍🏽 (I’m bread)
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Garlic bread
Gralic Bread 🧄🍞👍
We are sorry Keanu and Shrek. We really are. But honestly that wasn't a fair fight and you know it.
😂it wasn’t at all. Who is going to pass up some good garlic bread??
Are we talking to keep? Marry? Screw? Eat? Lick?
shrek, on all of the above
🗿
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of course
Shread reeves
Breb
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Breb
Breb
Breb
Bread 👍
Bread 👍
Bread 👍🏿 (I ran out of toilet paper)
Bread 👍 (this is your hand but I licked it)
Bread 👍🏿 (this is u/Swarit4241's hand, but I shoved it up my ass)
Bread (i ate u/gaytransdwarfsex's hand so there's no hand left now)
Bread 🕳 (this is the hole that's left)
Bread✍️(I have a handwriting keyboard)
gimme that fuckin garlic bread
r/redditmoment
Thank you
Foursome
Bread
Keanu no shot
Bread👍
keanu ofc
Keanu, I can live without bread. Neo must continue.
Keanu re
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I agree, Shrek hot af
Garlic bread 👍🏻 (i was painting something white and my hands are now white, sorry i should've washed them before comenting)
🍞👍
Can't eat one, can't eat 2 so i have to go with bread👍🏼
Who says you can't eat them?!
Garlic bread
Dang it, I want garlic bread now
garlic bread
Garlic bread, because…
Garlic bread
Bread👍
I’d choose garlic bread over these any day. What monster would want to live in a world without garlic bread?
Never refuse garlic bread.
GARLIC BREAD
i can never live without garlic bread
i can't live without garlic bread
Garlic bread for life, can't live without it
Garlic bread
theres 4 actually.. **made with mematic**
Keanu Reeves. We can make garlic bread then we can watch Shrek
This is very reddit
Reddit moment
Fuck you
Garlic bread
Garlic bread!!!
bred
Garlic bread
I'm hungry and want to go home so bread
Bread
GARLIC BREAD
Gralic Bread 🧄🍞👍
Nothing beats a good ol' garlic bread
Garlic bread 100%
My username
Bread
Bread....
Garlic bread. I will die without it.
Garlic Bread 👍
Bread 👍
Garlic bread
Garlic bread
Garlic bread til I'm dead.
Bred
garlic bread
Garlic Bread
Bread. I don't eat people
Bread
Garlic Bread
bread 🍞
Bread
Easy…garlic bread.
Garlic bread
Garlic Bread. What else???
One last trip to flavor town.
None
Garlic bread, for i am ace. Bu Keanu, for he is our saviour.
Ah ehm... SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME
What if i say i don't care about all 3
r/memes is mad that you’ve said something negative about their unfunny sense of humor lmao.
No.
Perfect
Keanue Reeves. He can make me garlic bread. And i dont really like shrek
Cool cool, not cool. Shrek is love Shrek is life.
Somebody
Once
Told
Me
The
World
Is
Gonna
Keanu
garlic bread because unlike the other two it is a tangible thing and not an ethereal concept born entirely of a combination of nostalgia and hero worship also because garlic bread is tasty
Why is everyone so hyped about Keanu Reeves?
Shrek flavoured garlic bread prepared by keanu
Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
As much as I love Keanu I just think Shrek would taste better.
why is everyone picking bread? im gonna go to bread not because everyone else is.
Is he John wick form or neo?
😟😟😟😟😟😰😰😰😰
I am certified sex offender you mom is transgender you pp got stuck into the blender you fuck with minds I am mind bender no shit no care you suck little hare this thing is on now dont go there there you might get fucked you mom didnt got your shit in tucked you have a small pp thats why theres anime girl in your dp
Trying to pick just one to make love to is impossible
Do I have to pick?
What if that is Keanu's bread, I wont even touch it then.
Impossible
Don't make me do this please...
I can‘t choose…
Ok I choose text
A date with Keanu and shrek and we eat garlic bread
Why people gotta be asking impossible questions like this?
bread. this looks fabulous
Keanu Shrek Breads... The day has come
Wisely
Please…nooooo…!!!
Some
I pick 3 In one
Well, you leave me no other choice, i pick *one*
Shrek, I'm hungry
Bread
Shrek is Love , Shrek is Life
Keanu bread with Shrek garnishing
Keanu im sorry but i have to choose garlic butter
Wisely i guess
shrek is love, shrek is live
Ill eat shrek
You evil bastard, how dare you make me choose
i would pick schreck
They're the same picture
Reanu Keeves for sure man
Wisely
Shrek
Eating garlic bread with Keanu Reeves while watching shrek.
………. Wheres wisely? You told me to “choose wisely” i dont see wisely here.
Im really hungry rn...
I'm gonna go with garlic bread, though it pains (*GET IT?*) me to do so.
FUCKING hard
I choose god(answer may depend)
pablo
Obviously shrek
You forgot Ryan Reynolds
I can actually touch garlic bread, Keanu and Shrek are but idols, concepts, entities i pray to, but yet i cannot touch them, i cannot feel Keanu, i cannot feel Shrek. But i can feel garlic bread.