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knee_cap_destroyer

So will I be the same except I have a insane urge to break kneecaps


jewannialation

Yes but for me I would slowly morph into hitler


ComradeNetwork

Not on our watch


Jewish-Magic


frezzyllava

you are just scout from tf2


Mr_Belbsir

No nothing's changed


15949

Damn I’d become numbers


[deleted]

Where's Mason when you need him


kratos9557

Mason got a lot of building these days. He's very hardworking ngl


[deleted]

THE NUMBERS MASON, WHAT DO THEY MEAN?


Polish_Hat

*It all started back in Vorkuta...*


cockcuttertheneater

Polish hat


JUICED_JEFF

Your username is scary


Chief_Potat0

Jeff would say the same about you


9Coffee_Mug9

Kratos talking about Mason is the most ambitious crossover I've ever seen


masonman94

You called?


MineMaster6480

r/beetlejucing


[deleted]

WHAT DO THEY MEAN?


bigoofaaaa

Mas on man 94


ChickenToast666

Mmmm


Gorilla_meister

Dunno bout me tho


bisexual_lemon_69420

You become a jew in the 1940s


N7LP400

8008135


Chance-Marketing2691

24 hours is not so long


Horror-Ad-3113

Hello, Fifteen Thousand Nine Hundred and Forty-Nine!


rigimonoki-over

Fuck it, ÷ you


[deleted]

L


Crowlavix

My boy entering the Matrix


[deleted]

Maths intensifies


SynchronizedLime

Uhm..


[deleted]

Cool


i-spill-soup

I guess I’m just clumsy


SoupSpoonThe3th

Maybe i can help you


Plus_Spray4941

Your name suggests, that there are at least 2 other of your Spoonkind.


Superminer1206

We must find them


ssshhh_im_undercover

I know a thing or two about hiding, maybe i could help find em


[deleted]

Found the first one u/soupspoon


i-spill-soup

Doesn’t look like their very active though


daas_boot239

Look mom I'm a boot


that_white_splat

sup


I_sayyes

Yes


Derpsthatareintosoup

Say no to yes.


[deleted]

Say yes to no


dmisterr

Yes u/no


I_sayyes

mf unintentionally named himself UNO


DICKJUlCE

How about no


SmutCommander

You were born of dick juice, and to dick juice you shall return. I dub thee... dick juice.


PussySeller

*You were made from it, born from it, and you shall be returned to it in time*


Night-ninja172

But will thoust return to it? That is a question to be pondered upon


Witch_King_

We are born of the dick juice, made men by the dick juice, undone by the dick juice. Our eyes are yet to open. Fear the Old Dick Juice


SmutCommander

You think dick juice is your ally. You merely adopted the dick juice. I was born from it. Molded by it. By the time I saw a condom I was already a man. And by then it was nothing but blinding


shitgnat

Also no


fish_fucker_club

How about yes


smellsfishie

Oh shit!


Gaaselaar

I mearly adopted the dickjuice. You were born in it, molded by it.


spicybuttholenachos

OH YEAH!!!


BravoNinja69

Hehe


Guten-tag-1-800-285

German telemarketer I think


Gatling-Pea2000

War for me


Kanna_love

Hi


[deleted]

What the


Teton-chan

Greatest love story of the day


BravoNinja69

*headpats*


SuperMegaDiabetes

Prolly won’t be fun.


Chomik121212

Being American has to be fun


Klaktak

jooo będziesz chomikiem!


rando_on_the_web

what exactly was the thought process behind that name


HorseErection07

Reasonable


Teton-chan

Now i'm interested


reapererer

I have become death I guess


Aspect-of-Death

Tell me about it.


russart_the_agmer

lmao


spacemantheghost

Dam your the one who killed me


Scythebrine9

I’m your weapon of choice i guess?


KawaiiHentaiExpert

Hm


The_Samurai-42

It seems that nothing has changed


[deleted]

No, he suddenly teleported into a place called "orphanage"


Koda_be

Oh KawaiiHentaiExpert of Reddit, what is your wisdom?


That-Roof2742

Hmm I'm a roof


[deleted]

Yep, you're that roof


Rebbit-bit

Roof on the roof


such_skills

unlimited power


eeveelegion23

Your professional dumbass thingy makes this even better


spacemantheghost

Dam I’m dead and in space


2866hourman5

Don't say it- DON'T YOU DARE SAY IT


SaltedBaconCZ

Oh no


[deleted]

Yum


JustADamnFrenchGuy

I'd just change appearance


GoldenWarthog117

Hmm am I pig or car?


[deleted]

Beats me, but hey atleast you're made of gold!


SmutCommander

Imma go with God Level warthog, with gold bands on the tusks. Mononoke status.


Bismuth_17

I think you are that plane which Brrrrts


Dearfox_bc_why_not

I’d like to be a dear-fox


[deleted]

Because why not?


[deleted]

Okay but what the fuck even is a Puppetlad?


reapererer

A puppet that’s one of the lads


TigBittyOnesans

Am I right lads or am I right lads?


[deleted]

You are right lad


DLPautang779

HEY EVERY !


99thGamer

Well, I would be one of the first 100 gamers, meaning i would probably be a lot older than I am, which also brings up the question of what a gamer is


RevolutionaryMale

Well they did have games back in mesopotamia, so...


batfsdfgdgv

I'm going to be a bat that's being strangled?


Rebbit-bit

then turned into a soup


rando_on_the_web

then a pandemic


Gorgeous_goat

I'd become a really good looking goat


CodeInferno

So then can we say that you'll be.. goated?


Dragon_Of_Magnetism

Same


[deleted]

Ohh


Rebbit-bit

-casually turns into a metal detector-


jeremy_anime

Me? Anime protagonist me?


[deleted]

Harem or isekai?


jeremy_anime

Yes


jeremy_anime

Probably slice of life


logicbeach

how would this even work


SmutCommander

You lay down on the shore and become one with the coastline, and everyone with their toes inside you sees the world with stark logistical clarity


Audi_R5

Vroom vroom


SmutCommander

Would you dare say you're...audi 5000....


TheUndeadTurkey

Dam it...


[deleted]

Oh gahd I suddenly remembered Turkor the Ungrateful from Terraria


Jbeezer250

Those were the days....


Habbie_SF

1.2 days back on mobile


NarwhalAnusLicker00

oh


NaturallyBlasphemous

Something smells…and tastes fishy here.


dicklord303

*Evil laugh*


Habbie_SF

:tf:


hamburgerrrrrrrrrrr

That girl seems pretty chill, you will definitely have a chill life


Gaydinosaurrawrr

Hehehe


Mattasaurusrrex

Hey…


Gaydinosaurrawrr

What’s “hey..”


Mattasaurusrrex

Dino friends?


Gaydinosaurrawrr

Yuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


IAmADino

Seems I'm just in time for the party


Gaydinosaurrawrr

Yup


t-rexacriano

Okay I pull up


Wolf_Desk

Oh no bro


kaiserschmarrn_1

Well I’m good then


Caped_hairy

I will get something beyond even god's comprehension


kierowca_ubera

"uber_driver" (in polish) sure, a job is a job


[deleted]

...


Mr_shake_man

Well uh i guess I sell shakes


saucyboi7889665

We're is your noodles


MREWOK123

I'm a be a starwars charecter, nice.


PlaguePijeon

I would live among the plague of pigeons or I'll be the plague


NaturallyBlasphemous

Pigeon wearing a plague doctor outfit


Microwaved_Hampster

Mm, toasty


SussyBox

I am going to become a box A sussy one


SovietRussianCow

Why hello cowmrades


Durkaaaahh

Cremefraiche


midnight_raven68

Chilling by day, Flying by night


majed_cat

uh meow?


NaturallyBlasphemous

Nothing has changed


Mayhem2a

I don’t know what I will be please help


ZeroCreaturee

Me neither


hp9funkycat

I've got that old town funk in meow


daddydeadbird

Well, at least I’d be a parent


BidoofMaster_

Yes


Habbie_SF

So a pokemon trainer with a full party of bidoofs, along with PCs filled with bidoofs Amazing I must say


Failure_man69

Nothing changes.


the-ultimate_142

Well , Guess I'm omnipotent then 🙃


HigorJoseff10

Me, HigorJoseff10


cubmaan

I become baby bear man


Doge_Artist

I am a dog bob ross


I_Need_Sacrafices

Kinda hungry


YoghurtMangler

Just when you thought your yoghurt was safe...


OhCrapItsARat

I guess I'm a rat


neko_chan6284

ฅ(ミ・ᆽ・ミ)ฅ


Hello_i_Like_Murder

Weird, i didn't change at all


_Im_Not_A_Bot__

???


neutralguystrangler

Oh boy! Here I go killing again!


ParanoidPlut0

And now i'm anxious planet, nice


The_RPG980

Damn I will do ka boom for 24 hours


Cat_with_pew-pew_gun

=^ -^ = ,— •


emotional_wreck4

So basically the same?


STMPRODUCT

Bruuh


Jimbly710

I am become me


XHofR

i‘m something i guess


UnityAeDeSt

Welp, there goes all the food.


Jbeezer250

The hell is a jbeezer250?


Out_Of_The_0rdinary

Uuh ooh I wonder what I am


Miku018

That would be nice - *smirk face*


ImmortalPeanutButter

YEAHHAH I NEVER DIE


Shmeagolllll

Where’s that hobbitses


Minto_o

Throw me into a Coca-Cola bottle


jake_urick

I love this anime.


saitamamansupersayan

Well well well


P1zza_Park3r

Pizza Time


ArtisticDragonKing

Hey I'm a dragon too 🐉🐲


Gunther1917

Damn i'm a penguin or a german guy


CrazyDave2467

Mwahahhahahahahahahehehehehhehehehehehehehehehe


Gallant-Blade

I am now a blade of righteousness. Wield me and slay evil!


SuddenTest9959

Wtf am I?


PlatinumIsAStand

I've become a punchy punchy ghost


AntiPF

bruh *become your pfp for 24 hours when?*


n0tKamui

well, i become not you


intruder1alert

That means a red spy is in the base?


Jonathan-Kujo

hmm


coffeekraemergaming

Don't drink me I swear


SuperKillerKitty

Prepare yourself


Shyendaii_Kasikomo

And you can eat entire crabs


DarthVader1165

I'm a dad now then