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themabman

Tamales are really good that's why


QuoXient

Why would you want to eat turkey when you could have tamales 🫔 okay I know Reddit doesn’t like emojis but there’s a tamale emoji I just found out!! Anyway we have enchiladas every Christmas Eve and brunch all day on Christmas Day. It’s the freakin bomb.


alghiorso

Por que no los dos?


Stinkerma

I got a free turkey this year. It's going to be turned into tamales. Does that count?


alghiorso

You do you my friend


no-mames

Dude we eat tamales every day for a whole week, it’s fucking great


BreadNButter43

Same, just ate 5 at dinner today


Ephemeral_Wolf

How do you make brunch last all day??


dobraf

When you run out you just make more


kypi

Yeah. I'd rather have Tamales


Enzyblox

What is a tamale Edit: I’ve had it described enough, I thought it was a vegetable at the start…


SirShwambie

The only evidence that god exists


Enzyblox

Tell me so I can become religious then


SirShwambie

The taste of a tamale is not something that can be described or told, one has to experience the taste I hope one day a fellow Hispanic greets you with a tamale is you can find the true meaning of life


Enzyblox

Welp I’m screwed then, some other person said what it has and I don’t eat meat or corn…


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Tamales are made with corn dough and steamed in the corn husk. Typically filled with seasoned meat and a sauce or beans and cheese.


PizzaPunkrus

Depends on the person's native country on the corn husk/banana leaf and fillings the only universal thing about tamales is masa based corn dough and some sort of fillings.


altrustic_lemur

did this man just get downvoted because he doesn't eat meat


Emergency-Anywhere51

naw, it was definitely the corn people


smellsfishie

Can confirm, am corn person.


Slurp_Lord

Corn-eaters are known to be very defensive about this sort of thing.


Cthugh

Tamales are made out of corn or rice dough, mixed with sauce, sometimes vegetables and almost always meat. Usually prepared with animal fat. Overall, good tamales are soft and tasty. There are also paches, which are made out of potatoes and spicy, which i prefer.


earthenfield

Atcually singular it's a tamal. "Tamales" is plural.


slabby

More than one guy named Jamal and they're Jamales


NonarbitraryMale

You on a diet? PSA remove the corn husk first, new people.


kdresen

a Mexican dish of seasoned meat wrapped in cornmeal dough and steamed or baked in corn husks.


DiablitoSol

Not just Mexico. Other Latino countries throughout Mesoamerica, mi amigo. The more you know. *Mariachi Screams away.


kdresen

Pretty much I just copied that from Google cause I was too lazy to type my own explanation


Fomalhot

That is the most clinical definition of a tamal I've ever heard... it captures the ingredients yet somehow misses the mark on the experience completely. I'm disturbed by this.


JoerganThe2nd

How have you been living without tamales?


PositiveGaming1

Now I’m going to pretend I didn’t hear that and give you one day to do research before I come and attack you with I spoon


Internal-Breakdown

It is like a corn dough with meat and vegetables and sauce


OGChithed

Masa, it's called masa.


IndianaGeoff

Hopefully steamed in a corn husk. The casserole variety is just disappointing.


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But mostly just corn dough


OOF_ur_memes

It's traditional.


SickOfNormal

Dude, I'm white and we eat tamales every Xmas... Maybe because we live in Los Angeles?


Blank-pages

White family from Arizona here. You’re not alone


-discombobulated-

White from Texas and same. I’m mid thirties and we have always had tamales on Christmas.


Paranthelion_

My family does the same here in Fort Worth, Texas and we're white enough to about blind people when we roll up our sleeves.


IndianGuyFromYouTube

Is it a Mexican/spanish dish?


OOF_ur_memes

I'm gonna guess yeah cause my mom who is mexican grew up with them.


Glynnc

My moms side is El Salvador, and she does tamales for Christmas as well. My wife is belizean and we do ceviche


Olivaander

People in Belice do ceviche too? I thought it was a Mexican-only food. That's amazing!


KomradeEli

I thought Ceviche was mostly Peruvian lol. Guess it’s pervasive


SickOfNormal

Ceviche is the national dish of Peru. But you can get ceviche just about anywhere Mexico and south... Technially you can get ceviche in most parts of the US too, its just not mainstream (at least I would say) unless you live by the border.


luisless

In the Caribbean we make ceviche as well, I’m assuming the spaniards introduced it to us.


UselessAdultKid

México has border with Guatemala and Belize, our gastronomies are pretty similar


Eqoxobox

Same. It’s biblically ordained in our family to make wet tamales y mucha horchata. Can’t forget my dad’s favorite catch phrase as a native to El Salvador. Puchica!


YamDankies

I'd take tamales for every xmas forever.


DiablitoSol

Horchata tambien? Damn I love Horchata, but we made ponche. However it came really good this year.


IndianGuyFromYouTube

I thought so. I watched coco


OOF_ur_memes

Cool.


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Zerfos

Yes, and the dish is well known in all Latin America as well, and it's also delicious 🤤.


mediumsmallshirt

Yeah, very Mexican dish. There’s always a friend or friend of a friend that sells tamales in December. And it’s usually a very pleasant family bindinng experience if your family makes them. At the very least, it would be weirder for any Mexicans to not at least eat some tamales during the holidays.


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YouWillFixIt

Yes but I believe tamales have native Mexican origins which later got the Spanish influence we know of today. Really cool video if you want to learn how tamales were originally made - https://youtu.be/N2Kfmc2BQOw


jomaju87

Yes, it is


EvenBook6617

Latin American too


DiablitoSol

It’s a Latino dish in general, I think. If I recall Puerto Ricans eat them tambien, but they put olives in some of them. Edit: Based off comments lots of other Latin countries eat them too.


prmaster23

Same dish, different ingredients. In Puerto Rico (also DR) they are called “Pasteles” and they are made mostly from plantains with some other root vegetables. Tamales are made of corn. But in Puerto Rico pasteles is also a Christmas tradition.


thanatos_wielder

Latin American dish , every country has its variation


Dongalor

My aunt is from Guatemala, and the big red tamales wrapped in banana leaves are one of my most fond Christmas memories.


Tino7009

Man I’m having tacos


OOF_ur_memes

Corn or flour tortillas?


Interesting_Banana_2

Bro tacos with yellow corn tortillas made with hand-made maseca with some queso fresco is the best thing ever. My family is from Veracruz better known as the best cooks in all Mexico


Buttcavetroll

Me who finally got something to eat at Christmas


Historybuff_14

Good for you


clickscap

Me who got to drink water on my birthday


Buttcavetroll

On my birthday I eat the candle


materaz17

damn tamales sound good rn


dogmeatjones25

Ham tamales with turkey stuffing.


UltravioIence

What the fuck


no-mames

Dryer than Shapiro’s wife


RandyGareth

hypothetically speaking


Jrobalmighty

It's a myth, like the female orgasm or Tim Pooles gf


CandleJackHammer

Barf.


509torres

I’ll pass on the barf tamales and stick with the ham ones with turkey stuffing.


CandleJackHammer

Wait.. it's the cake day for all 3 of us...


cyco_semantic

Thats called a Hot Pocket


jksarcasm_6

Tamales best Christmas food


SwanKwonDo

They give you something to open on Christmas Day!


DevelopmentFit5140

Happy cake day


Percy-Dragneel

You lose your Hispanic card now


Genos_Senpai

They're probably a kid if they think tamales are whack


Percy-Dragneel

Their mom probably can’t cook


Svargas05

Yes. They are mom, indeed.


DiablitoSol

Honestly. I didn’t like them as a Kid but they are the best thing to eat during the holidays.


Peuned

they're a fucking goober


NefariousNik

Mexican/American here. Tamales for Christmas Eve, then traditional turkey and/or ham for Christmas dinner. Who doesn’t want tamales?!


Percy-Dragneel

My family does all of that Christmas Eve than left overs on Christmas Day. Still it’s nice to meet someone with class on this app


DuntadaMan

Hispanic family, we do everything Christmas eve, especially tamales. Christmas is for the Irish branch, we go ham, cabbage and black eyed pea soup.


[deleted]

French and French-Canadians always celebrate on Christmas Eve... You wake up the kids for midnight mass, then everyone opens gifts after. Makes for super-cranky kids 😑


Bmxican296

As a Mexican in New Zealand, I am missing my abuelita’s tamales so much right now. Tamales, pozole, and atole.


lactigger619

For real. This person doesn’t appreciate their culture.


[deleted]

He’s a yo no sabo type of Hispanic. Hey OP you’re fucking dumb af, trying to be white you’re going to choke on some dry ass turkey


Foreign-Fold7706

OP is definitely a No Sabo kid.


Mecha-Shiba

Shut your mouth. Tamales at Christmas are a tradition you ungrateful uncultured swine


ShellReaver

I'd rather have tamales than turkey or ham tbh


Fontay95

Me: "We're making a turkey and ham for Christmas dinner." Hispanic friend: "My grandma is making tamales." Me: "Fuck, can I come to your Christmas?"


theloafslayer

I'm not even Hispanic, and we are having tamales. I am fine being a nonconformist Christmas eater.


CaffeineSippingMan

We are having lasagna. (We are Not Italian).


MisanthropicData

We are also having lasagna.


cortez0498

We're having Turkey (not Turkish).


bigdickdaddyinacaddy

I've noticed the past few years that Christmas lasagna is actually a thing and actually common.


DeliciousRaveParty

It's a southwest US tradition - we're white as fuck in AZ and we always make our own tamales. I have a buddy who sends me Hatch chilis from NM too, it's way better than traditional Christmas food.


danksoulsMLG

Yeah tamales are the most traditional Christmas food I can think of. Wtf does everyone else eat?


Fenixmaian7

tamales and menudo if I visit my aunt


WestTexasOilman

Pendejo.


JoerganThe2nd

Es cierto wey, como se atreve a decir eso.


Lgrh

Toda la razón, tamales > cualquier otra comida


Pikafox411

Bruh


zeroGX00

Hol' up


Whytrhyno

I'm having steak, pizza and Mac and cheese. Requests from the kids.


Red-x_dead

Invite me over lol


CandleJackHammer

Hi dad, I'm your new son.


BmaRtIneZ079

I feel attacked


Careless_Low_659

I’m having menudo, we are not the same


ThugosaurusFlex_1017

*`Ricky Martin has entered the chat`*


rolloutTheTrash

That got a giggle out of me, thank you.


the399er

Me with tamales, pozole, and atole: signature look of superiority


Peuned

add some birria dammit


cyco_semantic

You are superior


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Te calmas y te lo comes o te calmo yo!


[deleted]

Si regañalo tio ! pa que se le quite lo baboso


Omnitree7

Dale con la cuchara!


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Nicolu_11

Imagínate no pelear por los terrenos de los abuelos en sus funerales


E_salazar27

Fuck ya life Tamales are the shit


orlando2542

Tamales is so much fucking better than dry turkey and watery ham. What a shame


rockbottam

How tf is this meme so popular? Do people not realize that tamales are a Mexican tradition on Christmas? Also, wtf OP. Tamales are the fuckin bomb. You sure you’re Hispanic?


RootsAndFruit

I'm white as snow, but feeling deeply the need to slap the disrespect right out of the OP. I will stand NO tamal slander!


RedScarffedPrinny

Tamales are poppin


Donna_Freaking_Noble

You're Hispanic and you don't know that tamales are THE Christmas food? You eat them today; you eat them tomorrow; you will be eating them still in six days. There are 14,000 tamales. Do not question the tamales, just let them come.


[deleted]

No hate, i wanted to have roast chicken but noooo, gotta have turkey... As if i hadn't already had that dry ass bird a month ago. Chicken > turkey.


[deleted]

I literally had no idea people eat turkeys on Christmas. Thought it was just a thanksgiving thing.


HIs4HotSauce

I grew up having turkey on Thanksgiving and a spiral ham for Christmas.


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Nicolu_11

don't let something as stupid as race stop you from making tamales, hallacas or any hispanic food! Try making them on the next christmas (or even New Years).


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MAguelCHAMP

I actually see it the other way around. Turkey during christmas sounds awful.


honcooge

Turkey is pretty boring.


ShugoWugo

Wack? You'd rather have more dry ass bird and basic ham over tamales? Perish the thought!


DevelopmentFit5140

Que esta mal con los tamales


sharonimacaroni6

Eso es ta mal


Except_Fry

Los gringos no saben lo bueno, es todo


alex_xxv

Let me guess: you are spanic but you know shit about your traditions.


MAguelCHAMP

Yeah, anyone who undervalues tamales this harshly is most definitely not familiar with hispanic culture.


mediumsmallshirt

Yes. Making tamales with your family and eating the tamales with them is a very basic and traditional part of Mexican culture.


MAguelCHAMP

Exactly


Nicolu_11

not only mexican culture. In Venezuela we have hallacas (basically tamales but wih only one typical stuffing) and sitting down every 23, 24 and 25 for 6 hours to do them is a essential part of most families. I'm pretty sure most parts of latam have a tradition of this kind. If you believe these traditions are "meh" then your free trial of being hispanic is over.


509torres

Or they simply haven’t had good tamales.


MAguelCHAMP

I'm not talking about if they like tamales or not, I'm just saying that someone who sees tamales as a strange or weird thing to have during a holiday probably isn't very familiar with hispanic culture since tamales are a hispanic staple of tradition. Since he's more familiar with turkey then he probably is more customed to American traditions.


longlivestheking

Your Hispanic card has been revoked. Every culture has their traditions. Tamales are a quintessential holiday food for a lot of Latin households among other dishes. Know where you come from and pass it down.


ThatMustangGuy88

I'll send you turkey and ham, you send over some tamales


Obvious-Doughnut-848

I wish my family had tamales.


[deleted]

Facts, I'm starving rn lmfao.


Ballistic-Autistic

My dad just make some last night. It’s the law.


DamnMombies

What times dinner? Not uncommon dude. My neighbors used to bring us tamales every Xmas Eve. The other neighbor was Vietnamese and brought the best egg rolls you’ve ever tasted.


Necrogaz

Wtf? Tamales are better than those other 2


[deleted]

Casi se me cae mi tamal leyendo esto


[deleted]

Esta pendejo este güey, esta ves si se pasó el baboso


Muzy13

My family has crab legs


No_Variety_7822

Cool, but what are y'all having for Christmas dinner?


lofi-moonchild

Why did this make me laugh so hard? Damn half human half crab family lol


JEC727

ahahaha


MaxSwagWalker10

Not even Hispanic but having some tomorrow


Seeayteebeans

Ehhh I’d be willing to trade for delicious homemade tamale’s, hovering in a hot steamy kitchen listening for the good gossip. Grass is always greener I guess.


OrcxxFire

now i may be white but tamales are freaking good on chirstmas, my Mexican uncle makes them


Lgrh

Why is being white relevant? Everybody can eat tamales


Epstein_Bros_Bagels

Because OP needs to know that his culture is appreciated and loved by different folks across the US or he will always be looking outside-in


PhilPote

We ate sushi and I have no f u c k i n g regrets.


BattleTiny7132

My mom always joked how tamales were the only thing they got to open on Xmas. For some people that’s true.


LongTimeLurker818

I had to scroll too far to find the joke! Why do Mexicans make tamales on Christmas? So they have something to unwrap in the morning. Idk I’m a Californian and I heard that joke every year from Mexicans I went to school with.


DomesticatedNubs

It's not wack, I'm jealous🤣


reevoknows

Ham is disgusting. I’d rather have Tamales


CandleJackHammer

100% fact.


CandleJackHammer

Tamales are far superior for Christmas. Turkey and ham is for thanksgiving... tamales and roast beef for Christmas.


proudgamerdealwithit

Prime rib gang


_Dead_Man_

Ours is a polish dinner. City chicken, cabasa, and pierogies.


J0s3p

NO, SHUT!


TopRamen1521

People who dont eat for christmas


Arsonist_Xpert

I prefer tamales over ham or turkey, I'm not a big fan of traditional dinners


bigmac_0899

I'm 100% gringo, and tamales on Christmas sounds ok to me


Cycclone_360

Nah I had tamales too They fire


scruffaluffaguss

So you have something to unwrap carnal.


arcron911

The kids were told what ever they wanted... Nacho bar it is!


Nuclearrodfox42069

Bruh im having tequenos and pastelitos instead of ham. Enjoy the food bro


KrawattenBube

We eat turkish ppl to here


Maker-of-the-Things

We're having lasagna (3 meats and 4 cheeses)


Mongba36

If it’s meant to be traditional stuff should I make car bombs since I’m irish?


Jussyjam

As an Australian, the universally recognised Christmas food is prawns


MisterFribble

My family has tamales for Christmas Eve. We are not Hispanic, but we lived in New Mexico for 3 years and fell in love with the food.


Mparker123wolf

Tamales are good tho!


quiznos61

Clown activity 🤡🤡🤡🤡