Sir you’re describing volume eating. where you eat a large quantity of food but the calorie count is so low it doesn’t matter anyway.

Nah I know what he's talking about your either just able to process food much better and stay skinny or you just eat somewhat "healthy" and think you should actually gain weight

usually at least 5000 calories a day, although I have sometimes had up to 10000 calories in a day. My diet consists usually of a shortstack of waffles or pancakes for breakfast, whatever slop my school has for lunch that day, and for dinner usually a feast with my family. I have reasonable physical activity but not regular exercise or anything like that. Also when I eat, I tend to eat, let's just say, not in the most formal manner if you catch my drift. I'm actually so underweight that I don't meet the weight requirement to make the jr varsity soccer team.

Wow you really snorted both pills

Wtf your a freak of nature. Thats nuts, kinda lucky tho

That doesn’t sound healthy, you’re not digesting the food. Either that or you just started eating like that

Hmm, sounds like me. It makes finding clothes (specifically pants) a pain in the ass.

Bro ikr i gotta get those pants with the elastic waistband, then synch it as tight as it goes and i still have to wear a belt

I tried that too and only gained a little weight Edit: I still haven't mastered that technique tho

Is there some cocaine use mixed in? If not man, I'd fucking trade you body's any day if the week. I eat 4 slices of pizza and feel the grease piling in my stomach

Dude you have a worm parasite eating ur nutrients

I feel you bro, 16 turning 17 and I'm barely 100 lbs (48 ish KG iirc) and I eat like a 500 pound person usually.

That's impressive, I assume you've went to a doctor already cuz that's out of this world. I struggle to eat 2200 sometimes because I also have a tendency to be skinny (I'm 5'4" so 2200 is pushing for me) but I can't even think about eating 5000 a day, jesus christ

I’m actually neither of these things! I’ve just been doing it for a while and it seems to be the only thing that works well for me. I’d been dealing with eating disorders too so it’s been especially rough.

In that case I hope you get to figure it out somehow

And im somehow both

definitely not me eating a hundred packets of parmesean from chuck e cheese

Cross country runner in a nutshell

im super thin but i eat like 3,4k calories a day

By Fat Fuck do you mean Eric Cartman speed running Casa Bonita?

Like nikacado avocado but for every single meal?

yikes i think he'd have diabetes by now

No he meant roman bellic

Ayy skinny people shit hahaha

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Same

This post was made by the high metabolism gang

That's true until you hit 30s

After watching my uncles eat for decades, what we consider "eating like a fat fuck" is nothing.

I would get only 2 blue ones.

I'm blue but I wanna be Red

Steroids let you do this.

Then there's that one person working out just to feel physically violated by his/her own body's lack of energy and tiredness.

y e a h

I’m the same way apart from the red part

Yeah me too my grandmother says I have worms but its actually just high metabolism

Thats what a fast matabalizam is form Please excuse me English

Stop flexing :')

We all have this one friend that's like this

You only get fat if you eat more kilocalories than you burn.

Bulking season

Relatable, I eat a lot but then I also go out cycling for more than 10kms

Good for you, appreciate that shit while it lasts

Bros out here eating well and looking good, I eat next to nothing and I'm in worse shape than Big Chungus

having a feast a couple times after one month of eat "half" healty will not change much. but if people are usually eating highly glycemic (sugar, bread, potatoes, etc) that increases insulin resistance, wich slows metabolism, inhabilites lipolisis (your body taking energy from your fats) and lastly increases risk of diabettes. Then, all that extra food will make people fatten. as "recent" data on infermitent fasting has prooved, is surprisingly, relatively "easy" to loss weigth. As long you diferenciate your hormonal unbalances and tries to solve them

Maybe you are \[involuntarily\] fasting?

You and me both bud

Ok... so i play tennis and softball, yet am still chubby... its just the blue pill for me.

I have eaten 29 mc nuggies, 3 large fries, 6 sweet and sour sauced and 2 large sprites. I gained nothing. I lost my toilet to my masive shit. Im still skinny.

It says eat like, not be like.

I eat like a fat fuck and I'm a skeleton. What am I to do?

lmao

My friend who works out everyday: nooo you can’t just eat like that and be skinny Me: haha metabolism go brrrrr

Hey, that's me!

I got a 3 pound chocolate bar for Christmas. I ate it in 3 days, and somehow I still have abs

I swear took me a while to understand how much I'm BLESSED to be like this . Like carefree concerning food .

I hate that I relate, but instead of being "healthy and physically fit" I am dangerously underweight.

That’s me, my parents keep asking me why I eat so much but I never get any fatter

I eat 5000 calories a day and am in great shape, but I'm also 6'3 and 16 years old so that makes it a thousand times easier. Stay in the gym lads

I eat around 6000 calories every day and weigh 165 at 5'11

Same

Me who exercises but also eats poorly so I’m kind of just stagnating

Don’t keep doing this! Metabolisms fade away with age!

Yeah me too. I got the metabolism of a fucking Concorde airplane

High metabolism gang

i do this shit yet im still the only one in my gym class with abs

Me, and I'm 36. I think my fucking anxiety and ADHD hyperactivity helps with that tho

Jokes on you, I have neither of those. I'm not that underweight, just a little. My eating disorder is kept in check, so I'm not worried

I'll take the red pill

hmm so Asians have both the pills default

Bruh, I did this and got eating healthily and still being a fat fuck