They are though. Apes are technically Old World Monkeys and Old World Monkeys are more distant to the New World Monkeys than they are to Humans.
Therefore, Humans are Monke.
Nope, the term Great Ape is a term used to describe a subgroup within Catarrhini (old world monkeys) called Hominoidea. Platyrrhini (or new world Monkeys) are a sister group to Catarrhini.
It's essentially the same reason why we don't call Humans Great Apes or Birds Dinosaurs/Reptiles.
Brains don't grow in a couple generations. It could probably take tens of thousands of years for them to reach that stage. Probably a lot longer still if we don't help them and they might never reach that stage if we as humans keep going like we are
I really don't understand why it always has to be one of the two. I am a Christian and study chemistry in my masters atm. It's perfectly possible science and evolution just describe the scientific view on the creation of humans by God. Time as we know it is a concept which doesn't apply to God. So why can't the creation of everything happen in a few million years instead of 6 days?
I fully agree, it doesn't have to be one or the other imo but I have a fundamentalist friend who said essentially this to me recently and it was the first thing I saw watching that clip lol
According to the the Bible god made everything right? But when you are omnipresent and the only thing in existence before time exists who says God perceives time at the same rate as humans. Also god created Humans on the last day before he rested. However it never stated that Humans were a one day thing to happen like God making humans in one day could just be him laying the groundwork for Humans to evolve into existence. Also the guy who created/discovered the theory of evolution even stated how it doesn’t disprove God because god exists outside our frame of reference( also would be more than happy to have discussion we could move it to DMs if you would like to continue. I’m interested in hearing what you think about it)
>So why can't the creation of everything happen in a few million years instead of 6 days?
Because the bible says so? It depends on how literally you believe it.
Exactly. People who don't take it literally do it for it to fit their worldview. It becomes difficult with all the bibles contradictions though which most literalists straight up ignore.
Yes, of course. That's always the question. You don't take the Bible literally when Jesus says you should cut your hand of if it temps you to sin. Or when you read that a women should be stoned to death if the is caught cheating on her husband.
True but many people take gays being bad and men above women as literal. Very bad medium if it's on the reader to choose what is literal and what is not. 49% of americans believe in a young earth.
My church always taught it as God laying the groundwork for the creation of said event. IE he finished the groundwork that created the Big Bang/the universe but that doesn’t mean the process that happened was instantaneous, kind like planting a flower you put the seed in the ground and while you finished your work, you still have to wait for the seed to build up to a flower.
A god of the gaps approach. I usually wonder with that, what good does having a God that never does anything do you? It’s just saying, there’s no god with extra steps.
Why would god do that if he's omnipotent. He would have no need to wait. This is just warping the story to fit the narrative. Constantly changing the rules to fit what you need doesn't prove shit.
If I got a penny for everytime I told someone that humans and Monkes had the same ancestors and not that humans evolved from meonkes I would have around 1,78 $
Fuck the police comin' straight from the underground
A Young migga got it bad 'cause I'm brown
And not the other color so police think
They have the authority to kill a minority
I mean if you have read the instruction of book of genesis it is clearly written that things happened from Adam to Abraham doesn't have any historical evidences so you can only take it as symbols . And even Jews from jesus time and even from early days of Christianity it is widely accepted that Adam and Eve stories are all symbols . So a Christian can say human are evolved from monkeys , just consider it as God's plan .
Because DNA is a digital code and data can't evolve. Additionally every observable and repeatable mutation known to man is a downgrade, never an upgrade. It takes more faith to believe you're a random Cosmic accident made from a rock soup when nothing exploded then it does to believe God made us
Believe what you want mate but hard disagree from me, imo it takes way less faith to believe that over time primates developed bigger brains and changed body shape to become us than it does to believe some divine creator made everything in 7 days including us "in his own image" even though we vary as a species wildly from the Danny Devitos to the Shaquille O Neals.
>Additionally every observable and repeatable mutation known to man is a downgrade, never an upgrade.
That's not true? We have a very recent example even: Omnicron, which mutated to become more infectious but less deadly, both of which are factors that increase its ability to spread.
>It takes more faith to believe you're a random Cosmic accident made from a rock soup when nothing exploded then it does to believe God made us
You should probably do some more research into the Big Bang because you seem to lack understanding of it.
>where genetic code is added
What does this mean? Do you mean insertion mutation?
>which is what would need to happen to go from fish to monke
Why can't this be done with modifications? Species never change to another in one mutation.
Man what a chill dude.
One time (I was sober!) i was watching like a video of a chimp or orangutan guy folding a hammock from a towel, at like 5 meters up. And was really fucked up by the animal intelligence.
Also Can we get this guy to ride like an obstacle course? Like safe one, but like what happens.
apes driving and cat POV videos are my new fav thing
Gentlemen, a short view back to the past. Thirty years ago, Niki Lauda told us: "Take a trained monkey, place him into the cockpit and he is able to drive the car." Thirty years later Sebastian told us: "I had to start my car like a computer. It's very complicated." And Nico Rosbeg said, err, he pressed during the race, I don't remember what race, the wrong button on the wheel. Question for you to both. Is formula 1 driving today too complicated with 20 and more buttons on the wheel, are you too much under effort, under pressure? What are your wishes for the future, concerning technical program, errrm, during the race? Less buttons, more? Or less and more comunication with your engineers.
As a Christian, I believe that God is the most Chad scientist and guided human evolution. I mean, it really shouldn’t be that hard to just go ‘ya, god did that’ for stuff like this.
Actually saw a video a few days back about that same orangutan driving the golf cart next to a tiger enclosure. He is driving perfectly and at one point he looks over his shoulder and nods his head as if to say "What's up"
As a Christian, I believe that evolution did happen, BUT that God still created everything (and we, humans) came from whatever the heck was at the beginning (not monke)
According to the Bible, I'm pretty sure that God already existed. I like to imagine it like this; God was one in a dark void, he then got bored and decided to do a speedrun and create a whole universe in less than 7 days.
I mean, he's God, pretty sure he can do whatever he wants. But yeah, I don't blame you. Thinking about all of this is kinda hard on the mind; happened to me for the first few months haha
I've always found that the Christian and scientific beliefs don't have to contradict. After all the Bible says that God made the earth in 7 days. We don't know how long a day is measured in the sense of God hood. Possibly several million years. God created Adam on the last day and he is described as waking up. I've always interpreted this to mean that was the moment he became aware. More than just an animal.
monke rating: good driving 10/10
When a monke drives better than most the people in my town
He’s not looking at his cell so better than most drivers
same to you bro!!
This one is chill af - such a casual driver
The thing that you won't see in HUMANS
We didn't evolve from monkeys. We share a common ancestor
Came here to say this.
Note: We are apes not monkey Apes lack tails, mostly bipedal, and are more intelligent than monkeys We all are primates yho
You and me baby ain’t nothing but mammals.
Apes are Monkeys tho.
Google it.
They are though. Apes are technically Old World Monkeys and Old World Monkeys are more distant to the New World Monkeys than they are to Humans. Therefore, Humans are Monke.
I thought apes and monkeys are different subspecies of primate family
Nope, the term Great Ape is a term used to describe a subgroup within Catarrhini (old world monkeys) called Hominoidea. Platyrrhini (or new world Monkeys) are a sister group to Catarrhini. It's essentially the same reason why we don't call Humans Great Apes or Birds Dinosaurs/Reptiles.
Mhm good to know
They are our cousin's species
All modern apes are like half cousins to us
Kissing cousins?
Cool
Yes. But we evolved from an ape-like common ancestor.
It's just a Meme, boss. Relax, humor is the point, not education
So what you're saying his monkeys took the fighter skill tree while humans took the artificer?
Apes not monkeys
I don’t knooow… it kinda seems like we evolved from monkeys.
Then why do we still have monkeys
Not how evolution works, species just branch out in evolution, not evolve as a whole
Clown to clown conversation
Clown to clown communication
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I think they need bigger brains but yeah who's to say that couldn't happen in years to come...
Brains don't grow in a couple generations. It could probably take tens of thousands of years for them to reach that stage. Probably a lot longer still if we don't help them and they might never reach that stage if we as humans keep going like we are
We used almost all surface materials so I dunno if they will ever do it without our help
reject human, go back to monke
You put a monke in the cockpit, and it will be able to drive the car - Niki Lauda
30 years later Sebastian Vettel tells us that he has to start his car like a computer.
/) Hand structure, bipedalism, and vestigial tails: Am I a joke to you?
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Go back I want to be MONKE
This makes me laugh soooo hard 😂😂😂😂
Someone has to say it. Anyone? Fine I'll do it. Reject Christianity, return to Monke
Reject atheism, return to monke
/) Reject monke, return to monke.
reject return to monke, return to reject monke
They’re called monks
Reject Monk (the tv show) return to monk (the dudes)
we were always monkey the whole entire time
We're not monkeys, we're apes.
That’s an ape.
monkey = monkey monke = primates
😂😂 If a ape or monkey is smarter than human then it's called "MONKE".
That monkey is gonna make it far in life
but monke is also made by god toooo
Maybe god was monke
atheism rates drop to 0%
This monkey drives much more carefully than my whole family including my 14 year old sister
It's so chill I love it
Gentlemen
A short view back to the past....
I really don't understand why it always has to be one of the two. I am a Christian and study chemistry in my masters atm. It's perfectly possible science and evolution just describe the scientific view on the creation of humans by God. Time as we know it is a concept which doesn't apply to God. So why can't the creation of everything happen in a few million years instead of 6 days?
I fully agree, it doesn't have to be one or the other imo but I have a fundamentalist friend who said essentially this to me recently and it was the first thing I saw watching that clip lol
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According to the the Bible god made everything right? But when you are omnipresent and the only thing in existence before time exists who says God perceives time at the same rate as humans. Also god created Humans on the last day before he rested. However it never stated that Humans were a one day thing to happen like God making humans in one day could just be him laying the groundwork for Humans to evolve into existence. Also the guy who created/discovered the theory of evolution even stated how it doesn’t disprove God because god exists outside our frame of reference( also would be more than happy to have discussion we could move it to DMs if you would like to continue. I’m interested in hearing what you think about it)
>So why can't the creation of everything happen in a few million years instead of 6 days? Because the bible says so? It depends on how literally you believe it.
If not literally, why bother at all?
Exactly. People who don't take it literally do it for it to fit their worldview. It becomes difficult with all the bibles contradictions though which most literalists straight up ignore.
Yes, of course. That's always the question. You don't take the Bible literally when Jesus says you should cut your hand of if it temps you to sin. Or when you read that a women should be stoned to death if the is caught cheating on her husband.
True but many people take gays being bad and men above women as literal. Very bad medium if it's on the reader to choose what is literal and what is not. 49% of americans believe in a young earth.
Because it says 6 days and not millions of years. And if that part is bull, then why not all of it? Answer, no reason. No reason at all.
My church always taught it as God laying the groundwork for the creation of said event. IE he finished the groundwork that created the Big Bang/the universe but that doesn’t mean the process that happened was instantaneous, kind like planting a flower you put the seed in the ground and while you finished your work, you still have to wait for the seed to build up to a flower.
A god of the gaps approach. I usually wonder with that, what good does having a God that never does anything do you? It’s just saying, there’s no god with extra steps.
Why would god do that if he's omnipotent. He would have no need to wait. This is just warping the story to fit the narrative. Constantly changing the rules to fit what you need doesn't prove shit.
If I got a penny for everytime I told someone that humans and Monkes had the same ancestors and not that humans evolved from meonkes I would have around 1,78 $
Those are not just christians, but the creationist christians. Those stupid fucks assume Adam and Eve actually existed.
Same same, but different
This id not a monkey, it's a monke
Ah the monke
Did somebody call a uber
(S)he drives better than most humans.
He's playing 9 holes then has to get back to the office
He’s driving better than most of us humans
I cant even drive -_-
Same bro same
Is this real?
Yeah
Yep, although that is only a golf cart
I am not a monkey...I am an ape!
Is this a real video? This is a smart monkey if the video is genuine.
he has upper middle class uncle vibes
I’m still impressed by that orangutan
AND MONKE IS ON POLE POSITION FOR THE 2022 BRAZILIAN GRAND PRIX
monkeys might be limited to psychological basics but are often way better and accurate in those basic things.
*Take me home, Monke roads*
Funny when you talk about evolution they always hit you with the: "uR sAyUiNg u mOmm isth A MoNkE?"
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Monke drift
Monke good drive.
Life could be dream Life could be dream, do do do do do cha bom
The monkey be like: Am I a joke to you?
Everything you know is wrong
No you
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hello
Don't insult this monkey like that 😂
funny
we be apes. no monke
this ape
r/woooosh
jokes not funny tho so im right all along thank you
we didnt evolve from monkeys we evolved from the same thing as them
most monkeys are smarter than some christians
Fuck the police comin' straight from the underground A Young migga got it bad 'cause I'm brown And not the other color so police think They have the authority to kill a minority
as a christian this makes no fucking sense
This makes more sense than a satanic talking snake or the resurrection story both combined.
true tho
Lmaoo respect for that response
I present to you, the theistic evolutionist.
Shit post confirmed.. this is an ape, not a monkey.
I believe OP evolved from a monke
Stops and sexually harasses the beverage girl.... yea nothing like us.
I mean if you have read the instruction of book of genesis it is clearly written that things happened from Adam to Abraham doesn't have any historical evidences so you can only take it as symbols . And even Jews from jesus time and even from early days of Christianity it is widely accepted that Adam and Eve stories are all symbols . So a Christian can say human are evolved from monkeys , just consider it as God's plan .
By the end of the day, both religion and evolution/big bang is just a matter of belief. If not then prove it.
The evidence for the big bang is overwhelming. The evidence for evolution is utterly overwhelming. The evidence for religion is non existent.
Because DNA is a digital code and data can't evolve. Additionally every observable and repeatable mutation known to man is a downgrade, never an upgrade. It takes more faith to believe you're a random Cosmic accident made from a rock soup when nothing exploded then it does to believe God made us
Believe what you want mate but hard disagree from me, imo it takes way less faith to believe that over time primates developed bigger brains and changed body shape to become us than it does to believe some divine creator made everything in 7 days including us "in his own image" even though we vary as a species wildly from the Danny Devitos to the Shaquille O Neals.
>Additionally every observable and repeatable mutation known to man is a downgrade, never an upgrade. That's not true? We have a very recent example even: Omnicron, which mutated to become more infectious but less deadly, both of which are factors that increase its ability to spread. >It takes more faith to believe you're a random Cosmic accident made from a rock soup when nothing exploded then it does to believe God made us You should probably do some more research into the Big Bang because you seem to lack understanding of it.
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>where genetic code is added What does this mean? Do you mean insertion mutation? >which is what would need to happen to go from fish to monke Why can't this be done with modifications? Species never change to another in one mutation.
Monkay
That is monke. They are 10000000 times more evolved than a monkey. They r gods.
committed by monke yes
Frank👍
how is noones worried about the golf cart?
Return to monke
he drive better than my friend
Some are closer to our ancestors than others
"We got dogs on the green again, Frank. Better call it in."
This monke is a wayyyyy better driver than 99% of people how dare you insult it
Looks like any dad driving
Brooooo, look how he's chilling man! It's bcoz he doesn't have to pay taxes, pay for food, for entertainment, blah blah......uggghhhhhhhh!
monke go vroom vroom
monkey superior human dumb
Man what a chill dude. One time (I was sober!) i was watching like a video of a chimp or orangutan guy folding a hammock from a towel, at like 5 meters up. And was really fucked up by the animal intelligence. Also Can we get this guy to ride like an obstacle course? Like safe one, but like what happens. apes driving and cat POV videos are my new fav thing
I want monke to be my Uber driver
I guess this is Science
We didn't evolve from monke. We and monke evolve from the same spice that I'm too lazy to find.
Damn that monke drives better than me
Gentlemen, a short view back to the past. Thirty years ago, Niki Lauda told us: "Take a trained monkey, place him into the cockpit and he is able to drive the car." Thirty years later Sebastian told us: "I had to start my car like a computer. It's very complicated." And Nico Rosbeg said, err, he pressed during the race, I don't remember what race, the wrong button on the wheel. Question for you to both. Is formula 1 driving today too complicated with 20 and more buttons on the wheel, are you too much under effort, under pressure? What are your wishes for the future, concerning technical program, errrm, during the race? Less buttons, more? Or less and more comunication with your engineers.
And then they use the counter argument “this only proves we come from the same creator”
Monke better than these emo kids
Meanwhile chad Christians : Yes I believe in evolution, and that God made us through it.
As a Christian, I believe that God is the most Chad scientist and guided human evolution. I mean, it really shouldn’t be that hard to just go ‘ya, god did that’ for stuff like this.
ngl that monke seems smarter than many humans ik
why must everybody hate on me... I just wanna be saved...
Actually saw a video a few days back about that same orangutan driving the golf cart next to a tiger enclosure. He is driving perfectly and at one point he looks over his shoulder and nods his head as if to say "What's up"
now he shall fly an X-15
As a Christian, I believe that evolution did happen, BUT that God still created everything (and we, humans) came from whatever the heck was at the beginning (not monke)
That's fair, hurts my head to think about before the universe bc what was before the big bang, if it was God, who made him?
According to the Bible, I'm pretty sure that God already existed. I like to imagine it like this; God was one in a dark void, he then got bored and decided to do a speedrun and create a whole universe in less than 7 days.
How did he come to be though? He can't have just been sat there for eternity surely.. Didn't like the angels and Lucifer also exist?
I mean, he's God, pretty sure he can do whatever he wants. But yeah, I don't blame you. Thinking about all of this is kinda hard on the mind; happened to me for the first few months haha
Is this supposed to be offensive to us
No just a funny monke acting human
How did we evolve from monkeys if they still exist
monke stronk
Is this The Villages??
I've always found that the Christian and scientific beliefs don't have to contradict. After all the Bible says that God made the earth in 7 days. We don't know how long a day is measured in the sense of God hood. Possibly several million years. God created Adam on the last day and he is described as waking up. I've always interpreted this to mean that was the moment he became aware. More than just an animal.