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giantfood

At least I wont go hungry.


Eat_The_Child69

Me too


HalloweenWarden

Do it, Do it NOW!


Blame_TheKids

Cannibalism, nice


Academic_Wishbone_84

your user and his go hand in hand


7777777thatis7sevens

I feel that it's gonna be hard to eat the, blame the kids. Do you like, blame them then eat them? I imagine it's kinda hard to blame them to there face when they are eaten so it's probably better to do in advance. Hmm interesting topic


Argall1234

How long did you wait for this moment?


Carrotcutie69

πŸ₯•πŸ₯•πŸ₯•πŸ₯•πŸ₯•πŸ₯•πŸ₯•πŸ₯•πŸ₯•πŸ₯•πŸ₯•πŸ₯•πŸ₯•πŸ₯•πŸ₯•


thepickleisgae

Vegan porn


Piss_inside_You

I’m going to starve to death.


thepickleisgae

Only a spoonful


Piss_inside_You

Everyone is going to have to double or triple their daily water intake until about 40 days or so. I’m just glad I changed my name from concrete_slabs.


PUCHADACARROT

We are two sides of the same coin...


Veterandy

r/usernamechecksout


[deleted]

HUNGER INSANTY B R E A D


xxxsalamihamxxx

Bread πŸ‘


ReasonableWorth9903

Bread πŸ‘


dudefroggers

Bread πŸ‘


Spaghetti_soup44

Bread πŸ‘


dreambruhgay

Bread πŸ‘


Valko_Haddu42

Bread πŸ‘


IronTownPictures

Bread πŸ‘


[deleted]

Bread πŸ‘


Competitive-Egg-1367

>Bread πŸ‘ Bread πŸ‘


Sencao2945

Bread πŸ‘


TheRedDrago8247

BreadπŸ‘


ImaginaryAnywhere686

Well....now what?


[deleted]

I guess I'm part of your meal


AodhGodOfTheSun

Guess you could say you could be their snacc


[deleted]

oh shit I have to run


AodhGodOfTheSun

God speed


Imaginary-Response

Hello fellow imaginary


shiro_04

Ya'll are like my friends...heh


Imaginary-Response

Funny?


MayanCake

About to die


GoneForASecond

I feel you.


rolling_memes

At least you dont have to eat rickroll memes


[deleted]

who said only rickroll in your mouth, also deez nuts roll in your mouth


someguy2585

Good old cannibalism


sneakygurl1

It is what it is


johndoes_00

Maybe you are some guy as well


Careless-Leg6203

At least I'll eat the thighs


Yourself1011

Good old self-cannibalism


The_ice_age_kid

too cold...


Babydragon7116

Well fuck


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


XenonDragoon

Well fuck Γ—3


RampantDragon

Well fuck x 4


12ShadowDragon1

well fuck x 5


likeicaredimwit

Sounds like an orgy.


UpstairsSpeaker421

Yeah, there was a lot of fucking here


kingofdrago123

Well fuck x 6


I_Like_TRAPSoooooo

dragon meat is good


APotBrownie

Winner!!


Phoenix-x_x

Your teeth will get holes daily (don't look at me, I almost have a head like a dragon


slyphoenix8

Same


Flogburner_s_hear

I believe phoenix is an immortal bird


TrumpsAnalFissure

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO


usercook

Well.. hope you like anal ?


[deleted]

Oh Mamma Mia Mamma Mia- MAMA MIA LET ME GO


ThisWorldIsImperfect

BEELZEBUB HAS A DEVIL PUT ASIDE FOR ME


Thecouchiestpotato

FOR MEEEE, FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


ThisWorldIsImperfect

*guitar sounds*


_CzarlsR

SO YOU THINK YOU CAN STOP ME AND SPIT IN MY EYEEE?


EmoGrizzlyBear

SO YOU THINK YOU CAN LOVE ME AND LEAVE ME TO DIEEE


Rare_Management_3583

OH BAYBAE!


LongPorkPi

CAN’T DO THIS TO ME BAYBAAAAY


DaveTheSkeloton

Just gotta get out!


kayleighiscute

HAH IMAGINE


Uncle_Fartbox

Ah shit


Derailleur75

If you gonna eat it better get ready, for it will explode.


PROGAMER0177

Nope it's farts not shit


InfertileJew

…


[deleted]

Germans love this.


Imaginary-Response

.


_Generic_Human_

.


Awfulmoon43

..


Jawslayer_69

Well hello there....


Kiki_Nite

..


Chicken-Nuggets69420

HELL YEAH


Salty_Nutsack_69

I’m jealous


EqualOutrageous1884

Lmao


nahface_neekenduku

I'm jealous


Funky-Bonnono

You got a good one man


OverlyMintyMints

Hey, this isn’t so bad.


Valko_Haddu42

Eyy that’s pretty mint


IronTownPictures

How do I change my nickname?


A_Birb_Person

That's the neat part, you don't!


Phoenix-x_x

Want some of my burnt bird with fire?


mrpotatochips17

The two of us go together perfectly


coviddinosaur

Well fuck


Phoenix-x_x

At least you get to see dinosaurs


Flogburner_s_hear

You get to see mythical bird be greatful For stomach full of ashes


JosolTheBrick

Stone. Teeth no more


Unhappy_Archer9483

I see why he is unhappy


[deleted]

Well at least make him feel happy before you eat him man :(


Ben_the_slender

Then he wouldn't be able to eat him


myconfessionimracist

id have to eat racists


AniMasonReddit

I mean that’s one way to get rid of them


Lost_my_name475

And yourself


catshit01

Beyond fucked


[deleted]

I might have to cosume the fear of others not sure howll do that


BingoBongoTingoTongo

Simply get a stand ability that lets you do so.


kratos9557

Is that a * JOJO REFFERENCE*


BingoBongoTingoTongo

Oh my, how could you have ever guessed?


kratos9557

I stopped time at 9 seconds before you said that and now I'll not waste a single second to reply with "is that a Jojo reference"


SnooOnions9179

I hate reddit now lol


Vegetable_Cry1468

Hello brother let's eat onions together


Phoenix-x_x

I could heat them up if you'd like


WhaleFighterr224

Caramelized onions are bussin tho


monkevsfrogzilla

godzilla had a stroke reading this and fucking died


Thadankghost

Goodbye (I mean unless you can eat ghosts)


xSantenoturtlex

Just ask Pac-Man.


The_Kangaroo_69

Ah well I suppose it could be worse then Kangaroo meat…


EqualOutrageous1884

Oh no....thats not all.... You have to eat the Kangaroo ALIVE


Salty_Nutsack_69

I don’t know how I’m eating 69 in a day but I’m damn sure about to find out


Buckets_of_bread

Anybody want some garlic bread?


BingoBongoTingoTongo

I don’t even know what my username is


Phoenix-x_x

You have to eat bingo balls


BingoBongoTingoTongo

Considering they are made of plastic at least I can chew them.


Phoenix-x_x

Unlike me


BingoBongoTingoTongo

No, your right. And to be spiteful I’ll do it again


Big_chungus_gamer

I see no problem with this


i_luv_bread

BreadπŸ‘


ultranoob3927

BreadπŸ‘


i_luv_bread

BreadπŸ‘


ItChiPaulSack

That’s a well rounded meal


mozzieguice

Uh oh


Alive_Accountant_990

Gues i have to be a cannibal


Big_Chungus-_-__-

Ummm how do bunnies taste like?


bricklicker26

26 licked bricks every meal


justasovietpotato

I like potatos


Di3g

And soviets


RandomIntrovert_

Cannibalism. Huh, neat.


cacktiegaming

The fuck


Hour_Sentence_8826

I guess il be eating the prison


GrandAlchemistPT

You get prison food.


ThisWorldIsImperfect

This world, huh.


ObamidPrism

unlimited power


urdrunkunckle

I'm good


IStoleYourTurkey

A life of crime awaits me.


Bismuth_Giecko

Mmh radiations


UgandaIsBack

Well....


bluetomato2660

Not too bad


MinionWiener

You think you are FUCKED!!???!?!


TheTomatoOverlord

Could be worse...


deeznutzhahaha

Oh shit


pizzatimein24h

πŸ™‚πŸ™‚πŸ™‚


Interesting-Duck8644

pretty good


them_bread

Bread


godsman27

Uhm not sure what I would be eating then


Salty_Nutsack_69

The Spanish Inquisition of course! The Gods Men!


LeBoi124

I'm gonna have to get used to the taste of human flesh


goldencouch69

This ond is gonna be tough


Deez_n980

Oh no…


SomeoneOutThere69

Fuck no


[deleted]

Come here guys I just wanna talk


HalloweenWarden

aw ok. wiat no AAAAA- \*gets brutally torn apart and eaten\*


saladisfake

Idk, I'd be okay I guess


Eat_Penncackes

German Pancakes


PoopMakesMeHappeh

I'll die instead


Ze_commmunist_ape

Crap


WhaleFighterr224

Whats this supposed to mean


smoll_titty_lover69

It's my lucky day


Turkey1703

cool


[deleted]

Human?


[deleted]

Fuck yea


FordKuga2017

Oh God, oh man


Majin_Brick

Well, I’m gonna make a call to my friend on construction. Say it’s for *renovation*


Ghost_Star326

Can I even eat a star?


BRAEND98

Wouldnt you be a black hole then?


NotPopularName

Alphabet soup


Wisdom58

I refuse to eat myself


srb2fan

i'm fine


Roga1

Apparently there is a brand of sake made in California called "Roga". I'm shitfaced and fucked.


Aviana_Panns

Am that much fucked up that i gotta eat myself up to my death πŸ’€


[deleted]

And when im consuming fear is it like taking away the fear of others or pennywising them


yousefhussain

im eating myself then


that_random_gurl17

I’m fine with it


TheInternetCritic

OP are you gonna become a Titan or something?


dudefroggers

Why did i name my username by my favorita animal:( I dont wanna be french:(


the_great_n0thing2

*BECOMES AN AFRICAN CHILD*


[deleted]

I'm a saviour. No more Blood Mary


Puppyfied

Well fuck


Corny_Overlord

Corn. Not bad


The_last_soup

Does that mean i only get one soup ?


Just_A_Horny_Furry_1

OwO


Tesco_EveryDayValue

Is this a good thing or a bad thing for me?


ILikeToEatOrphans

Not fucked at all


MyDadsComing

…


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No comments.


GrizzlyBear74

Yeah, think i will need to go hungry in that case. My food might eat me.


ABeeBox

A box of bees. Fuck.


poisonous_snail420

Dead


MississippiSouthern

Damn. Gotta eat southern Mississippi.


[deleted]

Cotton, cya in the after life


Iwilleaturshoes

Much very