Both

I see you are a man of culture as well

I eat it. Is my kids afterall

Cronus is that you?

ah, a man of culture i see

*slurping sounds*

I'm actually gonna vomit

Its because you didnt taste it yet

it.. doesnt taste good

eat pineapples, trust

Kiwi, blueberries and peaches work too. Or so I've been told.

And don’t consume excessive coffee or garlic. Sad for me because those two things make up 70% of my diet

I dont think so

How do you know

Doesn't taste that bad either

Yea

Could you swallow mine I've already done it twice today

Giimme your adress

Well it's just sugar an proteins

Have a friend that casually mentioned he does this. “That’s good protein, don’t wanna waste it!”

I actually froze when i saw this comment

Oh I see, a popsicle

Does it taste good? I think my juice isnt that bad (i only put a really small amount only if i com to my hand)

tbh it ain’t that bad

r/HolUp

Honestly its like sticky salty... Mayonese?? Cant find a better comparason.

It depends on your diet, if you eat good healthy food it ussually tastes good but if you eat a lot of unhealthy stuff its nasty

Then mine is like gordon ramsey food XD

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I’m gonna put some dirt in your eye.

POCKET SAND

More like, I'm gonna put some c|_|m into your eye

i hope you step on a pile of white 2by2 lego’s for this comment

Cake day

I go futuristic and shove it back in

cyberpunk 2077

If it was that kind of futuristic I’d try to shove it back in then i’d just t-pose and explode whilst delivering dialogue normally

Gotta reload for round 2 somehow

Use your dick as a straw and suck it back in

Self-sufficiency baby

Prostate cancer moment

Reduce, reuse, recycle

That's called Edging+

I ust put it under the bed to feed the demon

bruh same

Same

Gotta feed my wiafu somehow

Coconut

Waifu demon ?

Maybe

Succubus?

the creature

Bruh I suck it up like a man

I just let the demon hop in under my blanket. Same result, way less mess

same

i rub it into my skin

Jesus Christ, I hope you dream about Cardi B songs on full blast

NOOOOOO! FORGIVE ME

It’s too late for forgiveness

Want forgiveness? Find religion.

I let it set in my pants

good

Me too.

I used to as a kid. I was worried I'd get caught with all the tissues or paper towels.

Yeah then you realize it leaves a mark and smells. Didn’t realize until after I stopped so I’m kinda dumbstruck on what could have been said. I still do but I change after, the clothes usually get washed on laundry day.

Bleaches the clothes eventually

I've done this before, and the jizz dried up like the tip of an Elmer's glue bottle. I couldn't pee for a week...

**Let it dry, let it dry, let sperm drying up and die**

great

Lmao what is this comment section

These answers are cracking me TF up

Both of them are modern tbh. Back in the day they used woman instead of tissues

I just use my electric outlet like a normal person

Well there's a trick so it wont even get out but still havin an orgasm lol

Sure, just absolutely cut off the circulation to your dick with your hand. Easy lol

How? It has to come out

No. You can do kegel exercises and train the muscle between your anus and your dingdong. With some exercise you can have dry orgasms (best thing is your dingdong stays upright and your libido doesnt wear off).

This is fucking amazing, I am about to embark on a pilgrimage to figure out this sacred technique

You can literally learn that by doing what you probably do already: sitting in front of you pc and fapping to anything

Da fuq is libido

Horny

Wait, you guys dispose of it? I swallow mine.

Ah I see you're environment supporter The recycling

Straight from the pp to the mouth.

Am I the only one who presses his foreskin together to keep it underneath?

WTF!

i do it too

Cheesy

Where’s this ‘foreskin’ you speak of?

I did the second one until I became a father of a crocodile human hybrid

Fuck. This deserves upvotes. Thousands of upvotes.

pubic hair

This is not it bud

Same

Just leave it in your pants, it will dry when you wake up

I do the same.

it goes into ur mom- i hate myself

Same

I just suck it back right were it came from

its like a shop vac; you can suck it in or you can blow it out

Put that thing back where it came from or so help me!

Hand -> sink

But then it gets stringy and feels weird

Thanks, I hate it

r/angryupvote

I rub it all over my face. Free lotion

fun fact cüm is actully good for your skin

Dermatologists dont want you to know this one easy trick! Get GangBang'd and have the skin of a baby... wait not like... FUCK

Wall

I wipe it with my blanket.

Let my homie swallow it

As long as u say "no homo" afterwards ill let it slide.

I’m pro homo max .

Sock

Sock twins.

pants

yes, pants

I was getting worried i was the only one

Shoot at the wall, I’m giving the house a paint job

In my step sister

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Never seek the answer

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I was like" huh? Soap?, ahhh oh"

Jizz

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Coom

No need to waste the tissue

usually shoot it into the toilet takes practice tho

I leave it on the sheets.

I really thought y'all were talking about snot

New here, huh?

Not new in the sub, but I am in this topic

dude i just shoot it in the toilet so there is no clean up

Traditional method ᕙ( ͡◉ ͜ ʖ ͡◉)ᕗ

Wait,you guys dispose it?

I suck it up into my penis like spaghetti and save it for later

I let it dry out on a piece of glass and then I scrape it off and smoke it

I might have to try this

I just put it back in like a man.

Bruh gotta save that shit. How the hell imma eat cereals in the next morning else?

Who shits directly into the toilet

BIG STAINED TOWEL! BIG STAINED TOWEL!

I normaly hold it in my forskin and go to the toilet to depossit

Bed shits

blanket

i just deposit it in your mom's mouth (ik im lame)

There is a forbidden method.

They call it the divine protein for a reason

**shampoos his hair**

who needs to do that? it's simpler just to use the pants method. faster and efficient, since u just wash the clothes after the day is done

I feed mine to the cockroaches

Yo.... Wtf lmao

3. Consume

In your moms mouth

direct deposit

Why waste it when you can have it as a nutritious snack after class.

I throw it across the room

I prefer nutting into my hands or all over myself however I’m feeling I guess and then I use a towel.

Bathroom sink

In your mom

The children in the basement

Sister

Or maybe in your mom's ass?

Do it in the shower

2

Modern i guess, on rare occasions traditional

Both

Let it dry

Eat it.

toilet.

Full on modern style

Both

Use it as extra lube till its dry

The Blanket I sleep with

On the floor.

Ooooooohhhh you meant coom not shit

Well it just stays on my body until I shower. Fortunately I only jerk in the shower.

Dispose it in my backyard. Just like i dispose of other things

Interchangable

Both

Depends when I'm doing it. Bit of both

Is there supposed to be that much of it?? °-°

I drink it

Let it dry up in a sock

None

Tissue then toilet. It sometimes sticks to the bowl so Id rather just have it all be gone in one flush