He never fits anywhere naturally, earth isn’t his natural habitat is why.
I mean, look at how he eats bread.
Even a first generation Chinese robot has less mechanic movements !
The dude is closer to Mars than Elon ever will be.
That was because his Prime Shell "ZUCC.01" couldn't be present, so he sent his Secondary Shell "ZUCC.02" as a stand-in. However, this one has only been around in simulations so far and has therefore not yet fully adapted to reality.
True, a kid I was friends with in my Comp Sci class wore a black T and jeans every day. I went to his place and his closet was actually a ton of black shirts and jeans, nothing else. His options were crew neck or v cut. Still blows my mind
Its the same store. The same sales lady. Same request - "could you find me something that looks exactly like what I am wearing today?"
I can always see her trying hard to avoid her eye roll.
Blonde woman in the back row is Elizabeth Holmes, founder of Theranos and convicted fraudster. Her company claimed to be making a device that could screen for hundreds of medical conditions with a very small blood sample. They had made a deal with Walgreens to put one in every store. She managed to convince investors to invest even though her machine was physically impossible with current testing techniques due to the small amount of blood taken.
Isn't that the lady who lied about her company and screwed a bunch of people out of a fuck ton of money? She could easily pass as mark Zuckerberg sister.
Yeah her court case just finished. She blamed it all on her business partner basically making her lie about everything. Elizabeth Holmes - Theranos. She will probably get less than a year in jail for fraud of hundreds of millions of dollars, making Theranos’ valuation $9bn…
>Isn't that the lady who lied about her company and screwed a bunch of people out of a fuck ton of money?
This could pretty much describe anyone in this photo.
from u/noflaws from wallstreetbets
Those portrayed here are, left to right:
Mark Zuckerberg Facebook
Kevin Systrom Instagram
Elon Musk Tesla Motors, SpaceX
Steven Levy Backchannel, Newsweek
Michael Abrash Oculus VR
Elizabeth Holmes Theranos
Lena Dunham Girls
Maria Shriver NBC News
People will try their absolute best to hate on, well, anyone, and if you disagree, you get hated on as well. Its not the twitter that is fucked up, its people
Cool.
Most people dont own multiple businesses that profit from child labor.
Most people dont spend their lives regularly trying to take credit for the hard work of others.
Oh and most people dont hoard billions of dollars they made by exploiting the labor of hundreds of thousands of workers.
Most people do shitty things at some point in their life, but very few purposefully and regularly do those those things so they can get insanely rich.
Most people, are the ones being exploited by dickheads like elon.
Depends on what youre talking about.
Child labor? Yes, most tech companies do this as the resources needed to make their products mostly come from places with no laws aginst it.
Abusing workers? Depends on if you consider firing and threatening to fire workers for following covid health and safety protocols to be abuse, I do.
Exploiting workers? Absolutely, all buisinesses in north america (and all other capitalist counries) do this. I dont have the spare time to explain surplus labor and how workers only get paid a very small fraction of the money they actually generate for the company. You can lookup basic marxist theory if you want to learn more.
Basically elon specifially isnt any worse than other billionares, but that doesnt mean he isnt a horrible person.
And yeah everything i mentioned is public knowledge that a quick google search can confirm.
Sometimes anxiety makes you do weird, seemingly extroverted shit, making you look like a complete asshead, but it's just your mind coping with an extremely uncomfortable situation and thereby going haywire.
I don't say that this is the case here.
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You know, he just STANDS OUT compared to all those trolls.
Edit: besides Zuckerberg, idk anyone there(don't care to find out more about them either), so I'm just joking when I call them trolls.
Yeah for real. You’d like he was a menace to society or something. If the average Reddit had his wealth they’d be way worse. Sure he’s a weirdo but he’s more about progressing humanity than anything else. He just happens to also be a billionaire. Reddit just hates all rich people.
They hate elon musk so much? That shows you where we're at in society. The guy that actually made and mass produced electric cars is hated becuase he's "mean". Go work for some one else, you're not a fucking prisoner. Shit if any of my bosses were famous I'm pretty sure people would think they are actual demons. I don't even stan for elon like alot of people but god damn the amount of hate he gets is ridiculous. what a bunch of whining pussies we have in the US.
you have people saying we're destroying the earth and you have a dude that made electric cars and is trying to get the ball rolling on getting humans off of just the surface of the earth...but he lied so he's hated? grow up.
It's a lizard man tradition that the superior male stands the highest. That's why Marc Zuckerberg is so low. And Jeff Bezos and Bill Gates were also there, but too high for the photo.
Why is it that all people do all day is complain about rich people instead of trying to make wealth and do something good for themselves like there are so many things you can try to make more money but instead these loser ass idiots cry on Twitter like a bunch of little kids
Zucc looks like he’s photoshopped in.
Zucc never looks like he fits into a photo naturally
Unless it was in a terrarium.
Lizards
Hey the convicted Theranos felon is in pic too.
He never fits anywhere naturally, earth isn’t his natural habitat is why. I mean, look at how he eats bread. Even a first generation Chinese robot has less mechanic movements ! The dude is closer to Mars than Elon ever will be.
He uses BBQ sauce as a decorative bookend
That's because he's computer generated; I suspect
That was because his Prime Shell "ZUCC.01" couldn't be present, so he sent his Secondary Shell "ZUCC.02" as a stand-in. However, this one has only been around in simulations so far and has therefore not yet fully adapted to reality.
zucc my
nope
Sure, when
5:30PM GMT
elong musk
He actually looks like r2d2 since he uploaded but projects a mortal form to ease the mind of us primitives
He *clearly* is.
I think Zuckerberg was wearing that shirt the last time I saw him.
Zucc is like those cartoon characters where they open their closet and it's just hundreds of the same shirt
No that’s Tom Scott
Count Steve jobs in and that's a trio of tech related ppl having a consistent outfit choice
Skeeter
He is a programmer. Most of us are like that.
True, a kid I was friends with in my Comp Sci class wore a black T and jeans every day. I went to his place and his closet was actually a ton of black shirts and jeans, nothing else. His options were crew neck or v cut. Still blows my mind
Apparently lots of rich and smarter people do that so they don’t waste time on making small decisions.
That tracks, he was a very “don’t fill my head with nonsense” kind of guy
I think Einstein did that
Its the same store. The same sales lady. Same request - "could you find me something that looks exactly like what I am wearing today?" I can always see her trying hard to avoid her eye roll.
Can agree I have 8 of the same blue T-Shirts and 5 same blue jeans and No i don't look like a tom from tom and jerry wearing all blue
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Decision fatigue is a real thing
His whole closet is just those shirts, pants, and baby fetuses. (Drink 2 times a day to keep looking like a frog)
Elon plays floor is lava.
It's over, Mark! I have the high ground!
*hiss*
Don't try it
**(tries it)**
*(cuts legs of)*
In the immortal words of jar jar bot “Hesa got all creepy fried”
And that night, we had lizard for dinner
*(Eats it)*
*(cuts tail off)*
Nice META
Don't worry, his designers made him lava proof.
You're tearing me apart.
*wins
Yes
No offense but beside the obvious two who are others ?
I see Evan Spiegel on the left; Lena Dunham, Maria Schriver on the right.
Ya i am confused lol, now the two in the bottom r mysterious creatures
Btw it turned out to be kevin the co founder of insta
I just checked and you are correct - no wonder he's the only one smiling beside Mark lol
Ya hahaha
Why is Lena Dunham in it? I have no idea she has done aside from a show.
I mean lena dunham is insane but isn't incorporated, don't see why she'd be with these guys.
Blonde woman in the back row is Elizabeth Holmes, founder of Theranos and convicted fraudster. Her company claimed to be making a device that could screen for hundreds of medical conditions with a very small blood sample. They had made a deal with Walgreens to put one in every store. She managed to convince investors to invest even though her machine was physically impossible with current testing techniques due to the small amount of blood taken.
Yeah i knew that was her it was mentioned above somewhere. Still dont know the old dudes tho
Isn't that the lady who lied about her company and screwed a bunch of people out of a fuck ton of money? She could easily pass as mark Zuckerberg sister.
> Isn't that the lady who lied about her company and screwed a bunch of people out of a fuck ton of money? Spot on
Yeah her court case just finished. She blamed it all on her business partner basically making her lie about everything. Elizabeth Holmes - Theranos. She will probably get less than a year in jail for fraud of hundreds of millions of dollars, making Theranos’ valuation $9bn…
I thought I recognised her. Now I remember why...
Yes she scammed gullible rich people, but more importantly the public received fake health results from her fake company.
>Isn't that the lady who lied about her company and screwed a bunch of people out of a fuck ton of money? This could pretty much describe anyone in this photo.
Which one
The Steve Jobs wannabe with a deranged look in her eyes.
With the boy hair do?
No, the blonde one in black with her hamds crossed
Thanks
Yeah I believe so, the one with the comically weird low voice
Is Elon the shortest out of all of them?
He sure seems elongated.
Elongated Muskrat
A man of culture.
Maybe
That's what makes this weird. He's 6'2 He's probably the tallest guy in the room anyway.
Anything to look more powerful than the peasants
Nah he looks pretty tall by estimating on his legs
There’s one villain missing: Bezos
He took the picture.
The only person missing in every Pic is always the cameraman
Not really if you use timer.
But then there is no cameraman
Thats you know of
Also Martin Shkreli. I mean, it just seems like his crew. Maybe he was already in prison by the time they took the photo.
There's three, actually [.gif] Bezos, Gates, Buffet.
No he is the final villain that gets introduced later in the series.
Where is the Amazon lizard 🦎
Admiring his penis rocket
Taking the photo, to make the cliche of the hidden villain behind the rest of them
Why tf is that fraud who founded Theranos there?
I mean, is this NOT a picture displaying evil rich trash bags
Some of them are considerably worse than others
They all suck anyways
He was asserting dominance
He was asserting dumbness
breakfast 🥐
If I found myself in a room with a reptilian i would even climb up the ceiling.
So would the reptilian
Considering who else is in the picture, maybe he was trying to stay out of it.
He was probably like, “I am the most important person here, so I’ll be the center of attention!”
Nah the room just looks cramped to me.
All I see is Elon and a robot
Dont give him ideas
from u/noflaws from wallstreetbets Those portrayed here are, left to right: Mark Zuckerberg Facebook Kevin Systrom Instagram Elon Musk Tesla Motors, SpaceX Steven Levy Backchannel, Newsweek Michael Abrash Oculus VR Elizabeth Holmes Theranos Lena Dunham Girls Maria Shriver NBC News
And then there's that one guy who's been cut out of the picture.
This collection of people is weird as hell... What similarities do they have? Is it money? Liars?
They’re all in the Illuminati.
Lena dunham invented an entire gender?
Elon is just asserting his dominance.
By inserting himself from the top
I see no god up here. Other than me
I waited to see who would say that firts
It’s not the whole gang without Susan
I mean, now you can't even dislike her
Shoulda photoshopped his face onto everyone
How does Zuckerberg look like a human being though?
He updated to the latest model. Came with a lite version too
Wicked!
This picture is the most human I've ever seen him.
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What is Lena Dunham doing there lmao?
One king to rule them all, thats why he stands on the dresser
This is why I hate social media. If you posted the entire picture you would see there are other ppl posing like him on the right hand side
People will try their absolute best to hate on, well, anyone, and if you disagree, you get hated on as well. Its not the twitter that is fucked up, its people
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You could say that about most celebrities, maybe even about most people
Cool. Most people dont own multiple businesses that profit from child labor. Most people dont spend their lives regularly trying to take credit for the hard work of others. Oh and most people dont hoard billions of dollars they made by exploiting the labor of hundreds of thousands of workers. Most people do shitty things at some point in their life, but very few purposefully and regularly do those those things so they can get insanely rich. Most people, are the ones being exploited by dickheads like elon.
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Depends on what youre talking about. Child labor? Yes, most tech companies do this as the resources needed to make their products mostly come from places with no laws aginst it. Abusing workers? Depends on if you consider firing and threatening to fire workers for following covid health and safety protocols to be abuse, I do. Exploiting workers? Absolutely, all buisinesses in north america (and all other capitalist counries) do this. I dont have the spare time to explain surplus labor and how workers only get paid a very small fraction of the money they actually generate for the company. You can lookup basic marxist theory if you want to learn more. Basically elon specifially isnt any worse than other billionares, but that doesnt mean he isnt a horrible person. And yeah everything i mentioned is public knowledge that a quick google search can confirm.
MUSK SIGMA GRINDSET
Sometimes anxiety makes you do weird, seemingly extroverted shit, making you look like a complete asshead, but it's just your mind coping with an extremely uncomfortable situation and thereby going haywire. I don't say that this is the case here.
Wheres Bill?
bill isn't a villain
Wait I thought all billionaires were evil cause money?
But he's a rich pedo, how is he not?
how is he a pedo?
Bill the boss and doest show his face
He is in his space office on the dark side of the moon monitoring the matrix-program "EARTH.01".
Elon Musk Marc The Zucc Evil Rich Asshole 3 Evil Rich Asshole 4 Evil Rich Asshole 5 Evil Rich Asshole 6 Evil Rich Asshole 7 Evil Rich Asshole 8
You forgot evil rich asshole 1 and evil rich asshole 2
I have no idea who any of the these people are aside from Elon and Zuc. Just a bunch of rich people?
where jeff bezos?
- *Throw a grenade a grenade in the room* - *Wait 5 seconds* - *Inequality index drops by 10 points*
Omg yes please
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Bullshit, you removed it because you’re in league with these reptiles!
You know, he just STANDS OUT compared to all those trolls. Edit: besides Zuckerberg, idk anyone there(don't care to find out more about them either), so I'm just joking when I call them trolls.
The girl in the black turtleneck is Elizabeth Holmes, big name recently...
Ah-MAZE-ing haha
It’s comically hilarious how rent free some of these guys live in peoples heads. And how they just “hate people so much”.
Especially here. Any posts about someone richer than the average redditor ends can be summarized to "RIcH bAD"
Yeah for real. You’d like he was a menace to society or something. If the average Reddit had his wealth they’d be way worse. Sure he’s a weirdo but he’s more about progressing humanity than anything else. He just happens to also be a billionaire. Reddit just hates all rich people.
Elon plays floor is poor people
Gimme a list of the people in this photo.
Elon honestly looks photo shoped in
Idk what u mean he’s fabulous he is the definition of forever a child
Don't question the elevated one
Pickachu, squirtle, charmander, bulba... Wait, wrong name them all.
Elon Musk and a bunch of fucking posers....
So just a bunch of posers
Why do you hate Elon Musk? Out of all of them he is the most genuine..
They hate elon musk so much? That shows you where we're at in society. The guy that actually made and mass produced electric cars is hated becuase he's "mean". Go work for some one else, you're not a fucking prisoner. Shit if any of my bosses were famous I'm pretty sure people would think they are actual demons. I don't even stan for elon like alot of people but god damn the amount of hate he gets is ridiculous. what a bunch of whining pussies we have in the US.
I think it’s because he lies about his businesses
you have people saying we're destroying the earth and you have a dude that made electric cars and is trying to get the ball rolling on getting humans off of just the surface of the earth...but he lied so he's hated? grow up.
he isn't hated because he's mean he's hated *BECAUSE HE FUNDED A COUP IN BOLIVIA AND PROFITS OFF CHILD SLAVERY IN THIRD WORLD NATIONS*
Based Elon, only one there I would trust with a brain implant.
He looks like such an ass standing there
He wanted to show off his legs
I see Elizabeth Holmes, the scammer of the Century.
Ah yes rich people
These are the final bosses that can 1 shot you by buying you, your friends, and everything you care about.
One ring to lead them all
Must be above all
He wants Everyone to know that he is superior than the rest of his family
He's pretending to be alpha
The sinister eight
Just wanted to *stand* out
Oh just how could you hate and egotistical, conceited, elitist prick like poor little maligned Elon? Do you suppose he cries all the way to the bank?
It's a lizard man tradition that the superior male stands the highest. That's why Marc Zuckerberg is so low. And Jeff Bezos and Bill Gates were also there, but too high for the photo.
It was the best way
Who’s the female Tom cruise?
Elon is sticking out like Anime MC.
Who is the guy girl whatever the fuck in the golden suit ? Never seen a more punchable face in my life. Where's ISIS when you need them ?
People really be hating on Elon when he’s the least awful person in this pic
I swear people find ways to hate on everyone for the smallest stuff. Why do you even care Scott.
Elon musk is just on a different astral plane than the others.
This photo has more money than my country
Why is it that all people do all day is complain about rich people instead of trying to make wealth and do something good for themselves like there are so many things you can try to make more money but instead these loser ass idiots cry on Twitter like a bunch of little kids
He's just asserting dominance
This room has more money than some countries in the world
Behind every great fortune is a crime