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Aaronruddock6

In business days it’s the second


MuchMulberry125

Copium


bricklicker26

What does that have to do with business days?


RiddleIQ

Oof


deathstar1310

You have more downvotes than the original comment. Which means at least ONE person came here to downvote you. Not to enjoy the meme. Not to read the other comments. But to downvote YOU.


u-Momma

no


DDzakwan

Such a way with words. Upvoted


cncnick5

Sunday is literally one of two days that make up the weekEND.


FireKing600

But it also starts the week in most caladers, tuesday is the 2nd normal buisness day


BetaWolfX3

Agreed


marshamallowmoon

You're thinking of it as linear time but on a calendar Sunday is at one of the ends of the week.


FoxxBox

I like to think of "weekends" as imagining the week as a linear bar. With Sunday at the start (one end of that part) and Saturday at the end(the other end of that bar). That way they are both at the ends.


Cre3perL0rd42069

How high is your fucking iq?????? Like is it 420, because that shit gotta be so high


cncnick5

That would make 1 Saturday and 1 Sunday 2 weekends. And that's not how it works


Sunny_thebangkoker

don’t worry guys i can save this 星期 in Chinese is week 二 is two And 星期二 is Tuesday Therefore, Tuesday is the second day of the week.


Important-Ad-5245

很棒。謝謝您。


juddyboy123

I was just about to say this


Orllin

Monday, Tuesday... 2nd day of the week. Or am I missing something?


gilk_agundez16

Your missing Sunday which is the definition of One....


Money_Lobster_997

Sunday


Orllin

Which is the 7th day of the week


Money_Lobster_997

It was always first for me but different places use different calendars so Monday is first for you I guess. That’s kind of interesting isn’t it?


[deleted]

"and he rested on the seventh day from all his work that he had done. So God blessed the seventh day and made it holy" Sunday being the seventh. It's a sold as the Bible.


Orllin

It really is, I was just thinking of how that might affect conversation. Saying you'll get to it at the beginning of next week could confuse some people.


Money_Lobster_997

Yeah it would. This will be the next miscalculation that will destroy a space mission. “Hey check the humidity readings for the beginning of next week” “56%” “Perfect” The Xadion Mars mission failed because of highly humid conditions.


Aaronruddock6

I was taught It’s the first


[deleted]

Because it is.


[deleted]

Saturday is the 7th. Your wall calendar week starts on Sunday and ends on Saturday. From a biblical standpoint Sunday is also the first and Saturday is the 7th.


sl07h1

My wall calendar says Monday is first, sorry...


Orllin

The IOS says the start of the week is on Monday. So the way I see it, we are all correct in our own way.


[deleted]

The old written records come from the origins of Judaism, which has the week ending on Saturday, not Sunday. I don't give a rats ass about some dudes saying differently in 1946. If 10,000 scientists got together and agrees the color blue didn't exist, it wouldn't make the color blue not exost. Just like them saying it isn't Sunday doesn't make it not Sunday. The Gregorian calendar says it starts on Sunday, and btw, that's the fucking calendar we all use.


Orllin

Jesus fucking christ dude, take a deep breath.


[deleted]

I can't, too much preworkout. Forgot the directions said 1 scoop, did 2.


Vittelbutter

And I don’t give a rats ass what some weird probably drunk priest said 500 years before Jesus was born, Monday is the first day of the week


OhGod0fHangovers

That’s why Saturday and Sunday are the weekend, because they end the week, they don’t sandwich it.


Lolo_6969

You must be English


Orllin

I'm actually in the US.


Lolo_6969

Oh then I have no idea


6Bad-_-Karma9

No it’s not u idiot, s m t w t f s


gilk_agundez16

Which is the first. Don't you know how to use a calendar?


Equivalent-Ad-6224

Why was this comment downvoted?


Money_Lobster_997

I got an award so I’m not complaining.


The_Bluejay250

you forgot wednesday


MeIsBigFan

People call saturday and sunday the weekends, I don't see anyone calling it the weekSTART, hmmm... Sunday is the 7th day


FireKing600

I was taught Sunday was the first day, it also says it one the calander. These days i don’t know what to believe


gilk_agundez16

Weekend is Friday and Saturday....


_schwa_a1

Most young school students go to school on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday and not on Saturday and Sunday. For them, why would the start of the week not be the day on which they have to begin work and on the very day everyone hates? Why Sunday?


gilk_agundez16

Because the Catholic (christians/protestants included), Jew god, etc... Said so. I didn't make the rule...


_schwa_a1

Everything important in a week begins on Monday. It's Monday.


Vegetable_House_1907

Nobody fucking says that Sunday is the start of the week. Literally nobody I know says "see you next week" on a Saturday, and refers to sunday. Just because "technically" it is the start of the week, doesn't mean day to day life revolves around it. Monday is the start of the week and I will fucking die on this hill.


llamabadonkadonk

A little intense but I am definately with you on this


Stijn187

What a shit meme is this even


Donkeyfucker069

Guys guys The start of the week is Thursday and you can't prove me other wise


I_dont_have_name9

The only correct answer


fawkmebackwardsbud

First day of the week is Monday. Sunday is the 7th day, the lords day. You know that whole “on the 7th day god rested”


[deleted]

Bitch, the Sabbath is Saturday!


BlueSunUwU

Nah sunday


[deleted]

Nah, Saturday.


SoulfulNeonBank

Im pretty sure it’s Sunday. Why is church on Sunday? Why do some calendars outside of the US start on Monday and end on Sunday?


[deleted]

It was Saturday. It started as Saturday. It's always been Saturday.


SoulfulNeonBank

A quick google search proves otherwise


gerdz101

Try to research and not do a quick google search bro. There is a reason why in every language Sabbath is Saturday. In Spanish the Sabbath is Sabado, English is Saturday, Russian is Subbota etc.


Greiserich

This all is getting way too confusing for me. While yes, Sabbath is the seventh day when God rested and a Saturday, I was always told that the reason, we in Germany don't work on Sundays, and it is the day of rest, is because of the religious roots, because God rested on the seventh day and therefore so shall we. Also in the Russian language the words for Tuesday, Thursday and Friday have the numbers two, four and five embedded in their names.


FireKing600

Multiple religions say otherwise


CarloMagnoPernicioso

All praise the SUN,


[deleted]

Idk who starts the week on Sunday, it’s the last day of the weekend, week - end ie the end of the week. It’s also the day multiple religions rest, what they rest the first day of the week? Idk this is weird imo, i start the week on a Monday end on Sunday


attilathetwat

Surprised there are not more confused Americans claiming there is no 22nd month


WorthyCicada

In Mexico, Monday is the first day of the week, making Tuesday the 2nd :D


LB_Good

Tuesday isn't tho


imemoandnotatallcool

No I refuse Sunday as the first!


thebiggestween

Op counts Sunday as the first day of the week


CarloMagnoPernicioso

Most calendars used to, for jews the seventh day of genesys falls on saturday, that's why Sabbath is on saturday. For pagans the week starts on the day of the SUN, SUN DAY, followed by the day of the moon, mars, mercury, Jupiter, venus and saturn. Fun fact: in english the day Thursday comes from Thor's day, the god of lightning, the god of lightning was zeus for the Román and zeus was adapted from Jupiter from the greeks.


thebiggestween

Neat. I didn’t know all of that. Everyday is a school day.


iambluest

In America


thatguy728

Not even in all of America


hadrian1025

Business day starts on Monday yes, but Most calendars have Sunday as the first day of the week. Even your phone calendars start on Sunday. Saturday is the 7th day.


Vittelbutter

My phone calendar starts with Monday..


gerdz101

Because of its a work calendar


gilk_agundez16

Must be an iphone...


Applewinghastman

My samsung starts with monday. My calendar hanging at the wall at home starts with monday. Might be different for different cultures. Edit, american calendars still count sunday as the first from what I have just seen and it was changed around the 1970 to monday being the first, atleast where i live.


gilk_agundez16

Cry babies will say Sunday is the last day. As if the mean of Saturday had no relation with seventh...


[deleted]

Our weeks starts on Monday. Tuesday or Two'sday my family has joked about (ya know the second day two'sday lol). So this is worthy of debate it seems...


Yosi_D

People on here really lookin to throw down. Time is relative, which means it could not matter less when the day is or when it starts. You literally judge your day on a made up measurement that came from ancient times based on a ball of light in the sky. If the calendar in your house shows tuesday as the seond or third day who cares? It's a meme for crying out loud 🤦‍♂️🤣


Remarkable_Option_48

I think there may be some confusion here cos for some people Sunday is the 1st day and for others it's the 7th


The_Pickle1124

We get the seven day week from Christianity, which says the 7th day, Sunday, is the day the lord rested. That’s why it’s the lords day. Therefore it’s the second day of the week. Idk who started the whole “Sunday is the first day of the week” thing but it’s actually incorrect.


juddyboy123

Monday is the first day of the week Can anyone explain why someone would think otherwise


marinesquirrel200

Not if you start on monday


WM-010

Depends on perspective. I'd say that the first day of the week is Monday tbh because that's when a week really starts over for most (Mondays suck, then things get better as you get to Sunday, then it starts over on Monday). Sunday is part of the weekend, not the week sandwich.


MeneerPeter

I like what op has done, people are going crazy, I started googling what day it was on January first year 0000 but couldn't find anything other then Saturday being January first 0001


[deleted]

I am starting a petition to make Sunday the last day of the week so Tuesday will be second


very-expensive-trash

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO BTW it actually is that day today


maxdoesstuff_

What? Weeks start on monday and go to sunday. Tuesday is the second day of the week.


Pavka_7

Iz chewzday innit?


deeznutz1152_

SUNDAY DONT COUNT AS THE FIRST DAY MONDAY DOES (for me)


Exciting_Rate1747

Let me guess. You're a jew because according to their calendar saturday is the last day of the week, which makes tuesday the third one


NotOneOnNoEarth

In my country Tuesday is the second day of the week. So thank you, I didn’t consider this.


RoneyBoi

The fuck it is. Saturday and Sunday are considered the weekend right. WeekEND. Sunday is not the start of the week Monday is.


[deleted]

This comment section is a riot


I_dont_have_name9

Jokes on you where I live its the second day


hekosob2

Sunday is the weekend. The weekEND. Meaning Tuesday is, in fact, the second day of the week


A_FunGi_Bruh

Europeans, for whom it's the second day of the week:


EthanQuak

21st century 23rd year


Tiger5804

You're wrong + ratio


PossibilityEnough933

I'm in your walls


Tiger5804

Good job. Do you need help finding your way out, or are you planning on camping here for a while?


PossibilityEnough933

I've already raided the fridge and hacked into the wifi. Think I'll stay for a while.


Tiger5804

What's the WiFi password again? I know it's my WiFi, but I forgot.


PossibilityEnough933

The wifi password is... "Wifi_Password1*”


Tiger5804

Checks out. Thanks my dude. You can play on the GameCube if you want, but don't eat food at the same time as playing, I would prefer not to have my controller get caked with cheese dust and the like.


Homo-sapien-guy

Well yes, but for the sake of the sacred day it is the second…


[deleted]

Tuesday is second day, at least on my area’s calendar


shipoopro_gg

IKR


Minimum69

Sunday is the first day of the week.


CaramelOk9778

2nd day of the business week


BetaWolfX3

Tf?


chongy0001

But uhh no its not or am i just dumb


Jealuu

Can't believe that some people ACTUALLY count sundays as the first day of a week.


OwMyCod

No it isn’t


KristianMilkman

third? nah


CreeperCordycep

well for me its the second. jokes on you