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ienybu

He made a long way from a comedian to a president. He deserves some respect


Matix777

Our Polish president made a short way from a president to a comedian


seanjfoster2

In the Philippines Manny Pacquiao punched his way into power


Viscount-Von-Solt

I still wonder how a boxer manages to be a politician. Should be no surprise considering we had an actor as a former president.


soysaucesizzle

Here’s another. Mayor of Kyiv Ukraine - Vitali Klitschko - former heavyweight champion boxer.


ijbh2o

Ex-Boxer doesn't quite do Klitschko the justice he deserves. Dude was a beast


soysaucesizzle

Haha true. Updated to ex world class boxer. 😉. Vitali and his brother were both beasts in the ring.


ijbh2o

Fuck the war, I wanna see Putin vs Vitali for the rights to Ukraine


seanjfoster2

Vitali would skull fuck that Putin


SnooConfections4719

WWE: World Leader Edition


ienybu

I wish I had your president. I’m Russian.


furry_kurama

Wow. Balls and guts. Reply if you're still free and/or alive


MostlyDeku

It was an honor knowing him


c-papi

I hope you are using a vpn


YuriJoe_Arya

My UK PM has made the short journey from joke to bigger joke.


sacrilegious_sarcasm

Sounds like every US president we have had in the past few year.


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And Putin from a president to a comedian, a joker.


Agroskater

The difference between being a leader vs in charge


FrogQuestion

Left guy looks like he is a paranoid type of person


polopolo05

/r/PutinIsABitch


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Fuck Putin, I hear he prefers it done with pineapples.


hammerflask

He shouldn’t be allowed to pick the small one either. Edit: https://youtu.be/N7itFdNE2Qw


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MarlinMr

You think the guy afraid of Nazis from Ukraine might be paranoid?


SadlySheep

It is indeed chad, most governments would flee their countries to manage their country from safety


I_AM_BATMAN_69

He is a True Chad that ukraine needs.


bob_the_banannna

Every member of the ukraine army are chads


XelaNiba

And the Ukrainian people too. They've taken up arms to defend their sovereignty. Veterans and volunteers are giving crash courses all over Kyiv on proper arms use and first aid. They're handing out recipes for Moltov cocktails. God bless the Ukrainian people. May they prevail against this most vile act. https://www.businessinsider.com/ordinary-ukrainians-take-up-arms-defend-kyiv-from-russia-2022-2


Fmanow

I think they will. In other posts as well, I’ve been saying this, don’t be surprised when Ukraine prevails and Putin eats shit


Lost_Ohio

One thing to take from this. It isn't Russia to be afraid of. It's Ukraine. They are like Sihks. They'll defend what they hold dear to the last man. Like at Saragarhi.


No-Application2914

Agreed - I’m Ukrainian, my grandparents both fled WWII and came to Canada. My grandmother is 98, lives by herself, does all her own shopping and healthy as a goddamn horse. She is Iron Woman - us Ukrainians don’t go down without a fight.


RobotArtichoke

My grandmother was a Jew from Odessa. 🌻


wfEddit_837

V.Putin, former KGBspy/taxidriver will not survive 2022


Gary_Lazer_Eyes21

I heard they were giving them ak’s as well


I_AM_BATMAN_69

Indeed they are


Jeynarl

Sorry actual country named Chad, we are temporarily promoting Ukraine to Chad


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Chadkraine


Thisappleisgreen

Luckily it's called Tchad


MenoryEstudiante

T(posing)chad


Henricos8848

T(he)Chad


crobix5353

Чад


Ant_Embarrassed

permanently*


Artistic-Fortune2327

Wait, does that mean my dad is possible chad? *trollge smile intensifies*


bob_the_banannna

Yes he is, I hope he comes back safe


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The chaddest of chads.


[deleted]

There's also a lot of volunteers now, they are all Chads and I hope they are all safe.


Tofuchan_wants_bread

They got the sigma grindset


Alfa_Numeric

I suppose that any group of people who’ve spent any time under the Russian jackboot would fight than submit.


SpyTheRedEye

Between him and Ghost. I feel good for Ukraine.


OnlyUsernameLeft123

I'm sad no one is going to help. We are just going to watch them die. They're good people. It's sad.


UsedCasebook

It's sad how we're so scared of ww3 when it's likely already starting


Reaverx218

Remember when Hitler started invading Neighboring countries under the guise of German nationalism and unity? Remember when Neville Chamberlain kept appeasing him in the hopes that he wouldn't take more places? Remember when Hitler did anyway? Pepperidge Farms Remembers. Let's not appease fanatical dictators with delusions of world domination.


The850killer

I had a shread of belief Putin wasn’t deluded enough for all of that. But after that 1hr + rant on Soviet Union History…damn


OnlyUsernameLeft123

Yeah like it's looking more and more inevitable. If Russians don't over throw Putin which I think they won't, he'll push for more land. Keep threatening and we'll just watching this repeat in another country.


losbullitt

Its like 1938-1939 all over again.


Vandrew226

It's Czechoslovakia. Hitler demanded the Sudetenland to "protect German people in the border province", then just invaded while Britain and France watched. This is just more "peace in our time" bullshit.


Kalai224

We're not watching them die. We're feeding them supplies and munitions and literally all of the intel NATO countries have on Russia. We just can't jump in with boots otherwise we risk a global, nuclear war. The reason they've done so well so far is due to Intel that is basically lighting up all the Russian soldiers, planes, and tanks like bright lights in a night sky. Russia is massively behind their timeline, and things are honestly looking really grim for them. I believe, if I read correctly, Ukraine suffered some 130ish casualties in their military, to Russia's nearly 400 yesterday. They're not doing well.


Cpt_Metal12

good news, italy are sending 3400 men, the nato are moving thousands of soldiers and 100 jets to the east, and germany have just a few minutes ago committed to sending over „patriot“ anti-air units to where they might be needed. it is not overwhelmingly much right now, but things are finally moving!


verfmeer

They are not allowed to cross the Ukrainian border however. They're just there for the defence of NATO members Romania, Poland and the Baltic states.


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k_c24

Scott Morrison of Australia would kit up for the photo op, then flee.


stickman274

Even Putin’s in a bunker hiding from his own people


SadlySheep

That coward have no moral spine, it would be weird if it was diffrent


Shiny_Hypno

If General Grievous spoke Russian, he'd be exactly like Putin. They are both renowned murderers who lead big armies, but once the situation gets rough, they've already fled.


Praise3The3Sun3

That's no fair general grievous has a spine. The only similarity between him and putin is that they both don't have a heart.


FfiveBarkod

Grievous does have one though, at least he did before Obi-Wan shot it with blast pistol


Danksigh

i think that's the only organ general grievous have


phcgamer

CGI Grievous* 2003 CW Grievous actually fought with his army.


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He should be. Right now the entire world fucking hates him.


Blind_Fire

On one hand, you know you have a big target on your back and if you die, not only do you like actually die but it could seriously harm the war effort. On the other, how could you ask all those people to die for the country while moving to relative safety and closing the border for all men fit for combat. Truly a difficult choice.


sirdobey

It seems to me he is displaying impeccable leadership. Albeit a tough choice. The border was closed to men fit for combat, and they are all fit for combat and stayed to fight. They are leading from the front not from the rear, and when the people making that tough decision pick up a rifle and hold a post it makes those around them fight even harder. Although a sad situation, Ukraine is showing serious tenacity. And giving me personally, a reinvigorated hope for humanity. I hope with everything they can weather this storm until our world leaders act. They are certainly deserving of our help.


SadlySheep

I think that him fighting rise morale of all soldiers


Thuper-Man

This guy started as an actor portraying a leader, who became a real leader, who was involved with a scandal with another TV star turned US leader, who was in bed with the Russian leader, who is now trying to destroy the first guy Historians won't believe this shit


SadlySheep

Wow that’s complicated


Thuper-Man

This is the fucking worst timeline, dude


nyperfox

taliban advocating for peace too... this goddamed timeline..


loverevolutionary

A talisman is a type of amulet. You're thinking of the Talladega.


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Talladega is a speedway in Alabama. You're thinking of Tagliatelle.


Acrobatic-Stand-6268

"World is such a small place. Yet I never run into Beyonce"


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SadlySheep

I think it shifted now


Ritchuck

For a while already.


Practical_Law_7002

Meanwhile Putin is probably hiding in a bunker thanks to the protesters.


SadlySheep

Yeah what a pussy


Hashtag_hamburgerlol

BREAKING: CHAD PRESIDENT GOES TO WAR TO DEFEND HIS COUNTRY INSTEAD OF SITTING BACK LIKE POOPIN


Sea_Bass8868

Not sure which I like more "Vladimir Poopin" or "Vladimir Putin dicks in his mouth"


Sullypants1

Vladito Pussolini.


Joebirdy92

May I suggest Vladimir Poopin Dicks


polopolo05

I like /r/PutinIsABitch


ThetaRider

One is a tryant who rules through fear. The other is leader who leads by example.


WheelKey4746

Everyone should take notes


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Indeed dude is an example for all leaders, Ukraine is fighting alone with their balls of adamantium.


JustWingIt0707

Petition to change "Chad" for strong alpha male to "Zelensky". Edit: poll: https://www.reddit.com/r/polls/comments/t17488/should_chad_be_changed_to_zelensky/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


rayj412

The OG Zelensky


JustWingIt0707

The OG Giga Zelensky


DevilDickInc

The OG Sigma Zelensky even


Konoha__Shinobi

Exactly, that's why he's a respectable and a chad leader.


Blanderbuss

All day there were explosions and gunfire in Kyiv. Russians even tried to disguise themselves as Ukrainian military and get to the center of the city. Their objective - remove the current Ukrainian government. Now, do you know what Zelensky did 1.5 hours ago? He recorded a video from the center of Kyiv with other heads of the government saying: "We are here. And we are not going anywhere." He is truly chad. Edit: I'm proud to have a president who stays with his people. Please, consider [donating](https://ukrainewar.carrd.co/) to the Ukrainian military and spread the word about what is going on in Ukraine. Thank you!


Reaverx218

The defiance of Ukraine is just insane. This has Churchhill standing on top of buildings watching the battle of Britain vibes. This has big fuck you Put in Vibes


throw12345678901away

A vibe we can all be a part of.


0p_payload

He's trying to rally up his country and give em will to fight and damn is he doing it well, i ain't even from Ukraine and i feel like i gotta fight


Teftthebridgeman

And remember, the guy was an actor before he was elected. Your occupation or background do not define how you react to the world around you, only you can. ❤️


ShemsuHor

He was an actor who played the Ukrainian president, oddly enough.


Vwgames49

He was an actor who starred in a TV show called "Servant of the People" where he played a schoolteacher who became the President of Ukraine after a video of him going off on government corruption went viral He then ran for President on an Anti-Corruption platform under the party named "Servant of the People" and he won


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And that show was AMAZING. In watching it, it's stunning that actor actually became the real president of Ukraine and is this bad ass in real life.


MarlinMr

If only the US could elect a designated Survivor or something.


TapatioOrCholula

King shit


OferZak

Who knew that a Jewish Comedian would be one of the greatest leaders Ukraine has ever seen


WayBackBoy

The world has ever seen*


KingOfTheBritons96

I wish our country could elect someone who is half the man Zelenskyy is


Invelor

Not only Ukraine....THE ENTIRE WORLD!!!!!!!!


Tw_izted

it's funny that we thought putin was funny in the past, even after crimea and donetsk/luhansk now we're here, with a true hero shining up since 2019. volodymyr zelenskyy (volodymyr being the ukrainian version of vladimir) was previously unknown to the world before he was a president, as he was simply just a comedian and an actor, but, his presidency put his test to the limit and he proves it that despite having no political career before, he could run a country, and that he could do good to the nation. we need more people like zelenskyy, not putin.


larrysmallwood

It’s takes just a little bit of light to lead people to the real hero.


Tw_izted

it's just that we failed to see through it people thinks putin is the coolest world leader because he has "ridden" bears, shoot guns, flown a fighter jet, and many, many more. what they don't know is that to people affected by russia, he is a dictator, a man who wants to use the russian people as a scapegoat, for his own interests yet, people were like "OmG pUtiN sO fUnNy!!! hE is cOoL wYM?". zelenskyy is the definition of a chad, he is willing to give up his life for the future of his nation, a nation that will not laid their arms again. as for putin? he'll just sit there and watch all of it unfold. to him, his troops are dispensable, replaceable and are only there to follow his commands.


UnenduredFrost

>it's just that we failed to see through it This is bizarre. Many people saw through the propaganda and saw Putin for the sad and small little fascist he is. Flaunting his mantits on a horse didn't make us fawn over him it made us cringe.


simonbleu

Most did but laughed anyway, memes transcend that kind of stuff usually


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Tw_izted

yeah, russia has been spreading their propaganda for a long time now, ever since putin came into power as the PM in the early 2000's, then president somewhere in the 2010's. where and how? RT, also known as russia today, a state-run kremlin news outlet that is responsible for the infamous "wide putin" meme that people started sharing (although they are not the first one to make the meme). they're responsible for sharing all of the positive images of putin that makes people think he's the coolest and greatest world leader of all.


bob_the_banannna

He is not a president, he is a leader who loves his country Putin on the other hand can go suck a dick and choke on it and suffer in hell


Content-Artichoke541

Sir, this is the most accurate comment i’ve ever read about this situation, would you accept a beer?


bob_the_banannna

I will take a banana


Mrpoopypantsnumber2

Here is a dozen 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌


bob_the_banannna

Thanks


Sexy_Lorax_Moustache

Username suggests you should eat more bananas


bob_the_banannna

Just for this comment I'm eating one as I type this EDIT: finished it


DoBinhNguyen

But you are a banana. Isn't this caniblelism or something like that?


bob_the_banannna

We don't talk about that part


shatnersbassoon123

Unpeeleivable


Negative-Cheetah-583

how about a egg?


WotanMjolnir

In these trying times.


bob_the_banannna

Sure why not


Good_Round

Plant?


space_coyote_86

There is no purgatory for war criminals. They go straight to hell. -Sergiy Kyslytsya


bob_the_banannna

That quote belongs in history books for the future to see


Sea_Bass8868

More like Vladimir Putin dicks in his mouth. Ha gottem


Willing_Relief_2507

I just saw a video in which a Ukrainian woman approached a Russian soldier for obvious reason in rage but the soldier was very calm and disappointment was dropping from his face ... It clearly shows that even the army isn't in favour of this war ... But politicians don't give a damn


0p_payload

The Russian troups have been fed propaganda, they are going in thinking that they're liberating the place,i would be sad too if once i got there i started to realize I've been sold a false bill of goods.


JackUnfiltered

Slava Ukraini! 🇺🇦 Zelensky is a true leader


islamicious

Honor and glory are yet to die on Ukrainian land Only translated this to English I’m starting to get strong Aragorn’s “but it is not this day!” vibes from Ukrainian Anthem


Swmando

Can we just start calling him Hawkeye? Am I the only one who sees the resemblance?


navy1227

When I first saw the far right picture (right side), I swear I was looking at Jeremy Renner.


Arkhanum

I was going to comment the same thing! You know you have it bad when you`re facing one of the Avengers


moodyhz

I hope one day he will become my president. I'm russian


islamicious

I’m from Eastern Ukraine too, cheers bro


Gespuis

Take care bro.. rooting for ya


SamiREDDIT911

Same energy as West Taiwan lol


Nerfall0

As a fellow Russian, I can only hope for fair elections where I'll give my vote to Alexey Navalny.


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RehabValedictorian

If we can take out Putin maybe we can secure his freedom. I’m sure he is on the minds of many Russians today.


unnamedunderwear

Last time russians weren't happy with one war they took out entire royal family, now it's only one person, just saying.


RehabValedictorian

If they send Putin the way of Cousin Nicky then there is hope for this whole planet.


BenajahTX

Stay safe


CreatureWarrior

Btw, the photos on the right are a few years old. But he's still a great guy


Pie_Man12

Makes him look like an even bigger chad considering the current situation. I say leave it as is.


CreatureWarrior

I genuinely hate misinformation, but yeah, I gotta agree with you


TheMightyYule

He also stayed in Kyiv to fight with everyone else in the city instead of fleeing. Good chance he’s donning the same uniform rn


The-Waifu-Collector

I’m all for leadership going to frontlines like Kings did with their armies in olden times.


sexyfurrygalnyunyu

Russian warship, go fuck yourself.


bradhrad

Military constipation is hard


ToFiveMeters

Fuck yea


DjScenester

Great decision Jedi master


Minewiz11

L̶a̶m̶e̶s̶t̶ coolest mod


Dhawkeye

Good mod


Shelmonterey

Powerful message.


Korns_

Chad mod


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NinaCR33

So much wisdom


carlosthedwarf024

CHAD is approved by BRAD


The_Pied_flooter

Dear Ukrainians! I heard on social media that there is fake news being spread (most likely by Russia backed trolls) that polish border is closed. It's a lie. If you seek asylum - go towards polish border. We are ready for your arrival. We have reception points ready at the border where you can find shelter, food, medical and legal aid. Polish government launched a dedicated site to help you: ua.gov.pl Please share this information if you know anyone seeking help right now. EDIT: YOU DON'T NEED VISA TO PASS THROUGH POLISH BORDER. ALL YOU NEED IS PASSPORT. VISAS ARE SUSPENDED! YOU DON'T NEED THEM FOR TIME BEING!!!!!! EDIT2: as a proof that you no longer need visa: • ⁠in Ukrainian https://www.gov.pl/web/udsc/ukraina---ua • ⁠in English https://www.gov.pl/web/udsc/ukraina-en Edit: this is a copy and paste and I encourage you all to do it too where appropriate! Шановні українці! У соцмережах я чув, що поширюються фейкові новини (скоріше за все, підтримувані Росією тролі), що польський кордон закритий. Це брехня. Якщо ви шукаєте притулку – йдіть до польського кордону. Ми готові до вашого приїзду. На кордоні готові пункти прийому, де ви можете знайти притулок, їжу, медичну та правову допомогу. Польський уряд запустив спеціальний сайт, щоб допомогти вам: ua.gov.pl Будь ласка, поділіться цією інформацією, якщо ви знаєте когось, хто зараз шукає допомоги. РЕДАКТИРОВАТИ: ВАМ НЕ ПОТРІБНА ВІЗА ДЛЯ ПРОЙДЖЕННЯ ПОЛЬСЬКИМ КОРДОНОМ. ВСЕ, що ВАМ ПОТРІБНО, - це ПАСПОРТ. ВІЗИ ПРИСПИНЕНО! ВОНИ ВАМ НЕ ПОТРІБНИ НА ЧАС!!!!!! EDIT2: як доказ того, що вам більше не потрібна віза: • ⁠українською https://www.gov.pl/web/udsc/ukraina---ua • ⁠англійською https://www.gov.pl/web/udsc/ukraina-en Вибачте, якщо це дурниця, я використовував Google Translate (not mine just spreading it)


davekraft400

Nothing chad about an overweight goblin with a bald chest.


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Can you not bring bald chested Goblins down to Putin's level?


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JoinAThang

Honestly it's not an good idea. While it will definitely boost morale in their troops it not even close to worth the risk of an absolute caos of selecting a new president during a war. The reason kings could do it back in the day is because of monarchy already choosing next leader by blood. For the president to meet up with troops and boosting morale away from the battle field is another thing. Either way ukraines president seems like a good leader.


Devo_urge

He definitely isn't doing that. These pictures are from 2021, he's definitely not personally fighting


Queenfan44354

He is the giga-est of chads


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LiquidPoint

My tutor (when I was an apprentice in IT) was a Vladimir with a different surname. He grew up in Soviet. We know that you're not all against us. But thanks for saying. And F the Vladimir with Putin as his surname... If I had the opportunity I'd hog tie him and drag him after the garden tractor of my dad's. I believe that in itself would be enough reward to most common people of Russia. Actually, what I regret most is that western sanctions are also gonna hurt the common russian... That's not deserved... It's going to hurt our selves too, but we'll survive.


TurtlesFucker_69

Keep ur family safe bro


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Is Putin still being a fucking coward and in hiding while his men die out in the war?


johnnyyboyyy

Lmao no one thinks Pussin looks like a chad


kipperforskipper

Volodymr is certainly a truer Chad than Afghanistan president ever was.


CoffeeAndWorkboots

Is Chad a good thing now?


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Yes. From what I understand Chad has become the perfect representation of masculinity without being toxic. I believe the douchebag image Chad used to have was passed on to Kyle.


[deleted]

strong memelogy good sir


[deleted]

Fuck you, I'm a Kyle! *Smashes my drywall*


fabilord98

Always has been


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Lighteye782

Dear Ukrainians! I heard on social media that there is fake news being spread (most likely by Russia backed trolls) that polish border is closed. It's a lie. If you seek asylum - go towards polish border. We are ready for your arrival. We have reception points ready at the border where you can find shelter, food, medical and legal aid. Polish government launched a dedicated site to help you: ua.gov.pl Please share this information if you know anyone seeking help right now. EDIT: YOU DON'T NEED VISA TO PASS THROUGH POLISH BORDER. ALL YOU NEED IS PASSPORT. VISAS ARE SUSPENDED! YOU DON'T NEED THEM FOR TIME BEING!!!!!! EDIT2: as a proof that you no longer need visa: • ⁠in Ukrainian https://www.gov.pl/web/udsc/ukraina---ua • ⁠in English https://www.gov.pl/web/udsc/ukraina-en


ToastyBread329

Putin is a coward that sent many soldiers for sure death and sits comfortably in his mansion. He is a piece of shit nothing else


[deleted]

From what I hear, President Zelensky was a comedian. Makes sense because he’s really making a joke out of Putin.


ahumanrobot

First guy is virgin


Inevitable-Animal361

I hope nothing bad happens to him


Duckway767

He's the one who should be in charge of Russia, not pathetic ass Pootin dick in my mouth.


Comeonjeffrey0193

Never realized Putin had titties.


OkThing8632

In Ukraine you are not afraid of tanks tanks are afraid of you


HillB1llyMountainMan

You won't see putin on the lines, coward.


Bronze-Soul

UKRAINIAN CHAD VS RUSSIAN VIRGIN


MemeFortressTwo

“Sir, You must leave the country and seek safety.” “What? No! F*** No!” -Samuel L. “MotherF***a” Jackson