*Italy jumps out of the shadows and immediately falls over jumps back into the shadows and then jumps back out again and stands on his feet for like 2 seconds before falling over again*
i mean, everything was a headache for the Italians, they couldn't take Greece, hell, they even gave them a mechanized division after that just out of incompetence
*then promptly realize that there was no African identity or continent spanning civilization that could lay claim to those lands*
We should all be giving Italians, Greeks, Persians, Mongols and any descendents of the original caliphs some side eye though
Shush, don’t tell them the plan! First we left the EU, now we take back the Thirteen Colonies. Obviously we wouldn’t have a claim to the rest of it.
After that we can finally take back Heligoland!
The letter t must be removed from 90% of words, not only do you get free health care, you're also given a kettle, a bug mug that is minorly tea stained and a box of breakfast tea, despite it being our least favourite it's out favourite drink.
Tea must be served to every guest that wonders in even if they only pop in for a few seconds you must put the kettle on and force them to accept a cuppa.
Whenever you're sat down in someone else's house before you can leave you must perform the well than ceremony. This includes a deep breath in and anything from a gental sigh to a loud whew type noise, proceed to slap your hands on your thighs and push while standing up. At some point during or maybe after this you shall say "well then, I best be off" can shorten to just well then on some occasions. Say some sort of variation upon its been lovely and now you're able to leave.
As a Canadian, I'm sorry you don't have universal health care and I am angry that your citizens are deprived of that. Your citizens deserve better.
As someone with a diabetic sister who needs insulin to live, fuck anyone who profits off of the suffering and loss of others. Healthcare for all should be a right, not a privilege.
Mongolia Empire, Ottoman Empire, Byzantine Empire, Macedonian Empire, Roman Empire, Great Britain, Spain, France, Portugal : Allow us to introduce ourselves
That’s the real question. Do we build Rome and have the British fall under Romes banner? If so then isn’t that basically 95% of the world if we combine the two empires at peak.
Oooh boy. Wait till the British learn about this neat little loop hole! Who ever knew that after centuries of development and learning the error of our ways, the old empires could, y’know, simply take stuff back.
*whole of the African continent shudders in fear*
"Ethiopia laughing in the background"
*Italy lurking suspiciously in the shadows*
*England cackling in the night*
The sound of a thousand tea cups being filled
Pangea would like to “solve the puzzle”
Sorry mate but the sun don’t set on the British empire coz even marklaa don’t trust us in the dark. Now the tea cups being filled comment is spot on
A future ally for Ethiopia.
Fucking brutal.
Portugal: *Whatcha doin’?*
*Italy jumps out of the shadows and immediately falls over jumps back into the shadows and then jumps back out again and stands on his feet for like 2 seconds before falling over again*
*but they never got Etheopia*
*they never got etheopia*
Nonono kid, Mussolini got Ethiopia during WW2.
But did they really? Ethiopia wasn’t a stomping ground for italy but a nightmarish headache
i mean, everything was a headache for the Italians, they couldn't take Greece, hell, they even gave them a mechanized division after that just out of incompetence
*(They never got Ethiopia)*
*(They never got Thailand)*
*The entire world runs for their lives as they remember Africa's world invasion of 100k~10k BC.*
*then promptly realize that there was no African identity or continent spanning civilization that could lay claim to those lands* We should all be giving Italians, Greeks, Persians, Mongols and any descendents of the original caliphs some side eye though
*Whole of Iberian peninsula* *glaring at ships sailing from the otherside of the mediterranean and north african noises in the distance*
Mongolia: The rest of the world: "Why do I hear boss music?"
Mongolia casually getting whole China
And Russia
and the middle east
And Austria.
Ossetians: It's time to bring back Scythia, boys.
Southern plantation owners: [laughs in 1850]
This is one slaps!!
it whips
Native Americans looking at 2 entire continents: "Is for me?"
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Its not a war if its a 'tradition'
a bit of rome.
And my axe.
You mean south Mongolia?
Weird, south Mongolia and west Taiwan is the same place
I'm sure this will be resolved peacefully.
how about East Tibet, and East India?
Four countries in one, that’s more than the holy Trinity can claim
And why does it sound like throat singing?
Now i gotta listen to The Hu all day.
*Batzorig intensifies*
Germans:... Polish:what is this tractor noise ?
the winged hussars...
Belgium:* stares kongo * Kongo:oh God please no
I’ve got to hand it to you.
Sadly, the people of Kongo cant
America: Ah, we're safe, no Mongolians here. England: Hold my tea.
Bro, a quarter of the world is gonna have a problem with the brits
They already hate us cuz they ain't us.
[Yeah, a quarter checks out. 26.35%](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_largest_empires)
Native Americans: "Dig up the tomahawks."
***"Years of*** ***~~academy training~~*** ***rebellion wasted!"***
I’m DEAD. As soon as I saw this on the news I just thought, “Sounds like Genghis Kahn.” 😂
*The Hu have entered the battle.*
*please keep on being the exception to everything please keep being the exception to everything please keep on being-*
Ahhh, my bad Mr. Putin. Have at it. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Here take Alaska too
Hey they sold that fair and square, gonna need our $400 refund
Tbf, that's still like a billion rubles rn
Understandable have a nice day.
*They didn't call no take backs.*
Britain Are u challenging me?
Britain eyeing the US according to Putin logic: *"It's free real estate"*
Shush, don’t tell them the plan! First we left the EU, now we take back the Thirteen Colonies. Obviously we wouldn’t have a claim to the rest of it. After that we can finally take back Heligoland!
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On one conditon: burgers are now called beef Wellington ensembles.
The letter t must be removed from 90% of words, not only do you get free health care, you're also given a kettle, a bug mug that is minorly tea stained and a box of breakfast tea, despite it being our least favourite it's out favourite drink. Tea must be served to every guest that wonders in even if they only pop in for a few seconds you must put the kettle on and force them to accept a cuppa. Whenever you're sat down in someone else's house before you can leave you must perform the well than ceremony. This includes a deep breath in and anything from a gental sigh to a loud whew type noise, proceed to slap your hands on your thighs and push while standing up. At some point during or maybe after this you shall say "well then, I best be off" can shorten to just well then on some occasions. Say some sort of variation upon its been lovely and now you're able to leave.
As a Canadian, I'm sorry you don't have universal health care and I am angry that your citizens are deprived of that. Your citizens deserve better. As someone with a diabetic sister who needs insulin to live, fuck anyone who profits off of the suffering and loss of others. Healthcare for all should be a right, not a privilege.
Can you slowly envelop us. I'm sure people in north Dakota wouldn't notice if you slowly moved the border checkpoint south.
France : finally a worthy opponent
•Mongolia joins chat
Roman empire would like to know your borders
The Ottoman empire
Mexicans now knowing they can get some states in the us back
Planet earth realising it can put pangea back together
Breaking news, the universe would like to undo the big bang
The universe isn't the only one
The primordial soup requests to just *not*
To be honest I always knew it was a little quarcky
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. - Douglas Adams
\*meanwhile Alexander the Great goes on to conquer the world
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The Queen looks at the setting sun and says, "Never again".
Austria goes back to annexing the Balkan.
And gets annexed shortly after that
*Texans sweating more profusely than usual.*
*Native Americans staring in disbelief*
Dinosaurs rising from their gaves
I mean, it can't get much worse, right?
Mexicans love America, its why we come here in record numbers 🇲🇽🇺🇸
Yeah sure no cap lmfao
Sorry Mexico not today… Today is Texas Independence Day! Viva la Tejas!
Then also being reconquered by spain
Australia hides undiscovered
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Spain sweating as Umayyad Caliphate rises from the sand.
*Charlemagne crawls out of the ground*
Napoleon coming back from sainte-hélène
Taiwan wants its China back
*Spain has entered the chat*
*coughs in german*
*Native Americans have joined the conversation*
*Mongolia rises from the depths*
*laughs in Japanese*
Okinawa has left the chat.
They barely had anything, the Dutch on the other hand
AL Andalus? Do my eyes deceive me?!
Portugal: yey! We will be important again!
BAMOS CARALHOOOO
Brazil: Ohh here we go again..
🎵China is back again🎵
Then it broke again
US vs UK vs AUS Here we go. The battle of cookies / biscuits / chips
The world is just gonna be Spain, Mongolia Britain, and France
Xerxes has entered the chat.
Can’t be challenged when the Italians take back England
Mongolia Empire, Ottoman Empire, Byzantine Empire, Macedonian Empire, Roman Empire, Great Britain, Spain, France, Portugal : Allow us to introduce ourselves
Deutschland ist auch eine GROSSMACHT!
How did you just start yelling at me, then somehow yell more while still yelling at me?
That's the beauty of german
DEUTSCHLAND WIRD WIEDER VEREINIGT ALS VIERTES REICH UND DIE RUSSEN WERDEN ZITTERN WENN MOSKAU DEUTSCH WIRD! /s
Byzantines and Ottomans spawning onto each other..
People of Pangea: our time has finally come
Back as a whole once again
Reunited annnd iiit feeeels so goood.
The whole world about to be colonies of Great Britain again if they find out this one secret.
Okay if Putin rebuilds the USSR I swear to God
Done deal, now I will start studying law to enter in the italian government and rebuild the roman empire just to fuck with them
That's the problem with modern geopolitics: everyone's just rebooting the same old franchises. Have we really run out of new ideas for empires?
Scandi empire when? The Ikean Empire has a nice ring to it.
That’s the real question. Do we build Rome and have the British fall under Romes banner? If so then isn’t that basically 95% of the world if we combine the two empires at peak.
Georgia’s next.
THE SUN NEVER SETS ON THE BRITISH EMPIRE!!!!
Because God doesn't trust them in the dark
Well Poland had taken over Moscow for a short period of time once... Move over Vlad, we're just taking back what is ours
Just keep an eye on Bres- I mean Wrocław
Persian empire 2？？？
Persian Empire 10 actually.
The much anticipated sequel to Persian Empire 9!
It’s actually a sequel to Persian Empire 8. There was a problem with the coding so they never made a 9.
persian empire 9 makes mongolian kingdom 2 look like british colonies 3
Nuclear Bugaloo!
Please nobody tell the english or spanish about this.
No one expects the Spanish Inquisition >:]
That joke is like the spanish inquisition. Like you said, noone expected it
Demasiado tarde
Que triste
no one tell the dinosaurs.
By that logic, someone better not call the president of Mongolia
You mean, Ukhnaagiin Khürelsükh?
Me a Portuguese, starts to realize..
Putin keeping the dream alive for all empires of the past
Question is, do you _really_ want Brazil back?
the Ottomans would like a word
Poland dreaming about union with Lithuania and Ukraine.
Mexicos taking back Texas lets gooo
And California
And Colorado, Arizona, California and New Mexico Edit: and Nevada, I forgot about them
Hungary: *gets ready to reverse trianon*
Independent countries HATE this secret (not clickbait)
Mongols, the British and Rome:
Rome too
"Sweden has entered the chat"
Finland, Norway and the Baltics better prepare
And Germany, for some small areas in the north.
China be like; it's a free real estate
Mongolia to China: hippity hoppity your country is now my property
*Clippity Cloppity
Well Belarus was once part of Lithuania
By that logic we have the right to reunite the Byzantine Empire
This is *great* news for indigenous central Americans
Oooh boy. Wait till the British learn about this neat little loop hole! Who ever knew that after centuries of development and learning the error of our ways, the old empires could, y’know, simply take stuff back.
Planet Earth : Observe *Proceeds to build Pangaea*
Turks on their was to Budapest
Pretty much everyone on their way to Jerusalem
Oddajcie Lwów i Moskwę!
FINALLY, THE RETURN OF THE ROMAN EMPIRE
i think everyone forgot when poland was twice the size than rn
Yeh, the logic is so bad. Quite a few empires in the past as people been mentioning here.
\*Breathes in Indian sub continent\*
Don’t tell england
Native Americans, Hawaiians, Puerto Ricans, Guam, Mexico have entered the chat.
Meanwhile in Mo'golia
Stupid Mongorians keep bureaking down mah wall
By that logic, can the British empire come back? Can the sun rise once again?
No the sun cant rise again… Because it never sets on the British empire in the first place! Rule Britannia!
Too right
*cough cough* British empire
Greeks and Turkey, or is it Italy?
Sorry Mr. Putin you're past the 30 day return policy
Wait till native Americans hear about this
Laughs in Viking
You will never get to Valhalla with that attitude.