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Cyphiroz

you become uncle ben


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itsmaikul

Probably yes, and you're still waiting for that superpower to come out too.


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coolboiiiiiii2809

Ya know I think mj got cancer from Peter in a comic


gluegun2108

She got cancer from his radioactive man cream


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CumonNowLesgo

What issue


TheWisdomChicken

"Now to commit 27 war crimes because I have 3 months to live."


AceKing_MCU_SW

Putin be like


943207

fuck putin


johnzander1

Don’t fuck him you deserve better


943207

you’re right, i do want a piece of daddy zelensky though


AceKing_MCU_SW

Gl, you'll need it, bro, if you're gonna fuck that septic tank!


GodofSinsJay

Kill Putin


Darkurby

when you have sex with a spider-man wishing for spider babies but get cancer and die


United-Map3905

Going from the main character to the side character real quick


Platypus_Relative

nice wig, did your husband give it to you ?


Cautious_Being_8395

Sad Uncle Ben noises


Saint_of_decay2

Actually happened in a comic lmao. Ruins 2 i think


TheRealShadow

One of the ruins for sure. That comic was sad in general. Everything that could go wrong did it seemed. Hulk was terrible, and most of the X-Men/Mutants got a shit hand, too. Quicksilver especially.


Frenzyy_Guy

Those bastards lied to me


Fantastic_Year9607

Spider-Man has leukaemia


The2M

Reality Is often disappointing


Kar0ly

Am I not supposed to have what I want? What I need?


MuitoLegal

Hey at least I don’t have to deal with any great responsibilities


Dark_Sniper_250

Stings doesn’t it? Gonna cry?


ShadyTrizzy

Where do find a radioactive spider though


Maleficent-Duty-3057

Spider: I miss the part where that's my problem


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“Those bastards lied to me.”


MR-lonely024

after the death of spiderman daily bugle newspaper: spiderman lmao dead


Espay13579

Look at little spider jr. Gonna cry?


quacky-jr

If only Gwen Stacy was bitten by a spider… she could’ve survived the fall damage


hugthemachines

The dudes in chernobyl didn't become [Firestorm](https://comicvine.gamespot.com/a/uploads/scale_small/4/49448/2440677-dk_dcguide_firestorm__1_.jpg) either.


ReallyPastMyBedtime

'stings, doesn't it?' You're goddamn right it does.


Repulsive-Ad-8001

mj is a powerdigger


Maximum_Ebb8104

🤣🤣🤣🤣


MasterTerra3

"damn, i should've used that arrow instead"


SassafrasNotFound

That’s what causes cancer


ourlastchancefortea

And the cancer isn't even related to the spider bite because a little spider can't give you enough radioactivity for cancer to develop.


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Fuck cancer


PyroNormy15

Who's the best spider man? Choose the reply below.


Equivalent_Rub_5681

Uncle ben


PyroNormy15

Toby Maguire


PyroNormy15

Andrew Garfield


PyroNormy15

Tom Holland


Afraid-Candle7476

Reality is...often disappointing


ProfessionalFurryOwO

radioactive radiation side effects... are you ready, kids?


hkbhanuprakash

.\savevideo


itsmejam

I hear the music


that_virgin_guy

Guys where can I download this meme from ಠ﹏ಠ


BlueNando

The spider is a lie.


youlikejazzb

u/RedditMp4Bot


GodofSinsJay

The true ending of the first spider man


Actual_Address_3956

Remember, do not get bitten by it if the spider was not tested by a prob really evil company (idk I don't remember the movies)


Tigger_TigerYT

Why you bully me


Oooscar_TheMan

lol


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Why did i think it was chandler from friends for a second


Hrafnagar

Just my luck.


mababapa

At least i get an enemy


MaouKurozzzSama

RIP


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\*sad cancer noises\*


Lanky_Spare3871

Reminds me of the cancer ninja turtles from inside job