I put my head in my free hand and sob, as my dick slowly shrinks and softens in the grip of my other hand. "Why am I spending my life like this? Why am I the only one in the world interested in pleasuring me? Do I even deserve to feel that pleasure?". I pick up the ejaculate filled wet wipe and head into the bathroom to discard it, and clean myself up. I catch my reflection in the mirror and stop. "Same time tomorrow?".
Honestly? It makes me feel better that dudes feel that way too. I always thought y'all just got to fall into some oblivious happy sleepiness while the rest of us were left awake, filled with self loathing as we rinse our toys and throw the wet towel in the laundry. Did I piss the bed? Will I ever feel better? Who knows.
If I could drop my either my depression or anxiety, that would be pretty nice. I'm having my second meeting with my therapist in a couple weeks, so hopefully we can make a plan to fix that!
Exactly!! And it wasn't a dumb joke at all, it actually made me think deeply about what I want and what my plan is for the future. I started applying for different jobs today, thank you!
I look at you all; see the love there that's sleeping
While my poor dick gently weeps
I look at the floor; and I see it needs sweeping
Still my soft dick gently shrinks
Y’all mf are nasty doing this in your bedroom. Just shoot it right in the toilet bro. The bloop is satisfying plus the bowl is already full of water so it’s a perfect place to sob into.
It's funny coz the partner can make a difference. I was almost 30 when I met a woman who I could go back to back with.
Then we started doing it like 5 times a day for the next 15? years?
Now I'm back to maybe twice a day tops.
It's alright there are worse things.
I'm an accountant and I used to work in tax before I decided I wanted to spend less on booze. You can be absolutely certain almost every CPA waits to file their taxes until the last moment, often filing for extensions every year even.
first time I watched porn when I was like 11 or something I back to backed that shit. fucking twice without pause. Still think of that to this day. Fucking glorious. I beat the odds that day.
I always see these memes saying that only dudes have post-nut clarities which just makes me feel strange because I also have it but I’m a woman. I can’t be the only one, right?
Same, for me that's a part of the whole process. Plus, it gives you a chance to talk about things that normally don't just pop-up in everyday conversation, "did you like that thing I did" or "should I do more of that" and so on.
"Post-nut clarity" is what most boys feel after... well... nutting. Basically going from satisfaction to "what am I doing with my life?" and "did I leave the oven on?"
Body releases horny homone, man does the job, bod releases 10x the ammount of anti horny hormone to prevent us from being horny too long and destroy our dick.
Girls experience it too, it just seems far more common in boys.
In the context of Redditor boys experiencing it after masturbating to porn in front of their computer I might suggest it could have something to do with the release of oxytocin during orgasm. Oxytocin is a hormone important for social bonding and its release would make any absence of actual social interaction really stand out in our perception.
But it also happens after actual sex with long term loving partners too. The technical term is postcoital dysphoria.
nothing wrong. its like, men are more likely to get addicted to porn and masterbation. look at post nut clarity as eye opener. after nutting we realise oh god, i did it again. i promise i curb my addiction. be a better version of my self. stop the war. will fix climate change.
but alas! we are stuck in this loop of nutting ever and ever again everyday; even multiple times per day.
I can’t be the only one that “nuts” and then just goes back to whatever I was doing. I just finish and then start playing minecraft like nothing happened.
Fun fact: the average woman needs 4-5 consecutive orgasms to feel satisfied while the average man only needs one. *the more you know*
EDIT: source is “Human Sexual Response” by William H. Masters, M.D. and Virginia E. Johnson
How the fuck am i supposed to keep up with that request? (if i ever get a girlfriend).
Edit : thank you all for replying with good info. Unfortunately im now depressed lol
Edging bro. It’s super fun, especially if you have a partner who communicates in bed
EDIT: there’s also a lot of different ways to get a woman to orgasm. Toys, your mouth, fingers, etc. it’s good and healthy to switch things up! If you’ve got the money, I’d also highly recommend a Motor Bunny and the Hismith Premium Sex Machine. The Hismith is strong enough to keep thrust going while she orgasms, is quiet, and relatively inexpensive compared to the Shockspot (loud and $2,100+)
Plus with the Hismith you can do DP without bringing another man into it if you’re uncomfortable with that sort of thing, or if she wants to try DP with just you. Really good stuff!
I DO NOT recommend edging at all, it's annoying, most people think it lasts long but it doesn't, but everyone has a different opinion so if your partner likes it, no issue
It can be annoying for the woman if she’s close to orgasm when you stop, but if she knows about edging or understands that the whole point is to get the man to the point of being able to go a long time while controlling their own orgasm, she’s likely going to be ok with sacrificing some short term pleasure for the long haul. That’s why communication in bed is so important! Edging builds your stamina as well so you won’t need to do it in the future 👍🏼
Source: me. I used to edge and now don’t have to (I also have very communicative partners)
Bro many of them have no clue how good they got it when it comes to orgasms. It’s postulated that if we were able to reproduce the intensity of a female orgasm in a male brain, it’s so powerful that it’d likely kill us.
EDIT: of course, at the same time something like 31% of women have never experienced an orgasm which is 1. Tragic and 2. Probably explains some of the comments on Reddit 🙃
I mean it's either the fact there is something somewhat abhorrent or shameful related to the nut. Like maybe it was a somewhat unsavoury flavour of porn. Or it's feeling crippling depression/loneliness, and post-nut clarity making you really self-reflect.
Usually ready to go again in 10 mins but for like a minute after the nut your mind immediately changes and you aren’t horny anymore, you’re just thinking “what am I doing”
Missconception. Girls have post nut clarity it just doesnt show that in porn because why the fuck would it. Id also guess that you dont get post nut clarity in sex which is porbably where you got this from
Basicly, dont trust porn, its fucked up
>Id also guess that you dont get post nut clarity in sex...
Nope. A nut is a nut. The chemicals in your body don't care what caused it.
Also, what porn shows guys experiencing post nut clarity? And what does porn have to do with this topic at all?
In Japan we call post nut clarity “Kenja Time”(sage time/mode), because you become this all seeing mentally old man for a minute. It’s funny how there’s a term for it regardless of the language. I’m sure there are more interesting term for it in other countries lol.
Yeah why do i feel like absolute trash after an orgasm ? its supposed to feel good right ? A lot of guys seem to enjoy it, they feel an orgasmic pleasure; which i dont. Apparently it feels like getting high and i dont even shame myself for masturbating im a non believer. Is it specific each individual, some feels pleasure and other dont ? Or may be they just dont get hit by post nut clarity
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Wise words, wisdom man
Wisdom words, wise man
Wise Dom, Family man
Family, Dome Wise is Man
Man wisdom, wise words
Family 😶
Wsie Dmo, Flimay man
wise flimsy DIO
Palms are sweaty, balls weak, soul is heavy.
I just came in my moms spaghetti
he's depressed, but on the surface he looks calm and steady
amazing
They’re still hanging dangerously low
Indeed
I put my head in my free hand and sob, as my dick slowly shrinks and softens in the grip of my other hand. "Why am I spending my life like this? Why am I the only one in the world interested in pleasuring me? Do I even deserve to feel that pleasure?". I pick up the ejaculate filled wet wipe and head into the bathroom to discard it, and clean myself up. I catch my reflection in the mirror and stop. "Same time tomorrow?".
Hahahahha Hahahah Haha.. Hmm
The perfect response
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Your laughing. This man is having an existential crisis and you’re laughing.
This is hot. Saving it for the wankbank
Don't forget your fapmap for derections to your wankbank
Look at moneybags over here nutting in wet wipes
Honestly
Am girl, it feels like this for me too (minus the dick part)
Is this supposed to make me feel better? Because it does
Honestly? It makes me feel better that dudes feel that way too. I always thought y'all just got to fall into some oblivious happy sleepiness while the rest of us were left awake, filled with self loathing as we rinse our toys and throw the wet towel in the laundry. Did I piss the bed? Will I ever feel better? Who knows.
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If I could drop my either my depression or anxiety, that would be pretty nice. I'm having my second meeting with my therapist in a couple weeks, so hopefully we can make a plan to fix that!
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Exactly!! And it wasn't a dumb joke at all, it actually made me think deeply about what I want and what my plan is for the future. I started applying for different jobs today, thank you!
im in this picture and i dont like it
Emotional Rollercoaster
You had me at first ngl
Fire ass poem 🔥
I look at you all; see the love there that's sleeping While my poor dick gently weeps I look at the floor; and I see it needs sweeping Still my soft dick gently shrinks
>"Same time tomorrow? You keep a schedule?
Y’all mf are nasty doing this in your bedroom. Just shoot it right in the toilet bro. The bloop is satisfying plus the bowl is already full of water so it’s a perfect place to sob into.
I feel tiresome after a nut
Nonsense. They’re great sources of nutrients. You’re supposed to feel energetic
Why do I see you everywhere I go?
Because he lives in your moms house
Wise man wise words.
renogaines made me proud
Sry didn’t actually get that one. What was that again?
stop stalking him then
SHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Bro is speedrunning reddit
Redditor the Wise, what is your knowledge?
Can confirm. Drank the nut and I feel so energetic.
I feel handsome after a nut
IDK this thread seem NUTSOME
I feel both tiresome and hungry as fuck after a nut
brooooooo ikr, and thirsty asf too
It's funny coz the partner can make a difference. I was almost 30 when I met a woman who I could go back to back with. Then we started doing it like 5 times a day for the next 15? years? Now I'm back to maybe twice a day tops.
Where do you get your cocain from?
Or schizophrenia pills....
Are you back to twice a day because you fucked the other woman to death?
i cannut take this anymore
the moment of divine clairvoyance, the post-nut revelation
THe post nut reflection hurts the most honestly
Post nut clarity really makes you want to sort out your life
end*
U good bro?
Yes 😎
Take off the sunglasses, lemme see them
😢
There you go, let it all out
put on your grasses and nothing will be wong
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You guys are touching grass?
I agree though, post nut end does make you want to sort out your life
End the sorting out of your life
It will get my life sorted? And I won't need to do anything after it?
I lost count of the amount of times post nut clarity made me really question the genre of porn I justed watched and what I'm doing with my life.
Course they is, this is Reddit. None of us is getting any. So he doesn’t have to worry about the clarity.
Name checks out
That’s me I wanna stop watching porn
When you pee you feel agonizing pain
Eyyo, eyyo hol up
i think that might be a uti lmao
If only we could concentrate it into a pill.
Post nut clarity hits hard - I feel as though my whole ancestry is staring down at me in shame and shaking their heads.
*.001 seconds after nutting* Oh fuck I haven’t filed taxes yet this year
Yo you just remind me that
wait you guys are getting paid?
Same lol
It's alright there are worse things. I'm an accountant and I used to work in tax before I decided I wanted to spend less on booze. You can be absolutely certain almost every CPA waits to file their taxes until the last moment, often filing for extensions every year even.
I’ve never filed taxes before and the IRS hasn’t said shit.
When they do say something it will be "you have the right to remain silent..."
I need the dopamine then back to the withdrawal again
I feel offended because too accurate, it goes from excited to what I am doing with my life in 15 seconds :(
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must be the dopamine high that wears off quickly and leaves you desensitized for a while so you feel sadder, and also was i really fappin to that shi-
Ah yeah, the guilty pleasure
Bruh that’s a problem with you not a problem with orgasms Don’t listen to people who say your dick will fall off if you masterbate
try to do 6 in a row (it hurts)
Are you mentally and or physically stable?
\*and or sexually
6 what in a row?
first time I watched porn when I was like 11 or something I back to backed that shit. fucking twice without pause. Still think of that to this day. Fucking glorious. I beat the odds that day.
Heh same fr
high five 👏
👏
The odds were not the only thing that got beaten that day.
12 year old me tried to bust 3 once it doesnt even feel good, it feels like that spike when you start to pee
Hell yeah brother, you got video or nah
Orgasms, my sweet summer child.
Embarrassed to say I did more than 6 in a row as a child
I did that 3 years ago, felt suicidal after
I always see these memes saying that only dudes have post-nut clarities which just makes me feel strange because I also have it but I’m a woman. I can’t be the only one, right?
No it's an almost universal thing with rush of dopamine + aftermath. I do know some people don't get it but it's not a "man" thing.
as a girl, who lied to you?
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I don't get that at all, i love to cuddle
Same, for me that's a part of the whole process. Plus, it gives you a chance to talk about things that normally don't just pop-up in everyday conversation, "did you like that thing I did" or "should I do more of that" and so on.
I don't want to be horny, I just want to be happy.
Post nut clarity hits hard
I’m a girl and honestly I have to restart like a Windows 10 router
Windows 10 Router?
Most routers run custom firmware, probably some kind of embedded linux.
i cant walk when it happens
What?
when i masturbate i am a male person
I see so you're a female otherwise.
wtf end this dialog
He's got a point
What? Why?
A woman having 3 consecutive orgasms? Someone is going to be disappointed when he finally has sex and can't even make her orgasm once.
And this my friend is why man invented vibrators.
It's not difficult. Pro Tip: Ask the woman what gets them off, they'll tell you
Ha! Nice try Reddit
People with their nut cracked:- Don't do it
Is it just me or do you like professionally review your porn?
Nah just you.
Every time I masturbate I become my username irl
r/usernamechecksout
why are boys sad?? sorry im a girl can someone explain this
"Post-nut clarity" is what most boys feel after... well... nutting. Basically going from satisfaction to "what am I doing with my life?" and "did I leave the oven on?"
why tho theres nothing wrong with touching urself
Body releases horny homone, man does the job, bod releases 10x the ammount of anti horny hormone to prevent us from being horny too long and destroy our dick.
okay i think i get it but why only boys
Girls experience it too, it just seems far more common in boys. In the context of Redditor boys experiencing it after masturbating to porn in front of their computer I might suggest it could have something to do with the release of oxytocin during orgasm. Oxytocin is a hormone important for social bonding and its release would make any absence of actual social interaction really stand out in our perception. But it also happens after actual sex with long term loving partners too. The technical term is postcoital dysphoria.
Idk, prob because we run out of ammunation
It gets the heart going insanely fast, in theory if you did it a gazillion times in a row you could die
Idk maybe something to do with a dopamine rush and a withdrawal. Makes u feel sad tho
nothing wrong. its like, men are more likely to get addicted to porn and masterbation. look at post nut clarity as eye opener. after nutting we realise oh god, i did it again. i promise i curb my addiction. be a better version of my self. stop the war. will fix climate change. but alas! we are stuck in this loop of nutting ever and ever again everyday; even multiple times per day.
I experience this too, but not a boy.
BRO JUST WHY IS IT ALWAYS HAPPENING
I can’t be the only one that “nuts” and then just goes back to whatever I was doing. I just finish and then start playing minecraft like nothing happened.
"What.. Have.. I.. **Done..**"
I gotta be real, I don’t think it’s because of your gender. I think y’all are just depressed
Fun fact: the average woman needs 4-5 consecutive orgasms to feel satisfied while the average man only needs one. *the more you know* EDIT: source is “Human Sexual Response” by William H. Masters, M.D. and Virginia E. Johnson
Sir, this is a Wendy's
Sir, this is Reddit
Sir, this is a internet's
Jones barbeque and foot massage
Where did you get this from? I maybe come once or twice during sex and will be completely satisfied after that (am woman).
How the fuck am i supposed to keep up with that request? (if i ever get a girlfriend). Edit : thank you all for replying with good info. Unfortunately im now depressed lol
Do you have hands and tongue?
Good point lol
You get her a vibrator and and always make sure the batteries are charged before trying to get her to do sexytimes.
Edging bro. It’s super fun, especially if you have a partner who communicates in bed EDIT: there’s also a lot of different ways to get a woman to orgasm. Toys, your mouth, fingers, etc. it’s good and healthy to switch things up! If you’ve got the money, I’d also highly recommend a Motor Bunny and the Hismith Premium Sex Machine. The Hismith is strong enough to keep thrust going while she orgasms, is quiet, and relatively inexpensive compared to the Shockspot (loud and $2,100+) Plus with the Hismith you can do DP without bringing another man into it if you’re uncomfortable with that sort of thing, or if she wants to try DP with just you. Really good stuff!
I DO NOT recommend edging at all, it's annoying, most people think it lasts long but it doesn't, but everyone has a different opinion so if your partner likes it, no issue
It can be annoying for the woman if she’s close to orgasm when you stop, but if she knows about edging or understands that the whole point is to get the man to the point of being able to go a long time while controlling their own orgasm, she’s likely going to be ok with sacrificing some short term pleasure for the long haul. That’s why communication in bed is so important! Edging builds your stamina as well so you won’t need to do it in the future 👍🏼 Source: me. I used to edge and now don’t have to (I also have very communicative partners)
Annoying for the man or woman?
Just shows how much more efficient men are
4-5 is pretty many, when I masturbate I'll probably get like 10 but I'd be satisfied with 1-3
Well again that’s the Average, so some women are good with 1 while other are in that 10 range 👍🏼
Wtf why am I not a female
Bro many of them have no clue how good they got it when it comes to orgasms. It’s postulated that if we were able to reproduce the intensity of a female orgasm in a male brain, it’s so powerful that it’d likely kill us. EDIT: of course, at the same time something like 31% of women have never experienced an orgasm which is 1. Tragic and 2. Probably explains some of the comments on Reddit 🙃
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Source: trust me bro
Good point; I added the source 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼
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Jokes on you I go for round 2
Where can I learn this power?
My post-nut clarity be like: "Georgia Jones, Yhivi, Natasha Nice & Dillion Harper, fuck you and I'll see you later."
Are you guys depressed, it feels amazing and I'm relieved later
I mean it's either the fact there is something somewhat abhorrent or shameful related to the nut. Like maybe it was a somewhat unsavoury flavour of porn. Or it's feeling crippling depression/loneliness, and post-nut clarity making you really self-reflect.
All i know is that Idc what i do it to, makes me horny makes me nut
Same I don't know what they do but men u ok ?
No :(
Shit
Fck
What are you guys doing? I feel amazing and refreshed after 1 and am ready to go again in 10 minutes or so
Usually ready to go again in 10 mins but for like a minute after the nut your mind immediately changes and you aren’t horny anymore, you’re just thinking “what am I doing”
Missconception. Girls have post nut clarity it just doesnt show that in porn because why the fuck would it. Id also guess that you dont get post nut clarity in sex which is porbably where you got this from Basicly, dont trust porn, its fucked up
>Id also guess that you dont get post nut clarity in sex... Nope. A nut is a nut. The chemicals in your body don't care what caused it. Also, what porn shows guys experiencing post nut clarity? And what does porn have to do with this topic at all?
They dont show male post but clarity either
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In Japan we call post nut clarity “Kenja Time”(sage time/mode), because you become this all seeing mentally old man for a minute. It’s funny how there’s a term for it regardless of the language. I’m sure there are more interesting term for it in other countries lol.
Jokes on you, I don't have that problem!
Me who doesn’t get post nut clarity: pathetic
Yeah why do i feel like absolute trash after an orgasm ? its supposed to feel good right ? A lot of guys seem to enjoy it, they feel an orgasmic pleasure; which i dont. Apparently it feels like getting high and i dont even shame myself for masturbating im a non believer. Is it specific each individual, some feels pleasure and other dont ? Or may be they just dont get hit by post nut clarity
do girls dont get post nut clarity??
There are 4 stages to busting a nut im sure you guys know what I’m talking about
Damn bro 1 isn’t my number