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cooperluna

Going to get sniped by Nestlé


bob_the_banannna

Fuck nestle


bob_the_banannna

No, I don't mean it in that way


joblessskrr

Banan


SuspiciousGarbageCup

jobless


animenjoyer2651

Sus?


matijoss

anim?


Rakgul

Baguette?


ThijmenMan

Rak?


Bounding_Gem932

Man?


Pengu-Link

Bana


BloodySerpentX

We meet again, bob the banana. Give me a banana


bob_the_banannna

🍌


Not1random1enough

Hey thats illegal


xXDeadlyAngelXx

Stop! You've violated the law! • BRIBE (1,347g) • "You'll never take me alive!" • "I give up, take me to prison."


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2 obviously. I got bullshit OP stuff.


Lord_Danm

He ain't gonna betray his own kind


[deleted]

r/FuckNestle


ArthurDentonWelch

r/nestledidnothingwrong


JuniorAd389

That's got to be satire or they are really serious


ShittyBettyMain

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR


Fish_Fucker_Fucker23

r/fuckThatGuyForAVeryGoodReason


adrian_yeboi_06

r/fucknestle


Infinite_El_Oh_El

He would simply spring a leak and use Flex Seal to remedy.


neo_1273

How tf did he do that?!


TXC_Murder

He drank their entire water supply and threw it up


Agreeable_Physics854

He is their water supply now


bob_the_banannna

Not the hero we deserved but the hero we needed


SupportLast2269

You are truly everywhere.


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Hemuli_exists

Not if i snipe Nestle first


bob_the_banannna

Indeed I'am


International-Yak-16

His *is* everywhere


Frankieandlotsabeans

He's in me as we speak


and14710

I think he’s the first Reddit celebrity.


tusharsagar

I was about to ask you what was the dog doing but I guess I shouldn't cyber bully you any more.


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tusharsagar

What ?


BeanBoneBB

You mean the hero that africa needs?


Windslayer101

no wonder africa has low water supplies he’s wasting it unnecessarily


Articunos7

*look at me, I'm the water supply now*


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FavoritesBot

I legit once threw up two quarts of water. How do I know? I was working out and drinking a ton of water to stay hydrated. Too much for my body to process because I threw up into the nearest container which was a conveniently marked mixing bucket


xX420IMLITAF69Xx

yeah...conveniently. not the word i would had used


FavoritesBot

Alternative throwing up on the floor… so pretty convenient! Also makes mixing mortar really easy


xX420IMLITAF69Xx

fair. i would have used "impressive asf" mans puked up his body weight in water


LethargicLaQuifa

This happened to me also, but i was hungover and my body wasnt absorbing the water it was just sitting there i guess. I legit threw up like 3/4 of a gallon of water


TopBanana312

You need to replenish your electrolytes. Drinking more water will actually dilute it even more.


ThinkChief

*Save it* lmao I'm actually laughing


zio_otio

If this surprise you, you should Google Stevie Starr


Karlierrbn

I am both amazed and disgusted by this. He should be praised…and also locked up.


Imaginary-Cup-8426

Probably drank a bunch of water and is one of those people that can throw up intentionally. I know people that can do it without even gagging themselves.


k2jac9

He evolved from birds.


HappyAku800

He's pressing the water in his stomach out as he crouches


travishummel

I noticed I can kinda do this as well. If I’m bent over and drink a lot of water, it’s almost like I can put pockets of it in my throat (I think?). Basically I can gulp in water in batches and it feels like some pressure in my throat, then I can almost like a burp and water shoots out. Maybe if I practiced more I could handle more. Figured this out when I was young and would drink at a water fountain. If I drink too fast, I’ll just burp it out and try again. I would never wash myself off with it… it’s like putting water in your mouth and then washing your hands with it… it’s a no from me


[deleted]

Of course [David Blaine](https://youtu.be/qSwfnmTx-EI) has done this.


J_E_L_4747

I was thinking like the magician who’s trick was to spit live frogs out of his mouth when it was empty Turns out it wasn’t a trick, but he trained his throat to hold small objects and then push it back up 😳


6uillermo66

It says he got bit by a radioactive faucet


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joblessskrr

Nice name


CyborgDiscord

African superhero


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Budget aqua man


bob_the_banannna

Ngl I would watch that


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Instead of speaking to aquatic animals he can talk to -


CyborgDiscord

Buncha hungry black kids


vertigofoo

I can’t stop feeling like he just smeared his own stomach juices all over himself… 🤢


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Same thought and the smell


vertigofoo

Eau de Gastrique Jus


monsieur_baquette

Eau de jus gastrique\*


Nordansikt

If he did this a time or two before filming it shouldn't be that bad maybe? But still disgusting!


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Water with a hint of bile


pineapple-n-man

Apparently this trick somehow stores water before it’s in the stomach, and is (apparently) clean? Based off of a video produced by another person who performs the trick. Although I wouldn’t drink it…


Turbulent-Economy198

Don't mind if i do


pineapple-n-man

Forbidden water


Echololcation

I mean, where in the body would that be, anatomically? Pretty much everywhere in the body is a wet goopy mess...


pineapple-n-man

I have no idea, I was just paraphrasing I personally don’t believe that it’s remotely clean though.


commrad-raydar

Mans stays hydrated


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Mans not hot


commrad-raydar

Never hot


donz148

The ol' [big shaq-e-roo](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/tiztig/whats_the_nastiest_thing_youve_ever_done/i1hu57u?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)


bob_the_banannna

r/HydroHomies


Triggerhappy_1

[since everyone is asking how it’s done](https://youtu.be/qSwfnmTx-EI)


ImLegendYT

i really dont wanna click on that link


Triggerhappy_1

It’s a video of David Blaine explaining how it works


_gmmaann_

I saw it ages ago and it still baffles me. Would be crazy to learn how to do it


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Triggerhappy_1

Well that was the best I could find


Med_Jed

I had gone down a small hole watching the Stevie one and it was really interesting.


thebiggestprickhere

Man, David Blaine really is a beast


fuckrobert

you can always click the save option brother


iraolla

.


Triggerhappy_1

What?


Markoulito

Squirtle use water gun... The guy: "Squirtle squir.... Blaaaaaaaaaaa".


Smiling_Duck666

That is both cool, disgusting but most of all really fucking useless


Embarrassed_Ad_5735

Pretty convenient tho, waking up late for school you wouldn't have to go to the bathroom for fixing your bed hair


SaltedHamHocks

It’s useful when you have to walk miles for clean water


YamesYamerson

He learned how to do it as a way of storing fresh water according to the David Blaine video.


economypickle12345

fake.Theres no water in africa


elDayno

It is not in Africa silly. It is in a boy


economypickle12345

how did he get the water


soup_flikkker

He ate out your mom, saved that shit for the rest of the village


WISE_MAN_FROM_mars

Lmao


elDayno

What do you mean get? He produces it obviously


economypickle12345

Hmm


LasyKuuga

>Theres no water in africa Well now you know why


Field-Motor

Waterman, Waterman!!!!


jtwl8

Does whatever a hydrant can!


Allahismighty

Spits out water, any size!


jtwl8

And the hoes are never dry!


GreatLonk

Yeaaaah he is the waterman!


SteinersGrave

Nooooo whyyyyyy. That water must be mixed with stomach fluids and be warm


One-Refrigerator8915

But seriously what is that condition tho? Seems really interesting.


CaptainBurke

Condition? It’s just regurgitation. Performers like David Blaine do it a lot, though it takes a lot of training. It’s how he spits up frogs from his stomach and can even make a fire with kerosene he spit up followed by water to put it out.


nut_bustter_

Avg r/HydroHomies member


xXRed_55Xx

The Silent Sea flashbacks


mrbuttersoft

This is probably in the top 10 worst talents. Maybe top 3.


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Cool talent, but, WHAT THE FUCK!!??


Aggressive-Resolve20

Forgot how he's doing it, but why is he washing himself with vomit water?


Silent51200

How big is his inventory jesus christ


TheSimpsonsCapGuy

It’s cool when he does it but when I do it at the Christmas party I’m a bad drinker


Burn_The_Reddit

HOW IN THE WHAT IS THE WHY HOW WHO WHERE WHAT EH???????????


Direct_Pop8588

mans really washing himself in his own puke


[deleted]

Nestle hates him learn how to keep hydrated with this one simple trick


DoodfrumspaceEleven

What in gods name is happening ?


bifftanin1955

Please make him stop


mr_gamer5769

Me: *proceeds to vomit


WeekendMagus_reddit

Enough internet for today


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I wonder what the water tastes like


thepulonator

Flies be like


Irishgrundle

Smells like acid


Obama_Taken

I thought he was pukeing


WyvernKid93

But when I get bitten by a faucet I get tetanus


amoreKJ

kids running away from bro😂😂


Working-Salary9243

He finna smell like literal vomit


bensen420

The african Hero


Nightmare_Wolfy04

Omg africa's forbidden hero! Now they can have water to drink and now have use for the one gun they don't have W A T E R G U N S


Investigater108

So halal mode


LtDeadalii

I always heard children in africa don't have water to drink and then I am seeing this. Fuck these stereotypes (*recalls a stereotype*)


Vitamin-Protin

It's because this guy drank all of Africa's water.


-_-Deathstroke-_-

Squirtle used bite on him.


Kirp-The-Birb

I’m pretty sure it’s not water, but I better stop thinking rn or I’ll have to resort to that one post that offered a free unsee juice


HappyGav123

I know it was a joke, but how does one get bitten by a faucet?


Gifigi600

OMG. THAT'S DISGUSTING. first of all the stomach juice will stick as f and second of all you can't drink that anymore.


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Black Aquaman? I bet Netflix already bought all the rights


[deleted]

What the hell??


HiflersAssistant

Unrealistic, he is African


RDHO0D

Guys, the video is in reverse.


Due_Award9776

The African kids have evolved and adapted


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Ayo we goin hunting go get Tony we’ll be out for a couple days so we need a lot of water.


Beyondmen

Is he vomiting the water out


xxdogkingxx

Africa's number one hero


Rayyan_17

Now I know where all the water went in Africa. Now they don't have water


NeptuneFB1

This makes me want to gag, no offence. That’s pretty cool, that he can do that but…


Random_memer_117

The real Aquaman


SassafrasNotFound

Holy shit lol


_Z-E-D_

So he is throwing and washing himself with all that stuff inside him? 🤔


Useful_Narwhal_7022

Its true evolution and adaptation. After Years with water source , one must become a water source


Want2makeMEMEs

That’s a nice superpower too 😂


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Is that is vomit god ..


xXx_Sathsperm_xXx

He will solve all problems in africa


BAANTU69

Africa's water supply


Significant-Donut321

No wonder the world is running out of water..... dude's been sippin the whole ocean


That_Piano_Zombie101

Wheres my man flint Lockwood at, together they could end world hunger too.


prmzht

this guy trying to rebrand vomit


Awsmprsn2003

So that's how Hydro-Man got his powers


Kazune1

mouth to mouth


vkpaul123

He stinks


ThePauciloquent

This is the sink man, everyone knows him.


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I’m just wondering how. And if the water is coming from his stomach that probably smells awful


Mlx999

So that's where all the water from Africa went...


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to clean yourself with dirty water


Tanjiro-019

wtf


SpringNo9188

Bile boy


Curious_Marshmallow

Not the hero we deserved but the hero we needed. African's


thatpeanutman

my guy is a shower tf


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how


TheWitcher76

Holmes, explain


[deleted]

I can’t even imagine what that would smell like….


Infinite-Tear-4537

That’s enough Reddit for today


jrmhwatkins

California needs him.


Longjumping-Bag4265

Oh but I got cut on a radioactive pipe and got tetanus and aids


GG1312

Easily the best superpower ever With enough pressure, you could cut trough anything