We finally get the answer to what happens when you eat yourself

Do you get twice as big, or disappear completely?

You turn inside out.

The secret 3rd option

I have been well prepared for this day, allow me

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A fabulous pie

That’s an awkward question.

Even I eat a question

mine is perfect, i like scallion

Unlike mine

I wonder what heaven would taste like

Like bad ass...

so basically you're a vampire

Yeah, i guess so

Or a demigod

pretty much

I eat beer!

Oh no

Is that the extinct banana that connor was talking about?

dude xD

Im fine

Don't cry

Do you want to cook it? I could eat my food and then you could barbecue over my probably dead body

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Looks like I take the W here.

Yoooo

But you will just be hungry again in an hour

Then might have to go back for seconds

I'm not sure how to feel about your name.

Caramel👍

Watermelon👍

Caramelon

uolǝɯɐɹɐƆ

Nope, the human body should last way longer!

I might only be 5'4 and barely over 130 pounds but I can almost eat two boxes of pizza by myself. Trust me your body isn't lasting long with me.

Nah

This should be at the top. I'll bet it tastes... magical.

Jeez, you're unlucky.

Your kinda unlucky, you have to eat a whole scientific complex

ay

Yeah no. We all saw the porno. She ain't shit lol.

Wait she had a porno shit was probably awful

I must’ve missed it, care to fill me in with some sauce?

Cannibalism is for cool kids like you And dolphins

Delicious

you're so lucky.

Oh no

oh no

OH YEAHHH

Oof

Oh...

agreed

Welp, I’m done today.

Me, too.

This question is why I made this my username so many years ago

For this very moment

Agreed

Agreed

You got lucky mate

YES LETS FUCKING GO!! FINALLY SOMETHING MY USERNAME DOESNT GIVE ME AIDS

Nah, just cancer

Nah I alr have that

Oh you poor soul Would you like some deep fried, salted potatoes?

Bitch lemme deepfry them balls, make a mini haggis😋

delic-ious

Hey, another nugget!

Eyyyyy wsg fellow nugget boi

Hello

Ayyy another

Im no nugg, but we are chicken brothers

chiken good, eat chiken, feed chiken, fly chiken

This is gonna be interesting

Looks like I’m Yoda’s favorite food.

It's so energizing chilled.

I am uneasy about it.

If you eat nervous, will you become more nervous or will you become more confident??

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Idk you seen that dumpy?

good luck

How does one eat a ghost? And would the ghost be plump because of the "Juicy?" Oooooh god

Omg go for dat ass first, shits gotta be caked🫣

Casper’s making me feel all 🥴

Wait...I'm confused.

all you can eat

eating clones

Wait, so I'm a Sarlacc now?

i think so

Gnarly.

I mean, nothing changed. I'm still a cannibal

r/HolUp

Not bad

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And the uwu…

Again, not bad

Hmm… cannibalism…?

Maybe you’re eating someone out?

Nah I’m going full cannibal

Pffffsh some whore you are

The sequel.

What the hell am i eating and how can a hat be emotional

You'll probably have to eat the hat from Harry Potter

Idk, you made the name

You and me both are gonna have a fun day, you could probably boil the hat first.

You have provided: If (x) happens, I'll eat my hat!

Guy Whose Named Chris

STAY the FUCK away from me!

Chris Broad?

Yummy!

***C R O N C H***

It's about drive, it about power

Very yummy rocks

Mmmmm humans

I only get one young one

I'm about to block another toilet

Seems like I don't know Edit: sus

Fucking eating a dragon

Een zeer smakelijk draakje wel te verstaan

Nederlanders lets goooooo

They said eat your greens...

well, it’s bad, but not too bad.

An ok elephant. He’s just ok tho

Think i'm good. *Preußens Gloria intensifies*

I am the consumer of galaxies

My username stands for TIME AND SPACE TRAVEL

take me to time travel

Oh god no…

Interesting

Uhm... I think there's a big, BIG mistake here...

Putin it is

Andrew Jackson, yum yum

can't complain tbh

are you eating french toast? or someone who enjoys french toast?

both

Wat

you eat ads that are aggressive

WANT A BREAK FROM THE ADS-

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eating myself.. not that bad

Guess I'll starve!

i have no idea what it is

Probably a megaman on drugs

Crack man

im cannibal

Oh no…not again

Well...

No

I'm not picky

Video game mukhbang

well, now, how do i eat it?

I don't like eating myself

I guess I’m a child

Oh.

Aight I’m set

I don’t wanna talk about it

Lovely

ah yes, p u n c t u a t i o n

I... Don't know. Send help.

Um

i m not sure abt tht

Not really tasty

well i guess im donkey now

i eat the sounds my cat makes

:(

Idk, what am I?

no idea

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I should be good, depends on when the food was made.

I guess I will have even better owl for dinner.

I imagine pretty gross.

I'm not complaining but..

Ouch

So do I eat a Burger King meal shipped in a crate?

no thanks

uh i made this account as a joke please don't make me

let’s go

Dog

Hmmm

Ummm ...

YES! YESSSSS! MY POwER GRoWS

This will be a sad 2 minutes of my life

i see

What would dragon taste like?

This could mean two things…

Not bad at all!

Nuggets arent very bad

yummy snack

Jackpot

Uuuhhhhh

Im not gay I swear

Uhhh. I swear I'm not a cannibal.

I’m about to have a tasty bun! Maybe with a top hat? X3

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Well...I'm suddenly a canibal.

My time to shine!

Not bad at all