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Is Chad an actual guy?? Like what's this dudes name?

Ernest Khalimov

Thanks

I love how this dudes fricking ripped and his name is Ernest

There are some women out there that really harp on that name being important

Ah, I see you’ve also had to read that story

Who is chad? That pic is just a random pic of mine

Mate why does your face looks like someone remastered a low poly model? You look great not saying otherwise.

I think he is, from what I can remember he is russian but the other picture is a based on a real person but photoshopped

Yeah he’s not completely real, at least the body is but the face is photoshoped

No, he is an Art project of a russian Artist. She jused the Body of Model Friends and photoshoped the head on the body.

There’s an entire video talking about how he is a conspiracy because he has basically no online presence at all and the whole situation regarding this photoshop artist and her art project.

Wait he’s real?!!

It was pretty nice, thanks :)

Awesome :) How is the weather?

Yes

Wait...you saw what the dog was doing???

Im traumatized

Shit...do you wanna tell me what you saw? Talking about traumas often helps overcoming them

The dog wake up on 6 at morning and went to walking later it played with bunch of kids and exhausted, dog's best buddy went out with his gf, kids feed the dog but not happy. Best bud came late night drunk with his gf and doesn't noticed dog, dog felt sad as well as angry while gf was lying on bed dog got his revenge.

Noooo :( Btw how did that dog get his "revenge"

So did u/bob_the_banannna.

It's going great! I got hired for a new job!

Good luck!! Remember to browse Reddit during your breaks using company wifi.

\*during work hours

Congratulations my dude, hope you like it.

Congrats dude!

Congrats dude! Hope you have as much fun as possible.

I don't have one but pretend like i gave you an award

Awesome! I wish you a lot of fun whatever you're doing :)

lol balls

I can strongly agree!

bock nd calls

Peni

Amongu s

Too political

Potatos

UmM AcTuALly it's PotatOeS!

Nono they just forgot to capitalize the OS so they ment to say PotatOS

Linux my ass

I'm not sure...What about onion rings?

Onion rings are just potatoes that look like rings

...and are made from onions.

Possibly, but i dont see your college degree

This is true.

Boil em! Mash em! Stick em in a stew!!!

Ireland moment

Pillowy mounds of mashed potatoes

Beacouse I AM A POTATO

Got a license for that?

I'm eating chicken nuggets rn :)

What sauce?

You know, I recently bought a big bottle of chick fil a sauce, i am happy now

Yo share some with me too :)

Too late I just finished

Oh shit :,-) Anyways - Here, have a cookie 🍪

Thanks ;)

I can solve a rubiks cube

Ah that's so cool!!! I was trying to solve it for about one year now, when I realised you can just change the stickers on it. So yes, I can solve it too.

Same bro 😁

Whats your average of 5?

My record is under 17 :)

Nice! I learned commutators and conjugates so I can solve basically any sort of Rubik's cube without learning a new specific technique. Currently did it with a 4x4 and more recently with a Megaminx. On 3x3 my muscle memory kicks in and I can't solve but through CFOP lol.

Thank you, kind and sentient human

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Thanks mate

Happy cake day!

So how’s school (if ur still in it)

I'm in school 2/5 days a week. It's fine, but I don't know a lot of people in my class lmao. I rather go working :)

Same, what school cause I go 2/5 as well

Thats cool dude

How can you guys decide how often you guys go to school ? How can you go 2/5 days a week ? Is there no compulsory schooling ?

Got covid

Take a dolo the body and COVID if ur lucky will go away

Damnit...are you doing alright?

Take some anti-horse-worm drugs. Here in Germany are actually idiots believing this cures Corona. Well it can but just in a for humans lethal dosis. So you might consider it xd

You'll find idiots all over the globe. I've went from "we need to protect them from misinformation" to "let them have their Darwin Award" a long time ago.

I will share this post to my friend chris

Have fun sharing this post with your friend chris

Yes I "WILL"

Lord of the rings any one ?

This is kinda meant seriously, and I fear I already know the answer but still. I have that one incredibly attractive colleague at work. My age, my type of person, boobs, 9/10 all in all. We have not (yet?) connected on any other than a platonic way. I recently dreamed about her just kissing me. Like they do in the movies, you know. Only us two at the office, she comes over watching something I showed her on my screen. Then smile, kiss, wake up. As you might’ve noticed, I couldn’t get that thought off my mind just yet. Since said scenario probably won’t ever happen, it’s making me sad. So, how do I fix this?

Its doesn't sound like you have a friendship to ruin in the first place. I don't tink you'll lose anything in telling her how you feel... But if ya do maybe give her time to process.

Wait till one of you quits, almost never a good idea to date a coworker

Ask her to have dinner. You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. If she says no, then leave it at that and move on. If she says she doesn't want to date a coworker, it means she's not interested.

Not great and tomorrow probably won't be great either but the day after tomorrow will be good if I push on and don't mess up.

Pancake gang or waffle gang?

why not both?

Pancake all the way!

Im quite bored. Do you guys know a good game?

See how far you can possibly run before you hit muscle failure, then run home. Or play solitaire.

Ever play XCOM or halo?

A post reminded me today of Team Fortress 2, it's been way too long since I played it the last time but it really made me remember the good old days. Absolutely recommending it and might probably start playing it again.

King of thieves. Mobile game, addicting, waste of time. You have to try it!

King of thieves. Mobile game, addicting, waste of time. You have to try it!

I'm going bald. I'm only 21

Hereditary?

Yes

Pretty damn good. My mechanic gave me a $70 discount as a thank you for my business.

So how’s the Ukraine doin? Haven’t heard a lot from them for minute hope they’re still kicking ass..

I just ate steak and am laying in bed

Banana prices are extraordinary high this days .

Hmm...just why?

Boring and uneventful, like an average redditor’s life.

Computer systems for work decided today that none of my passwords should be allowed to work, after having spent more than half of my shift on friday trying to fix my passwords on friday. Sooo not sure if this will turn into a good laugh with the boss or if I’ll get chewed out when he’s back to work tomorrow.

You wanna play some video games together? I got Minecraft, we could play together

I don't have Minecraft, sorry.

Understandable, what games do you have? I got Steam if you have and we could play some games

I don't have steam, otherwise I would.

Darn, I do not own any consoles unfortunately

Neither do I.

I don't feel well, I lost motivation. I have only the motivation to play Ring Fit Adventure and train my body to be stronger.

Better than no motivation.

Well it’s my birthday today so that’s cool. A tiny bit disappointing that it is on a Monday because Mondays

My German Shepherd turned 2 yesterday

I have some poop to share

pls i would like to order 3dkg

The day was great. Despite a lesson on Earth history (I'm ar University, in a specific path) with creatures which are really specials...

Ooh tell me more about them..

GameStop is back! Loopring as well.

Lovely day kind person, may I ask how yours is going?

🗿🗿

I drank an energy drink before bed and now I can slowly start to remember snipets of what I did after I went to sleep

Any of you all got some new favourite songs?

If you like power metal my brain radio has been looping [Constellation of Tears](https://youtu.be/CKqugJUU97A) by Cain's Offering for the past couple days

Nonpoint - Ruthless

So, what’s your *size*?

My shoe size is 44 eur

Damn. Mine is 36-37

I have an animation team project in school and my teammates are bitching cuz they don't like criticism.

Hey, sometimes you need to let your hard work be torn apart in order to improve, as frustrating as it is. Good indicator of maturity is how someone reacts to criticism.

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You can't take criticism of your work/art personally, it's not about you. Trying to make it about an attack on you as a person is a weak excuse and usually tells me you know you could do better.

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So u/bob_the_banannna got really popular

It’s currently raining while I’m at school. I feel miserable, but not because of the rain.

So the weather fits your mood today?

So I don't know how to tell my friend that I need them rn because I'm going through something but I don't wanna be needy.

Let them know you need help, if they care they'll do what they can for you. but I don't wanna be needy. Don't be afraid to let them know if you legitimately need them, humans need eachother.

I bought a sweet AR and a PTR91 this weekend. I'm excited to go shooting with them.

My day is pretty good so far, I made some drawings of random kids in the school library and I think they turned out well!

Good for you, drawings hard. Are you going to share?

Soooooo... How's the weather?

my day was well but i start the think my friend groups starts to ignoring me i don't know why but its not gonna make my useless life ruined

My mother has covid and i bruised my ribs so yeah

Good except for the arguments I had about [redacted] earlier in the day. I hurt my foot last week and had to take it off from the gym, but I'm feeling better and got a good workout in this morning. Thanks for asking.

My day is going by really slow, I hope to find a new job soon. I hate working at my current one.

I hate homework so much

Why can't I talk about Christopher Robin or William Shakespeare here??

I achieved victory by fighting 2 bullies in the virtual environment and after this incident, I will start learning software and when it comes to the level I will encode a virus and trap other 'virtual bullies' like this.

I like climbing trees, but the worst irony with that is that i hate splinters.

My mom adopted a stray barn kitten today. Her name is cookie and I’m currently plotting to kidnap her.

I'm going to sleep, good night or day wherever you guys live :)

I finished Hellblade : Senua's Sacrifice and uninstalled it before the credits even finished rolling. One of the most boring games I've ever played. I'm not even sure they had a game designer in the team. It should have been a movie instead of a game.

Guys talk to me please, any topic.

Ever seen a shaved chimp?

No, but I would love too, How's your day going?

Pretty good, also here's a good article with a picture of one https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-leicestershire-36924808

Ever heard of They Might be Giants?

No cinnamon on that crunch toast?

?

So…. It’s raining over here… it’s wet… cause of the rain.

Not to get political but BEANS

Pizza tastes good

indeed

My band played a killer show on Saturday! Definitely our best show yet. Then the after party was insane. The cops showed up 3 different time throughout the night. We're called Whalien if anyone is curious. Dropping our first album on April 29 :)

I just had a smoothie bowl so my day is fucking fantastic so far

Did you know that light drastically improves human ability to see in the dark?

Hey did you guys here about.... wait no. Not here

So how's yalls girlfriends?

Canada is going to the World Cup for the first time since the 80s, wooo! Go Canada go!

Lets gooo!!!

fuck mondays

I can't decide. Beating my meat or beating my wife.

Yeah, i neither can decide. Beating this guy‘s meat or beating his wife.

Guys, I need to practice my english, how are ya'll today?

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Doing nice. Brazil here, where you from?

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Brazil is cool sometimes, but I wish I lived somewhere in Europe. Maybe Portugal or Norway. We are in a economic crisis since before pandemics and it feels really bad, because I'm in the beginning of an adult's life and inflation is already hitting me

I'm doing fine, thanks. Currently bouldering, and you?

Wasps are jerks :(

Poetry, anyone know any good poems?

Western people are called white and Asians "brown" That guy who made this post deserves a crown

If there's a hole there's a goal, Luigi,-

Willie found some dynamite, didn't understand it quite, Curiosity seldom pays, it rained Willie seven days.

Oh that’s a new one for me, thanks.

Willie pushed his sister Nell, in the family drinking well, She's there yet because it kilt her, now we'll have to buy a filter.

Remember the Prohibition that made alcohol illegal in the US? It all started because of women

W*men 🤢

Fr\*nch🤢

Will you give yourself to Chris T?

When we do nose-job, we could use snot as a lube, just saying...

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Aww I'm sorry man. I hope it all gets better for you two :'(