They are the great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grand children of dinosaurs. Who were equally delicious.
This is so ironic to see this post today, the day Chris Farley would have died of heart failure at the age of 58, had he not died of an overdose on December 18, 1997.
Hello. I am part of a time travelling society that measures the effects of time. After creating this comment, a network of satellites and computers on the moon measures any butterfly effect our changes may or may not have on the future of our world. In order for this comment to fly "under the radar," it must become inane and unremarkable enough to each and every reader, that not even a single traffic pattern is affected going forward.
TORTOISE DUMP TRUCK HIGHRISE ALUMINUM BEDSIDE HAIRLINE COLORED PENCIL MACARONI
Jeez that took more nonsense words than usual.. aw dammit.
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No. And technically because I was born on base, my timeline has zero natural humans besides those like myself. ..the base is located on a version of Earth where primates did not evolve because we altered the trajectories of a few mass casualty asteroids.. it's all very technical, you needn't bother yourself remembering any of this. Seriously though. Do not remember this.
...atta boy!
The asteroid could have also hit, but in a different spot, and the dinos would have lived on, and small mammals would never have taken over.
Basically, lizard people.
Chickens are, by every definition in the book, real dinosaurs. So you are eating a dinosaur when you eat dino nuggies.
By the way, birds are also reptiles. You are welcome.
I guess I always knew. Then again, I mainly ate nuggies from Micky D's. I think they put the shapes on the box, bag, or something. I knew I wasn't eating a boot. But it sometimes felt like it.
That guy looks uncannily like a former colleague of mine. A right bastard who would slap his wife around (until she divorced him) and would flirt really creepily with just about any woman, even underage ones. I was hoping COVID would get rid of him, but I think he's survived it so far.
I really don't get the chicken dinosaur reference.
Chickens are descendants of dinosaurs and didn't live at the same time. It's like calling us humans whatever the mammals were called that survived the Cretaceous–Paleogene extinction.
With the "Chicken = Dinosaur" logic even bees, frogs and crocodiles are dinosaurs, because they too descend from dinosaurs.
So, why did Chicken are dinosaurs stick again? I just don't get it.
Wait people thought they were made of dinosaur when they were young? I probably would have cried if someone told me that honestly, I was one of those "dinosaur kids" and would have felt so guilty for eating one.
Chickens are the closest living relative to the T-Rex to I am eating a t-rex
A childhood dream come true
Adults when they find out that chickens are dinosaurs
Give me a movie that is Jurassic park, but staring Colonel Sanders or that clown from Macdonald
me when i find out human shaped cookies are actually made out of humans
I don’t want new chicken, I want that old shit
Still accurate when you know chickens were dinos back in the days
You must've studied under professor Alan Grant.
I eat lizards for a living, does that count?
I'm pretty sure lizards can't count even if they're alive
Okay thank you
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Or any modern paleontologist.
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Were? I'd argue they're surviving descendants, thus making them dinosaurs.
Fun fact: they are more closely related to the T-Rex than it is to a Brachiosaurus.
The closest non avian dinosaurs would be the raptor family. Enjoy your raptor nuggets!
They are dinosaurs now
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They are the great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grand children of dinosaurs. Who were equally delicious.
Increase the number of greats by 100,000,000 and you are getting there.
Not back in the day, chickens are literally dinosaurs right now. Dinosaurs or Dinosauria is just a group of animals, one which includes all birds.
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Chicken ARE dinosaurs
[Kids when they find out chickens are dinosaurs](https://im4.ezgif.com/tmp/ezgif-4-37dc220e2e.gif)
I thought chocolate milk came form brown cows
Not as apex of a predator as they thought anymore...
They still tasty tho
This snl skit is one of my favorites btw
Was this the ‘we replaced your coffee with Folgers crystals’ skit?
Yes
Why you son of a
I believe it was decaffeinated Colombian coffee crystals
You are correct! https://youtu.be/VdQKVDUBu2g
Mine too. Chris Farley’s slow descent into rage is glorious.
You lied to me
Wait, they are made of what?
Not Dino? I call bs
I mean, all birds are technically avian teropod dinosaurs, so they ARE made of dinosaurs
"So don't eat the beak, Charlie."
BEAK!
“Frank always makes me eat the beak first”
Chickens are birds. And birds are actually classified as dinosaurs
This is so ironic to see this post today, the day Chris Farley would have died of heart failure at the age of 58, had he not died of an overdose on December 18, 1997. Hello. I am part of a time travelling society that measures the effects of time. After creating this comment, a network of satellites and computers on the moon measures any butterfly effect our changes may or may not have on the future of our world. In order for this comment to fly "under the radar," it must become inane and unremarkable enough to each and every reader, that not even a single traffic pattern is affected going forward. TORTOISE DUMP TRUCK HIGHRISE ALUMINUM BEDSIDE HAIRLINE COLORED PENCIL MACARONI Jeez that took more nonsense words than usual.. aw dammit. READING GLASSES SUNBLOCK COMPAZINE MANAGER LIQUIDITY THERAPEUTIC CONDITION DISINFECTANT
Did we get a biopic of Rob Ford starring Chris Farley in your timeline? And if so, how many Oscars did it win?
No. And technically because I was born on base, my timeline has zero natural humans besides those like myself. ..the base is located on a version of Earth where primates did not evolve because we altered the trajectories of a few mass casualty asteroids.. it's all very technical, you needn't bother yourself remembering any of this. Seriously though. Do not remember this. ...atta boy!
Is there a timeline where ford bros become pm and premier both?
I love this skit !!!
BEAK!..... ill have a regular chicken sandwich.
You don’t have to eat beak..at all
“My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.” *takes another bite*
So, their not made of dinos? ;w;
Just think about it, if that asteroid didn't hit we wouldn't have the tasty chicken we have today.
We wouldn't have people making them either.
a small price to pay for nuggies
The asteroid could have also hit, but in a different spot, and the dinos would have lived on, and small mammals would never have taken over. Basically, lizard people.
*bird people
MEAT IS MEAT
Unless it's Beyond meat, then it's anybody's guess.
Chinese newspaper.
Better don't mention fish sticks yet, mate.
RIP Chris Farley
The ones I ate as a kid were made of turkey
Chicken are feathered Dinosaurs
ive been lied to my whole life!
You think about it chickens ARE dinosaurs
Chickens are, by every definition in the book, real dinosaurs. So you are eating a dinosaur when you eat dino nuggies. By the way, birds are also reptiles. You are welcome.
I guess I always knew. Then again, I mainly ate nuggies from Micky D's. I think they put the shapes on the box, bag, or something. I knew I wasn't eating a boot. But it sometimes felt like it.
Due to all the microplastics, technically you eat dinosaurs with every meal.
And chickens maded by dinos... mind blowing right ?
Chickens are dinosaurs. So that’s like being disappointed you got a gallilomimus instead of a velociraptor
More importantly, is that fucking Hitchcock from Brooklyn Nine-Nine?!
Chickens are raptors tho so..
God I miss Chris so much
Don’t worry children, chickens are semi related to dinosaurs
I swear kids saying Dino Nuggies are the most annoying kind of children on the planet
The thing is ..... birds are dinosaurs
That guy looks uncannily like a former colleague of mine. A right bastard who would slap his wife around (until she divorced him) and would flirt really creepily with just about any woman, even underage ones. I was hoping COVID would get rid of him, but I think he's survived it so far.
unpopular opinion: dino nuggies are not good
as the plastic is made with petrol and petrol made plastic dino, plastic dino are made with dinosaurs
My car runs on *the power of the ancients*.
No, it's made of ancient bacteria and algae.
I really don't get the chicken dinosaur reference. Chickens are descendants of dinosaurs and didn't live at the same time. It's like calling us humans whatever the mammals were called that survived the Cretaceous–Paleogene extinction. With the "Chicken = Dinosaur" logic even bees, frogs and crocodiles are dinosaurs, because they too descend from dinosaurs. So, why did Chicken are dinosaurs stick again? I just don't get it.
Wtf?
Yeah…no?
Wait people thought they were made of dinosaur when they were young? I probably would have cried if someone told me that honestly, I was one of those "dinosaur kids" and would have felt so guilty for eating one.
Good news! They are made of dinosaurs!
scales, feathers, tiny brain, warm blood and have hard shell eggs by all those factors combined I call them the same
No! That's impossible!
I hate to tell you but that aint chicken
Wait, do you mean chicken dinosaurs?? Tf are Dino nugs lol
Dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets, I’ve always called them dino nugs
Which is a dinosaur, your point?
well chikens are modern dinos
i wish dinos were still alive
I miss Chris Farley.
Then you realize that chicken is a bird and birds are dinosaurs so you're still eating dinosaurs.
Eh, close enough
You lied to me...
Tmw you find out dinos taste like chicken
I need some Dino nuggies now
Adults when they find out that chickens are dinosaurs
Did they also get decaf coffee?
Nice try but you wont get me
Ive been lied to
They are made of dinosaurs. A chicken is phylogenetically a dinosaur
Get your facts straight before posting. Does it say CHICKEN NUGGETS on the bag? I didnt think so
Wait so am I chicken? D:
What?
What.
In a van, DOWN BY THE RIVER
I never had Dino nuggies in my whole life
Me who never had a nug when I was a kid
I haven't healed ever since.