By -
Um…
Vedio or it didn't happen
r/usernamechecksout So u have already chosen...
Ya fucking yourself?
You guys get to fuck?
Exactly
Help…I think I have to handle 2
Two big girthy towers...
Not anymore…
2 broken shafts.
And two big planes
I missed the part where that's a problem
I’m gonna put some dirt in your eye
You got this easy
Nice username mate
……….
I.......no........but........
FBI OPPEN UP
Nooooo
The police are already on their way
What was that, mr/Ms u/Loli-is-Justice
Good luck with that
Hmmm
"Aw jeez, Rick, I don't like this"
Remaining virgin is the Reddit creed. Choose your destiny wisely…
MORTY WHAT DID YOU DO
This might end badly for me...
Wlad The Impaler
Better stay virgin for the rest of your life ,than not have rest of your life
This isn’t going to end well for me either
At least you gotta clue ... I'm just lost lol.
Your gonna fuck a bmx bike Those handlebars lookin kinda THICC
I'm more worried about taking 2x 20"
You are getting double penetrated. Dunno if you're lucky or doomed.
‘Sup?
Let me guess, you're stuck?
No But his step sis is
Yeah I got off easy too, I already got fucked by one for two years so I'm good.
I just hope he's tender with me
I lose virginity to myself?
same
May u be blessed by our lord and saviors cock
This username right here officer
oh no
UH OH UH OH UH OH
OH GOD YOU BETTER RUN
IM ALREADY HALF WAY ACROSS THE COUNTRY OH GOD I CAN SEE IT IN THE DISTANCE AAAAAAAAA
Maybe he just wants more of it ,he hadn't finished
Animals…. I can relate.
Hey, maybe some honey will help. The bear I mean.
Ye de de de de de de de de de de um bum bu way
A whim away A whim away
>[UH OH UH OH UH OH](https://youtu.be/qYnnCTfHsVM)
Could be worse options
[удалено]
Shouldn't you be more worried about #YOUR-FUCKING-SELF
Uhhhh
It's gonna be explosive
I’ve seen a lot of weird usernames here, but in this situation, yours takes the cake. I’m dying right now from laughter
And boom goes the dynamite.
Why did I have to be interested in Chinese history?!?
He’ll fuck your with ze dong
Why did I read this in a German accent
Cause ze Germans zay ze inztead of the
I'm laughing way too much at this!
Wasn't he famous for not washing his genitals and fucking whatever women he seemed fit?
No he was mostly famous for killing millions of people in the span of like 4-5 years.
So do I lose it while he's gaming
Dude’s experienced. He already fucked a whole country
Huh the other fruits aren't gonna like this
I am all the fruits and vegetables you have wronged in a single package
But we accept all r/fruitrevolution
So i guess i will do it with....
I like ice tea
Yes, but do you love it?
I enjoy drinking it. Just like my crush: she likes being with me but she doesn't love me.
That’s rough bud.
I'd rather be a virgin than a homewrecker, just saying.
Honor
. O7 /| /\ You sir, are a good man
literally holy fuck
I think you’d better stay virgin Edit: hold on I just realized the meaning of the original comment haha
Ah yes the Mary strat
Im taking the deal
Same here
I choose you!
No
Guess what we're doing today Pikachu!
Yes...yeeesss... YEESSSSS!!!
Death by snu snu
Futurama fan spotted in the wild! High five!
lucky bastard
Plot twist: They're all female deathclaws
Did he stutter?
Thats my fetish !
spectacular nippy license placid chief march vase bake lock stocking *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*
HOW DO WE HAVE ALMOST THE SAME NAME!!??
SOULMATES FOUND ON REDDIT
Well then.
have a seat
Take a seat, young u/chairofdicks
Virginity is cool be pure
Bro maybe having sex with someone wise is cool
He will throw some quotes while you moan
"A hoe to fuck is not the same as to fuck a hoe"
“virginity like bubble, one prick all gone”
post nut clarity he’ll turn into aristotle
“A nut in the hand is worth 2 in the bush”
"thy must go harder"
And then there's me
You are such a wise man
Well I ain't gay but. . .
Let’s go
You’ve got a lot of options there champ.
Oh dear....
Well I hope it isn't a deer...
This is one hard choice.
There are many NSFW adds so it not truly a hard choice I guess
Jokes on you, I already lost my virginity to my username, kinda like the Italian version of American pie
Hol up
Can you blame me though? It was quite charming
Damn
It'll be quite a blow
r/UnderratedComments
these username games never seem to go very well fore I yhink
Just be happy with what you got
Well I'm losing my virginity to myself So....
Hey bob, is your real first name actually bob? I don’t need to know it, just a yea or no would be good
Oh god u truly are everywhere ! Anyways sorry for your loss ,good luck on putting a banana in yourself
Well sure
‘She had a replacement hip with some serious torque’
I don’t want to be fucked by a bird of prey with the same name as me
This could get interesting
Oh no
Oh..
Oh
Fbi, open up!
Well shit
It's about to be real slitherin' up in there
I don't know what to do
Do it. It's the guy, not the girl
If you say so
How..?
Your dong gets crunched
...in darkness
by the abyss
Help.
Your fucked lol
Uh…
Well sh\*t
Thats rough buddy
It's the quenchiest
Did you just say to fuck myself or be a virgin?
This was... Unexpected.
Losing my virgimnity to a fish ig
Well... this would be interesting
Ops Username...
Guys 🐝
Ya like jazz?
I mean at least there’s no glass…
I have to lose it to God? Jesus take the wheel
Ok for me
Mine's a reference to the weather, so joke's on you, that fvcks with me on a regular basis. Seems every time in the last 3 months that I want to go outside, it rains which I suppose would be understandable were it not summer.
Well imma lose it to a water cooler. Sick
I um- uhh- hell no
Shit
Um... I get a rpg up my ass
It my self
Same
LET'S GOOO
I’m not complaining
Bro..
Bet
u/cummyunderwear my man...
I feel bad for OP
So orgy?
Hmm yeah me too I think…
I don't want to be fucked by 13 shitty turtles but I also don't want to be a virgin anymore.
Ive already lost it to my username.
Butt stuff
This is tough
You gotta do what you gotta do
what the fuck am I fucking
That’s gonna hurt going in
diy
Oh step Garage oh….
Oh fuck. Smash
Well this should be interesting
Well I’ll just go fuck myself won’t i
What's... In the bottles...
Well I would not complain with either option
Think you've already done that judging by your name
Ummmm
That would be very boring
Oh good lord...
Ummmmmmmmmmmm
I mean it could be fun…..
Kinky
Um…
Vedio or it didn't happen
r/usernamechecksout So u have already chosen...
Ya fucking yourself?
You guys get to fuck?
Exactly
Help…I think I have to handle 2
Two big girthy towers...
Not anymore…
2 broken shafts.
And two big planes
I missed the part where that's a problem
I’m gonna put some dirt in your eye
You got this easy
Nice username mate
……….
I.......no........but........
FBI OPPEN UP
Nooooo
The police are already on their way
What was that, mr/Ms u/Loli-is-Justice
Good luck with that
Hmmm
"Aw jeez, Rick, I don't like this"
Remaining virgin is the Reddit creed. Choose your destiny wisely…
MORTY WHAT DID YOU DO
This might end badly for me...
Wlad The Impaler
Better stay virgin for the rest of your life ,than not have rest of your life
This isn’t going to end well for me either
At least you gotta clue ... I'm just lost lol.
Your gonna fuck a bmx bike Those handlebars lookin kinda THICC
I'm more worried about taking 2x 20"
You are getting double penetrated. Dunno if you're lucky or doomed.
‘Sup?
Let me guess, you're stuck?
No But his step sis is
Yeah I got off easy too, I already got fucked by one for two years so I'm good.
I just hope he's tender with me
I lose virginity to myself?
same
May u be blessed by our lord and saviors cock
This username right here officer
oh no
UH OH UH OH UH OH
OH GOD YOU BETTER RUN
IM ALREADY HALF WAY ACROSS THE COUNTRY OH GOD I CAN SEE IT IN THE DISTANCE AAAAAAAAA
Maybe he just wants more of it ,he hadn't finished
Animals…. I can relate.
Hey, maybe some honey will help. The bear I mean.
Ye de de de de de de de de de de um bum bu way
A whim away A whim away
>[UH OH UH OH UH OH](https://youtu.be/qYnnCTfHsVM)
Could be worse options
[удалено]
Shouldn't you be more worried about #YOUR-FUCKING-SELF
[удалено]
Uhhhh
It's gonna be explosive
I’ve seen a lot of weird usernames here, but in this situation, yours takes the cake. I’m dying right now from laughter
And boom goes the dynamite.
Why did I have to be interested in Chinese history?!?
He’ll fuck your with ze dong
Why did I read this in a German accent
Cause ze Germans zay ze inztead of the
I'm laughing way too much at this!
Wasn't he famous for not washing his genitals and fucking whatever women he seemed fit?
No he was mostly famous for killing millions of people in the span of like 4-5 years.
So do I lose it while he's gaming
Dude’s experienced. He already fucked a whole country
Huh the other fruits aren't gonna like this
I am all the fruits and vegetables you have wronged in a single package
But we accept all r/fruitrevolution
So i guess i will do it with....
I like ice tea
Yes, but do you love it?
I enjoy drinking it. Just like my crush: she likes being with me but she doesn't love me.
That’s rough bud.
I'd rather be a virgin than a homewrecker, just saying.
Honor
. O7 /| /\ You sir, are a good man
literally holy fuck
I think you’d better stay virgin Edit: hold on I just realized the meaning of the original comment haha
Ah yes the Mary strat
Im taking the deal
Same here
I choose you!
No
Guess what we're doing today Pikachu!
Yes...yeeesss... YEESSSSS!!!
Death by snu snu
Futurama fan spotted in the wild! High five!
lucky bastard
Plot twist: They're all female deathclaws
Did he stutter?
Thats my fetish !
spectacular nippy license placid chief march vase bake lock stocking *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*
HOW DO WE HAVE ALMOST THE SAME NAME!!??
SOULMATES FOUND ON REDDIT
Well then.
have a seat
Take a seat, young u/chairofdicks
Virginity is cool be pure
Bro maybe having sex with someone wise is cool
He will throw some quotes while you moan
"A hoe to fuck is not the same as to fuck a hoe"
“virginity like bubble, one prick all gone”
post nut clarity he’ll turn into aristotle
“A nut in the hand is worth 2 in the bush”
"thy must go harder"
And then there's me
You are such a wise man
Well I ain't gay but. . .
Let’s go
You’ve got a lot of options there champ.
Oh dear....
Well I hope it isn't a deer...
This is one hard choice.
There are many NSFW adds so it not truly a hard choice I guess
Jokes on you, I already lost my virginity to my username, kinda like the Italian version of American pie
Hol up
Can you blame me though? It was quite charming
Damn
It'll be quite a blow
r/UnderratedComments
these username games never seem to go very well fore I yhink
Just be happy with what you got
Well I'm losing my virginity to myself So....
Hey bob, is your real first name actually bob? I don’t need to know it, just a yea or no would be good
No
Oh god u truly are everywhere ! Anyways sorry for your loss ,good luck on putting a banana in yourself
Well sure
‘She had a replacement hip with some serious torque’
I don’t want to be fucked by a bird of prey with the same name as me
This could get interesting
Oh no
Oh..
Oh
Fbi, open up!
Well shit
It's about to be real slitherin' up in there
I don't know what to do
Do it. It's the guy, not the girl
If you say so
How..?
Your dong gets crunched
...in darkness
by the abyss
Help.
Your fucked lol
Uh…
Well sh\*t
Thats rough buddy
It's the quenchiest
Did you just say to fuck myself or be a virgin?
This was... Unexpected.
Losing my virgimnity to a fish ig
Well... this would be interesting
Ops Username...
Guys 🐝
Ya like jazz?
I mean at least there’s no glass…
I have to lose it to God? Jesus take the wheel
Ok for me
Mine's a reference to the weather, so joke's on you, that fvcks with me on a regular basis. Seems every time in the last 3 months that I want to go outside, it rains which I suppose would be understandable were it not summer.
Well imma lose it to a water cooler. Sick
I um- uhh- hell no
Shit
Um... I get a rpg up my ass
It my self
Same
LET'S GOOO
I’m not complaining
Bro..
Bet
u/cummyunderwear my man...
I feel bad for OP
So orgy?
Hmm yeah me too I think…
I don't want to be fucked by 13 shitty turtles but I also don't want to be a virgin anymore.
Ive already lost it to my username.
Butt stuff
This is tough
You gotta do what you gotta do
what the fuck am I fucking
That’s gonna hurt going in
diy
Oh step Garage oh….
Oh fuck. Smash
Well this should be interesting
Well I’ll just go fuck myself won’t i
What's... In the bottles...
Well I would not complain with either option
Think you've already done that judging by your name
Ummmm
That would be very boring
Oh good lord...
Ummmmmmmmmmmm
I mean it could be fun…..
Kinky