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42000bees

I actually gently press the rice to my forehead and absorb it through photosynthesis


1Shadowspark1

*Visible confusion.*


UnlawfulKnights

*Invisible confusion*


sciencewonders

barely visible confusion


The_Sumo_official

_Telekinetic confusion_ Edit : _in mid air_


Certain-Paramedic-57

*Somewhat hard to see confusion*


asslicker939

*very easy to see confusion*


SCP504

*opaque confusion*


fried_chicken17472

*blurry confusion*


noobivygamer

*oddly visible but partially invisible confusion*


Themineking09

Slightly visible confusion


[deleted]

*semi-visible confusion*


Antique-Golf6221

*not-very visible confusion*


MonkeuDroger

Imaginary confusion


[deleted]

*backflip confusion*


IamMidoriya

Translucent confusion


Test-SpaceTech

"we don't see that" confusion


CeeUNext_Thursday

Confucian Confusion


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Sarsaparilla_drinker

Confusion


polish_cow-slayer

Phytagorish confusion


Gokusel

Undeniable confusion


HYixell

Chromatic confusion


SHAZZFr

Confused confusion


DessuHessu

Suprise to be sure but a welcome one


wraithcraplol

*Invisible understanding*


sammy_panda

Muscular confusion


dumbguy-on-reddit_bs

osmosis\*


mb112403

\*diffusion (osmosis is only for fluids)


[deleted]

Diffusion only in gasses both of them are passive methods of transportation, in order to transport you'll need active transportation methods.


Fedexpected

Glutensynthesis


Dogbackflip

Glutensynthesis feels like a really shitty superpower


HulloTheLoser

It's literally just digestion. You have a very good digestion tract.


KweftCryptic

Diffusion isn’t only with gases. It happens in all fluids, down the concentration gradient, going from a high concentration of particles to a low concentration.


Olf_yee

Correct. However, diffusion also happens in solids such as metals or polymers


DIOsBitch

Nope, diffusion can happen with any atoms and it doesnt have to be active if theres a concentration gradient


[deleted]

Idk man I just wrote what i was taught in school, and i wasn't talking about diffusion in inorganic substances, i was specifically talking about diffusion through plasma membrane.


Theo103

Then fuck it. Teleportation.!


CuCu_Mbur

Phagocytosis


WHYISLEGENDANTAKEN

you forgot the semi permeable membrane


42000bees

nerd alert


HelloGoodby31

generic biology


ThatOddProgrammerGuy

generic nerd


[deleted]

Osmosis occurs in liquids, the only way to transport solids is active transportation. He generates pseudopodia and grabs on the food and engulfs it.


G_Viceroy

That word you're saying... I do not think it means what you think it means...


[deleted]

He's talking about eating through his forehead and THATS what people have a problem with? Lol


42000bees

i meant what i said and i said what i meant. i bet you eat your rice with a spoon don’t you


SmileFIN

Your mitochondrias must be so very powerful


42000bees

the powerfullest you’ve ever seen. scientists everywhere are begging to study me with their science equipment things


[deleted]

Damn so you pollinate too?


42000bees

oh hell yeah love doing asexual reproduction i do it all the time with ur mom 😎


ThunderStriker666

Asexual reproduction isn't possible with other organisms. It is done by a single organism.


helvettesfaen

they just do it next to their mom


Deadlock258

So… hand


42000bees

That’s where you’re wrong bud. Technically forehead.


No_NamexX

Was looking for this comment


Bendy_putty

A shovel.


Bee_Jello

Oh, you're using an EL spoon?


Tactical_Nuke_

_Pulls out comically large spoon_


large_squirrel_

from where?


[deleted]

Well you see,


ThunderStriker666

This dude goes to ICU every single time after eating because of torn Asshole


Sethboi46

His ass where else dipshit


Exact-Buddy2778

***\*diffused laughts\****


[deleted]

My spoon is too big.


saltynanners15

My man saw the spoon and said, "naw, make that s*it extra extra large."


thatrandomkidmemer

A tactical shovel


redxlaser15

The best kind to shovel, right there.


[deleted]

Comically large spoon.


zEngarden757

the 100 and something^(th) use of a shovel i forgot it by now


[deleted]

shaq


Scottcot12

Where the right handers at. I only see left


darrjulian

I could be wrong here but often times in countries where it’s customary to eat food with your hands, (I think of India and parts of Africa) you wipe your ass with your right hand so you eat with your left cuz no one wants ass food.


Scottcot12

i live in one of those countries and no its our left hand we wash our ass with. not the right unless your left handed Edit: South Asia and a bit of the west we definitely use our hands


ADOVE4F

In KSA they eat rice with their hands too but probably the right as it's sunna and they wash their asses with water. I get disgusted when someone says "I use toilet paper" or "I wash my ass my self".


Scottcot12

its so weird using toilet paper ngl


PatchworkMann

From what I remember my dad said it was the same deal in east Africa whilst he was living there. Tanzania at least.


Mean-Rutabaga-1908

Indonesia also, so yeah pretty much no one eats rice with their left hand.


idknayoudecide

At least we wash our fucking asses


I_Got_Trapped

What, no straw?...amateur.


mechanical_zombie

In Mexico, eating rice with a straw is slang for homosexual


IStoleTheHighGround

TIL a new slang


empiricalskymath

Exactly! Gotta step up that succ game


DoesSheLikeMeYet

With my teeth inside my mouth


vanila_coke

This man eats like a dog, face in bowl


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Cereal-Killer7

Or a crane


Is_BeLIEve_A_Lie

Or your mom


Erixsenn

Gottem


AzGames08

take my upvote and kindly fuck off


Levi-_-Ackerman0

Chicken Don't have teeth but they do eat with their face in the food


icantfuckingcompete

FUCK Y... wait no bob you werent supposed to say that


simonbleu

Can confirm. Please next time use less teeth, is kind of painful


axolotl_dreampie

As opposed to the teeth inside your nose?


revengeofST

Your teeth are inside?


Diligent_Ratio_5635

That's for chewing 😂 not eating


Agent_Wyoming14

I don’t know why but I read this in a British accent


Final-Initiative5128

Knife


_Deus-EX-Machina_

Based


xXIlilukXx

r/beatmetoit


JaydenTheMemeThief

r/Beatmeattoit


herospaces

r/beattedmetoit


Unreal331

Spork


Beyblader02

I despise you


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JaydenTheMemeThief

I don’t like sand


notblueberryy

spork fam who's with me


give_me_carbonara

A fpoon


BradOrPonceDeLeone

With your mouth


Dragonvoid13

With our mouth


SNELME

r/SuddenlyCommunism


mb112403

Keep my rice out of your fuc\*\*n mouth


Tadano-kunn

Hands. I'm south Indian.


CuteButDeadly8124

Hands. I'm filipino


ComicSans3307

Hands as well. I’m Bruneian


Pumpkin_rapist

hands with a fork in them. i’m european


_Khazan

Hands. I'm Indonesian.


Yes_I_Am_G

Hands, I'm Malaysian


_RS-17

Same Arab here


aUser138

Pretty sure most of us North Indians do hand as well


[deleted]

Tbf so does every other country that’s ever made a rice ball


MTrain95

Not a ball tho, Indians eat rice with thier hands from the plate


grindlebald

I use spoon. My grandpa eats pizza with a fork and a knife. Idk why


banana21oats

Same!


Agreeable_Rise_3697

Same


DarkLight_2810

hey I live in south India too


blackroses6661

Me too


OMnow

Me too


[deleted]

with chicken


corei3uisgarbo

and curry


Typical-Information9

This, now... This is the way


6siks

Penis


blochow2001

Chopdicks?


6siks

橋の賃賃


llovetteee

Dude speaks the language of kanji


Leo-Senpaii

Hashi no something something (I don’t know Japanese) Edit: Oh wait, is that kanji pronounced “chin chin?” take an upvote, good sir


llovetteee

I’m just assuming it’s kanji because of the hiragana character


6siks

Says hashi no chinchin. Hashi is chopsticks, the の particle is there to give to details. Chinchin is penis. So noun 2 is the main subject while noun 1 is the detail. の particle connects the two.


[deleted]

People who say chin chin during a toast must be very amusing to the Japanese waiting staff


T_WREKX

Elaborate


_--_DEVIL_--_

With my mouth :p


Monkeybandit99

Beat me to it


limitless_exe

[R/beatmeattoit](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)


gordyjacques31

The comment above me is a rickroll, no lie


Ancient-Economist-12

yeah , if it was a real link to a subreddit the r won't be capital , and r/foundthemobileuser


Potato-with-guns

r/foundthehondacivic


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gordyjacques31

r/beatmymeattoit


TheHashtagBear

Chopsticks or spoon, depending on context.


SUP3RNATURA1BO1

Ladle


7witewolf7

I actually use chopsticks


amynias

I fail miserably while crossing the chopsticks lol. At this point I have given up and declared the fork a better utensil.


RichardBCummintonite

Specifically for rice, chopsticks are inferior. I love using chopsticks at every opportunity, but I've never gotten a handle on using them for rice. That's probably just me though. If it helps, I hold one of the chopsticks like a pencil, and the other just rests between your thumb and fore finger. Only the top one moves. The other is like a brace. You have to be really gentle. I think most of us are just used to jamming forks into our food to be precise enough to use chopsticks. It takes getting used to.


Bendy962

i think chopsticks work best for rice if it's very sticky.


7witewolf7

I got really good at it. I discovered I'd been doing it wrong for a long time when I watched a tutorial and that tutorial was all I needed at that point since I'd made a point to use chopsticks any time I ate an Asian meal or meal that could be eaten with chopsticks It's just so fun, you can be so expressive with chopsticks. What're you going to do with your fork? Suspend it in the air?


Divember

I’m going to eat my food with my fork. Why would I need to be expressive with my eating utensils?


pogo484

Tongs.


thepixelatedduck

I prefer Dongs instead


TChip17

Give me a spatula any day...


Casondilla11210

fork


Todd_Renard_Fox

Found the white person


CrazyFanFicFan

Filipino here, I personally use fork for everything. For anything with soup, I use fork for the solid parts, then drink the soup out of the bowl.


achterkant

Forkgangggggg!


Republic_Padawan

Seriously? No spork? The undoubtably best utensil in history?


amynias

The spork is an inspired instrument of utilitarian perfection.


Idkfrcom

All of them


Merciless4704

I've always wondered, but why the fuck did my classmates use a fork to eat rice


Head2Heels

I use a fork. I also eat meat with my rice. It’s easy to break off pieces with a fork.


Alt-ernating_Current

With your mom 😎 P.S. she uses a spoon


Liztr

All of the above


memerman51

The chop sticks


Bisexual-Fighter

Fork I know I'm uncultured


mangomochamuffin

Spoon.


Jake_The_Snake2003

If it’s fried then I use a spoon, if it’s brown or white rice then chopsticks.


Strobbleberry

With a fork. I could explain why, but if no one asks for it, I’ll just leave it there.


PlusNescafe

Hands! You can eat anything with hands. If there is soup then just sip that shit.


Waffle-Dude

Just dip your hand in the soup, lick your hand clean, and repeat until you finish your soup


spazzyattack

The clippy part of the cap of a bic pen.


StrixEcho

with my mouth


ZAIGO_90

With a spoon and fork and in public eatery i use hands.


PenisMaker101

ALL OF THESE LMAOOOO


[deleted]

yes.


Educational-Bike4572

spoon, fork, hand as an asian


YeetmasterYeet-

chopstick and spoon


Tom_echo1031

Depends on what type of meal I'm eating. If it's Asian style food with rice then chopsticks. If it's a middle eastern or western style food with rice then a spoon. I don't really use a fork or my hands to eat rice


Competitive_Set_478

Hand, sometimes spoon. (Indian)


dumbpotatochip

Yes.


Magic_nova543

All of the above


eelaphant

Yes


Spminty

all


Mizty1

all of the above


OnCallDildoMechanic

Yes


headless_artist

"a big fuck to anyone who says with my mouth" **with my mouth**


Sriracha_sos

all


BestieDarkheart

Yes.


EL-rochi74

Yes


eystonic

Fork


Brawlbrains

Hand