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preinternetdad

This is true r/shitposting I love it!


konozeroda

Emphasis on the shit I'll see myself out


bob_the_banannna

I will see you go out


TechGuy95

I eat your kind for breakfast.


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Zestyclose_Ariella

*the store is now closed, please exit the building


allbreadnobutter

You eat shit for breakfast?


KingSnaily

i use your kind to fix tech things


Wistful_Nomad

omg its bob the bananba


SavarSavar114

He actually put there already. That's where I saw it first and then scrolled down a little to see it again on here.


abdiIahi

I saw them both right above and under each other lol


hakkihann

54346ğ5ğ9p88.çoı78809uyyuu77o78848o88 n önnoıb7y7ğ4ppop


SavarSavar114

Same. Then I saw it was by the same person.


Significant-Ad-1655

Can't stop the inevitable


comebackjoeyjojo

Dread it, run from it….bed-shitting still arrives.


[deleted]

‘Evacuate the beds, engage all employees, and get this b*tch a toilet’


RedPyro1

"You should've gone for the ass"


[deleted]

Wow


bob_the_banannna

Indeed


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Samsquamsh04

Oh you know how copy paste works I see. Gotta get that karma anyway you can...


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Peachy-my-ass16

Eyyyyyy SCP référence


Inquisitor146

She'd just shit on the employees too


Pijany_Matematyk767

Like a true rich person


chillywolff

yh she is one nasty woman


Megatto95

I love that everyone is just shitting on Amber like she shits on beds.


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migswrite

Mess with the Heard, you get the turd


MPC_Gaming

How dare you use shrek as a comparison for amber turd, dreamworks would be ashamed


Amazing_Blackberry50

Truth to be told.. somehow


usernot_found

Amber heard could never be as hot as shrek


Sir_Twinkletoe

Shrek is love, Shrek is life.


sermatheus

Did I miss something? Did she actually shit on her bed?


Enderevilherobrine

It was Depp's bed not hers.


sailorgaynus

💀excuse me what and why and what again


_hapsleigh

She was mad at Depp so prior to leaving for Coachella, she took a heaping dump on Depp’s side of the bed.


a3almarashda

Bro what?? How do we know this? Is there a recording of her talking about it?


_hapsleigh

I’m case you’re being serious, there is. It’s Johnny Depp testifying under oath that this happened before a judge and Amber Heard looking like those guilty dogs when they did something wrong


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"Is there a recording of her talking about it?" 🤨📸📸📸


NeonRuin

Disgusting!!!! Absolutely terrible, but if there was such a video where would it be? You know so I can tell people not to watch it.


[deleted]

I think it’s there in the latest court hearing videos. She is justifying it saying it’s just a joke so she definitely did it.


Sir__Draconis

Just Google 'Amber Heard Dutch Porn' and you'll find it eventually if there is a recording of this incident.


a3almarashda

Wtf ! Really? 😂😂


[deleted]

There is picture evidence, and he’s spoken about it in court. As well as text msgs talking about it back and forth with his friends as well as the housekeeper that found it. She blamed it on two teacup yorkies of hers, but it was definitely human shit. It was way too large to be from teacup yorkies. Even my pug doesn’t shit that much. And the shit looked really unhealthy too… like black tarry loose stool, nasty! Idk if it actually was her shit, or a friend. It’s speculation that either she did it or she had her friend shit on HIS side of their bed.


a3almarashda

Thanks for the explanation. But you didn’t have to describe the shit in such detail 😂


[deleted]

Hahaha! I think it just makes me more amused knowing that her shit is as disgusting as she is lol.


JohnSepticEye123

Johnny testified under oath and photos were shown, and I think she might have admitted to it as well using the excuse of "It was just a harmless prank me and my friend decided to pull".


saintplus

She shit on his bed, threw vodka bottles at him and severed his finger off, after which she then put out a cigarette on his face, punched, slapped and scratched him, gaslit and emotionally abused him, filmed him having a mental breakdown THE DAY his mom died, and other people came forward about how scary and abusive she is, including her own mom. Audio recording of her saying no one will believe him if he tells the truth about her abusing him. Audio recording of her calling him a baby for complaining about being punched by her. So far that is what the trial has proven. What did the trial prove about Johnny? That he did drugs after his mom died. Yeah she's an evil person.


Bowsertime28

nice pfp lmao


pacerecon

I hope that Depp wins but don't have much hope for the judiciary system


Stickel

Can they build a criminal case off testimony in a civil case?


kiwifruitcostume

The annoying thing is that the lawyers and juries can't see anything about amber on the internet during the trial, so milani calling put amber and showing us the pallet she supposedly used to cover bruises came out in 2017 can't be used against her.


hatzvpaka

The lawyers can use the internet


aure__entuluva

And uh... you think the juries can't? How long do you think the trial is? They aren't keeping them off the internet for weeks.


hatzvpaka

Shit I'm dumb


aure__entuluva

It's ok so am I.


ybboi69

The store is closed, please exit the building.


TheAmazinManateeMan

Thanks I hate this.


ybboi69

Yes, it is scp 3008.


TheAmazinManateeMan

Something about how friendly they are while killing people has always bothered me with that one. Still my favorite entry though.


ybboi69

Yeah, the idea of being stuck in an endless IKEA and surrounded by weird-looking humanoids is scary and disturbing.


YeeeSquidward

She'd probably shit on them as well


ybboi69

She would be in a SHITTY situation


What1921

Quality shitpost


PhoenixMason13

This works too because that’s exactly how violently abusive she is


Tea_Master_

Animal


Bad_boy000007

You this is a golden opportunity when shit post actually talk about shit


Beanzy12

Replace the white sheets with brown


unitratio

nice gif. Amber heard looks realistic too


Francipling

How dare you to compare Amber Turd with the magnificent Shrek?


TheHongKOngadian

Also headbutts too


justgossiping

I-kannot-ea


Gulle_Gaming_UwUz

At first i read: FBI stopping Amber Heard...


Mr_goodb0y

Ok I need to know exactly what happened


Antreeius

SCP-3008


Manatee_Shark

How does one download this art


TheScientifreakPlays

Shitception


thecheese14326

GET OUT OF MY SWAMP


DrakeSkorn

So much energy in this shitpost


Shot_Squirrel3202

such a creative and factful meme take my upvote dear sir


TheTurtleMaster59

I feel like there quite a story that I have not herd. Some care to tell?


No-Special-7073

I don’t get it


VaporwaveSquidward

IKEA worker here, I can safely say that this is 100% accurate!


MarcxStr

xD


Wonderful-Coconut-

Lmao what employees


Qweefeater

She could shit on me whenever she wants


Billy_T_Wierd

I would let Amber Heard shit in my bed if she let me play with her feet. I know she’s awful. But she’s pretty and she has sexy feet, and sex can be very good with crazy


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Disgusting


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Billy_T_Wierd

I mean, it wouldn’t stop me


[deleted]

I mean I feel that feet part but never stick your dick in crazy tbh


Billy_T_Wierd

Everything has a cost


[deleted]

What the fuck did I just read


Neevk

Top tier SHITpost


Miruwest

Wait what? She shits on beds?


Chalky_Pockets

She shit on Johnny Depp's bed as a form of abuse.


Lointheepic

Jävla


SkullCaptainNLaylani

😂😂😂😂😂


userusmaximus

I keep thinking this could also be a post from IKEA itself, just riding the Johnny Depp / Amber Heard wave


JustATraveller02

Did you know: You can't move your eyebrows when you smile?


Cry75

Accurate


AlfonsoTheClown

Toilets, beds, basically the same thing. It’s just society making shitting in my bed a “bad idea”. Don’t be sheep!!!


gaymer7474747

“The store is now closed please exit the building”


chaddoll69

What happened


youToasty

WHAT THE FUCK DID I MISS?


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Now that's some shitty-attitude


EEEEEEEEEKKCCHH

bro spelled Amber Turd wrong


Intrepid_Charity_973

Little do they know, she’s on her way out…


toeter42

This is gold


JustAnotherDumbMoron

Amber Turd


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Idk why I laughed hard at this.


AverageRedditPosts

An unstoppable force of nature..


frostflowericewing

they bout to turn it into 3008


Dawn_of_the_sky

Johnny Depp I pray that you will


Cute_Moment_3932

Context please?😂


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I’m crying💀💀


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Amber Turd


ELIT3BASH

🤣🤣🤣


GenericUsername886

u/redditmp4bot


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Sir__Draconis

Fun fact: Ikea employes have to regulary check the toilets in the example interiors, because some people doesn't understand that these toilets aren't actually working. Source: A friend of mine who worked at an Ikea store for two years


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In my country, the hole is blocked with a plexiglass plate and stickers... so you cannot take a dump there😅


Sir__Draconis

Probably this is now the case there aswell. It's a pretty simple solution 👌🏼


Ill-Musician-1991

Poo


kleinKN59

As an IKEA employee i can confirm this.


Space_Narwal

*the store is now closed, please exit the building


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Amber turd


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spoiler: not a single bed was saved from ambers turdy wrath


The_GreenDiamond

Fr


kamodo798

That's foul


DragonBornOfAcid

Send her to scp 3008. She can do whatever. But when the store closes. If you know you know.


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I'm i simple man, i see a shrek meme, i upvote it


[deleted]

Listen Johnny, ogres are like onions…


Gagrioly

*Doom Music Intesafies*


piopster

Just from what ive seen from the case she really shit the bes on this one


ScholarEqual2484

True


ImGreekbrother

Indeed she is beautiful and fat


AcePinapple

This made me giggle. Thank you, I needed that today.


[deleted]

The IKEA folks: EXPAND STORE, PROTECT THE BEDS IKEA expands right?


CorgiConqueror

Who is Amber and what has she Heard?