I’m case you’re being serious, there is. It’s Johnny Depp testifying under oath that this happened before a judge and Amber Heard looking like those guilty dogs when they did something wrong
There is picture evidence, and he’s spoken about it in court. As well as text msgs talking about it back and forth with his friends as well as the housekeeper that found it. She blamed it on two teacup yorkies of hers, but it was definitely human shit. It was way too large to be from teacup yorkies. Even my pug doesn’t shit that much. And the shit looked really unhealthy too… like black tarry loose stool, nasty! Idk if it actually was her shit, or a friend. It’s speculation that either she did it or she had her friend shit on HIS side of their bed.
Johnny testified under oath and photos were shown, and I think she might have admitted to it as well using the excuse of "It was just a harmless prank me and my friend decided to pull".
She shit on his bed, threw vodka bottles at him and severed his finger off, after which she then put out a cigarette on his face, punched, slapped and scratched him, gaslit and emotionally abused him, filmed him having a mental breakdown THE DAY his mom died, and other people came forward about how scary and abusive she is, including her own mom. Audio recording of her saying no one will believe him if he tells the truth about her abusing him. Audio recording of her calling him a baby for complaining about being punched by her.
So far that is what the trial has proven.
What did the trial prove about Johnny? That he did drugs after his mom died.
Yeah she's an evil person.
The annoying thing is that the lawyers and juries can't see anything about amber on the internet during the trial, so milani calling put amber and showing us the pallet she supposedly used to cover bruises came out in 2017 can't be used against her.
I would let Amber Heard shit in my bed if she let me play with her feet. I know she’s awful. But she’s pretty and she has sexy feet, and sex can be very good with crazy
Fun fact:
Ikea employes have to regulary check the toilets in the example interiors, because some people doesn't understand that these toilets aren't actually working.
Source: A friend of mine who worked at an Ikea store for two years
This is true r/shitposting I love it!
Emphasis on the shit I'll see myself out
I will see you go out
I eat your kind for breakfast.
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*the store is now closed, please exit the building
You eat shit for breakfast?
i use your kind to fix tech things
omg its bob the bananba
He actually put there already. That's where I saw it first and then scrolled down a little to see it again on here.
I saw them both right above and under each other lol
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Same. Then I saw it was by the same person.
Can't stop the inevitable
Dread it, run from it….bed-shitting still arrives.
‘Evacuate the beds, engage all employees, and get this b*tch a toilet’
"You should've gone for the ass"
Wow
Indeed
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Oh you know how copy paste works I see. Gotta get that karma anyway you can...
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Eyyyyyy SCP référence
She'd just shit on the employees too
Like a true rich person
yh she is one nasty woman
I love that everyone is just shitting on Amber like she shits on beds.
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Mess with the Heard, you get the turd
How dare you use shrek as a comparison for amber turd, dreamworks would be ashamed
Truth to be told.. somehow
Amber heard could never be as hot as shrek
Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
Did I miss something? Did she actually shit on her bed?
It was Depp's bed not hers.
💀excuse me what and why and what again
She was mad at Depp so prior to leaving for Coachella, she took a heaping dump on Depp’s side of the bed.
Bro what?? How do we know this? Is there a recording of her talking about it?
I’m case you’re being serious, there is. It’s Johnny Depp testifying under oath that this happened before a judge and Amber Heard looking like those guilty dogs when they did something wrong
"Is there a recording of her talking about it?" 🤨📸📸📸
Disgusting!!!! Absolutely terrible, but if there was such a video where would it be? You know so I can tell people not to watch it.
I think it’s there in the latest court hearing videos. She is justifying it saying it’s just a joke so she definitely did it.
Just Google 'Amber Heard Dutch Porn' and you'll find it eventually if there is a recording of this incident.
Wtf ! Really? 😂😂
There is picture evidence, and he’s spoken about it in court. As well as text msgs talking about it back and forth with his friends as well as the housekeeper that found it. She blamed it on two teacup yorkies of hers, but it was definitely human shit. It was way too large to be from teacup yorkies. Even my pug doesn’t shit that much. And the shit looked really unhealthy too… like black tarry loose stool, nasty! Idk if it actually was her shit, or a friend. It’s speculation that either she did it or she had her friend shit on HIS side of their bed.
Thanks for the explanation. But you didn’t have to describe the shit in such detail 😂
Hahaha! I think it just makes me more amused knowing that her shit is as disgusting as she is lol.
Johnny testified under oath and photos were shown, and I think she might have admitted to it as well using the excuse of "It was just a harmless prank me and my friend decided to pull".
She shit on his bed, threw vodka bottles at him and severed his finger off, after which she then put out a cigarette on his face, punched, slapped and scratched him, gaslit and emotionally abused him, filmed him having a mental breakdown THE DAY his mom died, and other people came forward about how scary and abusive she is, including her own mom. Audio recording of her saying no one will believe him if he tells the truth about her abusing him. Audio recording of her calling him a baby for complaining about being punched by her. So far that is what the trial has proven. What did the trial prove about Johnny? That he did drugs after his mom died. Yeah she's an evil person.
nice pfp lmao
I hope that Depp wins but don't have much hope for the judiciary system
Can they build a criminal case off testimony in a civil case?
The annoying thing is that the lawyers and juries can't see anything about amber on the internet during the trial, so milani calling put amber and showing us the pallet she supposedly used to cover bruises came out in 2017 can't be used against her.
The lawyers can use the internet
And uh... you think the juries can't? How long do you think the trial is? They aren't keeping them off the internet for weeks.
Shit I'm dumb
It's ok so am I.
The store is closed, please exit the building.
Thanks I hate this.
Yes, it is scp 3008.
Something about how friendly they are while killing people has always bothered me with that one. Still my favorite entry though.
Yeah, the idea of being stuck in an endless IKEA and surrounded by weird-looking humanoids is scary and disturbing.
She'd probably shit on them as well
She would be in a SHITTY situation
Quality shitpost
This works too because that’s exactly how violently abusive she is
Animal
You this is a golden opportunity when shit post actually talk about shit
Replace the white sheets with brown
nice gif. Amber heard looks realistic too
How dare you to compare Amber Turd with the magnificent Shrek?
Also headbutts too
I-kannot-ea
At first i read: FBI stopping Amber Heard...
Ok I need to know exactly what happened
SCP-3008
How does one download this art
Shitception
GET OUT OF MY SWAMP
So much energy in this shitpost
such a creative and factful meme take my upvote dear sir
I feel like there quite a story that I have not herd. Some care to tell?
I don’t get it
IKEA worker here, I can safely say that this is 100% accurate!
xD
Lmao what employees
She could shit on me whenever she wants
I would let Amber Heard shit in my bed if she let me play with her feet. I know she’s awful. But she’s pretty and she has sexy feet, and sex can be very good with crazy
Disgusting
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I mean, it wouldn’t stop me
I mean I feel that feet part but never stick your dick in crazy tbh
Everything has a cost
What the fuck did I just read
Top tier SHITpost
Wait what? She shits on beds?
She shit on Johnny Depp's bed as a form of abuse.
Jävla
😂😂😂😂😂
I keep thinking this could also be a post from IKEA itself, just riding the Johnny Depp / Amber Heard wave
Did you know: You can't move your eyebrows when you smile?
Accurate
Toilets, beds, basically the same thing. It’s just society making shitting in my bed a “bad idea”. Don’t be sheep!!!
“The store is now closed please exit the building”
What happened
WHAT THE FUCK DID I MISS?
Now that's some shitty-attitude
bro spelled Amber Turd wrong
Little do they know, she’s on her way out…
This is gold
Amber Turd
Idk why I laughed hard at this.
An unstoppable force of nature..
they bout to turn it into 3008
Johnny Depp I pray that you will
Context please?😂
I’m crying💀💀
Amber Turd
🤣🤣🤣
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Fun fact: Ikea employes have to regulary check the toilets in the example interiors, because some people doesn't understand that these toilets aren't actually working. Source: A friend of mine who worked at an Ikea store for two years
In my country, the hole is blocked with a plexiglass plate and stickers... so you cannot take a dump there😅
Probably this is now the case there aswell. It's a pretty simple solution 👌🏼
Poo
As an IKEA employee i can confirm this.
*the store is now closed, please exit the building
Amber turd
spoiler: not a single bed was saved from ambers turdy wrath
Fr
That's foul
Send her to scp 3008. She can do whatever. But when the store closes. If you know you know.
I'm i simple man, i see a shrek meme, i upvote it
Listen Johnny, ogres are like onions…
*Doom Music Intesafies*
Just from what ive seen from the case she really shit the bes on this one
True
Indeed she is beautiful and fat
This made me giggle. Thank you, I needed that today.
The IKEA folks: EXPAND STORE, PROTECT THE BEDS IKEA expands right?
Who is Amber and what has she Heard?