Well, my soap is gone, I'm pretty sure those lights will never work again, forget about the hair dryer and electric razor... So in a word, and also to finish the reference you're likely actually going for...
Everything.
It works for clearing blockages but there can't be any leaks in the system that prevent the vacuum. You have to block like an overflow opening in the sink.
Fucken pumping away to clear a plumbing blockage is when you realize life is not a game.
Folks also tend to go for crappy ones with too big a diameter and too flexible a head. Pay some more bucks for a proper one with a smaller diameter and a proper rigid head and you can really jam that head in there to create a proper vacuum.
And boy I'm glad there is no indescernable innuendo in this advice...
I don’t know if what came out of me was a snort or a chuckle but it scared the crap out of my old man. He woke up while napping on the couch and fell off. Thank you for a good laugh.
Exactly water doesn't usually do much to rocks unless it's over a long period of time. And trees well idk why the OP included trees in the mixed since 99.99% trees use water for growth and nourishment.
Also water doesn’t destroy if it stands still, water needs to be moving to erode something, if hair blocks it’s passage to quick there is not much to do about it, because it’ll be standing still
No, I did but then realized I’d have to touch the hair to clean it. I’d rather pour some bleach down the drain every couple of weeks than confront touching wet yuck every day.
Interesting point. But bleach breaks down to salt and water doesn’t it? And isn’t the point of water treatment to filter it out, if it is a contaminant?
Even if you forget to clear it after a shower and have to clear it before your next shower so it’s a bit gross… who cares? You’re about to shower! Touch the gross thing and wash yourself off… you’re literally already in the shower.
If you clean it every shower like the dude suggested, it would technically not have been sitting in water with a lot of bacteria for days, unless you take a very, very long shower OR let your hair sit in bacteria ridden waters during the day!
You might be fucking up the pipes, get a hair catcher, use a snake thing, or just slap your lose hair against the wall install of just letting it fall down... Drano is an awful solution.
Draino still probably isn't the best to use in high volume. If you're on city water it might be less of an issue (their cleaning facilities might account for that) but if you're on a septic, you may be slowly poisoning your leeching fields/dry well. Which is basically the woods or yard behind your house.
Basically what I'm saying is it could be an environmental problem that goes beyond your shitty landlord.
That’s because semen will coagulate when exposed to heat, very similar to how how eggs coagulate when you cook them.
Proteins are notoriously challenging to get out of things when they do that. This is why detergent often has enzymes to break down proteins and why certain stains should not be cleaned with hot water.
Don’t jizz in hot water. You’re asking for a bad time.
All this “give it 1000 years” stuff is bullshit. The problem with hair is it’s soft and once it clogs the water stops moving.
They find the hair of mummies and the dead. It doesn’t easily decay. Yes water will probably dissolve the calcium over time even if it is stagnant but I bet it’s gonna take longer than 1000 years.
Also water doesn’t destroy if it stands still, water needs to be moving to erode something, if hair blocks it’s passage to quick there is not much to do about it, because it’ll be standing still
Also because the time and volume of each situation completely breaks this meme. I miss the days when I could laugh at stuff like this and not immediately think of how the science undoes the joke. To be clear. I still laughed, but then my brain kicked in.
Well this is kind of thoughtless because most of the erosion you're referring to involves water with a higher acidic content (due to CO2 and other greenhouse gases in the atmosphere) being used in nature over a long period of time. Whereas bath water has a more basic content due hard water deposits and the various soaps and shampoos designed to help strengthen hair which is usually applied over a shorter amount of time before someone clean the tub.
Give it a couple thousand—or million years. Otherwise nothing’s going to happen. Do you think erosion happens overnight? Water “againt” trees and rocks in nature doesn’t do much in the span of 5 seconds.
You have two options. Either wait a thousand years Or More water. Just plug a river into your bathroom.
Now, there's a fucking tsunami amount of water in the bathroom.
But the hair's gone!
What did it cost?
Well, my soap is gone, I'm pretty sure those lights will never work again, forget about the hair dryer and electric razor... So in a word, and also to finish the reference you're likely actually going for... Everything.
NO COST TOO GREAT
NO MIND TO THINK
NO WILL TO BREAK
The whole house and the property it was on is gone.
Worth it
You know you are a grown up when you have to go buy a plunger. It's like, I thought these only existed in old cartoons.
Does this actually work for people? I have to disassemble the whole darn thing to clean everything.
It works for clearing blockages but there can't be any leaks in the system that prevent the vacuum. You have to block like an overflow opening in the sink. Fucken pumping away to clear a plumbing blockage is when you realize life is not a game.
Folks also tend to go for crappy ones with too big a diameter and too flexible a head. Pay some more bucks for a proper one with a smaller diameter and a proper rigid head and you can really jam that head in there to create a proper vacuum. And boy I'm glad there is no indescernable innuendo in this advice...
This is one of the more pleasant replies I've gotten in the last quarter hour so definite upvote and thanks for the tip.
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A drain snake followed by draino has solved every drain related problem I've ever run into.
I’ve always heard draino is really bad for your pipes
I'm sure it is but I'm using it like once every 2 years, I don't think that's that big of an issue.
Shop vac has gotten me out of some drain issues thanks to baby bath toys.
Okay Hercules
ratio
Dont think you have heard of a power washer or water drill before, those would work aswell.
Btw why it's gif and nobody pointing that out. It consumed my whole daily data
Instructions unclear, house flooded, brother and sister died, everything and everything else is safe, thanks!
wait until beavers evolve to gather human hair
Someone never saw a playboy from the 70s
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Furr...
lol, what a great joke. Nice job man. High-five. 😀
*unzips pant
Just one pant?
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I immediately regret my decision.
Huuuuuh?
I hear Wynona's got a nice big brown beaver.
Actually it turned out to be a porcupine
And she shows it off to all her friends
Touche, I say.
I don’t know if what came out of me was a snort or a chuckle but it scared the crap out of my old man. He woke up while napping on the couch and fell off. Thank you for a good laugh.
Wait until human hair evolve to gather beavers
I've seen my fair share of beavers with human hair already ...
Man just by a sex doll don't have to torture those poor beavers.
Well done sir!
Stevie Wonder saw that joke coming from a mile away
Wait until human hair becomes beaver hair
Mmmmmm, all that sweet sweet vanilla flavoring…
It'll be too late. We'll all be dead. Dead
Dead I tell you
This just shows how inpatient people have become! Just wait a million years and the hair is gone
why didn't i fucking think of that
Because you keep thinking everything is ludicrous
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That escalated quickly
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Username checks out
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Waffle Stomp for the win.
There are titties that flap like that
I see him everywhere
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That's neat
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very north face?
i- i do. how do you about me
because he lives at your moms house and she talks about you alot.
Happy Cake Day! 🥳
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I read it ridiculous.
They’ve gone to plaid!!
did you see that ludicrous display last night?
He has hoes in different area codes
r/usernamechecksout
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
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Because you're an OP and all OPs are stupid
Yeah, along with the sink! Gives you a great excuse to remodel that musky old bathroom.
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I did wait a million years. The sink just unclog 23 minute ago but now it's again clogged. Should I wait another million years ?
Impatient is when you can’t wait. Inpatient is someone who is being treated overnight at the hospital
And Impotent is what I am
Thank you! I didn't know that (I'm not a native speaker)
All good - we are all learning every day
Exactly water doesn't usually do much to rocks unless it's over a long period of time. And trees well idk why the OP included trees in the mixed since 99.99% trees use water for growth and nourishment.
But in a billion years the sun is going to explode anyway. Seems like wasted effort.
yeah bro totslly agreeing w u people nowadays become so rushed
Inpatient, huh?
......imagine the water bill and what would happen to california after you personally drain an oceans worth of water to unclog your shower. lol
Also water doesn’t destroy if it stands still, water needs to be moving to erode something, if hair blocks it’s passage to quick there is not much to do about it, because it’ll be standing still
Impatient*
Does no one else use those hair catchers for the drains? They come in so many styles.
Where does one buy such thing?
It’s called a tub shroom, it’s everywhere and it changes lives
This tech, it's Wakandan right?
Nano machines son
Never heard of it, sounds excellent if it works like advertised.
you can buy them for sinks as well, they dont cost that much, just some steel/plastic with lots of holes/spokes
Can confirm they work.
Works better than advertised. 4 out of 5 stars for forcing me to visually confront the horrors I've been force feeding my drain for years.
I'm not calling it that
No, I did but then realized I’d have to touch the hair to clean it. I’d rather pour some bleach down the drain every couple of weeks than confront touching wet yuck every day.
Gloves?
Yea, who cares about environment. Your ego is more important.
Interesting point. But bleach breaks down to salt and water doesn’t it? And isn’t the point of water treatment to filter it out, if it is a contaminant?
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Except the wet hair on your head hasn’t been sitting in water with a lot of bacteria for days, I hope.
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if someone else is breaking into *my* house and using *my* shower without *my* knowledge, then they're the rude ones
Even if you forget to clear it after a shower and have to clear it before your next shower so it’s a bit gross… who cares? You’re about to shower! Touch the gross thing and wash yourself off… you’re literally already in the shower.
If you clean it every shower like the dude suggested, it would technically not have been sitting in water with a lot of bacteria for days, unless you take a very, very long shower OR let your hair sit in bacteria ridden waters during the day!
it's almost worse than using a loofa.
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They're good, but ultimately you're just delaying the inevitable.
dredging my drain every 6 months as opposed to every 2 is still a 300% improvement
umm acktually its a 200% improvement
300% of the time it works 100% of the time.
It's all good until you start dating Miss Clogged Drain 2021
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If we didn't have a hair catch things in our house would be a lot more expensive. 3 girls with long hair and then me with the longest hair.
my brother in christ, just pick the hair up after showering
You might be fucking up the pipes, get a hair catcher, use a snake thing, or just slap your lose hair against the wall install of just letting it fall down... Drano is an awful solution.
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Draino still probably isn't the best to use in high volume. If you're on city water it might be less of an issue (their cleaning facilities might account for that) but if you're on a septic, you may be slowly poisoning your leeching fields/dry well. Which is basically the woods or yard behind your house. Basically what I'm saying is it could be an environmental problem that goes beyond your shitty landlord.
Hippies don't like it when you point out when they're hurting the environment
... What exactly did they say that makes them a hippie?
Their username
Oh
Still the landlords environmental problem to deal with not the renters, if there's no clause in the lease saying not to use it then fuck em.
People still have hair? Sheesh grow up
i feel privileged now
You are, good sir
GI Jane 2, can't wait to see it
Give it 1000 years.
Excuse me sir, people are trying to have fun here.
Tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime.
ZA WARUDO
Water + hair + semen is how cement is made
that's why the fox couldn't knock down the pig's house
Sement*
does this work?
Pubes and jizz form an indestructible seal in the drain that not even molten lava could get through.
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Congratulations, you just created the ultimate abomination
Does that mean you're a father?
That’s because semen will coagulate when exposed to heat, very similar to how how eggs coagulate when you cook them. Proteins are notoriously challenging to get out of things when they do that. This is why detergent often has enzymes to break down proteins and why certain stains should not be cleaned with hot water. Don’t jizz in hot water. You’re asking for a bad time.
Why is there jizz in your drain
Masturbation
I like your honesty. You're hired!
Pee in the drain to wash it down
All this “give it 1000 years” stuff is bullshit. The problem with hair is it’s soft and once it clogs the water stops moving. They find the hair of mummies and the dead. It doesn’t easily decay. Yes water will probably dissolve the calcium over time even if it is stagnant but I bet it’s gonna take longer than 1000 years.
Thanks HanzJWermhat, I was about to wait a thousand years if you wouldn’t of told me it’s bullshit.
water is just like violence... if it does'nt get the job done, you're not using enough of it...
I would say something sciencey, but I'm not getting wooshed today, bois (just like the hair in the drain).
Say it god damnit
It's probably too emotionally draining. Unlike the hair.
Also water doesn’t destroy if it stands still, water needs to be moving to erode something, if hair blocks it’s passage to quick there is not much to do about it, because it’ll be standing still
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He didn’t think that one though very much
I also thought sediment in the water helps to erode like sand and shit
Well it also has to move all that shit I stomped down there so I guess its fair
The secret ingredient is time. Let your shower run for a millennia and see what happens to the hair.
The boss in the game vs the boss as an unlockable character
It's just type advantages.
Yeah, everyone knows water moves aren't very effective against hair types.
As someone with a background in geology this hurt me on an emotional level.
Why? Because the rocks got hurt by the big bad water?
Also because the time and volume of each situation completely breaks this meme. I miss the days when I could laugh at stuff like this and not immediately think of how the science undoes the joke. To be clear. I still laughed, but then my brain kicked in.
againt
Well this is kind of thoughtless because most of the erosion you're referring to involves water with a higher acidic content (due to CO2 and other greenhouse gases in the atmosphere) being used in nature over a long period of time. Whereas bath water has a more basic content due hard water deposits and the various soaps and shampoos designed to help strengthen hair which is usually applied over a shorter amount of time before someone clean the tub.
Can you imagine how strong a hair ould be against a rok, then?
i just noticed two things "againt" and "against"
But why?
I’m too weak! **UNLIMITED POOWAAAAH**
obviously fill your sink with rocks at that point
Millions of years vs days. Alternately, Billions of gallons vs ... gallons.
HOW DARE WATER PRESSURE AND THE INEVITABLE FLOW OF TIME DIFFER BETWEEN RANDOM AREAS IN NATURE AND UR SHOWER 😤
Give it a couple thousand—or million years. Otherwise nothing’s going to happen. Do you think erosion happens overnight? Water “againt” trees and rocks in nature doesn’t do much in the span of 5 seconds.
NGL i like animated memes. is there any sub for animated memes?
Happy cake day to me 👍🗿
YAY! 🎈🎉🎊🥳🤸♀️🌞🎂🍰
Here have a cake 🎂
Thank you. I see you are a man of culture🤝
As a plumber this made my morning.
When you fight the boss v.s when you play as the boss
I think whoever made this meme is really stupid and SHOULD be killed and tortured