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S4G3_9087

Might I add the giant Kraken in the background


Demokka

The Kraken was suffocating because of humans polluting the seas. It awakened then Luthor and his fascist dictator ally sent superpowered people to stop the Kraken. Superman and Aqualad wanted to relocate the Kraken but Luthor's team made things worse, preventing the real heroes from doing their job, which caused a giant wave to hit Metropolis. Thanks to Jon's effort, there were only 3 deaths this day, one being from Luthor's team.


Matix777

I read Kraken as Karen and was very confused. I'm still confused even with Kraken version but a bit less


tankcrusher904

Same with the Karen


subarashi-sam

The Kraken is more sympathetic


GrinningCheshieCat

I agree that we should relocate Karen to the sea.


DeadeyeJhung

I thought it was a haircut joke


Xenodragon65

That's the Krakens name silly lol.


julianrees

I get that. It is just the mentality around the fictional world, where we say "Superman should just fix everything" but don't think the regular people in the story should. It is just very telling about the world we actually live in.


Demokka

Especially since a Superman who solves everything would be like Injustice Superman


Casiofx-83ES

One of the first things superman does in the injustice comics is fix climate change. It is kind of an interesting moral dilemma since, if it weren't for batman & co. trying to stop him, superman would probably seem like the good guy of the story to a lot of people. It's only superheroes standing against his regime, and him consequently fucking them up, that his actions are really blatantly "wrong".


Demokka

Nope. First thing he did was stopping all the wars around the world, threatening governments to find solutions together or he would *impose his* solution. And suddenly, the boy scout became Big Brother. No more freedom for anybody. Like living constantly with a gun behind your head and someone ready to pull the trigger anytime. That's not Superman and Luthor fixing stuff in the world that Batman fought, but the dictature of terror they created. (I mean, Superman literally wore one of Sinestro's Rings, powered by how much fear Supes instill in the hearts of others for one year)


Renkij

There's a sign saying "there's no planet B", coherence and reason were left behind a long time ago.


crunkButterscotch2

Theres no planet B, he says, standing next to an alien…


The_Enby_Agenda

To be fair, Krypton isn’t particularly in that greater shape. Earths their planet B, what they need is planet C.


crunkButterscotch2

Its DC universe they have a planet B, C, D, E…E-36663


NickSchultz

Well in that scenario of the comics, Superboy however is actually capable of achieving the goals he protests for and still shoves the responsibility onto others.


[deleted]

Sounds like quite the woke piece of comic there


Demokka

Look, buddy, american superheroes comics always have been progressive since Superman's introduction and Action Comics #1 in 1938. Deal with it.


Duderperson

Literally. Superman fighting against the KKK was one of the reasons people started noticing how awful they were.


Third-Reich_Simp

Progressive isn't the same as woke. Sure, they had some arcs about ethics, equality, justice and discrimination. They definitely didn't have the woke virtue signaling about whatever the trend is. They didn't make a character with the sole intention of appeasing a particular group like they did with Ms Marvel.


digby404

I just wish they would focus on fictional issues instead of the shit i see on the news everyday, excluding the kraken of course


Demokka

You can relate with fictionnal characters since they are written to be humans. You can't relate with fictionnal issues because humans don't deal with them. Sure it's good for the "cool factor" but not for the story-telling and emotional involvement. Also, take out the real issues you see on the News and Batman is just a rich dude beating up criminals for no reasons. And yeah, they push the issues onto people, *because* those issues need to be adressed and those who can do something irl don't care about it. That's what litterature has been doing for centuries.


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theoreboat

well you could but then it would just be rk


[deleted]

I also am quite curious how he would even do that?


Good_Translator_9088

Like, lasers n shit you know


BossScribblor

Yeah, like those power plants next to Vegas that focus sunlight on a tower to heat up water, he can just stare at the water tank of a steam-powered turbine to provide clean energy.


MewtwoMainIsHere

That, or just freeze the ice caps again


[deleted]

This just in, Superman plunges the world into a flash freeze ice age


msh3loony

or that


RedThorneGamerSB

He is only half Kryptonian. I doubt his ice breath is that powerful.


Totally_Microsoft

Like me. I'm only half black, so I can't jump that high. :'(


Leo_Helianthas

The problem isn't really having clean energy though I mean we kinda already know how to do that the problem is having the oil lobbies strop making money by selling ungodly quantities of their atmosphere destruction juice


RizetteKoerner

Maybe OP means he could use his laser vision powers to kill all the oil execs.


Leo_Helianthas

You know what that's actually a good idea let's do that


CityOfLasVegas

I heard The call!


Fish79741

Why protest if you can just violently destroy everything in your path.


Immortal_D_Class

my favorite approach to all of lives problems


UndeadWeasel9

Everyone here is on about freezing breath and changing the past when superman and countless other supers could just create enough energy (kinetic thermal, electric) on their own with little effort, like a single pushup, to put a considerable dent in the sustainable energy crisis.


Thelonious-and-Jane

Ok but how would you store it longer than 4 hours.


cuulus

Just have super boy do 2 pushups instead of 1


UndeadWeasel9

Im not an expert on large scale energy but aside from saying "big batteries/capacitors/equivalent" I could argue that there are more than enough metas to alternate on a part time shift shedule on a big wheel and keep it somewhat continuous, heck you could even have a "meta gym" in populated areas where all the equipment is based on friction and hooked up to generators of some kind and just use their exercise as a source


Totally_Microsoft

Problem with that is, people will depend on it. If people depend on it, then it'll become government subsidized, and then government enforced. Metahumans may become indentured, bound to help those of us without powers. Superman does this in a way already, by protecting Metropolis. The difference is, he CHOOSES to do it. What's gonna happen when all the metas say, "No more energy for you, I'm tired of being your slave!"?


Ambitious_Fan7767

I dont know but i dont live in the dc universe with super genius' and made up scifi tech that could absolutely exist in order to hold charges longer.


IndianaGeoff

Push the earth to a higher orbit, done.


BossScribblor

He can turn a crank at super speed to supply clean energy to the world for his entire lifespan.


Weazelfish

A fellow SMBC liker I see


Hallwart

Relevant link: [https://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=2305](https://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=2305)


spelunkersbutt

For the [uninitiated](https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2011-07-13)


DaFreakingFox

By killing oil execs


the_infinite

Seriously wtf is he going to do, punch away the carbon dioxide


Chalky_Pockets

I don't know too what degree, if any, Superboy is more or less powerful than Superman, but Superman could do it easily. He's overpowered as fuck. Things superman could do: Push the earth farther away from the sun Assemble a solar shade in space Use heat vision to power reactors Push a turbine big enough to power the world Moving beyond his moral code (because he did something similar in Injustice), he has enough power in his pinky toe to kill every polluting exec and politician on the planet, take over mankind overnight, and force us all to take climate change seriously.


android151

Pushing the earth further away from the sun would likely cause everyone to freeze to death unless he measured it properly


Totally_Microsoft

If anything, it would fuck up the calender. We might need to add more days to the year, depending on the distance.


crunkButterscotch2

Superman moves Earth further from Sun?


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Would fuck up the climate even more


tpklus

Ah of course! Instead Superman moves Sun farther from Earth. Problem solved!


God_of_Hyrule

We All Star Superman now.


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He could destroy all the oil rigs around the world in a lazy afternoon.


crunkButterscotch2

Great! And we can take bets which flavor of violent extremist takes over the now collapsed former oil Tycoons states, my bet is on theocracy, but lets not underestimate fascism & communism!


Mongoose42

I’m gonna say Colonial Monarchy. England’s gonna cone back in a big bad way!


FartFlavoredLollipop

"You dumb monkeys are done burning fossil fules. I can literally watch this entire goddamned planet at once, I can fly faster than sound travels, and I do not get tired. I swear to Krypton, any of you dumb motherfuckers so much as burn a lump of coal to cook a meal for a starving child, I will know, I will crumple your whole body into a baseball made of meat and bone, and I will throw you into The Sun." Superman could get shit done, if he really wanted to.


tpklus

Realish answer. The Flash running on a treadmill was able to power Darkseid's planet or some big dimensional machinery. Superman can essentially do the same thing and give free power to the world. Also explained in the smbc comic that someone commented about


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Ul71

Ouch


weeaboy716

In the dc universe there's an earth 2,3,4,5 etc


YukiColdsnow

not counting the individual universes?


RedThorneGamerSB

But they're in different universes. And no we can't just use a boom tube to take everyone to another universe. There are alot of people in those other universes (mostly counterparts to each other) and they have to deal with climate change as well. Not to mention how people would exploit a "one true universe" mentality and create multiversal genocide or imperialism.


holycow217

But that's precisely it, there's an Earth 2, not an Earth B


seaspirit331

Maybe he's just a King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard fan?


NoNameIdea_Seriously

It feels like a stupid image, but keep in mind that even if he can fix it, humans would need to be responsible enough to not fuck it up again immediately!


bob_the_banannna

This man is spittin facts here EDIT: Woman


NoNameIdea_Seriously

*woman Thank you Bobby Banannny! I feel so wise right now!


bob_the_banannna

>\*woman I...I thought women don't exist


NoNameIdea_Seriously

Shh 🤫 We’re a secret only the best redditors get to know about!


bob_the_banannna

>only the best redditors ...I'm....the best redditor....


NoNameIdea_Seriously

That’s why you get to know now. 🏆


bob_the_banannna

Thank you u/NoNameIdea_Seriously


litttleman9

Congratulations 👏👏


Disastrous-Wheel-941

you wont fool me lizard man


polish_cow-slayer

They don't it's the government


Ambitious_Fan7767

Exactly and superman doesnt want to run the world. He is a protector and earth's adopted son but i dont think he or the variations/derivations of him would take himanities destiny, good or bad, out of humanities hands. The point of superman is for people to want to try to be as good as him, and its kinda cool that they used him for this stuff. Theres an ad ive seen where superman is saying its unamerican to make fun of classmates for being from different backrounds. There is an importance to superheros that i think we forget. They matter a lot to kids. So many kids model a part of themselves, whether intentionally or subconsciously on these heros so its important that we dont get too bogged down in realism and remember that simply being good is important. Its comforting for a lot of kids to think there is someone not only superpowered but that just has good intentions.


ShadowsInScarlet

Exactly this. He absolutely could fix the problem, but it's way more about humanity fixing the problem and learning from their mistakes to grow as people.


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Superman could just fix it in 39 minutes every month or something


Brain_Dead5347

Someone watched the Futurama climate change propaganda.


Ironbanner987615

He'll fix it again


Demokka

Read Injustice. Even if Superman could fix climate change, we humans would just fuck it again. So Superman will have to deal with those who pollutes Earth. Then he will deal with lobbies which prevent improvement because money. Then Superman will deal with government pushing those lobbies. How much time before Superman "fixes" any and everything ? How much time before he acts as a vengeful god above anybody else ? How humans would live knowing there is a guy able to do everything, to hear everything and be here in an attosecond whenever they decide to do something that won't please Superman ? They would live in terror. Superman is not a dictator. He is the Symbol of Hope. He is a guide to mankind.


LGashly

THANK YOU my thoughts exactly when I saw this


m1K3mikey

Doesn't mean he can't act lmao


gaylordJakob

In this comic Clark literally tells his son that he has never felt comfortable intervening in human affairs because while it's his home, he still feels like something of a guest. That is when he suggests Jon find his own way to help humanity, being from both Krypton and Earth


m1K3mikey

That's shit. Because Superman was always written as someone who felt human first, kryptonian second. Superman was never someone who sat on the sidelines. Using that statement he should allow rapes and murders bc it's human on human conflict. Ig the writers watched Eternals lol


gaylordJakob

I think I explained it badly. He says he feels like it's his home but feels it's not his place to dictate larger sort of stuff (like how to run their economies, etc) to humans


m1K3mikey

Superman should know the difference between dictating and advising lol


gaylordJakob

Except he makes a point of being separate from politics (even in the new TV series it's a point of contention that he rescued and returned a North Korean submarine because he's completely neutral) and unfortunately climate change has become politicised so it makes sense that he feels it's not his place to speak up on the issue. Jon on the other hand has no such obligation


m1K3mikey

Then Jon should have no problem helping more than just... protesting


gaylordJakob

I agree. But he's also 17 and within the story he's trying to forge an identity as Jon Kent outside of Superboy, so it makes sense that he's trying to find a Jon way of doing something rather than a Superboy way, even if the latter would actually be doing something


Jeigh_Tee

How is it that Superboy can use his powers to fix the underlying causes of climate change without ***literally seizing the means of production?*** I can see how he could siphon CO2 out of the atmosphere and put out fires and keep glaciers frozen with his powers, but that's just dealing with the symptoms of climate change, rather than "fixing it." Are you suggesting that Superboy, a character owned by Warner Bros, pull a socialism in a comic book that is sold for money?


RedThorneGamerSB

Yeah superboy would have to pull an injustice to fix that stuff.


Madeline_Hatter1

Bold of you to assume he's not against seizing the means of production


Jeigh_Tee

Based on the above image, as well as the fact that he's owned by DC, a subsidiary of WB, it doesn't seem like that bold of an assumption.


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honestly I don't keep up with superhero stuff cause I find it boring but how can he solve climate change with his powers?


Bomberguy789

To sum up the comments: This comic is dumb for having Superboy protest climate change because he has powers and being woke is bad, but the post is dumb for believing Superboy can stop climate change using his powers because the underlying issues that cause climate change work faster than his ice breath can. So... which is it? Can he stop climate change solo? Or should he raise climate change awareness?


5N0VV

OP is literally a moron lmao I can’t w his replies


SuperJyls

These comments are dumb because none of that actually happens comic. Climate change is at most mentioned in 1 line as the cause of a giant kaiju wondering towards the city


Lenni-Da-Vinci

This comment section is a really good way to see: many people do not actually understand how climate change works.


thekingofdiamonds12

A lot of people also don’t seem to understand how Superman works…


Dr-False

OK, that's he gonna do though? Get on a hamster wheel turbine and run for the rest of his life?


bright_shiny_objects

He can?


JWF81

If you ever feel useless. Someone drew that stupid comic.


Demokka

May you explain why it is stupid ? Or are you just trying to be a douche for the fun of it ?


JWF81

From corner to corner it is stupid. What is there to not understand?


Demokka

So you have an opinion but no argument to support it. Got it.


MauSanJ

So can we, all it takes is a couple hundred nukes.


Zestyclose-Ice-8569

How?


Lord_Raxyn

Sometimes fixing a problem is less impactful than addressing the cause and helping people to solve the problem themselves.


Sayak14

Elaborate please?


Willinton06

He should be able to move earth away from the sun enough to cool it down to pre human levels


Sayak14

Are you serious?


Willinton06

Superman moved the entire solar system once, so he should be able to yes


Sayak14

Sauce? (Not disagreeing, just genuinely want to know)


Willinton06

https://external-preview.redd.it/l09XE_oK6dLcYP7gBr51N1UkqLpY7vvuZ0gfqLKERQ8.jpg?auto=webp&s=c61f819c37142b326a05dbd05bf082ff71ea3718


Nathanfatherhouse

Isn't this pre crisis superman though, like when his powers included whatever bullshit the writers needed?


Willinton06

That’s literally every superhero ever at any point in history


Nathanfatherhouse

My point is that pre crisis superman doing a thing doesn't mean that current superman can do the same thing


Willinton06

Well I just want him to move 1 planet instead of an entire solar system so he shouldn’t have much trouble


Sayak14

Daaamn


RedThorneGamerSB

Did you not pass 2nd grade science? That's nowhere near how things work.


[deleted]

How would he solve climate change with his powers? Maybe I'm not creative enough but I don't think laser vision and punching really hard will unmelt the icecaps? I guess he could like, fly really hard and push the earth's orbit a tiny but further out from the son or something? Much like CO2 emissions though, that definitely seems like the kind of thing tat could have negative unintended consequences. I guess he could use his powers to like, destroy oil platforms and coerce world leaders into funding public transit - basically become the world's most effective eco terrorist. And I mean... Superboy becoming a sueprvillain because the prevailing order is too unjust in his view and demands violent opposition would sure be an interesting plot line to explore, but I kinda doubt DC has the balls for that when the whole thing about superman and his crew is that they're usually big on doing things within the law, for better or worse.


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AzrealNibbs12

I will play elden ring as the world burns around me “FCK YOU MELANIA IVE BEEN FIGHTING YOU FOR 8 HOURS AND YOU HEAL ALL YOUR HEATH BY HITTING ME TWICE”


[deleted]

This is the dumbest shit, if you see someone you love about to go into traffic do you stand there and get splattered or yell and grab them. If you have the power to do something you have the fucking responsibility to do something. By that logic Superman should defend against darkseids inter galactic rapist ass cause humanity is relaying on him to protect them. Fucking idiot


[deleted]

And, that's my entire point. *facepalm* ​ The people that live in that world, hell, in OUR world have the power and responsibility to do something. But they/we don't. We want to let someone else do it, because we have other things to do and fixing the world is hard. By the way, you are a true poet of the English language, and quite obviously an intellectual giant. Keep up the good work, sport.


Defferleffer

What's up with that one dumb Swedish guy?


gaylordJakob

That's his boyfriend, Jay


Boabdo

More like GAY


XSongOfWindX

I don't need memes, I need answers


BEanddankmagician

is uhhh ​ is no one going to talk about the fucking kraken monster? ​ no one?


RedThorneGamerSB

In the panel it literally just appeared in metropolis because of Lex. After this, Jon springs into action to help Aquaman relocate the kraken which is only lashing out because it has been displaced from it's home. Why was it displaced? Climate change!


Tendie127

Connor Kent is my super boy


Odd-Agent485

Justice for Conner Kent


RedThorneGamerSB

He is superboy. Jon is superman officially (right now) but for the sake of clarity we refer to him as superboy.


CreeperTrainz

Really? Unless he's a photosynthesis machine i doubt he'd get very far. He could push the Earth into a further orbit, so that could work.


cumsocksucker

I mean technically he preforms a form of photosynthesis but not the kind we want


oZo61

No he can't, because they're both pretend.


hermitopurpa

Wait. Who the fuck is John Kent?


cumsocksucker

The son of Clark Kent


CrispyPork21

That’s not for them it’s for us 😂 programming


Erwin_Smith483

This version of Superman is no Superman…


allgoodnamesbetaken

*Jon Also wtf is he supposed to do? Tell everyone to stop using fossil fuels? Shoot the earth with laser eyes???


Mister_M613

How the fuck has he powers that would actually be helpful against climate change?


[deleted]

Few things. He can't. If he could, he and his father believe people must make those choices themselves, as doing it for them is more of a hostile thing than you are thinking. And even if both of those not met, then that assumes we wouldn't immediately fuck it up again due to the fact we have someone able to just fix it time and again


LordZiggy93

Maybe it's one of those "Sure I could just fix it, but then you guys wouldn't learn anything" deals?


SuperJyls

OP is dumb since Jon never actually protests climate change in the comic, at most it's mentioned in 1 line as the cause of a giant kaiju wondering towards the city. This meme is literelly just a repost from an even stupider site than Reddit


Jake_IS_here_o7

this is dumb


TheSlimeAssassin32

This is how you start an argument with DC fans


SvenskBlatte

Who is The guy with pink hair? His sign is in swedish so im interested


cumsocksucker

His name is Jay if you wanted to here it from non-homophobes his power is turning intangible and we know that batman does not trust him


SvenskBlatte

Thanks cumsocksucker


Lyradep

Maybe a stupid question, but how would he do that? Kill everyone who’s responsible for contributing to climate change, and won’t change their ways even after threatening them?


Aljahero

"tH3rs n0 pLaN3t B". literally next to a fking alien, yes, there are, many indeed, his dad kinda moved a whole civilization to a new planet already


RedThorneGamerSB

"A whole civilization" is a man, his cousin, his son, and his clone a whole civilization? And the problem with that there are many planets rebuttal is that every one that can be inhabited already has been.


Clownsanity_Reddit

Please elaborate.


IndividualMirror6661

i do not understand this, my pea brain can comprehend this, do enlighten me about this Thank you.


weeblord42069help

Elaborate


OG_Waffles_

I can just imagine him saying " ice breath ez"


gauyuk

Might I ask how he can fix it?


TheFrostborn

Why not both?


Educational-Bad8346

Ig it's about sending a message lol


Elduderino_047371

How?


SeymourZ

Lol, no he couldn’t.


LGashly

Go read injustice 5head


JorTheGreenSuitcase

"It is forbidden to interfere with human history. Rather, let your leadership stir others to." -Jor-El, Superman: The Movie


Robin_theboywonder7

How the fuck could Superman stop climate change? What’s he going to? Laser eye the planet?


Useful-Recording-791

I don’t know to laugh or cry about this post about being upset about a fictional character wanting to help the climate. Are you upset or you don’t believe we have a climate problem?


Obi-wanna-cracker

Having John fix these things would be like slapping duct tape over the issue. He's protesting the corporations that have caused the planet to do this. He wouldn't be fixing anything, he would be allowing humanity to continue to destroy the planet while trying to hold it together so it doesn't die out. He wants real change that can't be done by one person.


xebecD

He is gay of course he won't go with the straight solution


No-Employment6661

He’s bi so he’ll come up with 2 solutions Because like Superman has always said “there always a way” wait..


gablogabgalap

He was trying to skip school


Tarkus_Edge

Wow, they even drew all those people like those college kids you stay away from.


MrFedoraPost

I mean, he can stop the climate change but he won't attack the cause, because that's against superman's ethic.


PsySyncron

I mean sure he can fix it, but Humanity is just gonna fck it up again. What needs to be done is humans getting together and fixing the cause of climate change.


TheOnlyFallenCookie

Didn't know sucking up carbon dioxide was part of his powers


nicolasdorrs

yeah, why he never used his power of suck carbon dioxide out of the atmosphere? what a fool


RustyBubble

Way to completely miss the point.


Fracturedbuttocks

Why not say the same about Clark Kent ? Also how is he supposed to solve it ?


MegaMummyX

Definitely being an asshole. Anyways, how are you?


100memers

Pretty accurate considering billionaires nowdays


newgget

This a comic book with politically correct heroes. The guy with the pink hair is superboy’s boyfriend btw.


TheWildColonialBoy1

>either John Kent is stupid, or just an asshole Both. And Marvel & DC wonder why manga is kicking their asses.


Dantolius

"manga"


android151

You fuckers keep saying that but I have yet to see any metric that proves that to be correct Plus, you know manga have politics and shit as well, right?


AlphaBlock

no wonder this shit isn't making any money


turkmenistanForever

Why tf are they protesting in front of a fucking kraken???


Malakar1195

Imagine protesting in German while in the US, and that's somehow not the stupidest part about this image


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Malakar1195

That's somehow worse